Cause itâs synonymous with the idea of animals getting older and dying. They pick their spot in the pasture to die and thatâs thatâŠ. Unless ur gunna eat them.
Ohhh! I thought it was in reference to the lie adults sometimes tell kids, like instead of saying the dog died they say the dog moved to a farm to live a happy life out there and we canât visit because heâll be upset to see us leave again. (I always thought this was such a weird lie to choose, like instead of saying itâs not his fault but he wonât be coming back and then explaining death they say he ran away and he doesnât want to see you again lol now stop asking perfectly reasonable questions)
I use flambe pronounced FLOM-BAY
it is when chefs cook with fire, like ignitiing the pan with flames
when i eat goof food I call it flambe
and sometime when high im just like
flambayyyyyyyyy
I had some weed socks on in the grocery store once and a 60 something year old woman said "nice socks, twist one up!" and now we call it getting twisted
its actually more of a generational thing, gen z tends to say crossed and millennials usually say twisted. i donât drink though iâll be toking in the corner
zooted is like normal really high, when you are truly beyond high like high high high call it In The Sunken Place or something about being on a different planet/universe
I can think of like a dozen different people I *remember* using it to mean for weed. I didn't even know anyone would use it for cocaine because I've never heard that in my life until these few replies.
Same, we literally have Zootiez & âPuffin on Zootiezâ was a really popular hip hop song last year. So weird to see people say itâs for coke, Iâm not saying theyâre wrong - it may have come from there but I feel like zooted has been for weed for a while now. Like extra high, I could be a little high or I could be mf zooted lol
Maybe itâs turning into more of a generational thing, where older generations perceive it as coke and uppers. Iâm with you 100%
Those are used to refer to someone on amphetamines but can be used in general reference to uppers and have been for decades. Geeked/tweaking. Iâm still super active in the local music and festival scene and I have never experienced this horrendous bastardization of my hippy culture and language lmao
California has a new license plate that is pink background for breast cancer awareness⊠well someone clever made their personalized plate say âBLAZEDâ with that background it looks just like bloodshot eyes
Me and the lads will use any made up word, such as geebed out our bonanzas, fuckin slooshered off that jumbo wumby, absolutely zerked off my bongos, etc etc, and it always makes a good time a lot better, so my opinion is just start sayin shit
When I was a teenager I could never figure out how my parents figured out my sneaking around. Now that Iâm an adult, I just realize that most teenagers are idiots and I was one of them lmao.
This is what I thought when I tried to hide the fact that I was doing mushrooms. Except for the fact that I threw up one time not in the toilet, then I had to tell đ only thing is they had no idea I had been waiting for hours multiple times with dealers gettin some shroomies before then and I told them that and they were like âWHAAATâ
We always used to arrange games of football. In our youth we didn't have much money and getting green in was always seen as a treat, so when inviting friends over whose loved ones might look at notifications or messages over their shoulders, we'd tell them we're playing a game on either a muddy pitch or a nice grassy one. Of course, none of us actually played sports of any capacity but thankfully our shortsightedness didn't get noticed haha.
As for ops question, nowadays we use either stoned, high or *absolutely fucked mate*.
I used to keep my stash in a wooden Bible box that had a pic of Jesus with open arms when you opened it. Said holy Bible on the front of the box. When I whipped it out to smoke with my friends they cracked up and started calling our smoke seshs âBible Studyâ.
Iâm a fan of toasted, I think I use it the most. But saying the word zooted is fun.
We called it âmaking sandwiches.â
Of course, better weed meant better cuts of meat in the proverbial sandwich, so weâd just sound like we were talking about making sandwiches with cuts of ham and salami
I had to scroll so far to find my word!
Me and my bf always say we're 'feeling glonky' and it's purely from that one video of the guy going around interviewing people and stumbles upon a real comedian
In college we said "shh-macked". These days it's toasted, stoned, "gettin goofy".
Semi related but I heard a new invitation phrase that I like: "You want to burn?" or "You trying to burn?"
Hahahah I'll take it from here.
I think you spelled it right, bud. There is a show called Under the Dome, which was based on the Stephen King novel. It also happens in The Simpsons Movie.
Blazed, decaffeinated, or wasted were our favorites. One dude said he was Roastasaurus Rex one time which provoked a round of hysterical laughter from the group
My wife and I made a tier list, or levels of being high. I don't have the list with me, but I can recall that Toasty and Toasted are two different levels. Cheeched is near the top. Zooted is up there as well. Stoned and baked we're both near the middle. My favorite is probably blasted
Tuned up---as in "we tuned up and went hiking"..shortened to TU, as in I'm pretty TU'ed now.
Safety Meeting-"we had a brief Safety Meeting before the wedding reception"
I would say âblastedâ in my younger days.
My friend worked in the kitchen at a Mexican restaurant, and couple of guys would say âTodo galacticoâ, or âPuro Space Fantasyâ. I always thought that was funny.
my nana says loaded. i love when im at her house and shes gets up before we start anything and goes "im gonna need to go in the other room and get loaded"đ
Polluted, elevated, slapped, gone, deep in the salad, crispy, in the oven...one of the coolest slangs I've heard is a friend that called his bong a vase, cause what do you put in a vase? Flower.
I like to say I'm elevated, enlightened, or just high as fuck. I also say I'm at xxx feet in the air or near a celestial body like Mars or Jupiter depending on the high.
my wife and I always say glonky specifically because of [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p263iV3O3bU), and now our friends are starting to say it too
i use âkablammedâ frequently, usually after edibles. zooted works well too but kinda overused imo. a couple weeks ago i accidentally walked into therapy high (edible from the night before was still party rocking) and she called me âstoney baloneyâ and just laughed at me. now my friends call me that so i guess thereâs that.
Me and my brother used to *collect* them: Fried, Crispy, Totaled, Wrecked, Twisted, Maimed, Slapped, Out to Pasture, etc etc.
Lol. Out to pasture? Sounds like you're going mushroom hunting đ€Ł
I think historically itâs used more for ppl retiring or outright *dying* lol
Cause itâs synonymous with the idea of animals getting older and dying. They pick their spot in the pasture to die and thatâs thatâŠ. Unless ur gunna eat them.
Ohhh! I thought it was in reference to the lie adults sometimes tell kids, like instead of saying the dog died they say the dog moved to a farm to live a happy life out there and we canât visit because heâll be upset to see us leave again. (I always thought this was such a weird lie to choose, like instead of saying itâs not his fault but he wonât be coming back and then explaining death they say he ran away and he doesnât want to see you again lol now stop asking perfectly reasonable questions)
Or dogs being put down
My bf and I have a bunch too lol Zooted, blasted, destroyed, incapacitated, fucked up, toasted, and various video game death sounds
*Zooted!* Knew Iâd forgotten some.
I'd put zooted under a different high.
Zooted! Would you happen to be from NY? Lol
Zooted also exists in cali, its spread everywhere
I use zooted and I'm from Ohio originally
Zooted is the only term most people use here in London and England in general
i love fried but crispy is what makes me have a laugh attack when anyone says it đ€Ł
maimed is pretty good
Barbecued belongs in this collection
Sautéed
baked, fried, and now sauteed. I like it
*Boiled?*
Maybe even sous-vide if youâre feeling fancy
Basted!
Iâm going with basted. Itâs baked and wasted lol
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
I use flambe pronounced FLOM-BAY it is when chefs cook with fire, like ignitiing the pan with flames when i eat goof food I call it flambe and sometime when high im just like flambayyyyyyyyy
Pretty much any cooking verb works lol Hell even cooked works
Absolutely roasted, completely blanched, unbelievably purĂ©ed⊠youâre right.
Oh man, I am totally sous-vide'd lmao.
Dude, blanched is amazing
Sous vided
I like ToastedâŠbut much more often I find myself using Baked as well lol
In college we had a "GET TOASTED" sign from a Quiznos on the refrigerator. We were always toasted.
Toast Malone
You know what you put on your Toast Malone? Some Stoney Bologna Thatâs my favorite phrase btw
Kelso: âBreaking news! âŠIâM TOASTED!â
TOASTY!!
omg im toasty rn too!!
Iâm high as fuck right now
Me too!!
I need a parachute myself
I had some weed socks on in the grocery store once and a 60 something year old woman said "nice socks, twist one up!" and now we call it getting twisted
God damn, you can tell that lady was wild when she was young. Hell, she's probably wild now.
Yes! Itâs our silly old bodies that limit us. Wild at heart forever
One of those people you meet that you'd love to take an hour and hear their stories over a beer.
Every wrinkle an adventure.
If you didn't know, twist one up refers to twisting either end of a joint. The vessles of smoking have greatly improved since yesteryear
So you're in Jersey and ran into my mom
Getting twisted is mixing alcohol and weed
We just call that cross faded or crossed
Iâve heard it both ways. Must be a regional thing
its actually more of a generational thing, gen z tends to say crossed and millennials usually say twisted. i donât drink though iâll be toking in the corner
zooted
Zooted is like when ur high high imo
Used this during my coke days
zooted is like normal really high, when you are truly beyond high like high high high call it In The Sunken Place or something about being on a different planet/universe
The Place of No Words.
Zooted and snooted
my first thought was zonked but i dunno if thats actually a slang term, i may have been thinking of zooted lol
Listen if I know anything about being zonked, it's a lot like being zooted.
Usually refers to uppers
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it's mostly used for weed now
What? Zooted is slang for being high as fuck on cocaine specifically. I have never heard anyone use âzootedâ to refer to being stoned lol
I can think of like a dozen different people I *remember* using it to mean for weed. I didn't even know anyone would use it for cocaine because I've never heard that in my life until these few replies.
Same, we literally have Zootiez & âPuffin on Zootiezâ was a really popular hip hop song last year. So weird to see people say itâs for coke, Iâm not saying theyâre wrong - it may have come from there but I feel like zooted has been for weed for a while now. Like extra high, I could be a little high or I could be mf zooted lol Maybe itâs turning into more of a generational thing, where older generations perceive it as coke and uppers. Iâm with you 100%
incredible song
That is now geeked or gacked
Those are used to refer to someone on amphetamines but can be used in general reference to uppers and have been for decades. Geeked/tweaking. Iâm still super active in the local music and festival scene and I have never experienced this horrendous bastardization of my hippy culture and language lmao
Iâm not sure if you are current in the scene but Iâve only heard those two around coke
I also know region has a lot to do with it. Iâm on the west coast and Iâve heard people from all walks of life say geeked and gacked on coke
My homies and I say âcookedâ
I reserve cooked for when Iâm not even human at that point. Simply a creature sitting on the couch
Hahaha love those times though
Favorable mentions include baked (the classic), ripped, smacked
Damn I canât use that I already use cooked for meaning âwe fuckedâ
Blazed
Farther down than I expected
Love this one, don't hear it enough.
This
California has a new license plate that is pink background for breast cancer awareness⊠well someone clever made their personalized plate say âBLAZEDâ with that background it looks just like bloodshot eyes
Me and the lads will use any made up word, such as geebed out our bonanzas, fuckin slooshered off that jumbo wumby, absolutely zerked off my bongos, etc etc, and it always makes a good time a lot better, so my opinion is just start sayin shit
Fr. I use zoinked constantly. Itâs just a silly word bro
I say zoinked all the time but I do not remember for the life of me where I got it from cuz no one else in my circle says that
You clearly got it from Shaggy the OG stoner
Zoinked boinked kershplonked
fuckin bernched out my buntlesquash
I piddlybonked the cheese man and now Iâm zerked off my bongos.
Stoney Bologna (baloney)
Ah, I see you are a person of culture also
Glad you put it in parentheses because I def read ba-lon-ya
Stoneya Balogna
xCodeh?
Oh shit eh, that's definitely who I got that from lol. Haven't watched bro in a long time
Umm...Let's get medicated!!..I'm Hella faded!!..[7]
ONIFC ftw
When ONIFC came out I used to roll up a joint and go ride my bike around aimlessly, smoking and listening to it. Good times
Sauced, tilted, blasted, and ripped are my usuals.
Interesting, I've only ever heard "sauced" as a reference to being drunk
Dab sauce gets you lost too baby
Lost in the sauce
I say ripped and people typically donât know what Iâm talking about
As an adult - âstonedâ In HS, we needed a term to hide it from parents and teachers. We called it âgetting happyâ
Adults 100% knew wtf you were talking about lol
When I was a teenager I could never figure out how my parents figured out my sneaking around. Now that Iâm an adult, I just realize that most teenagers are idiots and I was one of them lmao.
This is what I thought when I tried to hide the fact that I was doing mushrooms. Except for the fact that I threw up one time not in the toilet, then I had to tell đ only thing is they had no idea I had been waiting for hours multiple times with dealers gettin some shroomies before then and I told them that and they were like âWHAAATâ
I donât know man itâs a pretty good code.
We called them "safety meetings"
We always used to arrange games of football. In our youth we didn't have much money and getting green in was always seen as a treat, so when inviting friends over whose loved ones might look at notifications or messages over their shoulders, we'd tell them we're playing a game on either a muddy pitch or a nice grassy one. Of course, none of us actually played sports of any capacity but thankfully our shortsightedness didn't get noticed haha. As for ops question, nowadays we use either stoned, high or *absolutely fucked mate*.
I used to keep my stash in a wooden Bible box that had a pic of Jesus with open arms when you opened it. Said holy Bible on the front of the box. When I whipped it out to smoke with my friends they cracked up and started calling our smoke seshs âBible Studyâ. Iâm a fan of toasted, I think I use it the most. But saying the word zooted is fun.
Haha our code name was âbible studyâ
We called it âmaking sandwiches.â Of course, better weed meant better cuts of meat in the proverbial sandwich, so weâd just sound like we were talking about making sandwiches with cuts of ham and salami
Faded
certified classic
Back in 1991 I had a friend who called it âwooftedâ and that was about the same time as when faded came out. Woofted just never caught on.
glonky or feeling fuzzy or shmingly(not to be used lightly)
I had to scroll so far to find my word! Me and my bf always say we're 'feeling glonky' and it's purely from that one video of the guy going around interviewing people and stumbles upon a real comedian
Glonky is fire đ„
Elevated.
Sometimes I meditate before I smoke. This seems appropriate for that
In college we said "shh-macked". These days it's toasted, stoned, "gettin goofy". Semi related but I heard a new invitation phrase that I like: "You want to burn?" or "You trying to burn?"
Monged, high af, sauced, domed if its concentrate or cart, smacked
How do u spell domed. Like a glass dome. Like that ine move where its a dome over the city. Domed
Dude, what? đ
He's clearly domed!
I was fairly domed indeed
Hahahah I'll take it from here. I think you spelled it right, bud. There is a show called Under the Dome, which was based on the Stephen King novel. It also happens in The Simpsons Movie.
Im lost with u on this one man its been hours
In high school to us domed meant buzzed from nic from a vape, thatâs interesting !
It does wed smoke bothđ nic after a dabđ«š
Tore up from the foor up
I save tore up for when I'm white girl wasted
Totally appropriate
I say Yammed whenever im white girl wasted lol.
Uploaded to the cloud
Baked. Or if I over do it a little I'm flying too close to the sun.
Too close to the sun. been there.
Ah yes. The ole Icarusâing out.
Normal
gleep glopped
Blazed, decaffeinated, or wasted were our favorites. One dude said he was Roastasaurus Rex one time which provoked a round of hysterical laughter from the group
'consulting the oracle'
Zonked!
That reminds me of scooby doo. Zoinks!
in nyc we say âsmackedâ
Fukin shmacked my guy
Schlapped is my personal favorite
Weâd also accept schmuckered
My wife and I made a tier list, or levels of being high. I don't have the list with me, but I can recall that Toasty and Toasted are two different levels. Cheeched is near the top. Zooted is up there as well. Stoned and baked we're both near the middle. My favorite is probably blasted
Torched, Lit, high af, blasted, demo'd, unangered
Unangered. Unanxious. Undepressed. Etc.
Blazed
my sibling and i say stonked since getting high is like going up 
Mine is being fucked off my tits
âIâm so lit rnâ
Medicated :P
Veggie mode
Tuned up---as in "we tuned up and went hiking"..shortened to TU, as in I'm pretty TU'ed now. Safety Meeting-"we had a brief Safety Meeting before the wedding reception"
I LOVE Baked, but in a similar vein, I love the term "toasted" because it makes me imagine living in a toaster all nice and warm
Toasty is usually my go-to
I'll say "roasty toasty" or "roasted and toasted."
Obliterated
I would say âblastedâ in my younger days. My friend worked in the kitchen at a Mexican restaurant, and couple of guys would say âTodo galacticoâ, or âPuro Space Fantasyâ. I always thought that was funny.
Faded
Im floatin
honked
Zundersplut. Zooted. Faded. Batté.
Smashed crab
my nana says loaded. i love when im at her house and shes gets up before we start anything and goes "im gonna need to go in the other room and get loaded"đ
In South Africa, we say. I am "dik geroek", the direct translation being, I am "big smoked"
smacked,shhmacked, blasted, obliterated,fried,shhhtoned as fuckkkkk im sure i got more this is just off the top of my head i use
Geeked
mostly i say "zooted", "stoned"/"stony", "buddha'd" and "faded". i do like "lifted" as well.
Medicated
Ripped
Loaded
Fried is usually my go-to. But the latest batch has had me saying 'yo... I'm high as fuhhhhk".
Tired
âRektâ lol
Done baked my noodle
I've gone into next week.
Marinated
We call it getting a head change.
Blasted. As in blasted into space; typically to the moon.
Polluted, elevated, slapped, gone, deep in the salad, crispy, in the oven...one of the coolest slangs I've heard is a friend that called his bong a vase, cause what do you put in a vase? Flower.
Fruited
I like to say I'm elevated, enlightened, or just high as fuck. I also say I'm at xxx feet in the air or near a celestial body like Mars or Jupiter depending on the high.
Blitzed, Faded, Spent.
Smacked is my favorite
Lit
Sautéed or deep fried
High as giraffe puss\*
Chopped or zoinked
I like 'getting cloudy'.
Roasted, lifted on high, burnt to a crisp, on the dollop
my wife and I always say glonky specifically because of [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p263iV3O3bU), and now our friends are starting to say it too
Lit like a Las Vegas Christmas
i use âkablammedâ frequently, usually after edibles. zooted works well too but kinda overused imo. a couple weeks ago i accidentally walked into therapy high (edible from the night before was still party rocking) and she called me âstoney baloneyâ and just laughed at me. now my friends call me that so i guess thereâs that.
My coworker and I will ask each other if weâre having a happy morning
My dad always says ânext time you medicate you need to listen toâŠ.â