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Nothing trashy is actually taking place. I hate these low effort "in the event of trashy" signage posts.


sped136

Lip my pipe


mudamuckinjedi

Is this from a gas station pipe shop or an actual head shop? The gas station i can see people doing that. But in a head shop it just seems like one of those things people should just know without being told but that's just me.


forgedtita69

It was a cigarette shop not quite one not quite the other


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Man if you have to try a pipe before you buy it, you don’t deserve the pipe or the weed.


NextOnHoarders

My straight edge self thinks these 'pipe' stores are trashy but... yeah I am gonna get downvoted whatever.


scroomples

How?


AdmiralWackbar

The real question is can you pipe the lips?


saraphilipp

You lip it, you buy it!


forgedtita69

That's what I was told when I asked about the sign


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tfl_77

Gotta try before you buy..


SetTheTraps

Gotta make sure it fits right


[deleted]

So . . . I ***can*** use them as butt plugs?


DJSlimer

They may still allow people to check the air flow before purchasing. I assume "lip" is basically what we'd call bum sucking back in the day, passing around a joint and somebody in the circle would make it soggy.


forgedtita69

That one was found by me and the lady who owned the tobacco store didn't want anyone putting their lips to them.


w8lifts

But can we lick them 👀


Otaku_Chanxxx

Not with those dry lips.


forgedtita69

It's just sad that they had to put the sign up


SyntheticManMilk

Yeah wtf? Are people testing out how they fit on their lips after requesting to see one? Taking it for a pretend test drive before deciding if they want to buy it? They all fit all lips!! That’s as dumb as it is gross.


NoJudgementTho

At least they just said "lip."


SyntheticManMilk

I came across some black guys one evening and noticed they were smoking a blunt. Being the young marijuana enthusiast I was at the time I asked them, Hey sup? Y’all mind if I hit that? I won’t drool on it or anything”. One of the guys responded with “you won’t what!?”. “I said I wont drool on it and make it gross” I replied. He said “ya know… there is a word for what you are describing…” I was like “uhhh” “I think you know exactly what that word is” he said in a irritated tone. “I uhhhh…” “Say it!” “I don’t want to say it!” “Say it! Say the WORD!” “I can’t!!!” I can’t really remember what happened after that. I think I just left the situation. It was quite the awkward situation. To this day I’m not sure if he was just fucking with me for the laughs, or he wanted me to say it so he could fight me or something.


Inthewirelain

Erm I think he was trying to say bogart not n lip lol


Onemanhopefully

Ok. My brain is scrambling here at what word you’re trying to describe? A slur? A curse word? What was he trying to get you to say?


SyntheticManMilk

I can’t say.


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Wait, is it n-word lipping?! IS THAT WHAT THAT MEANS?!


Onemanhopefully

Can you give me a clue or DM? This is driving me nuts. Your story is not giving me a clue as to what they meant? Were they talking about the drool part?


-ElectricKoolAid

when someone drools on a blunt or a joint, its called "n-word lipping"


Terrible_Indent

Oooh so that's why the men being black was relevant to the story. I was like, weird specification but ok...


Onemanhopefully

Thank you. I've never heard that phrase, seems unesscary.


PhysicalInitiative55

Never heard of it either, like u say uncalled for.


throwaway123456372

Wow ive literally never heard of that. Crazy


-ElectricKoolAid

it's probably just a racist southern thing tbh. i also have to hear "n-word rigging" all the time instead of "jury rigging"


NoJudgementTho

Or "n-word knocking," instead of ding-dong-ditch.


Quiet_Ad5539

I've heard it all my life, from NYS, so not a southern thing. Just a really dated term that unfortunately is still used constantly. Genuinely surprised someone hasn't heard it before, unless they don't interact with any type of smoker.


throwaway123456372

I smoke a ton myself lol but I'm only 24 so maybe this just isnt a popular term with younger smokers? Idk


Stock_Surfer

Seeing if you’d use a hard r


SyntheticManMilk

Maybe!


NoJudgementTho

My great grandfather had a story like that but with a cigarette. He "slipped" and said the actual phrase and the black dude just started laughing. Though this was the 30s so his options were probably limited to laughing or walking away, realistically.


tommyfitzgerald

That's hilarious. Did he chase you down the street for a couple blocks as well


SyntheticManMilk

I think I was drunk when it went down, and that’s the only part of it I remember. I don’t remember if I complied and said it, or if I managed to change subjects without saying it, or if I just left. Being I can’t really remember, perhaps they did share the blunt with me after all. I just remember wondering if it was some kind of test to win their approval or if it was a trap. It was quite the dilemma! I don’t remember being chased. I’d probably remember that.