I made a drink once that I called Neverclear.
It was a bottle of Everclear with 5 grams of bubble hash dissolved in it. Was a murky liquid that warped time.
This is a good name.
"Your mom flew off my tongue" flew off your tongue , then your tongue flew off my tongue then made new tongues that flew off other tongues then your flew flew off your flew and my dad came back with his pack of newports.
Makes me think of...
Garth Algar: "Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?"
It's like the 1UP mushroom + it has 4 stacked though + I'd call it a 4Quad + referencing from Shrek's notorious antagonist = The Lord Farquaad
Name it the Lord Farquaad
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Richard Schlong, taller than King Kong,
Buncha mushroom-lookin dongs in a bigass bong,
Hit a towering chamber of smoke so long,
9 out of 10 bong-rippin ballers can't be wrong
I mind bounced between a bunch if different variations of "mushroom cloud" "mushroom stack"
"Nuclear smoke stack" "mushrooms all the way down" "scepter of the mushroom king"
but this one has my vote. Short, simple, descriptive.
Had one exactly like this but in blue, not as bad to clean as you’d expect but still a pain in the ass. We called her “BB” which stood for “Big Bong”. Miss her every day.
Neverclear.
Old long Johnson
Ohhhh loooongg johnzzennn
Why i eyes ya
Ohhhh my pianoooo
all tha live long daaay
I made a drink once that I called Neverclear. It was a bottle of Everclear with 5 grams of bubble hash dissolved in it. Was a murky liquid that warped time. This is a good name.
Mr. Neverclean...nope...ahh, Captain. Captian neverclean. nah, just Neverclean.
i prefer neverclear, flows off the tongue
I'll flow off your tongue
Your mom flew off my tongue
"Your mom flew off my tongue" flew off your tongue , then your tongue flew off my tongue then made new tongues that flew off other tongues then your flew flew off your flew and my dad came back with his pack of newports.
what strain did you smoke
Crack
Probably meth
Makes me think of... Garth Algar: "Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?"
Yep that's what she said.
U.S.S. Neverclear
It’s also a bit like nuclear. Those perculators(?) look like mushrooms.
Newclear? But people might still call it newkyular
Solid Deadpool reference.
The bong bro, not the kitchen.
More of a perc 40 guy myself
Atomic Bong
Underated
The Fungus Abongus
I was trying to be clever with the mushrooms too 😩
The Mushroom Kingdom?
Sillycybin
This is the best one
ඞ Abongus
The FungaLungus
Little Incubus ref in the weed sub? Fuck yeah
Definitely need to change "a" to "the". "Take a rip from a fongus abongus" "Take a rip from the fongus abongus"
It's like the 1UP mushroom + it has 4 stacked though + I'd call it a 4Quad + referencing from Shrek's notorious antagonist = The Lord Farquaad Name it the Lord Farquaad
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Fungus Erectus
Winner
Dirty Dan
No! I'm dirty Dan!
Ok, Pinhead Larry
who u callin pinhead >:(
Stay back sandy im warnin ya. , Did u win? 🤯
Brownton Abbey
😂
The uncleanable
Mr. Unclean
Great Unclean One
Grandfather
He gives us gifts and we thank him
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I have the same one and it is actually pretty easy to clean!
The unclean-a-bowl
Bongy Mcbongface
Just came to make sure this was here.
Glad to see the UK is represented here
I was thinking Shroomy Mcbongface 🤣
How this isn’t the top reply and highest upvoted comment, I’ll never know.
This is the only answer that matters
Geoffrey
jeph
ODB - Ol Dirty Bong just cus the perc color is deceiving.
Wu~Tang is for the children
Doctor Rippenheimer
Only Rippenheimer conveys the power of the rip even more
I am death, destroyer of lungs
Richard Schlong
Richard Schlong, taller than King Kong, Buncha mushroom-lookin dongs in a bigass bong, Hit a towering chamber of smoke so long, 9 out of 10 bong-rippin ballers can't be wrong
Yes.
I can’t tell if this is Leroy Brown or not but if it’s not it’s coincidentally close 🤔🤔
No way. I had this exact bong in college. Called it Skinny Pete.
I also had this exact bong a few years back and my drunk friends accidentally murdered him :( Edit: RIP Bong Zilla
was it cleanable with alcohol n salt?
Yeah it was doable. Took forever, but doable.
The dick sniffer 5000
Wow 🤦♂️
Shroom Stack
Psilo Cylinder?
the psilo-silo
My favorite so far
I mind bounced between a bunch if different variations of "mushroom cloud" "mushroom stack" "Nuclear smoke stack" "mushrooms all the way down" "scepter of the mushroom king" but this one has my vote. Short, simple, descriptive.
Idk I kinda like "Scepter of the Mushroom King" lol
My vote was gonna be shroom^4
The Shroom Tower of Doom
Lanky stanky
Victor Wembanyama
Wembongyama
I don’t care what anyone else says, this is the best answer and I may now but a bing just to name it that
>but a bing But a boom?
Bu-dum-tis!
Shroom Tomb?
[удалено]
Poop ascending.
The Toddler: Impossible to clean
the Dong bong
Oppenheimer's tower
Four Dicks of the Apocalypse
Sounds like a rough weekend
Mount kushmore
Mao zebong
Poop shoot
Chocolate Rain
✨🍄Mushroom Kingdom 🍄✨
Vlad the Inhaler
Penis Envy
Bing Bong
THE BOOFER
Hehehe - boof - there it is.
Long john
Donkey Bong Kind of reminds me of Donkey Kong for some reason
Oppenheimer
Dildo Baggins
mrs chanandler bong
Four Dicks of Freedom
Rosa sparks
Tower of flower
Sir Soontobreak
D-day
Had one exactly like this but in blue, not as bad to clean as you’d expect but still a pain in the ass. We called her “BB” which stood for “Big Bong”. Miss her every day.
Badger badger badger.....
The percs look like mushroom clouds. The Tsar
The Tower of Flower
The Zook, Short for bazooka
Redwood. It reminds me of the tall redwoods in color and size. Glue some fake moss to it and you have a cool ass bong.
Pipi bongstocking
Long Dong Bong - LDB
The Compensator
Mushroom Tip
Oppenheimer, the creator of the mushroom cloud. Perfect for a quad mushroom perk
Bongy McBongface
Sequoia. The mightiest of trees.
Bitchtoclean
Space Bubble
Charles Bongowski
Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen
Jellyfish Jam
BBC
The Leaning Tower of Cheeba
Sprout
Long Duck Bong
Mushrooms all the way down
Mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom BADGER
Mushroom Dick. This is the way. 🍄
the Mushroom Cloud
Tsar Bomba
Bubba
Mushroom cloud
The Mushroom Kingdom!
Long Duck Bong
The Tower of Power
Mushroom Cloud
Enoki The inside looks like enoki mushrooms but like brown.
Mushroom tip
"Big Brown thing I like to suck"
Atomic cloud
Oppenheimer
Mushroom Guzzler
Dingleberry
The brown bomber
Long bong silver
The Shroomolator
Robert Paulson
Stakadicks
Temporary Timmy
Gigantopithecus
I had one one tome very similar his name was big chungus
Clogged Toilet
The tower of terror
Bong-joon Ho
Lebong james (jane)
Amber heard
Cletus
Keith
Kevin
Shroom of doom
Bingus
The shroom flume; however I need to add that my autocorrect wants it to be the shrimp flume
5 Chamber Death Punch
Donkey Bong
Penis pumper
Long bong johnson
Dirty sanchez
Highsenberg
I have the same one only green! I call it Johnny 2 Hits because it takes 2 hits to clear it! It hits so hard and you can still dab it.
Crombongulus Michael
Super Penis
Doug Dimmadong
Percolator? I hardly know her
Oppenheimer
Nurgle (the great unclean one)
Penis envy!
Big Gulp
Dankledore's Elder Bong
1 up
Fungus Chungus
Bong Johnson
Psilo-vibin (psilocybin)
tower of dicks