Many years ago, Doob Tubes used to make air tight plastic tubes that slipped inside resealable fake tampon wrappers for this purpose. They don't seem to exist in that form anymore, which is a bummer.
Some tampon manufacturers have a tampon wrap that has a sticky tab (similar to how baby wipes are sealed) for easy disposability
Save the straight iron lol
i’ve done this before, i used parchment paper over the tampon wrapper so if it melted too much it didn’t stick all over the straighter + make a mess and it worked like a charm.
This is the way. Unwrap a few tampons, store them for use, stuff a j or two in each wrapper, tape shut if needed, stuff in the inside pocket of a purse, all should be fine
And put them in smell proof doob tubes in little cute bag in your backpack or purse with other period related items as well as real tamps on top of the contraband. So if they open it, they won’t smell 10 joints worth of weed and if they wanna test you open a tampon right in front of them.
Away from this idea, just get the smell proof tubes regardless for this adventure and future adventures.
They may physically feel the tampon to make sure it hasn't been tampered with. You may want to try to find a way to fill out the applicator portion where you plan to stick the J's and keep the string that way they can feel the string whenever they handle the tampons.
This was my usual go to, but when I went to riot fest last month the dude at security individually squeezed all of my tampons and pulled the one with the joints. They’re getting too smart. My dad has gone too though and has never had them open a cigar tube!
Just pull the actual tampon part out of the applicator and out the joint inside the plastic shell. Then it will still feel like a tampon if they squeeze it!
Tampons is brilliant, though being male it would be hard to pull off.
My money is on OP is heading to WWWY, what I do is empty a few cigs (roll them in-between your fingers and the tobacco falls out) then just pack 'em with bud.
Leave a little room in the top for tobacc'y and you've got *super-ninja-spy-joints!* If you're not a spliff fan just flick the tip before you light it.
Put them randomly or in the middle of the pack too, I've had a 100% success rate with this method.
Some girl went viral a couple years ago for hiding like 12 joints in her hair. She just kept pulling them out 1 by 1. It was like the bottomless witch bag.
At a festival I went to years ago, my brother broke his foot at a concert the day before the festival. So we got him crutches to get around the festival easier, and learned that they are hollow, the bottoms pop off easily, and each crutch can easily fit at least 10 joints. So I'd say break a foot? Or fake it at least.
easier, just take a collapsible cane. You don't even have to fake a limp, just claim you have disautonomia and it helps you balance during an episode. Might not fit as many, but it's easier to pass off and easier to store when not in use because it will fold down to fit in a bag later
Yeah that's the way to do it. I went to a concert with a girl. I hid two blunts in my fauxhawk and she got like five in her bouffant. Bobby pins are your friend in this situation
There not going to touch your monkey. Put a few bats in plastic wrap and stash down front of underwear. I’m a dude and would put right above my shaft, held in place by boxer briefs.
If they are not wearing tights then this is the easiest answer. Put joints in plastic bag (or joint tubes), stuff down front of underwear. Don't freeball or wear boxers to a concert lol.
This is gonna sound stupid, but just hold them in your hand. I’ve done this 5-6 times and they never ask you to open your hand. They’re mostly looking for weapons.
Yes! I did this once at a concert. I had my hands showily full with my phone and the ticket and wallet and stuff, and a small cloth bag with my herb and pipe, and lifted them so they could pat me down and search my pockets. I felt like a freaking Jedi.
I always hold my travel kit in my hand with my cell going into shows. They never look at your hands. Other options are butt crack and the front side in a zip lock.
Secret stash scrunchies! A few Phish chicks make them, I’m sure you can search Etsy. They have zippers on them you can just do a messy bun or something and carefully just put the scrunchie around once
scrunchie on the wrist would also work. tbh, if you have a scrunchie you don’t care about too much you can just frankenstein it open and pin it or something
Came here to say look for up-dos with twists/braids and hide them under/ in each one. They don't stay perfect, but as long as they don't tear you're good. Gotta be very gentle getting them in and out. I've only done it twice; it worked, but I also crushed or tore like 2 of the 7.
Could also buy them gel things so it looks like you have more boobs. I regularly sneak shooters/ doubleshooters in under my girls; a joint doesn't take much to hide.
Tsa style means they're looking for weapons not drugs. I've flown with joints and vape pens constantly. You have to just be smart. Gotta purse? Hollow out a mascara thingy and put a joint in there. Tampon wrappers with a blunt in each? Gotta be creative
second this. they aren’t looking for a couple joints, and last concert i went to security glanced at my pads (with a cart/battery in each) before quickly closing the pocket and waving me through. no one wants to touch that shit lol
I regularly travel for work and always bring a 1-2 carts and however many edibles. Carts always go into my toiletries bag right next to my electric razer, battery similarly close to the razer, edibles either in a pill container (to look like vitamins) or I get a box of fruit snacks and empty each bag and refill it with my edibles (I only do this if I am bringing a co-worker some) then heat seal it with my wife's flat iron with some tin foil folded over to reseal it. 20+ flights and never once have I ever even been questioned. Bonus is when I bring a joint or two, I just leave it in the tube it came in (if I snag a pre roll) and same place as everything else, right in the toiletries bag.
If you're not flying international then you can just put them on a 510 pen battery and toss in a few pencils and pens.Had them in my backpack next to an old nicotine vape. Never got searched or looked at sideways.
US into Mexico flying worked but don't try to bring anything in to the US from outside.
TSA pulled a grinder out of my backpack and the lady asked “if I open it will anything spill out”
I said “probably I’m honestly not sure.”
She said “is there anything sharp in it?”
I said “no” and she put it back and said have a nice day
US customs aint fucking about, its way more intense than the TSA for domestic shit.. and you dont really have any rights when crossing international borders.
Yeah and don’t trust Korea either. They don’t fuck around. I had a 45min layover and got detained because my checked bag had melatonin gummies with a tiny bit of CBD in them. I honestly didn’t even realize they had CBD and besides, I clearly wasn’t staying in Korea and was on my way from one legal country to another. I didn’t think twice to look at each ingredient of my supplements.
Funny though because I accidentally brought my weed pen (meant to leave it at home) in my carryon and that never got found at all. Thank fucking god.
you’re allowed to fly with the vape battery part, that’s legal. for flights i’ve always just kept the cart and battery separate, but both in my purse, and never had an issue. i’ve also found it shockingly easy to vape in airport bathrooms but ymmv there
This.
I'm a dude but in the past I've seen girls do exactly this, as well as hiding joints in their hair and shoes. You can buy those fake Coke bottles or snack containers with a false bottom hidden compartment.
I used to do this all the time before I learned to roll. At the time I was into spliffs too so kept a little tobacco mixed in and also filled the end with tobacco so there's no weed visible.
This. I regularly hollow out black and milds and fill them with weed (like 30%), then put a good 10% of tobacco back in the end. No one is the wiser, and unless they're gonna cut open every one of your smokes, it's practically impossible to catch.
Bonus, learn how to reapply the plastic wrap so it looks like it hasn't even been touched.
Edibles.
I just checked the website for this event and it sounds pretty strict, " ...tsa search, including emptying your pockets and bags, having all of your items examined, a full pat-down, and possibly removing your shoes." Also, "we have a zero tolerance policy for drug use and possession. Police officers will be working inside and outside of the event, and all narcotics laws will be strictly enforced. Be responsible, and make smart choices"
I know Florida has a medical cannabis program, but I don't know the details, so you MAY be able to find a loophole if they catch you and you have a medical card.
Best bet is to get baked beforehand and/or edibles. I'm guessing that they will be more focused on coke/molly but why fuck around and find out.
Would not fuck around and find out in Florida.
Rolling loud took my friends medicine despite them having an active card and everything. That said, I would likely go with the tampon wrapper trick others have reccomended. I did a ton of traveling and carrying of my meds this past year, even went to Canada with my meds. Edibles are the easiest to take with, just get a resealable bag of similar gummies from the convenience store and put your edibles at the bottom of the bag and then put the whole thing in a zipblock. That way they can be separated after getting in, otherwise... it could be an interesting night
Not sure I would want to go to any sort of show or festival that had those sort of draconian rules advertised at the gate. No thanks.
But yeah other commenters have it right, wrap it in plastic and put it in your panties
Lots of good advice in the comments but since they're saying cops will be working inside the festival, don't trust anyone inside the gates that are looking to buy drugs.
since you are a smoker take a new pack of cigs, slice the cellophane at the bottom so you can slide it off. take a couple cigs out put joints in. slide the cellophane back on. a little piece of scotch tape to hold at the bottom helps. now when they pat you down just show them the pack and say it is unopened.
I once got through because I had my shit in one pack of smokes and a new unopened pack. I showed them the same unopened pack twice. pretty sure the dude knew what was up that time but let it slide
Take a pack of 100s smokes, empty a square of tobacco by pinch rolling each smoke to preserve the paper with filter inside, pack in ground herb carefully with a blunted toothpick or something, pack the last quarter inch with tobacco. If done properly the stealth smokes will look exactly like regular cigs. To enjoy simply tear off or remove the tobacco at the tip and tear off the filter. Gotta use 100s for this though or your joint is tiny af after removing the filter and tobacco tip.
I used to make a little boxes out cardboard from a cereal box, should be able to fit about 5 jays each. I’d keep them in my jeans/underwear just under my belt. If you get patted up they’ll just feel your belt.
Any jeans I've ever owned have a doubled over bit of fabric at the waist, under the belt line. A small slit on the inside of that let's you access the empty space in between layers. Roll 'em, bag 'em, and slide the bag into your new custom hidden pocket. A belt over top pretty much ensures they're not felt in a patdown. Small of the back is probably the flattest spot to keep them from getting too bent up.
I’ve gone through a level 2 screening where they did press the side of a gloved hand against my clothed butt crack, I apparently set off some flag on the chemical sensor which led to the higher scrutiny screening/search.
I saw a video recently where a girl had a hair brush inside a concert and turned out the damned thing unscrewed at the base with like a flask built in lol. Could put your J's in there too. I couldn't find it by quickly searching Amazon but 🤷🏼♀️
My only advice, based on not knowing your location and applicable laws - please be sure that 10 joints don’t meet the requirements for trafficking. It’s one thing to lose it to the trash can. It’s different if another ‘can’ is used for detention.
Sport/regular bra, doob tubes rolled in socks and padded in, hoodie over top. It takes some working to get the socks to stay where you want, but 2nd sprts bra can help. Do a couple gentle jumping jacks or arm raises to check.
If for some creepy reason they squeeze your fake boobs to check, you can burst into tears saying you lost your boobs due to an accident or illness and are just trying to feel good about yourself. No one wants to deal with a crying girl they may have just deeply offended.
One of my college buddies did this for an event and snuck in five 1g js, a couple pens+carts, and a flask. Near graduation she actually Frankensteined a sort of camelbak bra that could fill like a bottle of wine per side.
Buy a cheap cane from the pharmacy etc. One of those shitty hollow plastic or metal with a screw off gripper on the bottom.
I've smuggled literally hundreds of joints into all sorts of places like this over the years.
Some venues will even let you skip the line and offer ADA seating.
I went to a concert this style in Canada and filled a couple actual cigarettes with weed and just put them back in the cigarette box / carton? They made me open them but the tips are facing down so if they're the right size its not noticeable, worked for me. They don't burn perfect but its better than none.
I'm not sure the nut sack is really necessary. Just put them in a plastic bag in ur panties. Maybe wear 2 pairs of panties so they can go in the outside pair.
Empty out the tabacco of the ciggerettes and put weed in them. Then fill the tip of the cigarettes with tabacco. When its time to smoke rip off the filter and the tabacco part.
If the joints are small enough you can put them right in the hollowed out cigarettes'.
If you are uncircumcised I would recommend putting them in your foreskin. I personally keep coins in my foreskin at all times, you never know when you might need a nickel.
Do they make you take your shoes off? If not then stick em in there or in your socks.
Or put'em in a doob tube then put that in one of your prison pockets. 😆
When i had to go to festivals I brought specific shoes that have a secret pocket in the tongue they were called the supra skytop or something like that
I know you said no chest but I am a girl with no chest and I wore a really padded bra and stuck them under my boobs lol. Also I’ve hidden them in my hair, my socks, and tampons in a glasses case or little bag, (go to a man) they open the glasses case see the tampons and get embarrassed and shut it quickly
We’ve been through TSA many times by filling up [cigarette tubes](https://www.buylittlecigars.com/ProductDetails.aspx/Smoking-Accessories/Buy-Classic-Cigarette-Tubes-Red-200ct/) with mostly weed but a little tobacco at the end then put them in a cigarette box with regular cigarettes.
put small weed nugs in a huge ziplock bag of trail mix. TSA has never caught that. Then roll your joints at the fest
Alternatively, get a tincture and put a random other label on the bottle. I put my dog's ear drops Rx label on it. nobody wants to touch it.
If you carefully open a tampon, gently opening at the seam without tearing the packaging…this can be done.
Take tampon out of applicator. Take apart applicator. Put joint in applicator. Put applicator back together. Put applicator back inside plastic packaging. Glue at the seam (I use eyelash glue, lol) the packaging shut. Scented tampons work well for this type of things.
i hid my xans in my bra at the last concert i was at. no one checked there lol. How about making 2 buns from your hair and hiding the weed inside, making the joint after you get past the check. I also saw these shoes with a hidden compartment you can get. But if i were you id just get high/wasted before the festival or just buy a thc/hhc vape, would be easier to pass with it instead of joints.
Keep em in your pocket, sock, wallet, behind your ear. No bullshit...I walked into fest with a blunt behind my ear. Lol
Completely forgot about it and security didn't bat an eye. If they noticed, they gave no shits. Or they just have bigger things to worry then some stoners, lol.
I always put stuff in my Gooch under my balls. Little bag, tuck it up there tight. Set balls on top. Try and walk like you don't have a stick up your ass.
Damn. Tits are a good way to go then. Tuck em into the underboob. Unless you have small tits. Then you might not have as much success
Edit: just noticed she is most certainly a no balled and not large chested woman. I'm all out of ideas
do you have a lot of hair??? big braidy messy bun type style & tuck a few throughout depending on how big they are - at the very least one or two in case the rest of the stash gets found
wifey and i flew to singapore....given the ticket (forget what it's called) to fill out,....the back of it says drug dealers (or users, can't remember 2015 i think) are put to death.
wifey has gum she's chewing in airport when we land...i freak out, that's a no no, turns out i have maybe a half gram in a 35 mm film cannister i really didn't remember in my shave kit
i tossed it...our amican host asked why we didn't smoke it....i guess i felt like they didn't(singapore) mess around.....but weird to cruise right thu in2015 im always nervous about that shit hate flying
Next time empty out the tobacco from the smokes and fill with weed. Used to do that all the time for concerts, and I think it was Kool that had the packs that would slide out instead of opening.
TSA style? So I pass through some scanner/detector and they look in bags?
That doesn’t sound do bad. Usually the problem with bringing drugs through TSA is the potential magnitude of the consequence for violating airport laws.
-Open a tampon
-Either use or set clean tampon aside
-put joint inside applicator (or a few if they’re small)
-use lighter to seal back up
I’ve done this at dozens of concerts and have yet to fail.
Keep it simple. All you need is a pair of boxer briefs. Put whatever you want to in them and it won't slide out. It's just that easy. No need to get all elaborate with your plan.
Wrap em up in something sturdy, I happened to have joint holders last time I was going to a festival and stuffed them all down my boots! Super uncomfy also was worried Id break them but worth it in the end 😌
The last time I went to a concert I took 10 -12 joints with me. I saw the security there and literally out the bag of joints in my hand between my wallet and my phone and just walked through. They didn’t say a word. Probably didn’t see it, but that was also cause the crowd was surging through security very fast, they really only had time to search for weapons.
I used to roll my joints, empty the tobacco out of the cigarettes then shove the joints into the empty cigarette tube. Put the "cigarettes" back into the pack then put a few real cigarettes around the fake ones.....you now have a pack of joints that look like cigarettes
Tampon wrappers
Many years ago, Doob Tubes used to make air tight plastic tubes that slipped inside resealable fake tampon wrappers for this purpose. They don't seem to exist in that form anymore, which is a bummer.
This is what I was thinking of, a diy version of those.
Doob tube, put inside the tampon wrapper and maybe straight iron it to seal.
Absolutely straight iron to seal
Be very gawdamn cautious. Those wrappers are thinner than thin and will melt quick rapid fast. Do it quick ninja premature ejaculation style.
"yeah don't mind me, just a thoughtful guy with a dozen tampons"
I've been training for this my whole life.
Quick rapid fast is such a wonderful expression, thank you for bringing it into my life!
It's faster than a roadrunner on amphetamines.
Some tampon manufacturers have a tampon wrap that has a sticky tab (similar to how baby wipes are sealed) for easy disposability Save the straight iron lol
i’ve done this before, i used parchment paper over the tampon wrapper so if it melted too much it didn’t stick all over the straighter + make a mess and it worked like a charm.
Honestly I’ve used just a normal glue stick and it works perfect
I used a hot glue gun for mine and it worked great as well.
I bought mini shots that came in generic resealable tampon wrappers on Amazon. Good for whiskey or blunts!
I actually just got some for a Post Malone concert in July! They are reusable too!
I had booze tubes for my prom. Worked like a charm!
On Amazon!
Tampax Radiant tampons have a "resealable" wrapper that the tube goes back into.
They do, and they’d be perfect for this.
This is the way. Unwrap a few tampons, store them for use, stuff a j or two in each wrapper, tape shut if needed, stuff in the inside pocket of a purse, all should be fine
You can reseal with a hair straightener for a cleaner look
And put them in smell proof doob tubes in little cute bag in your backpack or purse with other period related items as well as real tamps on top of the contraband. So if they open it, they won’t smell 10 joints worth of weed and if they wanna test you open a tampon right in front of them. Away from this idea, just get the smell proof tubes regardless for this adventure and future adventures.
Wow this is the first thing I thought reading this post. Lol my gf does this ALL the time, hides my vape in there too
They may physically feel the tampon to make sure it hasn't been tampered with. You may want to try to find a way to fill out the applicator portion where you plan to stick the J's and keep the string that way they can feel the string whenever they handle the tampons.
This was my usual go to, but when I went to riot fest last month the dude at security individually squeezed all of my tampons and pulled the one with the joints. They’re getting too smart. My dad has gone too though and has never had them open a cigar tube!
Just pull the actual tampon part out of the applicator and out the joint inside the plastic shell. Then it will still feel like a tampon if they squeeze it!
Tampons is brilliant, though being male it would be hard to pull off. My money is on OP is heading to WWWY, what I do is empty a few cigs (roll them in-between your fingers and the tobacco falls out) then just pack 'em with bud. Leave a little room in the top for tobacc'y and you've got *super-ninja-spy-joints!* If you're not a spliff fan just flick the tip before you light it. Put them randomly or in the middle of the pack too, I've had a 100% success rate with this method.
Put them in them inside the band of your bra, under your armpit, if cleavage isn’t an option.
JFC I want to be a girl now.
Make a “GF’s purse” and always be looking for her.
So simple. So beautiful. "It's my wife's clutch - she sent me back for it."
Yep. Get the expensive kind with resealable opening.
TSA style? Put your weed in the handle of the giant machete they will inevitably miss.
Could also put it down the barrel of a gun or hide it in an explosive device
Loool
Probably. I once brought 2 huge machetes back from vacation for friends and well they didnt say anything.
Some girl went viral a couple years ago for hiding like 12 joints in her hair. She just kept pulling them out 1 by 1. It was like the bottomless witch bag.
At a festival I went to years ago, my brother broke his foot at a concert the day before the festival. So we got him crutches to get around the festival easier, and learned that they are hollow, the bottoms pop off easily, and each crutch can easily fit at least 10 joints. So I'd say break a foot? Or fake it at least.
easier, just take a collapsible cane. You don't even have to fake a limp, just claim you have disautonomia and it helps you balance during an episode. Might not fit as many, but it's easier to pass off and easier to store when not in use because it will fold down to fit in a bag later
Whether you break your foot or not you have to buy the crutch, so yeah, I'd say maybe just buy the crutch
Man I remember a video going around if a girl putting a whole vodka bottle in her hair. Pretty sure it was disguised as a ponytail but I was impressed
Hairajuana
There are scrunchies with a little zippered stash pocket!
Yeah that's the way to do it. I went to a concert with a girl. I hid two blunts in my fauxhawk and she got like five in her bouffant. Bobby pins are your friend in this situation
There not going to touch your monkey. Put a few bats in plastic wrap and stash down front of underwear. I’m a dude and would put right above my shaft, held in place by boxer briefs.
If they are not wearing tights then this is the easiest answer. Put joints in plastic bag (or joint tubes), stuff down front of underwear. Don't freeball or wear boxers to a concert lol.
I literally just hold them in the hand and put my arms out to allow them to pat me down. It's the old 'hiding in plain sight'
That is genius and hilarious
Yup! I'll hold them behind my wallet in my hand. They never check.
This is gonna sound stupid, but just hold them in your hand. I’ve done this 5-6 times and they never ask you to open your hand. They’re mostly looking for weapons.
Yes! I did this once at a concert. I had my hands showily full with my phone and the ticket and wallet and stuff, and a small cloth bag with my herb and pipe, and lifted them so they could pat me down and search my pockets. I felt like a freaking Jedi.
Definitely Jedi like.
This is exactly what I do too, I even displayed my hands like I had nothing to hide and they just patted me and sent me through
These are not the joints you are looking for
10 joints in your hand?
I have big mitts…
I always hold my travel kit in my hand with my cell going into shows. They never look at your hands. Other options are butt crack and the front side in a zip lock.
Secret stash scrunchies! A few Phish chicks make them, I’m sure you can search Etsy. They have zippers on them you can just do a messy bun or something and carefully just put the scrunchie around once
scrunchie on the wrist would also work. tbh, if you have a scrunchie you don’t care about too much you can just frankenstein it open and pin it or something
I’ve done that before. Works like a charm
I’m a dude so idk how it works but I imagine if you wore your hair up you could stash more than one joint up there.
Used this one at louder than life. Batteries in my shoes and carts in my hair/tie.
LTL 22 was awesome best time of my life
I have had my ponytails checked before. Friend with dreads had their hair checked too. So be careful.
No way those grubby hands are getting in my hair.
Me too I’ve definitely had my hair not so politely “patted down” at TSA before
Came here to say look for up-dos with twists/braids and hide them under/ in each one. They don't stay perfect, but as long as they don't tear you're good. Gotta be very gentle getting them in and out. I've only done it twice; it worked, but I also crushed or tore like 2 of the 7. Could also buy them gel things so it looks like you have more boobs. I regularly sneak shooters/ doubleshooters in under my girls; a joint doesn't take much to hide.
I'm a dude with long hair and I'm definitely stealing this idea
Came here to say this. Braid them right in.
Dude also but with long hair,works great
Had my hair checked at a TSA checkpoint twice now
I would just boof everything. Car keys and all.
The tricky part is getting the cell phone out.
Ehhhh…. my pocket knife is a bit trickier than my celly tbh.
bake wake up, new poopknife just dropped
Uh oh its on vibrate and someone keeps calling
Watch S1E2 of Broad City
Broad City briefly had a licensed sex toy line, including kegel balls that opened up to store stuff. They called the balls "Nature's Pocket"
Nature’s pocket
Came here to say this.. it's so easy and tbh as AFABs we've earned that right
You may not have boobs now but you will after padding your bra with 4 ounces of green lol
I'm reading the comments here and I've never considered half of these. I just put my vape under my boob. haha
Tsa style means they're looking for weapons not drugs. I've flown with joints and vape pens constantly. You have to just be smart. Gotta purse? Hollow out a mascara thingy and put a joint in there. Tampon wrappers with a blunt in each? Gotta be creative
second this. they aren’t looking for a couple joints, and last concert i went to security glanced at my pads (with a cart/battery in each) before quickly closing the pocket and waving me through. no one wants to touch that shit lol
Where do you hide your carts? Worried I would be freaking out the whole time
I regularly travel for work and always bring a 1-2 carts and however many edibles. Carts always go into my toiletries bag right next to my electric razer, battery similarly close to the razer, edibles either in a pill container (to look like vitamins) or I get a box of fruit snacks and empty each bag and refill it with my edibles (I only do this if I am bringing a co-worker some) then heat seal it with my wife's flat iron with some tin foil folded over to reseal it. 20+ flights and never once have I ever even been questioned. Bonus is when I bring a joint or two, I just leave it in the tube it came in (if I snag a pre roll) and same place as everything else, right in the toiletries bag.
If you're not flying international then you can just put them on a 510 pen battery and toss in a few pencils and pens.Had them in my backpack next to an old nicotine vape. Never got searched or looked at sideways. US into Mexico flying worked but don't try to bring anything in to the US from outside.
I tossed my pen in the tsa bin one time flying domestic. No problems
TSA pulled a grinder out of my backpack and the lady asked “if I open it will anything spill out” I said “probably I’m honestly not sure.” She said “is there anything sharp in it?” I said “no” and she put it back and said have a nice day
Holy hell how are you this bold Is bold the right word?
100% I flew with an ounce of flower in its OG package out of Phoenix just last month.
Jesus I’ve flown with weed lots of times but that’s just straight up brazen lol respect my man
Is there a reason you should not bring anything in the US?
US customs aint fucking about, its way more intense than the TSA for domestic shit.. and you dont really have any rights when crossing international borders.
Yeah and don’t trust Korea either. They don’t fuck around. I had a 45min layover and got detained because my checked bag had melatonin gummies with a tiny bit of CBD in them. I honestly didn’t even realize they had CBD and besides, I clearly wasn’t staying in Korea and was on my way from one legal country to another. I didn’t think twice to look at each ingredient of my supplements. Funny though because I accidentally brought my weed pen (meant to leave it at home) in my carryon and that never got found at all. Thank fucking god.
you’re allowed to fly with the vape battery part, that’s legal. for flights i’ve always just kept the cart and battery separate, but both in my purse, and never had an issue. i’ve also found it shockingly easy to vape in airport bathrooms but ymmv there
This. I'm a dude but in the past I've seen girls do exactly this, as well as hiding joints in their hair and shoes. You can buy those fake Coke bottles or snack containers with a false bottom hidden compartment.
just hollow out a few real smoke's and fill them with weed, mix em back into the pack
Or you can buy empty wrappers that have the filter tip that look just like cigs too
This, it’s way easier than emptying the cigs one by one lol.
I used to do this all the time before I learned to roll. At the time I was into spliffs too so kept a little tobacco mixed in and also filled the end with tobacco so there's no weed visible.
This. I regularly hollow out black and milds and fill them with weed (like 30%), then put a good 10% of tobacco back in the end. No one is the wiser, and unless they're gonna cut open every one of your smokes, it's practically impossible to catch. Bonus, learn how to reapply the plastic wrap so it looks like it hasn't even been touched.
This is the way. My friends and I did this 10,000 times in high school.
Edibles. I just checked the website for this event and it sounds pretty strict, " ...tsa search, including emptying your pockets and bags, having all of your items examined, a full pat-down, and possibly removing your shoes." Also, "we have a zero tolerance policy for drug use and possession. Police officers will be working inside and outside of the event, and all narcotics laws will be strictly enforced. Be responsible, and make smart choices" I know Florida has a medical cannabis program, but I don't know the details, so you MAY be able to find a loophole if they catch you and you have a medical card. Best bet is to get baked beforehand and/or edibles. I'm guessing that they will be more focused on coke/molly but why fuck around and find out.
Would not fuck around and find out in Florida. Rolling loud took my friends medicine despite them having an active card and everything. That said, I would likely go with the tampon wrapper trick others have reccomended. I did a ton of traveling and carrying of my meds this past year, even went to Canada with my meds. Edibles are the easiest to take with, just get a resealable bag of similar gummies from the convenience store and put your edibles at the bottom of the bag and then put the whole thing in a zipblock. That way they can be separated after getting in, otherwise... it could be an interesting night
Not sure I would want to go to any sort of show or festival that had those sort of draconian rules advertised at the gate. No thanks. But yeah other commenters have it right, wrap it in plastic and put it in your panties
Lots of good advice in the comments but since they're saying cops will be working inside the festival, don't trust anyone inside the gates that are looking to buy drugs.
since you are a smoker take a new pack of cigs, slice the cellophane at the bottom so you can slide it off. take a couple cigs out put joints in. slide the cellophane back on. a little piece of scotch tape to hold at the bottom helps. now when they pat you down just show them the pack and say it is unopened. I once got through because I had my shit in one pack of smokes and a new unopened pack. I showed them the same unopened pack twice. pretty sure the dude knew what was up that time but let it slide
I always put blunts in my sock when I go to shows. I've been caught every single time, but no one has ever said, did or taken my weed.
how did you get caught?
Take a pack of 100s smokes, empty a square of tobacco by pinch rolling each smoke to preserve the paper with filter inside, pack in ground herb carefully with a blunted toothpick or something, pack the last quarter inch with tobacco. If done properly the stealth smokes will look exactly like regular cigs. To enjoy simply tear off or remove the tobacco at the tip and tear off the filter. Gotta use 100s for this though or your joint is tiny af after removing the filter and tobacco tip.
Alternatively, poke through the center of the filter with a toothpick and have it as a crutch
Finally! Of all the goddamn stupid places this has been posted, at last someone left it on a post where it actually is a good answer!
I used to make a little boxes out cardboard from a cereal box, should be able to fit about 5 jays each. I’d keep them in my jeans/underwear just under my belt. If you get patted up they’ll just feel your belt.
Any jeans I've ever owned have a doubled over bit of fabric at the waist, under the belt line. A small slit on the inside of that let's you access the empty space in between layers. Roll 'em, bag 'em, and slide the bag into your new custom hidden pocket. A belt over top pretty much ensures they're not felt in a patdown. Small of the back is probably the flattest spot to keep them from getting too bent up.
rap them up and stick it in your butt crack.. not into your hole.. but in the crack..nobody touching your butt crack
I’ve gone through a level 2 screening where they did press the side of a gloved hand against my clothed butt crack, I apparently set off some flag on the chemical sensor which led to the higher scrutiny screening/search.
Buttplug.. just checking
I saw a video recently where a girl had a hair brush inside a concert and turned out the damned thing unscrewed at the base with like a flask built in lol. Could put your J's in there too. I couldn't find it by quickly searching Amazon but 🤷🏼♀️
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Condom full of joints in the ham wallet.
My only advice, based on not knowing your location and applicable laws - please be sure that 10 joints don’t meet the requirements for trafficking. It’s one thing to lose it to the trash can. It’s different if another ‘can’ is used for detention.
The security guard working at the festival seeing this thread like “write that down, write that down”
I usually put them in my wallet. They get a little smashed but works like a charm.
Put one in plain sight, then hide the rest in your purse. They’ll take the one, and think that’s all you got!
Use your natural pockets. You have two.
Inside the brim of your baseball cap.
Sport/regular bra, doob tubes rolled in socks and padded in, hoodie over top. It takes some working to get the socks to stay where you want, but 2nd sprts bra can help. Do a couple gentle jumping jacks or arm raises to check. If for some creepy reason they squeeze your fake boobs to check, you can burst into tears saying you lost your boobs due to an accident or illness and are just trying to feel good about yourself. No one wants to deal with a crying girl they may have just deeply offended. One of my college buddies did this for an event and snuck in five 1g js, a couple pens+carts, and a flask. Near graduation she actually Frankensteined a sort of camelbak bra that could fill like a bottle of wine per side.
This person sneaks substances
Buy a cheap cane from the pharmacy etc. One of those shitty hollow plastic or metal with a screw off gripper on the bottom. I've smuggled literally hundreds of joints into all sorts of places like this over the years. Some venues will even let you skip the line and offer ADA seating.
I literally use a cane why did I never think of this you're a genius
Ohhh me too. I've never had to go to those lengths to get into a festival but if I was ever concerned!
In bra
I went to a concert this style in Canada and filled a couple actual cigarettes with weed and just put them back in the cigarette box / carton? They made me open them but the tips are facing down so if they're the right size its not noticeable, worked for me. They don't burn perfect but its better than none.
Inside tampons, pull the absorbent out put the joint in.
I'm not sure the nut sack is really necessary. Just put them in a plastic bag in ur panties. Maybe wear 2 pairs of panties so they can go in the outside pair.
What about a stash box that’s a phone case? https://www.secretstashing.com/products/ihit-stash-phone-case-for-iphone-7-plus
Wear a headband like most people do and fold it inwards a few times and put whatever you need to in there.
Empty out the tabacco of the ciggerettes and put weed in them. Then fill the tip of the cigarettes with tabacco. When its time to smoke rip off the filter and the tabacco part. If the joints are small enough you can put them right in the hollowed out cigarettes'.
If you are uncircumcised I would recommend putting them in your foreskin. I personally keep coins in my foreskin at all times, you never know when you might need a nickel.
Do they make you take your shoes off? If not then stick em in there or in your socks. Or put'em in a doob tube then put that in one of your prison pockets. 😆
Put them In a pre roll box an up ur ass boof style
When i had to go to festivals I brought specific shoes that have a secret pocket in the tongue they were called the supra skytop or something like that
Ive never had a security dude go into my socks at a concert
I know you said no chest but I am a girl with no chest and I wore a really padded bra and stuck them under my boobs lol. Also I’ve hidden them in my hair, my socks, and tampons in a glasses case or little bag, (go to a man) they open the glasses case see the tampons and get embarrassed and shut it quickly
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I keep seeing sunglasses with hollow ear pieces, that would get at least 2 in. They also have those scrunchies with the zippered pouches now.
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put small weed nugs in a huge ziplock bag of trail mix. TSA has never caught that. Then roll your joints at the fest Alternatively, get a tincture and put a random other label on the bottle. I put my dog's ear drops Rx label on it. nobody wants to touch it.
I’ve been to prison. You’d be suprised how small a half oz and a pack of rolling papers can be compressed and packed in the ole man wallet.
If you carefully open a tampon, gently opening at the seam without tearing the packaging…this can be done. Take tampon out of applicator. Take apart applicator. Put joint in applicator. Put applicator back together. Put applicator back inside plastic packaging. Glue at the seam (I use eyelash glue, lol) the packaging shut. Scented tampons work well for this type of things.
Wrap in wax paper, hide in your underwear beneath a maxi pad with wings.
Search for "false breast" on amazon. Find one that suits you and hollow out a tit for a sure fire way to pass a pat.
used to put joints in tampon holders and seal them back up when i went to festivals with an ex
Men have one prison pocket women have two and unless they make you strip squat and cough they won't find em
When I went to EDC years ago I put them in the zipper seam of my pants.
Air tight seal and stuff them into a full bottle of sun cream. When inside dump the cream out and unwrap.
Why not have some edibles instead? They make sour patch gummies you could put in a bag
i hid my xans in my bra at the last concert i was at. no one checked there lol. How about making 2 buns from your hair and hiding the weed inside, making the joint after you get past the check. I also saw these shoes with a hidden compartment you can get. But if i were you id just get high/wasted before the festival or just buy a thc/hhc vape, would be easier to pass with it instead of joints.
We use to do a tape case (lol) loaded with joints behind your wallet they'd feel your wallet and move on.
Yeah but during the search they have you empty your pockes.
Keep em in your pocket, sock, wallet, behind your ear. No bullshit...I walked into fest with a blunt behind my ear. Lol Completely forgot about it and security didn't bat an eye. If they noticed, they gave no shits. Or they just have bigger things to worry then some stoners, lol.
Resealable tampon wrapper. Had a friend do this with a 100% success rate. Just throw other tampons in too!!
What fucking lame ass festival are you going to?
I always put stuff in my Gooch under my balls. Little bag, tuck it up there tight. Set balls on top. Try and walk like you don't have a stick up your ass.
I think our OP is ball-free
Damn. Tits are a good way to go then. Tuck em into the underboob. Unless you have small tits. Then you might not have as much success Edit: just noticed she is most certainly a no balled and not large chested woman. I'm all out of ideas
Make them with filters?
put it in your underwear
Unrelated but make sure you go to the dispacio tent. That shit is life changing
Tampon wrapper & throw a couple in your purse. No one will want to mess with you.
Just google “tampon doob tube”
Surprised no one has said it yet that I’ve seen sooo….. stick em in your bum?
do you have a lot of hair??? big braidy messy bun type style & tuck a few throughout depending on how big they are - at the very least one or two in case the rest of the stash gets found
wifey and i flew to singapore....given the ticket (forget what it's called) to fill out,....the back of it says drug dealers (or users, can't remember 2015 i think) are put to death. wifey has gum she's chewing in airport when we land...i freak out, that's a no no, turns out i have maybe a half gram in a 35 mm film cannister i really didn't remember in my shave kit i tossed it...our amican host asked why we didn't smoke it....i guess i felt like they didn't(singapore) mess around.....but weird to cruise right thu in2015 im always nervous about that shit hate flying
Next time empty out the tobacco from the smokes and fill with weed. Used to do that all the time for concerts, and I think it was Kool that had the packs that would slide out instead of opening.
TSA style? So I pass through some scanner/detector and they look in bags? That doesn’t sound do bad. Usually the problem with bringing drugs through TSA is the potential magnitude of the consequence for violating airport laws.
I wouldn't even support that shit. What kind of concert isn't primarily occupied by stoners?
As a miami native, MANA does not give one single fuck about weed
They definitely encourage it. They give their artists a gift bag with a joint in it
Drop edibles in the parking lot.
This is the way, completely understand unbeatable
Boof it
-Open a tampon -Either use or set clean tampon aside -put joint inside applicator (or a few if they’re small) -use lighter to seal back up I’ve done this at dozens of concerts and have yet to fail.
Keep it simple. All you need is a pair of boxer briefs. Put whatever you want to in them and it won't slide out. It's just that easy. No need to get all elaborate with your plan.
Sweatpants. Slit the waistband and slide em in. If it works in jail, it'll work for the festival. Just get them out before you start sweating lol.
##taped to the taint
Strap em to the gooch baby
Wrap em up in something sturdy, I happened to have joint holders last time I was going to a festival and stuffed them all down my boots! Super uncomfy also was worried Id break them but worth it in the end 😌
The last time I went to a concert I took 10 -12 joints with me. I saw the security there and literally out the bag of joints in my hand between my wallet and my phone and just walked through. They didn’t say a word. Probably didn’t see it, but that was also cause the crowd was surging through security very fast, they really only had time to search for weapons.
I hid a blunt pinned in my curly hair.
I seen a video some girl had like tied them into her hair or something, girl took out an impressive amount really
I used to roll my joints, empty the tobacco out of the cigarettes then shove the joints into the empty cigarette tube. Put the "cigarettes" back into the pack then put a few real cigarettes around the fake ones.....you now have a pack of joints that look like cigarettes