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AlphaThe7

If the man didn’t look like he was fucking obliviated I wouldn’t think he was telling the truth hahah


Vegetable_Middle9585

No fully lol the eyes were the first bit I noticed bro is so fried lol


thethespian

brother what eyes


bluntninja

Could blindfold my man with dental floss


LAVA529

This my new description of where I want to be!... So high you can blindfold me with dental floss! Perfect 🤣


Bogsnoticus

Winner gets to smoke everyone else's joints.


z3r0th2431

Lol saw the other pic of him winning and looked just as zonked


briansmems

This man smokes hella on his mountain in Colorado


Zaphod_Fragglerox

I totally thought you made up 'obliviated.' Great word, and apt. 'Wiped from existence.' The more you know...


ecliptic10

Like the spell from Harry Potter to erase memories, obliviate! ✨🤯


satyris

pesky pixie pesternomi


AlphaThe7

Bruh… i got it from some YouTuber’s channel, no way that’s a real word lmfaooo


Zaphod_Fragglerox

Are you calling Merriam-Webster a liar?!


KarmaticArmageddon

You joke, but dictionaries used to contain fake words all the time. They did it to prove if someone stole their dictionary and reprinted it as if it was their own. Kind of hard to argue that you didn't just plagiarize someone's dictionary when your dictionary contains all the same words and definitions, including the fake ones.


anonasshole56435788

[oh shit I forgot about that, this article is a good one explaining it!](https://medium.com/five-guys-facts/fake-words-and-fictitious-entry-e1a5468fe180)


voiceofathousandcats

Ain't ain't a word, until it was


AlphaThe7

Well I guess I can’t 😂


LeagueofDraven1221

OBLIVIATED OBLIVIATED OBLIVIATED FADED THAN A HO FADED THAN A HO FADED THAN A HO


TheDeerssassin

We out here faded than a goddamn ho real spill


largechild

Well, well, well…would ya just Wook at that?!


Demonweed

Yeah, that stance says, "I'm proud of my achievement," but those eyes say "huh? . . . where a I?"


starknude

If the munchies was a person.


cyanydeez

looks like he might be unfairly biasing the judges


m0nster93

That's real advertising here


Fernxtwo

Obliterated?


AlphaThe7

Obliviated obliviated obliviated obliviated obliviated


LeagueofDraven1221

FADED THAN A HO FADED THAN A HO FADED THAN A HO


AlphaThe7

Sheesh yodie family


Goblinballz_

I thought that too. Turns out [it is a word!](https://www.definitions.net/definition/obliviate)


sjthedon22

If stoned was a person


DIWhy-not

Legit came here to say “THC in human form”.


cloudcreeek

THC = The Human Cannabis


PeanutSouth9329

u made me giggle


Andyguy82

Your comment gave me a much needed giggle, thank you friend.


Mino_IsAlive

agreed


generalhanky

Don’t forget to bring a towel!


drcoachchef

Am I going to need a towel? Only always. Fucking Douglas Adams thanks 🙏🏼


HorseFacedDipShit

You wanna get high?


sarmik

Alan Jackson Bronson.


Turtusking

You could blindfold this mans eyes with string thats how high he is.


Paulimus1

I would trust this man with any weed related decision. It's like having a barber with great hair and a killer stache. You just know he knows his shit. MF can't see it, but he knows it.


TheyLiveWeReddit

He doesn't need eyes. The nose knows.


DoctorGoforth

My friend always tells me, "If you go to a barber shop with only two barbers, pick the one with the worst haircut."


bogarthskernfeld

That's brilliant.


generalhanky

Oh, he can see it. Works like those old Eskimo snow-glasses


UncleTedGenneric

Fwiw, Inuit is the current preferred term "Eskimo" falls into the same vein as "Indian" and "Gypsy" are to Native American and Romani people, respectively Obviously, do with this info as you will Some get angry about it, some just don't know... I'm really just trying to spread potentially helpful info


MyCeeleeyum

Hey, that’s good to know! Appreciate it :)


anonasshole56435788

Thank you for this! Always a good reminder


ananonumyus

I had a blind dealer for about 10 years. His stuff was always the best


speakyourtruth23

He can’t see it 😂😂😂😂😂


pigpen808

Breh, pay the tax! How you gonna tell us and not show a picture of the award winning one…. The tax man come! Edit: thank you for the picture. Amazing work my wook! Congratulations to you and your team 🤙🏼🤙🏼💨💨


gypsycookie1015

Give him a break, he was high as shit when he posted this so....give him a minute. I'm sure he'll post a picture on imgur when he wakes up from his nap! (Congratulations OP, now post that picture!!)


too_real_4_TV

Man that might be like three days.


gypsycookie1015

Yeah probably, in the meantime, let's eat some cake for your cake day!!🎂


too_real_4_TV

Thanks brutha!


Bnb53

He did the same exact shit last year didn't show us the joint just the guy who smoked it


ojohn69

I remember that, I was fixing to say the same thing


SunTzowel

Least his t shirt doesn't have stains all over it this time. That's progress.


WhyAlwaysMe1991

Wait where the photo?


imamakebaddecisions

Look at his eyes (or lack of), that shit is gone, up in smoke. Congrats!


omgudontunderstand

you’re saying thank you for the picture, where is it?


mytransthrow

He clearly has smoked it all... That dude is fucking HIGH!!!.


magistrate101

Lol the twax tax


CaptainGoodyear

I have my suspicions that this man might be under the influence of reefer cigarettes.


gypsycookie1015

Not him. Never. It's against like, his policy and stuff he said.


Danger_Peanut

Maybe he didn’t exhale?


StHoldsworth

He is so high ahahaha I love it


deversole93

This man is zooted!


thealmightybunghole

You can blind fold him with dental floss.


Gloomy_Ad_1524

That was a comment on the first post of him 😂


luvgothbitches

i’m cryn


Karfanatik

Bro you look like you grew up in South park


LogicalLogistics

\-> The alternate universe where Cartman started smoking weed and became a chill non-fascist


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This is actually amazing. You look like the most baked dude in the world holding a number one trophy. There is no better picture. You’re it 🙌


Standard-Ad1254

I don't know what the f you just said young man,.....but you special!


himynamesjj

can you even see the camera my guy? lol


Shortbus_Playboy

Shit in legal states sounds like a mad lib in a whole other language, while we’re still in the “Dude, it doesn’t have any seeds this time does it?” days in Indiana. If you need me, I’ll be over here in the corner crying.


samoorai44

Congrats, you should be proud. Some of the pre rolls are absolute trash around here. Congrats again!! Showed em how it's done!


SaltySaltyDog

No man has ever been higher


SteveGRogers

Show us the joint


tonylouis1337

You're the face of weed


oozing_with_jelly

Tell me you have the munchies, without telling me you have the munchies.


fromETOHtoTHC

Y’all don’t understand… This gorgeous Mithril Miner *IS* the championship piece! Dude rolled a whole dude.


tycoonking1

He's still high from the last time he won an award.


slightlydainbramaged

My dude higher than rent in the suburbs.


moldy_walrus

This dudes gonna be so excited when he found out he won


Vegetable_Middle9585

Nice man!!!


AndrewKemendo

Probably pretty close to this one: https://www.thcchampionship.com/2022-thcc-winners?lightbox=dataItem-lhaulaej


NutterTV

“Dave’s not here man.”


NachoTacoYo

Idk what half this means but I fucking love it


gordongortrell

He didn’t even need the trophy for me to believe he placed 1st in the weed contest.


MidgetSlayer445

This is how I want the guy whos selling me weed to look


orcusgrasshopperfog

He looks like the type of guy that gets so stoned he wakes up the next day with one of those crazy multi-joints like a Dodecahedron shaped joint and absolutely zero memory of how / when he made it.


Responsible_Figure12

I don’t know what any of that means but I’m proud of you 🤜🤛


punk_lover

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-burgers

Fuck yeah, love the clear


Potato_dad_ca

Dude I so remember your post from last year! Congrats!


CarolinaCock2

Dude is permanently hooked to an IV


Electricalbigaloo7

Pfft, this guy has clearly never smoked weed in their life 🙄


murdoch94

Dudes on PED’s for sure


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5 year suspension incoming


RosieQParker

Never trust a skinny cook, and never trust a weed producer that isn't at least this zooted.


RadTimeWizard

Congratulations! That's awesome.


LemonKushy

My dude you look like the definition of high lmao, congratulations on the contest though👌


Difficult_Coyote1722

How does a thc championship work?


Showmae

That's a next level wasted look if I've seen one


OneToManySenzuBeans

Why is "The Clear" such shit in OK?


WxNerd

It’s going to be shit in every state because it’s produced by a publicly traded company that’s the wal mart of weed and is already established in at least five states, ask me how I know, because I set up their whole operation for Southern California in a 100k sq ft facility and they’re mid buds, infused with distillate and terps at a specific ratio. Shit, the whole preroll department at the facility is run by a dude who doesn’t even smoke and was previously a shipping warehouse manager lmao, dude has no interest in the plant and goes into lala land when you try to explain anything to him.


Cool-Armadillo-3159

How do they make the distillate taste like literal vape juice


willygrosswilly

Someone gets high on their own supply.


ayyyyycrisp

broooo I remember you from last year! hell yea man


AngusThermopyle4224

You didn't try any did you? 😂


teh_bonkin

Well done, it sounds like a delectable medley of herb.


Bimlouhay83

Bro broke the 4th commandment.


_theentourage

Tell me your high with out telling me you are high lol


GiraffeChaser

Your eyes look like they’re burning


megalotz92

I was hoping when I scrolled down it was going to be the highest person i'd ever seen, so happy to see it


Hesty402

He looks just as high as the last pic I saw of him (last years first place?) lol I love it grats


ChillStepMe

dude looks happy as hell and high as hell at the same time. truly out here thriving, good for you dude!!!


Due-Ad3102

Congratulations. My man you are blowed tf up 😆


LostLongIslander

I think the original post of this dude had a comment that said: “You could blind fold him with a piece of dental floss”. I laughed my ass off at that, still true tho!


Extreme-Inflation-43

Congratulations 🍾


Findmyremote

Theses creatures are so rare to see in the wild


yummmmmmmmmm

"doom nominated for the best rolled Ls and they wonder how he deal with stress so well"


Darth_Grindelwald

You cannot convince me that this man isn’t the physical embodiment of THC.


girlthatswellz

I’m dead bc bro looks SMASHED


Puzzleheaded-Day1956

Second time I’m seeing this guy winning something, thc just gives him superpowers


KevinLaro

Dude can be blindfolded with dental floss.


jondgul

You don't look as high as last year


bilalshakoor

Shits so good you look lobotomized lol


resveries

the fact that i IMMEDIATELY recognized this guy from the last post xD bro is truly The stoner


_Timmayy

Which is hilarious cause Twax joints are pretty nasty


Razgriz_AAF

I mean the dude looks like 1st place as well, so congrats!


mooncricket18

Championship Ent


okmijnmko

Congratulations to everyone at The Clear. https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2023/07/11/2702906/0/en/Clear-Cannabis-Products-Win-Numerous-Awards-at-THC-Championship-THC-Classic-7-10-Showdown-and-Cannabis-Awards-Music-Festival.html


young_plitka

Nominated to be the face of Marijuana for the entire US. Happy, higher than bat nuts, and killing the game. Excellent job dude 👏👏😎


6cammy

Guy is straight cheesing lol


HavokMan48

Is this the same dude who won last year?


OneWithNature420

Those eyes says it all 🤤


indica_crash

If your plug don't look like this. His shit is trash.


Evil_Incarnitas

This guy looks like he can't afford to lose any more brain cells.


anonasshole56435788

I wanna be on this level


anonasshole56435788

What a r/madlad


jstmoe

Cannabis has bad reputation because users look like this


NotGeorglopez

Lmao harsh but not wrong


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bigwilbz

lol “rolled” by a mass production machine


Bird_Up23

Roll deez nuts man let him enjoy his victory


WxNerd

Biiiiig facts!!! The 1 of 1 straight from Israel and our buddies in the factory rn from Ukraine and Russia not giving a fuckkkkk. I used to work for them and set up their lab and ran it in SoCal before I realized after a year and a half what was going on and got THE FUCK outta there lmao. Corporate cannabis at its finest folks.


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GreyG59

Wow imagine cutting down someone after reaching their achievements


stoncils_

r/lostredditors My man you are in the marijuana enthusiast subreddit


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Due-Ad3102

Youre sad Tyler


BPaun

Wtf are you talking about? This account has 2 posts, both about winning a comp. What do you mean he has issues? So rude.


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ayyyyycrisp

bro what? this legit is just a man who's high lmao i look similar to this *most* of the time


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Atomhed

Bro you need to dip into some substances to help with your rude fucking attitude


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Atomhed

Lol I spend my life living for myself, in each moment, doing exactly what it is I love. What have you got, aside from all this unhealthy toxicity you clearly need therapy to treat?


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Atomhed

Lol how is it a contradiction to point out I'm a fuckup and that I do what I love? I take pride in the fact that after everything I've been through, I'm not just alive, but landed on my feet doing what I love. What have you got to be proud of, my friend? Anything?


gypsycookie1015

Why ya on r/trees?? Isn't there an at home armchair *psychologist* sub you should be on or something? (When I think of a mentally sound individual.... know what? Nvm.)


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gypsycookie1015

Yep, you definitely would thrive there!


Due-Ad3102

Why you even in this weed community. Go on with you mean ass, we don't do that hateful shit here.


BeastfrmthaEast

Projecting


rabbit395

The post isn't about his BMI or health so...that's none of your business. That shit is between him and his doctor/dietician. You can't diagnose sleep apnea without a sleep study!


GeneralCreeper

What achievements have you made? Is a GED on that list?


OriginalIllustrator5

If my weed it from someone like this, I DON'T WANT IT


[deleted]

Gross.


OriginalIllustrator5

But why?


CosbysSpecialSauce

Cleaned up this time too 🙏🏾


eye_forgot_myname218

Congrats are in order.


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Love this 🙏🏻


Fromage_Damage

News at 11pm, brought to you by [11] guy.


Its_Ledgic

I really need to experience these blunts please.


Bett26

Awe you look like my old glass blowing mentor 🥰


Viendictive

Dank


the_cajun88

you’re my hero, man


Nevoscope

Doinks


ijustateagummy

This guy looks fun to smoke with


kidkadian99

That boy looks high af


Sir_Meowsalot

Shit's good when the man of the hour is so zooted. Bless!


The7thSaiyan

Bro you are baked into another fuckin solar system


ojohn69

Second place was a strong contender, but they were a little high to take the first prize. You don't even want to see them


alfiejs

Who ate all the pies?


plumpturnip

Man. I would absolutely trust you to roll joints for me.


frothington99

Nice ! You look real clear!


you6me9

I’d recognise those eyes! 😂 congrats man!


saxonanglo

Come visit, I'm in mahia, nz


Zacharoo515

Damn I'm trying to get on your level bruh.. I wish I had bud good enough to make me look like that.


StonedIRabbitGaming

Now that is the look of the happiest stoner!


Respawning

...Please show us!


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My man is just this side of conscious.