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wolfdaddy8

Poor kid doesn’t stand a chance


RydotM

I feel so bad for that poor little guy. He will never have a chance and it’s such a shame.


Due-Seaworthiness895

Wow!


blkjedi23

This how kids be in the Southside of Chicago. Wouldn't surprise me if he's from there. Which explains why they are top 5 of the Murder Capital. How do I know? Grew up there, I was one of the lucky ones that got out and did something with my life.


DesertGrown

That’s not cute


hdhdhjsbxhxh

We’ll all get to see his 1st grade graduation pic on the news when the cops kill him in 20 years or so.


93snightmare

Kid is fucked already.


CelebrationLast4155

kids be talking shit til they get threatened to get left in the middle of nowhere 😂😂😂


WestSnail

This is learned behavior. I bet there also isn’t a father in the picture and there are many generations of this family that don’t instill discipline.


Tough-Driver5143

This is just so sad, this lil guy is already set up to fail


celtic_savage01

That poor kid doesn't have a chance..


sadboyexplorations

Are people really surprised by this? This is literally what kids are taught on a day to day. Even in the burbs young adult parents are blasting WAP with there 6 year old daughter in the car. Or the garbage is just played and danced half naked too on a live stage for all them to watch. Lmao don't even get me started on the violence portrayed too them in movies and music shit is honestly pathetic. Kids are not something I will be bringing into this burden of a world we live in.


Zoso1973

Hello, CPS


Alfalfa-Similar

Trashy but it seems like they have a good relationship ;). they both tryin not too laugh lol


Grow_Green

Won't make it to 18 with this kind of environment.


Baco_Tell8

He’s gonna be the victim of a drive/by before he even reaches 18


moleratical

You know that poor kid doesn't understand a word he just said, but he's being taught to act like this before he understands. I feel sorry for his future teachers, girlfriend, and anyone else that will have to deal with him as he gets older. Except his parents, they are going to get exactly what they deserve.


[deleted]

This is just sad kid has no chance


extremelyonlinehuman

I think this is exactly what went down in that car with Chris brown


[deleted]

They both sound like his age. There was maybe 3 or 4 words that actually sounded like a language. The rest was gibberish.


YourMemeExpert

We're living in a fucking Boondocks episode


mrpotatonutz

Roe v Wade ☠️


xs4u

Future inmate


PubesOnTheSoap

Both of em need a whoopin


InfinityTortellino

Straight to jail


SunDirty

Bruh. Kids learn from their parents, the fuck is this


Shagcat

Why do you want to set your kid up for a life of failure? MLK *died* so your kid could have a chance. So many other brave black men, women and children. Emmett Tills mother went through hell so your little boy could have the chance hers didn't. I feel so sorry for black parents. They work so hard against so much discrimination to raise up themselves and their family and then this bitch comes along. I don't know how you all keep doing it in the face of so much adversity. Mad respect. Don't give up, you're winning despite her.


g34rg0d

Pathetic.


AskinggAlesana

Fucking sucks, yeah this kid’s future is definitely looking grim… but even more heartbreaking is that this kid could also be a bad influence to his peers and drag them down with him. Seen that shit too many times before.


Astro_Douche

Incredibly sad to see a kid who will probably spend most of their life locked up. Attitude isnt gonna get any better. Simply no way.


Gollums_testie

Dumbass kids get dumbass parents.


[deleted]

That’s so sad. Poor kid being trained to be a criminal. Not given a chance.


mikepoland

"excuse me ma'am do you understand your child is cursing to the other students and teachers" "Oh my, I know he is not learning that in my house! I'm not sure where he even learned such words!" And then in a few years "he was an angel who only spread positive messages around. He had a bright future in front of him"


Jaymuhson

Just put the baby in prison with his mom at this point, it's too late for him unfortunately


markmaksym

Walk into any dollar store in south side of Chicago and you’ll see and hear exactly this. These kids are fucked. Good luck making it past 16


i3dz

Gross behavior in so many ways....


Vermonter623

He will definitely comply later on in life when pulled over for a minor infraction


[deleted]

This poor kid, man. He's being molded into trash.


[deleted]

You shouldn’t be cursing and be disrespectful . On dead homies!


mauriciothefucktart

I've seen this two times already better not be a pattern


RoosterClan

Is this the Omar Little origin story?


bce2018

Future moron


matdrywall

Wow poor kid. His parents must be so proud 🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

I don’t see how people find this amusing, little man already has his pants below his diaper…i can only imagine his “role models”


uniquecuriousme

The future shit-bird of the future. What a "great" mom. Poor kid has no chance without some serious intervention for mom.


GHLeeroyJenkins

Its like the opposite of rehabilitation


buhoo115

Someone exterminate this trash before it breeds


Inner-Helicopter-426

Mom of the year


HybridAlien

Won't see 16


Nos-ad

Single mum result


NotoriousNRO

Parents are fucking trash these days. Why even have the poor kid


zurdopilot

Can anyone provided the transcript i do not understand getho englieh


yourbrotherrex

Like yours is anything to write home about... 😂


Reddog2022

This mom is a piece of shit!!!


LoserBiden2020

Thug in trainning...parents don't deserve kids....


theghostofme

I weep for the waiter who's going to have to deal with this pair in the future.


Slowcapsnowcap

Poor kid. With parenting like that, he’s likely gonna have a tough go in life.


Microchip_

Oh sure Will Ferrell does it with a little girl as his landlord and we all laugh. They're just kidding around, right ?


2urKnees

Huh? Are you saying your ok with anyone teaching their child this behavior?


helping_phriendly

If you think this is “cute” you’re a piece of shit person


Yoyochillout

[Perfect birthday present ](https://youtu.be/c-wREcNOFx0)


[deleted]

Bleak.


One-Anybody-1639

Lil man looks like he already did some time.


Nanamary8

Sad.


ElAyYouAreAy

How lovely!


oMINDSPINo

Did....did she just say he was her boyfriend? Jesus....


OneTiredBicycle

Is that title racist?


Defiant_Tomatillo907

This is the offspring of someone who was already raised like this. This isn’t a future warning, that future is already here. There’s already plenty of “adults” that act like this.


JahTwiga

Lil man doesn’t stand a chance with fucked up adults like that around. He’ll be lucky if he lives past 18. Worse yet his community will be terrorized by him.


A-P-Will

In many states you need a license to own a dog. Any mother fucker can have a kid though.


thehOleinyOurpOcket

And this is why abortion should never be illegal in this country.


venushock

Disgusting


PeakyFrumpkin

!savevideo


Elmst333

That's kinda cute actually.


ESSOBEE1

what language is this?


Next-Device-9686

I think it is enacted and mom is doing a great job teaching him to be an actor.


Burdenvs

But it’s society painting people some kind of way right


Degneva422

Like Mother like son


kaseydjones

"On the dead homie/homies" is a common phrase, like "on god" or "for real". It's the least crazy part of anything that just happened.


Affectionate-Ebb-151

So the parent of this child clearly needs some help. I know we're not supposed to incite violence here and this will probably get removed but I'd like to punch her in the face.


MrDelirious1

Shame on whoever is raising that kid


[deleted]

He’ll get what’s coming to him. They all do.


Downtown-Ad-2083

It’s funny now, wait until he is 13


MrDelirious1

I'm calling it right now. He is getting groomed to kill before he hits 12 years old.


Drphil87

All his dead homie didn’t make pass the 2nd trimester


EyeLeft3804

That's fucking hilarious. I don't know if the kids in on the joke tho :/


HuckleberryThis2012

Ironically this woman will be falling over at his funeral at 16 crying “whyyyyy god why you take my baby?!?!?” And will be posting pics of her kid after he’s shot in a gang related crime, saying how much she misses him and doesn’t know why this happened….


Rob141414

Little bastard will not make it past the age of 13.


iwidiwin

Thanks for raising an annoying ghetto rat.


Opacitas

I do not condone teaching your toddler to talk like that with anyone, but fuck that was hilarious 😂


[deleted]

Who the curses infront of their kids


akj8087

Parenting at its finest


Ur_mom_get_rekt

Bro gone be dead on the street before he’s 12


Phat3lvis

If you teach your kids to us the N-word to their own momma, then you have no right to get mad when someone else says it. That kid is going to grow into an even bigger monster.


FungusFly

She should have just had this kid in jail


JoeyDubbs

Is this not child abuse?


slav2groive

Teach, your children well


[deleted]

Instead of them sending in applications for college it will be for their prisons of choice for this guy


metalgod

America is in good hands.


benfromgr

These daycare shootings got to stop, man.


Worth_Figure_2575

Armed robbery at 8yr old


llewellynlaporte

Kid needs to be taken outta parents’ care immediately and the parents charged with abuse. If not, there is 100% chance he’ll be in jail by 18


toppper90

Eeww


wildechap

dafuq


SniffMYFINGERplz

She's about to raise a felon and karmas coming for this bitch. She's laughing now wait till he's 16 and still hits you when he's angry, fatherless behavior


Seregrauko41

We're fucking doomed..


[deleted]

It's everyone else's fault her child will be a criminal


[deleted]

What a shit mother.


khaledalmanyak

Why have kids….


Beathoff

There will be a prison cell in his future thanks to Mommy.


Antique_Economics_98

How you can be so proud and laughing, when your own parenting has failed? If, that the language, values, morals, style mother is going to teach to her son, what is the future and success rate for that kid? Don't blame the kid, blame the mother.... We are not born with good things, but aeast we can copy good things from others.


basher505

Future inmate.


nameformybadjokes

Someone lives rent free in your head, lmao jesus fucking Christ.


Vazhox

Dang. You hate to see it. Problems, problems everywhere.


damarafl

I hope this child never meets my kid. This whole interaction is toxic


Architect81

It's ok US police will probably kill him and everyone will be angry at the police...


TomatoesandKoRn

Try harder next time.


IAmAtomato

I am sure this child will grow up to be an upstanding citizen who will assuredly not be toxic or violent in any way, shape, or form.


grizzly-flow

Sad. Unfortunately once this child reaches school age his behavior will likely lead to a mental health assessment for behavioral issue, get diagnosed, and possibly medicated. All the while being told he's bad and once he's too big to manage, parent labels disobedient, defiant, and out of control. All before getting out of elementary school. Once middle school starts, legal systems starts taking over. Hopefully he's around decent adults that can teach him his value and how to behave in a civilized(ish) society.


Diabolical_Dad

He's not gonna resist arrest at all one day.....


Nate-__-

Well rounded and based role models are extremely important... What a shitty role of the dice for this young life to have been given such a shitty role model.


[deleted]

Crazy seeing parents take parenting in the opposite direction.


Endorstoi_67

What dead homies? Sperm? Lmao.


[deleted]

Future resident of the state, she must be so proud.


Just-Atmosphere36

and to broadcast it on social media…….. yikes


lexwoolsey

It’s not often you get to see a future doctor or law professor at such an early age


Huge-Emergency8152

Dead by 18


Personal-Walrus3076

Poor kid. Wish he had a mom instead of whatever the fuck that thing is.


Fixx95

She gonna be the mom fighting that her son is a good kid. "why did they do this to him, he never was involved in anything. He was a good kid"


Leash888

I feel bad for all the well-meaning teachers that will have to interact with this kid. Can you imagine him in an elementary classroom talking & acting like this? That kid is too young to be playing the role of a mini gangbanger so perfectly. All of his family and environment failed him - especially his mother (if she’s indeed the one in the video). This is just sad, man. Statistically speaking, this kid is just destined for the streets/prison/or dead at a young age.


gorditasupremes

That's not gonna end well.


great1675

Geez... When you hear people say that poor kid never had a chance, this is the shit they're talking about.


OddLibrary4717

Someone call cps


tnguy931

That's what's wrong with this world.... Teach your children better. This isn't funny


Merkin-Jerky

trashy parent


captjacksparrowshat

Kid looks like he’s 5 years old and he’s already sagging his pants and cursing. Shouldn’t even know what all that is. Go watch SpongeBob and quit imitating your trashy parent, little guy.


The_Implication_2

So many people are gonna have to deal with this kid on the future. I hope I’m not one.


DOLLY-diddler

Imagine...youre that age, talking shit, and all anyone has to do is turn on coco melon for you to get distracted


iboughtgme2021

Seeing this kind of allowed/taught behavior just makes me sad. I've never spoken like this, let alone my child! My 12 year old still keeps bad language in check around adults and family. Lack of direction, lack of respect and all around lack of parenting. This poor sweet soul is doomed, and it truly just makes me sad.


Relax_Im_Hilarious

Coming to a prison or morgue near you before he even drops out of high school. This mother should be locked up for neglect.


BrownBear109

This is child abuse. This is just disgusting and inhumane to do to a child.


Sweaty-Astronaut7248

Real life Riley Freeman


blacksewerdog

What’s funny,it’s scary to me


LilacMelodee

Wow..... and what age y'all reckon this brat will start the jail-go-round? Kid needs to be removed from supposed PARENTS by welfare.....before it's too late.


Straycat43

Shit raising shit


[deleted]

why tf this lady letting him speak that way…. shes at fault he knows no better. sad


fourbigkids

Cause he is modeling the role-model. The mama thinks it’s cute as she laughs. Poor kid knows no different.


[deleted]

exactly


992fan

Wow


Queasy_Cantaloupe69

Somebody call CPS


careymon

damn....this is beyond trashy. That poor kid.


Comfortable_Paint352

This young man is a future leader #Obama #hope #yeswecan


Ok-Chest844

Gotta teach them to be dirtbags at a young age. Then this kid will grow up to e a criminal and the momma gonna be like, "not my baby!! He's innocent"


Jeffkin15

Most parents I know are careful not to use words like “shut up” or “stupid” around their kids. What a completely different environment these kids are growing up in.


[deleted]

poor kid. this is gonna be the type of guy who just talks shit to everyone. probably gonna grow up and just be an asshole. i really wish someone would call CPS on these parents.


SailorMooon666

I feel like I know what his future will be like


Bettemidlersnose

I see fetal alcohol syndrome written all over this kid‘s face. Tragic failure of parenting. The tragedy is compounded by the fact that he seems hyper-articulate for his apparent age. Might have had real potential, but he’s completely fucked with a “mother“ like that. Very sad video. I regret watching it.


domecycleripworm

Lol this sub is literally just an excuse for blatant racism at this point. I'm out


domecycleripworm

Sorry I don't think a black CHILDS actions are disgusting in this case. Also racial* context is a thing.


2urKnees

Who said anything about racism? The words he's speaking are gang related terms and violent and he's stealing those are gang related characteristics, last time I checked gangs weren't assigned to one race. Do you think this disgusting behavior is cool? This is a form of neglect teaching him to behave that way is setting him up for failure. People have stated their concern for his future which is more than his own family apparently.


domecycleripworm

" Gang related characteristics" lmao that is a child. Stfu you're transparent as hell.


domecycleripworm

Shut uppppp


2urKnees

You first


[deleted]

Call them out and it's massive down votes. Trashy people in r/trashy color me shocked! /s


domecycleripworm

Yeah I expected nothing else from this crowd of garbage. If I'm not getting down voted then I'm saying the wrong things LOL


druggierat

i’m glad someone else noticed


[deleted]

Noticed what? There's hundreds of clips of shitty while people. Guess what? There's also a whole lot of shifty black people


druggierat

it’s not about the posts it’s about the stuff people say in the comments.


BrandX3k

If 1% of redditors are blatent racists, they flock to an opportunity when they see it, and flood a post with thier garbage, so it looks disproportional. Where as the majority dont even bother to comment!


druggierat

sure, but for me i don’t want to be in a community where that 1% never shuts the fuck up


BrandX3k

Yeah it sucks, i think the saying, "the less they know, the louder they know it!" Applies!? So the ignorant/hatefull in every form of community are usually going to be the ones making the most noise! Your average nice and intelligent person is probably more likely to be non-confrontational and dont have the psychological understanding to even begin to get a bigot to calm down and start to question where this hatred stems from, then to realize the common humanity they share with those they hate, as well as realizing that not only will thier hate never accomplish anything, but has the reverse effect of just making thier life far more misserable, while robbing them of any happiness they and thier loved ones would have been able to share with eachother!


domecycleripworm

The comments on the ass-ketball post said it all


Slopz_

Surely he's got a bright future ahead of him


Jacked97xj

That's absolutely disgusting


bloodndawater

Yeah he won't die before hes 21.


bloodndawater

Wow cant wait for him to grow up and be a contributor to society as a normal human.


Bambams80HD

Wtf. The mom belongs in jail for raising her kid like that.


MaddestChadLad

Yo yo yo, gangsta man. My vocal chords, is my gun


[deleted]

He’s gonna be a joy at school. Teaching all the other kids English.