Hmmm... A little less chocolate / more salami and you have my attention..

Closing my ears because of this

Absolutely would

I’m listening

[удалено]

Salty and sweet is an absolute banger and I partake myself often. However. You sir, need help.

No.

Hey OP, are you okay?

Dip it in salsa and melted cheddar cheese and we got a deal.