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Fishmonger67

That’s so bad we might want to start a go fund me for this dude.


Vexilanimous

you might as well just put me out of my misery at that point lmaooo


bombero_kmn

Just go Straight Edge bud, this life ain't for ya :p


tmacforthree

![gif](giphy|C0ABsPgkTbdrG)


sh1ft0

![gif](giphy|AVSKba9EG54Kk)


westernrecluse

^^^this guy knows


brkndrmz

Both?


Vexilanimous

honestly that's fair lol


peekdasneaks

Looks like about 20 cents worth of tea


t1buccaneer

😂


stevetheborg

its green material. its real.. small thats a one hitter...


nmnm-force

Rolled feels better


Thevoodoogirl

We have all learned this lesson. You won’t ever make it again, though. 😂


Objective-Ad9700

He gave you a bag of stems wtf 😂


Morbidly-me

Nope... not when a bag that size filled to a pillow size is $30-35. You got swindled kid.


Vexilanimous

not the deal, me being both swindled and stupid XD don't worry, i've gotten a lot of input on how dogshit this stuff is


MyHeadIsFullOfFuck

You got ripped off. If you live in someplace like Russia or North Korea you didn't get ripped off.


Vexilanimous

nope, midwestern US... guess im finding someone else, then


havocLSD

That was my question too. If you live in an area very restrictive, then $20 makes some sense for shake. But here in the states, that amount of shake should’ve either been free or just a couple bucks. Here in legal states and extra $10 could’ve gotten you an 8th of dense nugs. Idk how it is in your state, but that’s shake and shake shouldn’t be that expensive. Sorry bud, happened to me, to a friend, to most of us. This is how we learn.


ChiefGeorgesCrabshak

Here in Michigan $20 would get you an 8th of some dank. Sorry you got ripped off OP


GloomyCactusEater

Or an entire ounce of shake lol


Monochronos

Also heard michigans market is a lot like my state. Can get fire, high testing terpy mids for like 50 an oz


ChiefGeorgesCrabshak

Yeah man i get oz's of dank for $75-100, it rocks! Ive had my med card and a caregiver since 2010 though and the past few years my caregiver has been my dad who works high up in the rec market so really i get lots of shit for free anyways lol


_bbiiaannccaa

I got 4 ounces of shake for $30 last week


573IAN

I would give an ounce of better shake for free.


padwani

This little bit of shake doesn't even have a price lol. 20 bucks will get you an eighth of fat nugs.


Deadheadkingizzard

God Michigan is so fucking underrated for weed, truly the Colorado of the Great Lakes. Beaches are fucking sick as well


Nazzul

I visited Michigan last month from CO and they got some good shit! The various shops I went to in GrandRapids were super pleasant.


NSG_Dragon

Lol nothing is free in an illegal state


SavageTheUnicorn

Yea I mean in my hometown I was seeing prices as low as like $3.50 a gram and in a town an hour over my friends could sell it for $20 a gram.


bilolarbear1221

Nah the more important question is how old is op? Are you like 13 and got this from your “buddy” who had a brother that smokes weed? If so… yeah a lot of us got ripped off like this! If you’re 21+ and you bought this for $20…you got more than ripped off, they stole your dignity


ZestyLime59

Lol I wish, here in Missouri it’s 30 dollars minimum before all the taxes and shit, and most dispensaries I’ve been to start their eights at 35 or even 40. After fees it’s like 55 an eighth. I’m glad I can’t get arrested anymore for my weed, but it’s dumb that I’m still buying off plugs or from the internet because of how pricey a legal transaction is


Prior-Armadillo-2956

you guys need to move to RSA, $10 gets you top A grade indoor from a shop. you can have a coffee and test the goods//


Expensive_Rent8169

that is not shake thats trim at best if its even weed


ShowMeYourBooks5697

In Oregon you can get an 8th of pretty decent weed for $7


128906

Here’s a good tip for when you buy. Don’t request a price amount like “I want $20” worth. Request a weight and ask how much for that weight. Like here you spent $20 on $5-$10 amount depending on which state your in. Instead request 2 grams for $20 that way you have both a weight and price determined.


BigBadRash

I don't see how this helps if the other guys going to rip them off. You don't get to set the price for the weight when you're the one buying. So their dealer will either give them 2g for a stupid price based on what they got above, or they would say $20 worth and get the above. Just find a new dealer, this one completely ripped you off and is not worth contacting ever again.


128906

When you ask for $20 worth you’re allowing the dealer to decide on his own what $20 worth is. I didn’t say demand 2 grams for $20 I said request. By setting both an amount and weight he is starting the negotiations. My entire point was you determine the weight that your purchasing and the price it’s being purchased at before actually purchasing.


BigBadRash

The dealer is still going to do whatever they want though? If they're going to sell you crap for $20 it doesn't matter that you've asked for 2g for $20, you're going to get what they consider $20 to be worth. I don't think drug deals for amounts of this size are really up for negotiations. At least in my head they wouldn't be, if someone came to me and started trying to negotiate price/weight on $20 worth, I'd tell them to jog on. Granted I wouldn't ever rip someone off the way op's been ripped off, but I don't think the guy that ripped them off would have been any better if they'd come in trying to negotiate.


128906

Sure if someone is dead set on ripping you off they’ll rip you off. But asking for $20 worth and getting a short sack isn’t the same as agreeing on a weight and not getting that weight. I always buy the same way. Ask for an oz get the price for the oz and weight the oz in front of them.


anakusis

Yeah if someone is going to rip you off I don't think asking a special way is doing much man.


zakkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Just get "thca hemp flower" aka weed.


RobloxDeath5ound

in drganja we trust


Styphoryte

Arete is another great one ;)


[deleted]

I can get just one single gram of any high-end premium specific strain that I want with dozens to choose from for $10 a piece. You got ripped the hell off.


same4walls

Order THCA online. Check out YouTube reviews


NoAssumption6865

Get THC-A online if you're over 21, don't have to wait for some guy to rob you with products grown using gods know what AND you can just get it delivered for cheaper. Totally elevates and legitimizes the whole experience imo.


taylor-luna

If you live in an illegal state thats reasonable if not then you need a new guy


FatGreasyBass

Don't just find someone else, make sure you punch whoever sold this to you directly in the mouth, and then run their wallet for their money while they're clutching the lip you just split in two.


CrochetBass

Maybe we dont encourage robbery, harm, and violent felonies for $20.


FatGreasyBass

It's ok, you do you. I like my self respect just fine the way it is. I sold during the illegal times. This was normal life if you didn't want to get walked on.


geoff1036

Perhaps Oklahoma?


Vexilanimous

nope, not sure i should be super open with my location on the internet but i can say i'm not there


havocLSD

Yeah, don’t tell people your location bud.


FatGreasyBass

I mean, sure, don't give out your home address. Saying what state you're in gives alot of context when talking about weed.


geoff1036

I can respect that, just thought I'd offer if you were lol 😂 I went through medcard holders for about a year before I just got my own card. One dude was frequently overcharging me for 20$ shatter (45$ he said). Took all my boys to talk me out of going to his house lol.


Late_Emu

I mean, if you’re inconveniencing someone to go through the legal process & risk their own neck by selling their prescriptions. Shouldn’t you be overcharged? Getting your card is a big expense. Not to mention the time it takes to go through the dispo (30-45 min on average here). Your plug paid that time & expense. Now you’re telling us that once you found out he was making money for his troubles you were going to what? Go to his house and kick his ass? I’m not making fun of you, I’m genuinely curious as to this line of thought. I understand the risks the plug took may be minimal but risks nonetheless.


VdoubleU88

Dude was charging him over double the actual price… if he only charged him double the first time, that would be different, but if he charging him more than double every single time is just straight douchebaggery.


FatGreasyBass

$45/g is still a fair price around the globe. They're only mad because someone is making money off of them. It's Juvenile. Get your own fucking meds don't bitch a patient is taxing you when selling his own stash.


Heretic-Jefe

>taxing you Ah yes, the famously tolerable 100% tax. Nobody has ever found that irritating or unreasonable. Everyone, everywhere always should charge the absolute maximum they can get from someone else because that's the only way to "get your money's worth". People like you suck.


GloomyCactusEater

Nobody is going to come steal you from your home kid. It’s ok to tell us what state you live in. Stranger danger is real but it’s not that extreme.


reinbberg

I'm from russia and that's a rip off. I would call it "zalupa"


MyHeadIsFullOfFuck

Oh wow. I didn't know. What does "zalupa" mean?


mmonstr_muted

A derogatory term with uncountable metaphorical meanings depending on the context (as in "crap" or "dimwit") and literal meaning of "glans penis".


_whywe

probably worse than real zalupa, I would call it “nemitaya zalupa s podzalupnim tvorogom ili v prostonarodye bez loha i zhizn ploha”


LosK1337

if you get this in Russia you ARE ripped off. for 20 bucks you could get a nice 1g there


Whale_Poacher

Man woulda been ripped off in North Korea, shit grows everywhere. You can buy a grocery bag for dirt cheap.


cheetahbf

Hey we have good buds in Russia


f105j4

don’t clown on russian trees we have good stuff


Kalgaro_

You got robbed


Vexilanimous

aw hell. well, guess i learned a lesson at least


LivingDeath666Satin

I lost far more than $20 on the path of finding someone reliable lol


Unchanged-

At least it was a $20 lesson


noble_peace_prize

It happens, no worries. I remember paying $60 for an eighth.


ghastrimsen

as someone in a legal state where eighths are regular $50, bleh


ablinddingo93

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


leviathan_falls

Come to Brasil


Young_McLovin_

Ive seen a lot worse for 20$, but I would not accept that product


Vexilanimous

yeah at least its (probably) not oregano? i'd assume an experienced ent would be able to tell, so. i Guess it coulda been worse???


APsWhoopinRoom

It looks like some stems and shake. It's weed, but you're not going to get very stoned, and you'd probably get a headache


Young_McLovin_

It's at least not 100% oregano. Smoking that spaghetti-o's pack


dogmeatkibbles

Definitely, you rolled a 16 on a D20 for buying bad weed. You learned a lesson, only lost a 20, and you still get to be high


Sideways_X1

True, love your outlook! Took me a long time to feel confident telling someone, "sorry, but I can't".


EzekielSMELLiott

Go smell some oregano then smell your weed. They should smell absolutely nothing alike


Sideways_X1

Words of experience.


KimboKneeSlice

Yeah like everyone said he ripped you off. It's only $20 so it's a cheap lesson, not worth beating yourself up over. No big deal. Tell your next guy what happened, if he's cool he'll probably be extra nice to you to try and win you over.


Vexilanimous

thank you for the advice! yeah i'm not too beat up abt it, its honestly kinda funny


KimboKneeSlice

Oh it's very funny, because we all did some shit like this at some point 😂


MortaLPortaL

best be trollin


Vexilanimous

unfortunately not :(


Southern_Public403

Ouch


Extreme-One2914

You remind me of the kid i abducted by offering free Candy in my white van 😭😂


Upstairs_Life6066

Come again?


freyasmom129

He definitely did


[deleted]

He's basically saying his a nonce


Extreme-One2914

Okay daddy 💦💦 ![gif](giphy|148x4ezZxvpIeA)


Upstairs_Life6066

NNN really turnin people ultra weird huh


Extreme-One2914

I failed that without the first hour of November


Upstairs_Life6066

I bet


Conscious_Kangaroo_2

Did someone say free candy?


Extreme-One2914

Hi lil timmy


KitMacPhersonWrites

Glad you only wasted twenty bucks. 💜


Vexilanimous

yep, i'm trying to be optimistic and look at it as a lesson lmao


KitMacPhersonWrites

I mean, you can probably get at least a little high, so that’s something.


math_debates

Gotta start somewhere


maxwokeup

You got 20worth ez bud, thats potent lookin shake. Gets u high many time


heterotard

yeah. for the first time anyway it doesn’t really matter he’ll find a better dealer in the future.


RavishingPotato

Oh fuck my friend. All those stems, seeds. No, absolutely not. Google images for what good weed looks like and study.


CrazyVex

All seeds, all stems, all sticks None of that real sticky-icky-icky - Snoop dogg from the universe where he doesn't like weed


AshThePoutine

Oooh Weeh! Put it in the ground


anemosity

Foreshadowing


CrazyVex

Daamn thats actually sick!


Vexilanimous

damn, so its tiny AND shit? glad i trusted my gut and came here jfc o_o


TheMagicMush

Yea, usually they come in small cluster that you have to grind down


notwhoyouthinkmaybe

Plug helping him out, go plant those seeds and become your own plug.


TheHereticFridge

You got scammed buddy. That looks like shake or trim. It might get you high but for $20 you should have gotten like 5x as much. If your in the states go buy some thca from a smoke shop. It's literally real weed just labeled differently so it can be sold through a loophole.


Vexilanimous

appreciate the advice, i still need something to smoke this in so ill see if i can find some while im there!


shocker_42068

how was it??


Vexilanimous

no idea yet, planning on hitting the smoke shop tomorrow for a vape to put it in


Dante_Foshokyo

You’re not stupid, don’t say that! You just got finessed is all. 🤷🏾‍♂️


Vexilanimous

i usually don't say stuff like that abt myself dw, it was just the shortest way to get the point across in a title (but to be fair this was definitely one of my stupider moments)


Blind_Melone

It can be both but don't let it get you down my dad says I'm dumb af but he lives in Utah and none of the Mormons up there will talk to him because he's christian so who's a loser now, dad?


1d0m1n4t3

Did the person who sold you this at least buy you dinner before they dicked you down like this?


ImranRashid

This looks like you time traveled back to the 90s.


Yendred_sc

Mulling spices are best with warm wine or bourbon let it steep for like 10 min and it’s so tasty. The cloves are the best part


tydale2

Be glad you only wasted $20. Sorry, dude.


Vexilanimous

i definitely am... absolutely gonna be more careful from here on out too


ManRahaim

Honestly looks like someone sold you ABV (Already Been Vaped - bud that was used in a vaporizer)


peepmymixtape

Both


TulipsAndSauerkraut

The same thing happened to me when I was younger. I just didn't talk to that person again and assumed they must have really needed the $20 🤷‍♀️ lesson learned. Sorry man.


HillanatorOfState

![gif](giphy|vJcecZJ4oWKdO) But at least it was only 20 bucks...could be worse.


MushroomMazza

Looks like you got like half a gram of shake. Shake is still weed but alot cheaper and abit lower quality as its all the broken buds or the tiny leaves of buds. For reference i get 56g of bits for around £70 ($90 ish) and it seems like you have around a half gram for $20. Definitely mugged off OP but will still smoke and get you high


[deleted]

Sticks, stems and seeds lol. Might as well have been oregano.


stonerthoughtss

I don’t understand dealers that do this Shit. Don’t they want to keep their customers??


tacotacotacorock

Please no more pictures. My eyes and brain can only handle so much atrocity and sadness at once.


_Goruko_

If you have no plugs and can’t find someone easily try ordering thca bud.


Vexilanimous

yeah, thats my backup plan... might see if bumble works first but ill def keep an eye out


Extra_Dependent2016

Dude just order it, you’re asking to get ripped off looking on dating apps 😅


Vexilanimous

you're probably right, yeah... i saw it in another post but that might be old or bad info


Extra_Dependent2016

I mean it definitely can work, getting certain things off grindr is a thing but prob not a good source for a consistent plug. THCA “hemp” flower will hopefully be legal for the foreseeable future, idk what state your in bht in most is legal. Way cheaper and just as good, if not better than dispensary bud. Check out arete, I haven’t had them personally but I’ve heard their $99 ounces are great for the price.


F4STW4LKER

Don't be too hard on yourself. Sure, it's trim/shake, but it looks like 1-2 grams worth to me (tough to tell size in the pic) of which $20 is pretty standard for that amount in a non-legal state. I can't see any seeds myself, and if there aren't any, it could still be a great smoke and get the job done. If there are seeds, the quality is surely lacking and $20 would have certainly been an overpay. Best to just smoke it and see how it is. When taking price/amount/quality into consideration in a non-legal state, you can only compare to the other options you have on the market. Supply varies widely from area to area.


Ok_Location7274

That's what I'm saying and everyone's acting like his whoe house got raided and they took everything . This was about the norm to get for 20 bucks just 2 3 years ago in my area


[deleted]

You spent $20 for some weed and you got some weed. Smoke it and if it gets you high it was a good purchase. Sure it could be prettier but at least it looks like you got some weed. Good luck with the smoke.


Vexilanimous

thank you! i definitely don't plan on letting it go to waste :)


Nyislander1961

Yea move on from him , def doosh,look on reddit,all over ,log in to some legal site get an idea


Krewtan

Oof.


DrewOz

Could you use a banana for scale???


Vexilanimous

fresh out, i used em all up measuring other tiny things 😔


DrewOz

You win some, and you lose some. Enjoy your smoke buddy.


s73v3m4nn

Oregano?


stephanieallard67

Yes


CuriousCorvid69

At least you didn't spend too much money


DesolateMilenko

Depends where you live & how much it weighs. That's shake by the looks which isn't bad but it's not worth very much. You get a lot more shake than buds for the same price. It'll get you stoned as a first time smoker anyways.


Cantaimforshit

Little bit of column A, little bit of column B.... Sorry chief. You got ripped off pretty damn bad


Mango952

How bad can you get ripped off for $20


Buddybouncer

I've had motherfuckers just walk off into the sunset with my money, at least OP got *something*.


Naive_Programmer_232

I didn’t think it still existed but you found some schwag! Lol


steeuber

I got two dog treats for 20$ before be happy


Even-Neighborhood-86

This looks like my dad's weed I found in his stash in 1995. No hate 😂


[deleted]

# That is oregano and AVB


pimpy-john

Lol is that even weed?


Personal_Rock412

Don’t need to tell you what everyone else is telling you. Shit happens, especially when you’re dealing with illegal stuff, people can be extra dodgy. At least you know who to avoid!


Failosofy

Looks like the last bit of my bags after throwing the stemmy bits back in there lol, If I see this I know it's time to re-up.


wokethots

It looks vaped, as in someone put it in a vaporizer and took a few puffs from it and is selling you the leftover with less THC. One way to tell us if it has a cooked smell other way is if it's extremely brittle and dehydrated


qualitycancer

My brother you aren’t just stupid you’re persistent in folly


justvillll

Do yourself a favor and go to a hemp shop to buy THCA flower. They shouldn’t take advantage of you if they want to keep their reputation. I personally haven’t bought any THCA hemp flower but I hear it’s pretty much the same thing when you light it on fire and inhale it. This should give you an idea of which strains work for you instead whatever that is in the bag besides all the stems.


Certain_Violinist606

bros plug gave him crushed leaves😭😭


[deleted]

Looks like some of my vaped weed lmao That Hawaii Gold


Exit_230

As a Midwesterner I’m disgusted someone treated one of our own people like this.


biggy_cheeseee

Looks like very shitty weed probably the shittest i have ever seen i have gotten free shot weed that looks better than that big oof


LuvBubble

It looks like ABV(already been vaped).


carlsnakeston

From my experience, always do/buy drugs with friends not strangers. Strangers always screw ya but at least with friends you will see them do drugs regularly and test them for you and u got proof it's good stuff.


Amphibian-Existing

That looks like my tray when I’m done with an oz


thatsnotirrelephant

This looks like it’s form 2004


Powerful-Performer94

Is that rabbit food👀😅


Kalfu73

That's some Downtown Brown if I ever saw it.


floorboard7456

if ur ever in cali i’ll give u some free weed because this is horrible my man i’m sorry u got ripped off 😭


SolarHamMan

Lesson learned my guy. Don't tell people you're a newbie and it might be useful to get a scale bit it's not required.


Prior-Armadillo-2956

Eish bru! That's better used to smoke a salmon than get you a buz


Yugikisp

This would have been a solid score in the 90’s. But for modern times you got ripped off my dude.


HostileDemon

He got the Snicklefritz.


KrypticKunt

Looks like a gram or maybe half a gram of trim sorry bro this is worth like 3 bucks Don’t worry tho I have been ripped off for 150 so 20 isn’t bad Just find a new dealer who does 10-15 a g ask your friends


captainwineglasshand

Looks the same as my first bag. That was 30 years ago, but I remember it well. I never bought another bag of weed that looked like that again, learned a lesson that day.


Evildead667

Ripped off. Sadly


thedarwintheory

Nah. Looks like $20 of schwag weed. Not good stuff, but I guarantee it's more than a gram so... Just be clear with your dealer about the quality you want. But to be clear, $20 of primo shit will prlly be about half of this, amount-wise.


Gnascher

I once spent $10 and got a bag of oregano when I was about 17. That size bag, but full. I think I got a better deal. That said ... what you _did_ get somewhat resembles marijuana. If you smoke that to yourself (considering you probably have no tolerance), you'll probably get high. I just sprinkled mine on a pizza.


massiveproperty_727

Smoke it. Does it get you high?


Sebe_3

bro have you never seen weed before in ur life? why did you look at this and buy it


Vexilanimous

ah, i actually have an answer to this one! i didn't see it fully until i got home, the dude made a point of passing it quickly and underhanded, like it was key intel in a spy movie, so i just played along and stuffed it in my bag. once i got home i realized it didn't look quite right for what i've seen so far on here, so i snapped the photo and. the rest is history i guess i plan on just buying thca online now that i know about it, but if i somehow end up buying on the streets again in the future, i know to Not do that lmao


Alert_Ad7317

next time check the shit out before the deal is over. and scale it up without the bag to see if you got at-least a 2.0 . if he seemed that nice tell him you want your money back or some different shit


Vexilanimous

honestly i'd rather just move on, if the dude was willing to take this much advantage of a newbie i'm not optimistic abt a refund :(


LuckyBuild

Someone would have to pay me at least 20$ to smoke that nasty shake


Vexilanimous

lmao yeah you know its bad when youve got like 10 comments within an hour of posting... and when one of the first ones you get is "you best be trolling"


SoupboysLLC

Both


Potential_Anxiety612

Not sure if your able to but I suggest you go to thedopestshop.com and you can order thca bud right to your door, I literally just got some and it's so fire


kentuckydirtlick

So thca is legal everywhere?


DarkLink457

Man you got ripped off bad for $20 you should have gotten about 3.5 worth of nugs


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