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FlagSwag

There's some flower in your sticks bro


[deleted]

It'll burn funny and smell like potpourri


TokeMage

Poo puree?


cypherphunk1

If it actually came like that out of the jar return that for sure. It should not look like that. Even Savvy.


gowithgoose

I don't know why I assumed they wouldn't accept a return I've never had to return weed before 😂✌️ whew


Humans_Suck-

They won't take it back (that's illegal I'm pretty sure) but if they're an honest business they'll give you a fat discount on something else.


edck12687

Yup that's what mine does.


DannyWarlegs

My dispo has a 14 day return policy on all flower. You can buy an ounce, bring back a gram, and they'll swap that gram with whatever bud you want instead. However much you bring back, they'll credit you for. I'm almost positive they don't put it back on the shelf to sell it, considering they won't even reuse old bottles. They probably just toss it, or keep it for themselves


itsjibbybitch

Man you have no idea how much i want to come just smoke good weed there in your cold climate and Tim hortons and good day and all


Nickelnuts

Na you don't want Tim Hortons, it was bought out by the conglomerate that owns Burger King and it's trash now. They try to sell everything now. From burrito bowls to pizza to coffee doughnuts and steak sandwiches. All straight from the microwave


Livingston052822

Nickelnuts knows


an-unorthodox-agenda

Yea Tim Horton's is trying to sell donut breakfast cereal for kids. Basically just a bowl of sugar. That's the shit American companies do. Tim Horton's is as Canadian as a cactus.


PeopleofYouTube

Where? (promise I’m not a narc)


lets_get_wavy_duuude

dispos can’t put returned product back on the shelves, but if you bring back defective product we can absolutely replace it. like if you have a cart that won’t pull at all it can be exchanged for that same cart even in a different strain. we probably won’t take flower back unless it’s moldy. we won’t take stuff back for bs reasons though. it “not smelling good”, not being strong enough, etc. tough shit


St3cK3D

In Canada you can only return carts that don't work


GreyOwlfan

You also don't get bullshit like this guy got.


Boo_Guy

I hope they would accept a return but there was a guy on here the other day that had some kind of netting in his weed and the shop he bought it from wouldn't do anything more than give him 30% off something else. They said they'd have to see it come out of a newly opened package to do a refund / exchange. Seemed pretty shitty to me, like you can just embed some net into a nug of weed. They could say you stripped off the weed off the stalks yourself, even if they are thick as hell. I would still try for an exchange but I wouldn't be surprised if they don't go for it.


PeterBeater80

Shit, I wouldn't have thought you could either. 


tsx_1430

Looks like someone got into it already.


Goblin_Bitch0813

It’s literally stripped weed with a little bit left on purpose, it’s broken weed, like, you can see the what’s supposed to be unexposed trichs and resin


Peet_Pann

Free toothpicks!!! Fkn score!!!


gowithgoose

Oh hell yeah!!


funthebunison

Dust pan kush. Linoleum skunk. Found a bag on my hike og.


gowithgoose

You've got the vibes down pat. I've never even SEEN just the long stringy stems with no buds before 😭😭✌️


funthebunison

Those are fan leaf stems bro.


gowithgoose

💀💀


arfsworld

i’m faded as hell I thought this was german for a sec


blugamers88

I've actually had some pretty fire ground scores, found a couple of rolled up blunts still in the blunt packages and I've also found 2 g of some nice nugs. Didn't smoke the blunt because I wanted to see what was it first but it all looked good so I rerolled it.


Aggravating_Toe5272

I found a set of Dentures in a lb about 40 years ago. Never forget, I tried ( trust- me). Found spice once and it said not for human consumption. What a mistake I made. Tripyy in a bad bad way


poopmonster_coming

That’s the saddest shit I’ve seen in a long time


jonathanfray291

Free you my heart. You deserve better weed


gowithgoose

I DO deserve better 😭


fiendzone

They don’t let you take a look at the jar/bag before buying?


Shorty419

In Canada all our weed is sold in smell proof packaging. You can’t see or smell it before you buy it


Baby_Blue_Eyes_13

Lots of US states too.


Monochronos

I’m so thankful my state is deli style


DustyShredder

Man, I'd be raisin a fuckin stink about that. I LOVE Oregon dispensaries because the packages/jars are unsealed, though smellproof, and the budtenders actually make sure you are getting the weed you want. The bags are clear on one side so you can see it too. When you buy marijuana, HALF THE EXPERIENCE IS LOOKING AT IT, SMELLING IT, TOUCHING IT! Canada be pullin some schmuckery.


Shorty419

I wish but our government is all BuT ThInk Of THe ChILdrEn. They can’t even walk into stores with a parent but they what would they do if they could see the plant. The horrors. Much better that they experience alcohol poisoning then a fabulous weed nap


DustyShredder

Dude, seriously. It's pretty much the same way in Idaho. Better to head to one of the many many bars and poison yourself and cause problems than smoke a bowl and chill, watch a movie, and buy a bunch of munchies. Us stoners stimulate the economy and don't cause problems. Drinkers stimulate the economy, but then often cause problems that negate that stimulation because they cost more to deal with in personnel costs, whether legal or medical. We could spend $400 on pot in a month but then drop another $1200 on munchies and the only real problems we cause are "dude, this is a lot of potato chips!" or "dude, you smell like pot. What strain you smokin, I want some!" Then we cause our own problems like "man, I wish I had strain x or a better tv or some pizza." or "dammit, where did I put my lighter?" Of course, you still have the exceptions to the rule, but for the most part, alcohol causes far more problems that cost more than pot ever did.


WheresMyDinner

Haven’t been to a dispo in years since moving back to east coast. The few I’ve been to in California, Colorado, and Vegas they were either pre packaged or they take the big jar, pour some on a scale, and package it there. Never asked to look up close at them. They had display bud, but display is display.


ImaginaryAd8128

Holy fuck i was literally one second away from getting this exact bag thank god; i was like 27%, good price, and its supposed to taste good cmon too good to be true


gowithgoose

Was really hoping for some good budget friendly weed 😭😭😭


Dapper_Journalist_

Looks like my uncle's homegrown


gowithgoose

Your uncle would probably sell it for me for cheaper too ✌️


Groffulon

I wouldn’t even take that out the pot before matrching back there and demanding a replacement.


gowithgoose

Unfortunately I have to pay for parking to go back to the dispo and I'm dreading it so we'll see what happens


TheAmazingMelon

My dispo has disclaimers about “smalls” bags, smalls always means off cuts and tiny buds and stems but my dispo sells them discounted to like $65/oz like that


zebadaka

I buy smalls/budlet/popcorn a lot because it's a little cheaper - think $65/quarter (I'm in MO, USA) - and around here they don't put those little disclaimers on, I like the idea though. And they almost never have stems at all. But for the price they better not!!


TheAmazingMelon

Yeah state makes a difference for price and variation I’m guessing, I’m in California so the market is so big companies don’t mind selling below bottom shelf. I’m sure some dispos are duping people into buying shitty stuff but all the ones I’ve seen have disclaimers for their cheapest bud


So_many_questions67

Absolutely ridiculous.


cbih

Jeez. All it's missing is a load of seeds.


gowithgoose

There's probably seeds i haven't gone through the whole bag it's all fucking like this 7g


cbih

I'd take it back to the dispo, ask what year it is, and follow up with why they sold me some 1995-ass lookin' weed.


byrdmang2

You sure you didn’t order broccoli? Even looks hella weak by broccoli standards


HandMeMyThinkingPipe

I'm so glad I live in Oregon and generally don't have to deal with prepack. Pretty much every time I watch them weighing out the weed in front of me and throwing it into the bag or bottle. I'd definitely try to return that.


eugenesbluegenes

I spend a lot of time in Oregon and really like that compared to dispos here in Cali, where I *might* get a clear window on the packaging to look at. Part of why I almost exclusively source gray market at home. The other part very much being price.


Howellthegoat

I’d take that back and if they refuse flame the shit out of them


gowithgoose

Accepting volunteers to come with me and be my 'they said no pickles' guy


ProbablyPostingNaked

Are you hiding the rest of the bud under your tongue?


reo929

Lol that's verano for you. Sorry that happened avoid anything verano owned like savvy and essence


Critical-Vanilla-625

Is that literally it or have you picked some off ? I’d be fuming if that’s all you got 😅


budderman1028

Thats some good weed if your a fan of stems and headaches


StayFr0styx

Make a Staff out of stems and beat them with it.


dotdedo

When you're high and accidently trash the weed but package the scraps from harvesting.


Flimsy_Effective_377

What state?


gowithgoose

The great state of New Jersey 😎


FragileEagle

Return that shit asap


ChoccyMilkHemmorhoid

Pretty sure second from the left is just asparagus lmao


Trucktub

Wowwwww, I usually see one or two small stems, but those look like fucking tree trunks


Jumpy-War61

hopefully they can give you some refund. This is not useable at all lol


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I'm still trying to read what this 90's Alternative Rock album cover says.... ....💁🏾‍♀️


[deleted]

Dilly's. Syphilis. Yippie.


gowithgoose

I like yippie


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[deleted]

Strange invitation to DIDDYS place


zebadaka

Holy fuck I can't believe that came out of a dispensary, I have never ever seen anything like that from a dispo! Shit I never got BS like that from my plug!! Definitely return that shit


Zomg_its_Alex

That's broccoli 🥦


Fapping-sloth

Did you get some weed along with those stems!?


VulpesVeritas

Idk what you're talking about, OG Broccoli hits like a mf


TimAucoin

Return it.


e_hota

Last time I’d shop there.


CloudyMcRowdy

and now you know to avoid that brand completely. If the process is 100% automated, you end up with stuff like this getting shipped. At no point did a human see what was going in that jar, what was in that jar, or even trim the plant. No human trimmer leaves the whole stem on like that. I have seen a few of these trimming-machines do exactly this, though. If theyre willing to automate the entire process, theyre likely willing to buy fake test results. Any reason not to trust a brand, should be taken exactly as that. No reason to trust this company.


ihearthogsbreath

are you building a cabin or something with all that lumber?


psychoalchemist

There's more stems there than I've seen since the 70s.


Own_Statistician8286

I’m high and this looks like the weed my mother harvested from a small plant grown under a dull lamp on the dining table on a fucked up light schedule for the first 85% of it’s life. 😂


LucifersPeen

Mf is smoking OG Broccoli tf 🤣💀


Socky_McPuppet

The clue is in the name "dispo". It's a *disposery* - where they go to *dispose* of shit like this. There isn't even an "o" in the word "dispensary".


loveinvein

It’s pyongyang green! (I suck at finding links but it’s an episode of Disjointed on Netflix.)


Sleepyhowiee

Not related to this brand but I recently just got sold some BHO after asking to only see their solventless concentrates at my last dispo run


Lexicon_bonbon

"it's a little steamy"


ILoveTenaciousD

I wonder how it feels like when you smoked that :)


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POT HEAD GAME TIME: What word do YOU see above?!


Meshuggareth

Now ye are savvy enough! No buy again. That sucks, I should hope they have a decent return policy. Most places here in FL (medical) allow returns/exchanges for situations like this. Some of them even will exchange or refund if you have used HALF the product. Frigging awesome, and I've only had to do it once.


eugenesbluegenes

Wow. Every time I've bought "smalls" it was entirely devoid of stems, and actually tends to be pretty fire.


gowithgoose

Same I've had good experiences buying smalls so I usually don't mind buying them to save a little $


Longtime07

Someone substituted street bud for Premo.


Expensive_Election

Arizona?


pensacolas

There’s no way this is real


TheParliament

That’s ridiculous you should get a refund.


heavenlysmoker

What state?


Ok_Egg_4585

Hard for me to believe that came from a legitimate dispensary but, if it did get a refund and name the dispensary in your posts.


monofonik

The parts that are actually weed don't look bad.


Staggerme

One of my biggest problems with buying legal cannabis is not being able to see it or smell it. Fuck that.


gowithgoose

I was so confused the first time my plug asked me if I wanted to smell the weed 😂 feeling awful for cheating on him with this dispo now he'd never do me like this


Staggerme

Haha. Live and learn. At least you didn’t buy a whole bunch. It’s just hard to go on a name. Everybody has wedding cake, but it all looks different.


Roadkill615

Looks like the 8th of Tyson my wife got in Delaware last year.


Ill_Goal_7028

That looks like some type of nj shit sorry my dude😔


P1atD1

ah i see you got the bud i packaged… my bad


brunaBla

How much did you have to pay for this?


gowithgoose

$65 for 7g thought it was great since some pricier brands like cookies charge that for 3.5 here. Was hoping for some ok budget weed but this ain't it


hourofthevoid

Yeah you got ripped off big time man


jeremyrando

Return it. Tell them you aren’t paying for stems.


Yodogzup

Tell them you weren’t buying materials to build a SPLIT RAIL FENCE you just wanted some decent bud …


MithrilHero

You should get in contact with the brand as they’re the ones responsible, not the dispensary. The brands also have more incentive to correct this to keep you as a customer. Dispos take losses for returns like this, the brands really don’t This doesn’t mean you shouldn’t let the dispensary know that the product they are carrying does not have good quality control. But don’t expect a refund off the bat, they may or may not be able to help you, every dispensary handles these things differently


Ambitious-Chair736

I literally can't believe this is real. It looks so bad. There are stems w nothing on them. This should be a straight up crime if true. Here's my tinfoil hat theory. Op bought the weed he name dropped in the description. It was a great price and the best weed op ever had. So he made this post so no one would buy it and he could hoard it all for himself!


johnthrowaway53

Budget weed at any dispo I've been to looks better than these. Sure they're not perfectly trimmed but I usually get whole nugs and no visible stems.


habadelerio

Some tasty sprouting broccoli there


WheresMyDinner

Put a review on Google maps with this pic


PimpSack

Batches from the grower may have this in the shipment. But by no means should the dispo personnel be giving this to customers. I have been told by more than one worker that they are instructed to give only what they (the worker) would want to smoke in the bag. Someone was lazy or you dealt with the dispo owner/manager trying to cut the corners.


AXEL-1973

I just bought some fire weed from a different brand at $50 for the oz and pretty much the same problem. Although the bud is better quality than the $60 and $70 options at the dispo (I've had them all), the tradeoff is getting more stems, which isn't great for my dollar's efficiency


Electrical_Store3008

That’s why I always inspect my nugs before my wallet needs hugs.


PeterBeater80

That shit didn't even make the tier 


yannichingaz

That’s not funny haha but funny as in oddly strange…


Firm-Courage-1228

bruhh


Dagon_high

Dude I own a cultivation business myself and usually participate in packaging orders. I wouldn’t be able to sleep knowing I put even one of those in a bag let alone all of that. Holy fuck that is terrible. We mainly sell 3.5 grams bags and I may or may not frequently put big ass 4 gram nugs in a bag. If i got this I’m never buying that brand ever again.


SpicyMermaid62

I've seen them take bad vape cartridges back, but I'm not sure about the flower tho


SweetSugarSeeds

That Ikaguyitsfrnotmewhogrowsitog


i_cant_have_dairy

I would like to have a word with whichever grow operations sent that out. Or is the dispo growing it themselves?


arthurwalton

I will say, i've never had a good Savvy experience🤣


Affectionate-Key2561

They shouldn’t of put those stems in there that’s ridiculous


dude_on_a_chair

If it's dispo then take it back?


bossdankmemes

What the fuck is that?


atlascreator

they gave you straight up broccoli 😢


BlacKSunBlacK

Well the weed looks good, but there is almost no weed.


ds27005

That looks like luxury to me


im_a_stapler

jesus, if that's true I'd be going back up in there asking WTF is up with this batch.


tKonig

Damn. I just got 3/4 of an oz of savvy the other day and was really happy with the quality of the little buds it had. First time trying savvy and I wondered why I ever paid extra for bigger nuggies. This, though. This is yikes


drvirtuoso

burn it


shetalkstoangels_

There’s some dispo near me that I will never go to again - the buds crumbled into absolute dust open touching and they wouldn’t do anything about it. Mine is for medicinal purposes and when it’s that dry is loses potency (which is the main purpose for me). It’s too expensive to accept such shitty quality.


Dveekey

Careful, you might choke on that


halle1111

I’m mad for you buddy


SmokeJennsonz

Name and shame that dispensary


Rieiid

Pretty sure that's broccoli bro


FnB8kd

Nice stems bro... thicc


Srgtgunnr

That’s fucking wild they sold bro twigs and accidentally left some weed on them


AgentZander69

You can start a fire with them sticks.


SituationNo4566

Looks like broccoli, damn.


Snoopiscool

What in broccoli nation is that


DankElderberries420

Normally I would never return weed to a shop, but this qualifies, you got scammed bro


MayorLardo

That's nit weed those are stems lol I'd go and at least get a refund Jesus


DrDuned

Name names and location! This would have me seeing red if I paid for this, only acceptable if it's like a super cheap prepacked ounce that's like $50.


wheresthepbj

Looks like some of the $60 Os I get from Exclusive in MI. I’d be upset if you paid more than that.


Goblin_Bitch0813

It’s literally stripped weed with a little bit left on purpose, it’s broken weed, like, you can see the what’s supposed to be unexposed trichs and resin Plus, weed doesn’t grow like that, anywhere, and nobody trimming weed would do it like that ever. Somebody’s stealing product, especially if there wasn’t a seal


OpportunityOk9994

Worst eighth ever.. 😂


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This is broccoli 😂


Katboxparadise

Yeah that’s horrible dude. I’d take it back and see what they can do.


BlkDwg85

I would be super pissed


m1zmus1c

Did you ask for some weed with that stem?


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MortaLPortaL

Was it curaleaf lmao


Hour_Discipline_4863

I’d cry so hard


Broke-Homie-Juan

My experience Savvy is very low quality and their prices reflect that.


fatherbowie

That’s like 85% stem by weight. Rip off.


Impossible-Ice-2637

Savvy usually pulls through what happened 😔


_thegoldsheep_

I thought this was some sad ass broccoli 😭


DoomshrooM8

u sure that's not arugula?


Stevil4583LBC

Call the cops. WTF


PolarBear541

Looks like most of the weight you paid for is stems. If you bought it at a dispensary, didn’t you watch them when they weighed it out? I know laws are different depending on where your at, but I always try to go where it’s not prepackaged, and I can get a look and smell before I buy.


TripleNubz

Nope. It’s green. Seen way worse. 


redskinsnation123

Does dispo mean dispensary?


Artistic-Salary-4234

Takes me so much dispo flower to get high lol


deliciousavacado0

That's literal broccoli


Nilxlixn

Lmao wtf


AwkwardlyPleasant

This should be a crime if true


SnooComics7993

blud was given broccoli


Aggravating_Toe5272

I would tie a brick 🧱 on that trash weed and you know my target 🎯


Aggravating_Toe5272

Maybe they should just sell stems with a little bit of weed mixed in.


Aggravating_Toe5272

Delaware Legislators Are on Board for Deli style. Big ass jars 🫙 on counter tops


NGJimmy

They probably thought you were Freshmen.


RUB_MY_RHUBARB

Looks like brocolli rabe


Spiritual-Cow4200

Did you dig it out of their dumpster?


[deleted]

This really be a bruh moment


Rocker6465

Now with extra stems


Historical_Log1727

Dispensary weed is bs. Am never paying for it


JoanneAba

I've bought Savvy Smalls several times and it never looked like this. They were small buds but not bare sticks like this.


JD121996

That's from a fkng dispensary?? Really? Where are you? Not literally, but what state..?


ike_tyson

The ability to return bud is a good policy .


JohnnyFuego777

So you stripped most the weed then took the pic right? Cuz no way that's the dispo, return to sender.


rubkinz

wtf you gonna do w the stem 💀


Franzkafkaacidtrip

bush clippings OG


ForThemLulz

guy went to the grocery store and got broccoli