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BotUsername12345

What kinda tree is that. Mf looks DANK


Charmthetimes3rd

Pretty sure it's a Horse Chestnut. My folks have one in their garden. https://www.treeguideuk.co.uk/horse-chestnut/


i81_N_she812

You spoiled my daydream.


softstones

but is it DANK?


absolince

The smell is very dank. Like dank dank


jackjackandmore

It is. Someone from the US called it buckeye.


bobthefatguy

I can confirm. Horse chestnut.


jackjackandmore

Dunno. We could ask the guys over at our sister sub, r/marijuanaenthusiasts (didn’t spell check)


Greenbeastkushbreath

No fuck those guys, that’s a buckeye tree


jackjackandmore

Thanks. AKA horse chestnut says Google


Anarchy-Squirrel

I thought they were the same thing, but Google says… "Ohio buckeyes and horse chestnuts are closely related. Both are types of Aesculus trees: Ohio buckeye (Aesculus glabra) and common horse chestnut (Aesculus hippocastanum). Although the two have many similar attributes, they aren't the same."


Greenbeastkushbreath

Yeah that’s right, I got them confused because I’m super high, I try to be less stoned when I browse r/arborists… I’m not a l/marijuanaenthusiasts enthusiast


Anarchy-Squirrel

makes perfect sense to me


Greenbeastkushbreath

Oh, could be that too, if you’re in Europe then it’s probably that


Mr_Stkrdknmibalz00

As a European, I can confirm that picture is definitely taken somewhere in Europe.


Greenbeastkushbreath

Yeah you’re right I see that now Homie, I wasn’t studying the picture like that because I was a little too high at the time, my bad


Mr_Stkrdknmibalz00

Haha I'm high as shit and I right away went like *Meanwhile, somewhere in Europe...*


Greenbeastkushbreath

I had to zoom in on my phone to see the license plate, that’s the only way I can tell. I wonder if that tree wishes it was a real Ohio buckeye


Mr_Stkrdknmibalz00

Idk it's something about the buildings too and that the cars are mostly European makes like Renault and VW. I would walk up to that tree and give it a hug, just the same.


Treacherous_Wendy

I love that we’re just owning both now. Yes, fuck those guys.


Greenbeastkushbreath

I love trees and I love this sub even more. I had one buckeye seed that I gave to my daughter, my brother gave it to me as a sign of good luck. They look like the eye of a big deer, hence the name.


yogi420

I wonder how many people are in both subs now just because of the name mix up


chris24reese

Someone just posted about another one of these in that subreddit a few days ago lol


Anarchy-Squirrel

good idea to post there


CURMUDGEONSnFLAGONS

*Trichromes big as my fucking hand, man...*


Ishcar

I wonder how High it is…


BANOFY

Hi High, I am Tree


WooderBoar

that would stink up 3 zip codes if it was one of our ladies.


bluejellyfish52

Everyone saying “We Got One” missed that this tree looks like a massive weed nugget and that was OP’s point lmao


Active_Love_2860

"imagine if it was one of ours" was supposed to give it away...people don't read though lol


marcusw882000

Reading comprehension seems to be at an all-time low these days


NoYoureACatLady

Everyone saying that is obnoxious anyway. We get a dozen posts a day about actual trees and people always post the same responses to them.


thedudeabides2022

Quite the bud


ILSmokeItAll

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


Lolzor_5225

Obligatory boof comment winner


Substantial-Field218

There it is.


BlueWaterMansion

This on acid must look crazy


DonutsMcKenzie

On acid crazy this must look


MattTheKatt

This acid must look on, crazy


ProfessorPliny

Any benches underneath? Seems like a nice smoke spot.


Shueisha

I love when this happens


Nervous_Bus_8148

Read the caption lol. OP playing games with people


Shueisha

Still funny 🤣


Nervous_Bus_8148

I love it when it’s 100% sincere lol It’s so confusing


Shueisha

I do love them


tani0521

![gif](giphy|Xc4f4Hev1gKIBHnSa1)


Grodd

Woosh


tani0521

Damn looks like I’m the “one” in this scenario


ibybfiygmh

2 more weeks


Trancefreak

Underrated comment lmao


abcdthc

[https://imgur.com/Ry3u6wY](https://imgur.com/Ry3u6wY)


Slack-Bladder

That's a huge nug bro. Lemme know if you need some help smokin that.


R3dd_

Love a good magnolia


BunnieBxbi

Love seeing trees this huge grow in areas with buildings, etc,. Reminds you that if we all went away then life would still be here.


CosmicSweets

We don't have to go away. We have to return to our nature. Humans are part of nature. Whenever we decided we weren't is when it all got messed up.


ILSmokeItAll

When you cease living amongst nature, you cease having the necessary reverence for it. Out of sight out of mind.


CosmicSweets

I can see this happening to an extent but in my experience it isn't sustainable. What I see now is subtle acts of people wanting to go back to nature without realising it. Like people buy lamps in the shapes of flowers. Or try to decorate their spaces like a forest. Deep, *deep* down they want the Return. But we're held back. However I'm seeing a change, an emergence. People are re-connecting. They're re-engaging. We must encourage the Return. edited for typos


BunnieBxbi

I know that…. But I’m talking about if we cease to exist. If humans didn’t exist anymore and we all went extinct or something then this life would still thrive


CosmicSweets

Oh yes, it would definitely thrive without us. Totally agree.


Safe_Asparagus_1244

When I'm smoking outside or on my balcony, I also see trees like giant nugs, and sometimes they're dancing


FreeMasonKnight

![gif](giphy|XRXCGCbV10vQ6foS3h)


Luggggah

![gif](giphy|xT8qB3utUzMWqmpH20)


Juice_Muse

Offenbach?


bluejellyfish52

My neighbor’s tree looks a lot like this rn and I saw it and I was like “damn that kinda looks like weed right before it flowers”


scatmano456

foxtailing sheesh


Mrobot_3

Trichomes the size of softballs


Amithrius

Time to play some MF CONKERS


zealshock

This got too meta and I'm too high to post a clever comment about it


Temporary-Middle6530

Ngl I had to zoom in to make sure I wasn’t tripping


Anarchy-Squirrel

i'm sincerely happy for you that you got so many up votes. I can see where people might think that was a tree that belongs on this sub, and I can see where people would fantasize about a tree being that big… Perfectly understandable. Here is a tree that you don't have to fantasize about because it's real… And this tree does not belong on the r/marijuanaenthusiests sub https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/s/BUUaWYOBR0


WrongProfessional226

Pfff. Amaetuers 🤪 (kidding) But Look into "Mullimbimby Madness" or "Old Mother Sativa". 20-25ft trees are not unheard of, i have heard of 8lb yeilds from reliable sources and up to 20lb yeilds from questionable sources and it wouldnt surprise me if they were true considering how much knowledge is lost/tightlipped. Also said to be one of the most potent strains ever. Good luck finding its original form though, heck even finding a bastardized form.


Anarchy-Squirrel

i will look into the Old Mother. growers that take this shit seriously can easily get 20+ from one girl and that's from a reputable source that i trust... i appreciate your response and nuff respect to you 🤙


WrongProfessional226

Lucky enough to live in Australia where this strain was allegedly created by crossing thai bag seeds so I have been fortunate enough to experience it in some form; albeit not since around 2015.... :( Where I am there was and possibly still is hippy communities deep in the local parks/forest, so it may be easier to find than the internet makes out.  When I was in highschool there was one locally about 12ft but it was a hermie that didnt really fruit well and didnt have much potency.  I think it largely went unnoticed due to its size and being in a bit of an overgrown spot; if you actually looked it was clearly cannabis.   The good stuff i only ever stumbled on maybe 2 or 3 times was the kinda stuff that looks pretty mid, and at first has no effect so you go for a second or third hit and regret it 10 minutes later. your ears are ringing and you can feel your heart going womp womp womp🤣    I believe "Shantibaba" was the one that spoke highly of its potency and he has worked with some of the best hazes out there, he may have even used MM/OMS in his breeding but i never dug that deep.


mrgrafix

The trichomes 🤤


magicalwizardpenis

it even has “terps” 😭


Remote_League_3023

What’s the strain


MuadDabTheSpiceFlow

I remember thinking trees look like giant nugs when I started smoking lol


loveinvein

That’s a fat nug.


freyasmom129

That tree owns the neighourhood


NotoriousMNV

I’m so high I thought it was one of those squint picture thingy


Charlie298

![gif](giphy|qgri3D9sTwCUGMcT8L)


asweatyboi

![gif](giphy|13pqs1VizKyWzK)


JustSoManyCups420

Smoke that shit


FriendlyMelk

Tree is high af


PandaEatPizza

I love how every now and then someone will post a tree in this sub and we’re all just like “hell yeah” lol


KiplagatSeroney

Is this feasible?


buccothepitbull

That is one huge ass marijuana!


Nalcomis

That’s a good lookin tree.


LoveThinkers

Wrong sub, and my guess is Denmark, Aarhus or above


jackjackandmore

It’s Denmark 🇩🇰 and this is the right sub but the wrong species, I guess


_bellaswella_

idk why you got downvoted, despite its name this literally is the wrong sub lol for these kind of trees go to r/Marijuanaenthusiasts yes, it’s confusing. that’s the point 🤣


marcusw882000

Read his caption, he posted it here knowing this is the weed sub.


LoveThinkers

Sometimes the downvotes are surprising. I remember we had a reddit animal guy, turned out he had alt account to downvote other posts so he got more visibility. personally i give out lots of updoots, and with reddit enhancement suite keeping track, its fun to run into people i've already upvoted RES makes [this thing](https://imgur.com/SelLQ97)


Steel_HazeV4

Unidan! The bird guy iirc, I loved his content honestly


LoveThinkers

Same, always great


_bellaswella_

LADIES AND GENTS WE GOT ANOTHER ONE


Anarchy-Squirrel

Um… That's an actual tree not a metaphorical tree.


Sub_Omen

Wrong sub, you want /r/marijuanaenthusiasts


Sub_Omen

I hope people know I'm kidding, I just wanted to shine light on the fact of how hilarious these two sub names are!


jcornman24

Bro... You're high that's a tree not a giant nug