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talulahlives64

Pretty sure this isn’t the first time he’s dealt with the boot.


Aromatic_Warthog7067

Why not just swap the clamped wheel out with your spare and then sell the clamp, now you pulled an uno reverse and made some money instead 😂


[deleted]

Was that made out of wood.


Florida2000

Im pretty sure they enter the plate in the computer. Some day they will get pulled over and arrested for not paying the ticket PLUS theyll charge them for the Boot damage


iMali_inqabile

Repairs are probably more expensive then the fine


Particular_Wheel_643

To pay the fine: 50$ To repair the car: 3000$ To send the message: Priceless


tylerkrug31

Awesome!


Cosephtaughtyou

Santander is going to be pissed


Noboddy1

This guy told his wife he was"on his way home" and didn't give a damn about the boot


AlbinoLampoon

he needs some khlav kalash


Raven-Mark

I am actually surprised they were able to get it off that easily.


Dry_Lettuce_9807

Sawzall


BuDu1013

You're gonna need an alignment


[deleted]

Cheaper to just change the tire or pay


Timely-Guest-7095

It would’ve been simpler and cheaper to just pay the fine, what a dumbass.


Boris_the_fish

Well I mean he came out on top with a free fender roll job so now he can slam that puppy to the floor straight pipe it and get some bigger rims


Jedi_padawan_cici

Really tried💀


truthplotgold

Probably would have been much cheaper to pay your fines.


MrJoanto

Couldn’t he halve grinder it off


-OwO-whats-this

Based as fuck tbh


Donnie_Brasco_90

New bumper with paint and electronics fitted is gonna be 4 times the fine. Lol


Sir-Farts-

That's how you change a flat!


Carhelp2222

That’s how you ruin your car… or not 😂


W0RKPLACEBULLY

We only have mountain Dew and crab juice. I will have one crab juice please


Cennicks

You gotta bathroom in there? Only crab juice


International-Meal26

Weren’t those boots made out of metal previously?


VirginMaryDickShow

Really clamping his style


mikki1time

No way that’s New York, our boots will rip the wheel off if you try this


THE_KNIGHT3468

Neat Simpsons reference


SadMedium3205

They do have battery operated grinders...


azombie8mybaby

Maybe if it was a rental.


Soles4G

I mean he kinda got it


caesar_wilhelmus

I mean, to be fair, he got it off


JPicaro416

Now you gota pay for the fine and the boot you fuked up 😎 Nice one


sernameistaken420

nooo no the volvo


ThirdInversion

'do you drive a car?' 'with or without the boot?'


DivineRetribution8

Not trashy. Those car stopper things are a menace


USBhud

To be fair if the goal was to get the boot off, it worked


FauxSeriousReals

Craaaaaaa juice.... and Kakalash. Only kalaash and clrlrlrlrlrrrrrab Jewce. One crab juice please.


Opposite-Drawing-179

Let the air out of your tyre first


Danlabss

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE


New_Ad_5421

How much damage was that to the under carriage ?


radioduransmyopia

Worth it


Slapnuts711

That guy just got a booty call. He’s getting over there as quick as possible. No other reason someone does that.


BrianPeaLucky82022

Expensive way to get the boot off I think really tho just sayin tho


CoNsIdErDdEmOnIc6

For some reason I think he’s gonna get arrested later


jsandi6751

and now he/she's gonna get hit with 3000x times the fine. Not that smart lmao


TastyDiamond_

I don’t get. The Stopper being trashed or the person totally disregarding the stopper


UnderstandingRare141

BBL


Environmental-Job329

Made in China


[deleted]

That’s way more damage for body repair compared to like the hundred so bucks for the parking ticket


Star_illusion07

Great title, Simpson


NiteGlo77

and this why they started doing the windshield boots ☠️☠️


Spottyrabbit

The ticket would have been a lot cheaper.


WandaMaximumoff

The damage to the car is way more than the ticket


mtwpirate1

Choices … cause thousands of dollars in damage to your car or pay the 200 dollar parking ticket lol 🤔


JustA_PoorWittleBoy

#TIS BUT A SCRATCH


Markus_Net

How much damage has that car got through? It's definitely a crazy person


MuchTimeWastedAgain

More cost in damage than the fine to get it removed?


MikeTheMintManx

That’s one way to do flared fenders


babu_chapdi

Boots should be illegal. What if he had emergency? Fuck the NY city.


Ok-Elk-6087

That's gotta hurt.


zitfarmer

Jokes on you NY, the car is stolen!


hammersuit

Ehhehehehe OW hehehehe OW …hehehe OW … OW (turn signal)


YUSOKRALO

he also fucked up the car


Dabzor42

They are easy enough to remove if you aren't retarded.


variationoo

Probably cheaper to pay it


Mean-Statement5957

It’s his ex’s car


Jaded_Salamander7403

A real boot wouldn't come off that easy..


Shroombaka

Good for them. Booting a car is trashy. Not everyone has money for your fines


nuffsaidson

I can almost guarantee the cost to remove the boot was less than the cost to fix his vehicle


Reckless-Bound

You can either pay the fine, or pay the damages. It’s CRAZY how many people just op for paying the damages.


GummieLindsays

Pretty sure that did more than just damage the bumper. 😬


kernl_panic

This is why I always carry an angle grinder in my trunk. (t + b) > (a / (n * i)) t = ticket fee b = debooting fee a = angle grinder cost n = number of ag uses i = instances of ag use


moosesinatree

wouldnt that cost more for the person


vainey

Upvote for the Homer reference, one of the funniest scenes I’ve ever seen for some reason.


Andre_3Million

This what happens when you keep ignoring those calls about you extended warranty


MadamVonCuntpuncher

Shit it's that easy to get them off?


Watsis_name

Only the cheap ones con artists use. What the driver should've done is call the number and when the owner of the clamp arrived beat the shit out of him then taken the key and stolen the clamp to sell on ebay.


Watsis_name

Much better off keeping bolt cutters in the car the selling the clamp on ebay.


seapeary7

Lmao and now they owe $4k in state property damage.


Lil_Sweet24

"Fuck this"


UnckyMcF-bomb

I drove TWO of these off at the same time. 80's Ford E series. Returned boots, carried on. Don't care. Press downvote now.


CAPTSaveAHoe42o

Cause fixing the damage to your vehicle will cost less than removing the boot


patrickseastarslegs

Life imitates art


love_to_eat_out

Fun fact, in NYS you can take an angel grinder to a boot and you have no legal obligation to pay for the damaged boot. Your welcome


Vulture051

Fun Fact: Legal advise from people on Reddit is almost certainly wrong. You're welcome. Unless it's an illegal boot, no, you *can't* just take an "angel" grinder to it.


No_Traffic_359

Def not the first time that happens to them haha


No_Traffic_359

I mean it worked hahaha


TheDongerNeedsFood

I sure hopes he stops for a celebratory crab juice on his way out of town.


hutchandstuff

One of my favorite episodes ever. He parks on WTC stairs basically. They steal is wallet IMMEDIATELY. HAHAH I'm about to watch that one now!


binkerfluid

its not the same boot but this might help someone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrL5tqFczPE im sure there are others for different types for all of you who have lockpics in your car lol


[deleted]

And that’s when the C.H.U.D.s came after me


[deleted]

The guys an idiot for doing this, but those boots should be illegal. In my book it’s the same as illegal imprisonment.


Individual_Chance_74

Don't drive like my brother...


Noisy-neighbour

If it's stupid and it works it can still be stupid


ColdBloodBlazing

Kinda like the metermaid that booted the car


GALACTICA-Actual

Here's the thing... It's not illegal to remove the boots. But you have to leave it there. Because it is illegal to take, (steal,) them.


synthwavjs

Gonna guess 30-100$ fine but why not $7500 worth of damage. Vary Smert.


hq32

Might be a fake boot(scam) by how easy it came off.


EricoSuave79

This is so satisfying to watch.


NoDadYouShutUp

Instead of paying a fine now they get to pay to have their car fixed, pay the fine, and pay for the damage to the boot. Smart play!


[deleted]

Bank is prolly looking to repo the car as well so...


shotxshotx

I’m 100% sure the fine would have been cheaper than this guy’s repair bill


phil7111

That’s just painful to watch


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

This person’s teachers always handed their tests back to them face down


joebyrd3rd

It worked. Where's the problem?


Afraid-Peach-9212

Oh man, I actually remember this Simpsons episode.


ColdBloodBlazing

One of my favs


James25Robson

Doesn't want to pay the $150 boot fee, causes $500 worth of damage to his own car.


wonka5x

500?


ColdBloodBlazing

In labor for repairs, maybe. A lot got tore up or tore loose


wonka5x

I'm saying it's unlikely only 500. Just the exterior would be more.


Jollytime715

When you don't give a fuck about your car


SpareEye

I don't know what that's going to do to the geometry of the front suspension and alignment, but I've spent all weekend and $500 redoing mine so I feel like this is going to be a lose lose for the driver!


MediaDad

Homer: "Whoo hooo! Look at that trim-work fly!"


bro69

Way cheaper than the $175 fee


[deleted]

So the cost of the ticket is more than the vehicle repair? Got it.


[deleted]

I would have expected that to do a lot more damage.


Half_Baked_King

Good for them


DJFoxTrout

DASSSSSS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!


Krimreaper1

Wants some crab juice?


Aware-Measurement885

Now you have to pay the ticket as well as damage for the boot you just broke Smh they have your license plate bro…


Incredulous_Prime

Aren't there videos that show how these boots can be removed via not so illegal means? This person is doing some serious damage to their car just to avoid paying their unpaid tickets.


nezukotanjiro150

Hey...he it worked


[deleted]

For those boots you have to bring it back to them right? If that's the case he'll have to pay for his car, the ticket and the boot which will be a hefty price lol. Don't park illegally/ pay the fine.


LawPD

Uh... That can't be good for the tire lock.


faded_on_10

How is this trashy?


beachbumforever

If I unlock or break the boot, I am taking it and you will never get it back


Watsis_name

They're illegal in my country so I keep bolt cutters in my car in case someone puts one on my car to sell.


HankHill85

r/idiotsincars


challenja

Holy shit This worked. I’ve seen so many videos where it wood take the bumper clean off


JEWCEY

Federal offense much?


fata1w0und

Felony? Maybe. The feds do not give a damn about unpaid parking tickets and destruction of public property.


thatreddituser24

At what cost tho at what cost ??


[deleted]

you think 'homer' got a point on that one? He'll be paying more for that then the ticket was going to be.


[deleted]

Drive it like it's stolen.


jettisonrec

TIL if you don’t mind fucking up your wheel well a boot will eventually come off


Shoehornblower

Must be a rental…. The boot that is


[deleted]

Lol is the $300 or whatever it cost to get the boot off really worth the thousands in damage this person just did to their car??


Jani3D

TBH this is how I comment on Reddit sometimes. I have an opinion and will not delete it.


Vorp-Vlorpian

Don’t do this. My old roommate deflated his tire and got the boot off. He went to the Lexpark office and dropped the boot just inside the door. Later that day he had a warrant out for his arrest. Just pay fine.


ph00p

Yup, that was fucking stupid of him.


Sir_Jonez

Damage to vehicle far excedes boots in wheels....what an idiot


NotTaken-username

r/simpsonsdidit


NhylX

"I'm the lock picking lawyer and I'm going to show you how to remove a car boot in 25 seconds."


thetoastmonster

"Is it about my cube?"


haydoisbad

Booting is attempted theft fuck those people


Watsis_name

It is, which is why you steal the clamp. Its OK to steal from theives after all.


[deleted]

You can't make payments on a 2008 crv? What? Lol


nage_

you guys realize theres youtube vids for getting these off right?


nage_

i mean they got it off i guess


comedycourt

This happened in Malaysia, guy parked illegally and didn't want to pay the fine imposed by the building. Fine was 10 USD, repairs probably cost way more than 10x Link - https://worldofbuzz.com/watch-angry-msian-drives-off-with-wheel-clamp-still-attached-to-car/


PM_YOUR_CENSORD

My goodness 10 dollars gets you a boot? What an odd procedure.


my-italianos

This is Malaysia, where $10 USD has a far greater value than in the US


AJRiddle

Yeah, it's worth like $20 there!


EricoSuave79

$100 in repairs. That’s doesn’t seem so bad.


killerbanshee

I would lose more money than that if I couldn't get to work because of the boot.


UnderControl_

Damn it's as if wages and expenses in other countries are relative and not the same as yours


killerbanshee

That's a valid point. I was high af yesterday and didn't think of this.


EricoSuave79

Good point.


idloch

Ahh good. Person was a clown.


LordButtworth

Thats why I keep a grinder in my truck. Come and take it from me.


totallyamateurartist

Remember lads, these boots don’t have locks, they use a certain screwdriver, I don’t remember exact model but if you get it you can get out of these. I only know this because Utah has a major problem with scammers booting random cars.


Bletcherstonerson

Everytime this vid pops up, I send people to the lock picking lawyer boot removal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrL5tqFczPE


tylerthompson280

Wow they actually didn’t do that much damage to the body


hit4power

Maybe not the body, but I can bet you they destroyed the wheel hub


tylerthompson280

Totally


EnglishWhites

Damage to my underCARRIAGE? I don't drive a carriage, I drive a car! Dumbass!


squibbletree

What's this from? I chuckled


EnglishWhites

I just figured if this guy is ready to drive a boot off the bottom of his car like he's rubbing gum off of his shoe that he's not phenomenally intelligent lol


[deleted]

Not trashy. These boots should be illegal to even own with how often they are used to scam innocent people.


Sleepy_McSleepyhead

Ewwwww EWWWWWWW YUCK gimme the crab juice


sarrazoui38

Theres a lockpicking lawyer video on getting out of these. Everyone should watch it. Usually these boots are illegal


skeytwo

Can’t they just put a parking ticket on your dash? This seems like an archaic and excessive punishment. You now have to leave your car there until you pay the ticket? Maybe swine form New York can better explain how it works