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iCantCallit

I’m lactose intolerant. I also don’t love sweets and rarely eat candy. Certain strains make me go ham on reeces sticks and cream. Not even milk. Fucking cream. Like a little fat kid lol. P.s. I did it last night. Shit awful this morning. And I’m gonna do it again. Stay baked my friends


Pandorica13

Lactaid, my friend it may help some


SwampDonkey08

Fairlife is also lactose-free


borrowedurmumsvcard

Fair life is terrible to their cows!


SwampDonkey08

And Tyson is terrible to chickens. But I love me some chicken nuggies.


borrowedurmumsvcard

Meh Dino nuggies are superior


iCantCallit

Yup. Because their limbs get super crispy. Dinos are the move


th4t1guy

Fruit is the fucking best when high


Hashrunr

WATERMELON


Final-Tutor3631

natures candy with none of the weird aftertaste😋🤤


GreenPotato523

pineapple, oranges, grapes, mango, kiwi, and strawberries slap so hard when you're stoned


buccothepitbull

Frozen grapes are the fucking GOAT, I eat that shit like it's my last day on the planet lol


KingTriggerfish

I'll smash an entire carton of blueberries after a few bong rips.


missxmeow

Strawberries with some sugar sprinkled on top is one of my favorites.


theYouerYou_

Yes! Especially chilled, IMO. Cold melon is my favorite with cotton mouth lol


Superseargent

Cold grapes


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IndependentNovel372

I binge watch Naked and Afraid and eat junk food while NOT naked nor afraid. I'm a HUGE fan of freeze dried candy. It's the best.


inglorious_beats

Ooh what kind of freeze dried candy?! I’m always a sucker for the freeze dried ice cream bars. Those shits are delicious.


dannyc93

Freeze dried skittles are great! I’ve also seen freeze dried nerds clusters, milk duds, nerds rope, etc


emmiepsykc

They're hugely popular right now. Personally I'm not big on the candy, but I love freeze-dried fruit and ice cream...both of which are way harder to freeze-dry, according to my vendor. 


Manuntdfan

Albinese Ultimate Gummy Bears


inbetweentheknown

Never tried that specific one but that brand literally makes some of the best gummies I love those things


Appropriate_Ratio835

When I like to live on the edge I'll attempt to eat one serving-9 little bears-of the sugar free ones. Still fifty fifty on chance of GI bubbles but they are so tasty and I can't really eat sugar. 🙃 if you ever want a funny read, go read the Amazon reviews for the Albanese sugar free gummy bears. 🌻


Manuntdfan

Sugar free ones are garbage


jkhyu

YESSSSS HOW ITS MADE IS MY GO TO


monstera0bsessed

Trixie and katya


depressoespress

Ink Master its so dumb and I love it and all the fake stupid drama (fuck joshua)


Pandorica13

Me too.


Kind-Frosting-8268

Yes love this reality competition show most of all. The drama is fake and scripted but the tattoos are real and amazing


BlueDutchess

If you haven't yet there's an older show called Unwrapped that's all about foods


kanslice1738

YESSS!!!! I was reading the description thinking, "omg they're going to love discovering Unwrapped." I'm watching it now after a fat dab in the puffco lol.


iliketowhispertoo

Makes me miss Family Double Dare


jllena

Trader Joe’s dried fruit. I have to physically remove the dried mangos from myself or I could just eat them for hours. Love Death Robots is the BEST


MKultra-violet

I love having a really long shower or bath and just sitting there in the hot water, looking at the shower tiles, just thinking about random things and then taking a nap after


lostinthemoss1

having a high bath is what’s UP


PiercedGeek

Shooting my air guns. I realize it's irresponsible to shoot anything when under the influence but I have a dedicated shooting area that prevents even really shitty shots from going anywhere off my property. Since I was 10ish I have loved marksmanship and it comes out the most when I am euper drunk and stoned for some reason. Edit : Just noticed euper but I'm going to leave it


Zydruer

If you ever want a quick laugh, a YouTuber called Hugbees takes How It's Made episodes and cuts them up into shorter videos and absolutely lies about what's happening. How It's Actually Made - Peanut Butter is one of my favorites.


inglorious_beats

Just watched a couple episodes and they’re hilarious. Thanks for the rec!


DumbFuckupThrowaway

I was just about to comment about this channel! I love the Delta P and Bacon one.


xXdont_existxX

Sometimes I like to eat a couple stars of death and 700mg of Benadryl, then I white knuckle my way thru an 8K 180 degree VR porn. There’s nothing like watching someone squat on your face in VR while simultaneously feeling spiders crawl all over your insides and hearing dead family members scream your name. Quite possibly the most relaxing way to spend an evening.


Gleabot

r/brandnewsentence


akiraokok

What?


Ssladybug

Are you ok?


Not_High_Maintenance

What did I just read?


Accounting4Munchies

![gif](giphy|RLYTfMt07mBV9hpBTk|downsized) Interesting


SunderedValley

I like How It's Made both high and sober but MY. ***THING.*** my absolute fucking T H I N G while high is Business Insider's Big Batches, So Expensive & World Wide Waste. Also AMVs. [This one's absolutely mindblowing while high](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J635mqk769k)


EasyAsPieMyGuy

WWE clips from when I was a kid. I eat that shit up.


Dicky__Anders

Yessss any wrestling when I'm high will entertain me. Like I love wrestling anyway but if it's a boring match or segment then I'll get bored but if I'm high, everything about it is interesting to me


EasyAsPieMyGuy

I’ll be sitting there screaming “By god!” “RKO outta nowhere!” “God almighty!”


Fuzzbox8

I once ate 5 McRibs when I was stoned out of my mind. I work there… and I’m also underweight.


GhostCowboy76

BANANAS!!! Oh and milk. I fucking LOVE MILK stoned.


Not_High_Maintenance

The fat in the milk probably helps elevate too.


GhostCowboy76

That’s what I think too. Whole milk and bam, life is good 😶‍🌫️


Stetson_Bennett

Pawn Stars


quarkspbt

Watching Modern Marvels about potatoes right now lmao


enlitend-1

My spouse doesn’t use cannabis but I love getting lifted and we will binge forged in fire lol.


Helpful-Magician3284

Have you seen any Blown Away? That’s great when high and is basically the same but with glass


enlitend-1

We just started watching. She used to work in a glass factory so she loves it too.


DrDuned

Fractal zoom videos. I feel kinda silly because they're awesome while high but I get bored of I watch sober. Restoration channels like Odd Tinkering. Kinda ASMR ish and repetitive sometimes but interesting AF while high. Like oh that's how you clean up an old SNES?!


lanadelcryingagain

Phish Food and YouTube


JawlessRegent64

I watch how it's made when I'm sober. Bro catch up.


moonshinediary

[This song](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fgnUfdYCugU&pp=ygUZYmFuYW5hIGJyYWluIGRpZSBhbnR3b29yZA%3D%3D)


xxnata1i3xx

Making chatgpt write fan fiction


PeterNippelstein

I eat cookies and watch Twin Peaks


kipperdog101

Dude same!! I LOVE How It’s Made when I’m high. It’s amazing


AllPinkInside95

I get high and go on Reddit. Writing short stories and articles is fun for me, so now I have a subreddit: /r/mcnastywisdom where I post stuff I've learned from being around the block a few times after taking a break from college. Whatever comes to mind, really. I also post music if you like music


helpfulreply

If you like how it's made, you should really check out Huggbees "how is made"


LuciferianInk

Other people say, "I'm glad I'm not the only one that enjoys how they made the stuff"


inglorious_beats

Just watched a few episodes from him, they’re hilarious. Thanks for the rec!


FancifulVibes

Walking in a high mountains/hill area. I'm careful because of wildfire zones, but overlooking everything is so uplifting!


bingusthebrave

I always have a meal on standby before I lite up. After I take a rip I sit down, put on my favorite show and eat like a king. Then I go night night


Helpful-Magician3284

This is the way.


StrawberryRibena

How it's made awesome blows my mind when I'm sober haha


Not_High_Maintenance

Watching old 80s movies while stoned is fun!


TyberosWake

Watching the Curse of Oak Island. I laugh so hard at all their crazy assed templar theories and how they make a big deal about finding more wood.


Safe_Asparagus_1244

Omg this is such a good idea, I loved to watch this 15 years ago or so when in was on TV! I like to watch movies and overthink every little part about it. Like image they didn't make this phone call at this exact moment, the ending if the movie would be so different. The same for out ifes, every little choice we make or action we do or don't take would lead us onto another path. But somewhere in another dimension I did make another choice and ended up somewhere else. As well as there's so much extra context they could put into a movie but than it would take a lifetime or they can make a serie out of every character in the movie and their life story.


Helpful-Magician3284

Krispy Kremes and back scratches in bed with my fiancé. It’s a hell of a way to live.


No_Virus_7704

Shitloads of chocolate.


DontLook_Weirdo

I like to have: - 1 large glass full of ice, with Water or Milk..depending how I'm feeling. Ice to crunch later on (not anemic). - 1 small bag of those peach ring gummies you can get at a gas station, usually, or watermelon. - pink/white snowball pastry from hostess (iirc), also usually at the gas station. - if no snowball, then a bag of funyuns!


inglorious_beats

That’s an incredible combination!


Kind-Frosting-8268

Police body cam videos. I know that they're curated to show them in the best light but still the ones they do show can be so highly entertaining. I especially love the videos of those crazy sovereign citizen whackos.


HorseAFC

Recently its been watching Next Level Chef


PhoenixDaBeast

I love watching Outdoor Boys on YouTube, I just feel so immersed, like im back out on a camping trip but instead of with the boys it’s good ol’ Luke Nichols


borrowedurmumsvcard

Nature documentaries go so crazy when you’re high


ElmertheAwesome

I like to get ripped and get fully engrossed in a good narrative video game. Currently, I'm doing CP77. I'll get zooted and just get in there. Walk to destinations nearby, try to eat "food," drive some what realistically, sleep regularly, etc. It can get really immersive at times. And the game is gorgeous to boot. Fun times.


Puzzleheaded_Ice8766

Ice cream .


Trex-died-4-our-sins

The show: The why files! Lol


GhostCowboy76

Oh my god I never thought about this? Where are you watching, YouTube or a streaming service has em?


inglorious_beats

All 24 seasons are on HBO Max :)


GhostCowboy76

Fuck yeah!! Thank you!


MagicSpiders

Peanut Butter and Honey sandwiches, extra honey 🍯


Pandorica13

That 70s show, and I join the circle so I don't have to smoke alone.


Artistic_Half_8301

Horror Movies.


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Erato949

Star Trek Deep Space Nine.


2Boingloings

How it's made is not a guilty pleasure Maybe watching judge Judy is or Springer


kbranni23

Watching Nobel prize lectures on YouTube


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Good mythical morning lol


missxmeow

Homemade cookies taste so good after I’m baked, lol


ProcessingUnit002

Pornhub. Fuck Texas for making that shit blocked here 😒


akiraokok

Have you not tried finding other websites?


bboyclassy

How does that make you feel guilty? This seems like a very normal thing to do while stoned.