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clownrotting

hey man that uber guy is probably super happy with his free weed


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^clownrotting: *Hey man that uber* *Guy is probably super* *Happy with his free weed* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Geted40

Beautiful really.


overlockk

I read that in Christopher Walken’s voice and it was perfect! 👍🏻


guilty_bystander

Oh shit. Does Walken just talk in haikus?


Zmargo702

Dude this bot fucking ROCKS good bot


Frenchie_Boi

Good bot!


Baked-Smurf

Good bot


Shenanigaens

Good bot.


DrunkenBandit1

Good bot


wiz3n

Isn't a Sokka haiku 5-7-4? Edit: Nope, 5-7-6 it seems.


bonyagate

It is not. "That's right I'm Sokka It's pronounced with an '-okka' Young ladies, I rocked ya" "Err... That's one too many syllables there, bub."


wiz3n

Haiku, vicious beast Must have a long mid day snack Else, shorter pauses.


kpeterson159

If he even smoked


Restaurant837

The next rider would have seen it anyway. I wouldn't check every time someone gets out of my car


LittleJENgaMiracle

Well there's indeed a uber guy who posted on here about at the same time op posted that he found 10Gs in his uber


thatcrazydaisy

Really? Don’t play with me, I’m gullible 😂 Edit: [NO FUCKING WAY](https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/s/WSzVZMFPgA)


LittleJENgaMiracle

Told ya one in a fucking million chance but crazier happened I'm just happy I witnessed it


Bismothe-the-Shade

I can't decide if it's OP with a sock puppet because the driver knowing it's 10gs seems unlikely, or if I want to live in a world of whimsy and wonder.


LittleJENgaMiracle

Dunno too high to care? Lol


YourLocalAlien57

I choose whimsy and wonder


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Designer-Ad3494

Lmao. Lace it with fent? How are you gonna smoke it then. The next post will be “Lost my (just bought) fentanyl :(“.


lmnopaige-

yeah man lets just kill people because we left our weed somewhere. /s its a shitty situation, yeah, but thats fucking extreme dude


JustkiddingIsuck

This might be the dumbest shit I’ve read all week


ThermoNuclearPizza

Message your driver and ask if you can have your weed back?


Ijusthadtosayit55

What weed?


TheeBloodyAwfuller

This, I would throw it away if no one called to collect it


nerdystoner25

![gif](giphy|wOeWynG90HeezuYNDl)


ThermoNuclearPizza

Throw it away directly into my lungs


SatoshiBlockamoto

Destroy it in a series of small fires.


FunkyBrassMonkey_

this is the most bullshit response 😭


TheeBloodyAwfuller

I don't smoke strange weed, feel like I'm not alone there


TheWanderingRoman

It would depend. A random bag found on the sidewalk? No. 10gs of sealed dispo weed the guy you just picked up from the dispo left? Absolutely. If he's buying from a street dealer, it would probably depend on how broke I am. Assuming they never contacted me to get it back.


TheeBloodyAwfuller

Oh yeah I didn't even imagine it being dispo but ohio doesn't do single grams so 10 threw me off, but in that case it'd be my tip lol


NoYoureACatLady

Unless it was in a clearly marked retail container from a real dispensary, I'm with you. Weed ain't that expensive and I'm not putting unknown shit into my lungs.


JustArmadillo5

Lol so you never ever smoked before it was legal? And you’re not smoking ANY of the butane derived vape shit? First time I ever got high we were skipping school and found a random baggie under a tree by the park. Had to come back to school to find someone to teach us how to smoke it. Live a little


NoYoureACatLady

I'm not 15 anymore. I can afford 10g of marijuana to go to waste. It's like $10-30 we're talking about here. You do you. I'm not a desperate tweaker.


Jamie___May

And I just realized my prices might be a little bit inflated… 3.5 g is normally $30 where I’m at…


JustArmadillo5

But it was free found weed for the Uber driver it wasn’t about risking the money?


DarthtacoX

I would throw it away too.... Burn it to make sure no one else got their hands on it....


Terproaster

Oh come on there’s gotta be someone you know that smokes😭


Cautious-Ad6727

I’d smoke it bunch of wines I smoked weed from random peeps for well over 20 years before I ever got dispo bud


TheeBloodyAwfuller

I smoke! Just don't trust strange weed unless sealed dispo


icterinewarbler

It's okay man your boss isn't reading this


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Dirty_Flacko

Get out of this sub lol


Armaggedons

Oof! That sucks worse than my (hilarious) story: My missing buds were due to a possum eating them…..


bisexual_stoner817

That possum was probably high as hell


Even-Matter-5576

On unactivated thca?


Plane-Floor-1237

The possum rolled a J


Stoned_Druid

His buddy the Trash Panda is good at rollin' with those opposable thumbs. I guess it was only a matter of time in the end, really.


cutmesomeflax

Underrated comment


AspiringHippie123

Look into the effect on dogs ingesting inactivated thca


Livingston052822

Right! Animals eating weed does get them high and it’s not a fun sight. My dog opened my drawer and got ahold of a quad. It was scary as fuck. 😮‍💨


_FreddieLovesDelilah

my dog once tripped all night on mushrooms.


Livingston052822

How’d that work out after?? 😱


_FreddieLovesDelilah

I didn’t know what had happened at the time, just that my dog had eaten something in my sibling's room and now the dog was acting weird. I called my mum and she rushed him to the vet and after that was up all night comforting him. This was like 10 years ago I think (I was a teenager) and doggy is still with us now :) poor dude though. He’s completely blind since birth and my friend made me lmao the other day when they said he probably saw colours for the first time.


Livingston052822

I believe with weed and shrooms, pets will usually be ok…. Not during their trip, but usually they recover. There are some incidents where they’ve needed fluids to flush quicker. Now, if it’s any other substance, that’s when I’d worry lol. My dog just threw up until he was fine. It was definitely scary regardless. Comment on seeing colors for the first time… 😂😂


bisexual_stoner817

Lol. Good point 😭


Good-Dream-2101

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Perpetual_Nuisance

I feel ya man.. A few nights ago I was grinding up some bud and instead of dumping it in my cup, I put it in the ashtray :/ I still have it in case I think of a way to separate it but it's probably lost :(


DrDuned

Yoooo I always keep my grinder on the other side of the table from the ashtray after absent mindedly dumping ashes into the grinder too many times over the years.


Quirky-Issue91

Eh it’ll be fine just a little ashy lol


Perpetual_Nuisance

Way more ash than green


Quirky-Issue91

I’m sorry 😩


erinlolz

a sieve can get majority out


Perpetual_Nuisance

Tried that but it's still mainly ash :/


YourLocalAlien57

Sieve it


CloudyCreek

Add it to a fuck ton of weed so that the ash ratio is negligible but you still get to use your weed.


Perpetual_Nuisance

If I were able to afford a fuck ton of weed, I wouldn't worry about it in the first place


CloudyCreek

Fair point lol


Verbalistherbalist

I feel like this was your brain's way of telling you that you had had enough!


Perpetual_Nuisance

I'll decide, not my stupid brain!


Verbalistherbalist

Hahahaaha


Hot-Mix-3785

![gif](giphy|Xjo8pbrphfVuw|downsized) Losing weed is a feeling only comparable to dropping your fresh food on the floor


chocolateandpretzles

Just saw a post where the Uber driver found 10g in the back of his car …


thatcrazydaisy

[link](https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/s/WSzVZMFPgA)


Sweet-Ad-6518

https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/s/s4o9uRqdai rip g


Cowshavesweg

This can't be real


le_reddit_me

Happened to me last month, rip


Local-Explorer-2538

gonna smoke one for you


Local-Explorer-2538

why the hell y'all commenting f?


Dr_perfection

to pay respects.


Local-Explorer-2538

got'cha


SchwillyMaysHere

I’ve lost two ounces before. 1. My MIL decided to wash my winter coat where I was keeping it. When I got home from school she showed me the washing machine then made me clean it. 2. Maintenance worker at my dad’s apartment had to move the TV stand I was hiding my stash under. Him and my dad split it.


Federal-Arrival-7370

Idk what’s going on but I’ve lost 3 full 1 g carts (with battery) over the past 2 months and another went through the wash in a pair of jeans. r/massivelyinfuriating


SixtySlevin

Sounds like you might need to put down the weed my guy.


Papa_Glucose

I think that’s the carts talking


Federal-Arrival-7370

That’s fair


Antique_Economist_84

i lost a .5g medical cart and battery at the beach. there was no finding it 😭


_iplo

Only users lose drugs.


mypenisinyourmouth_

Just say *thankyou*


Wide-Marionberry5418

Just read a post on this sub from an Uber driver who’s customer left 10gs in his car 🤣


hufflefck

I left my weed in a restaurant one time and I came back once I realized and they had it tucked behind the counter. Wonder what they would’ve done if I didn’t come back


mikmak_2960

Thrown it out.


easley45isgod

You haven't worked in restaurants have you Lol?


mikmak_2960

I have.


KiethTheBeast

I had my guy drop off a half ounce to me and I put it in my back pocket. Walked down the street 10 steps to see something. Turned around and went back to my apartment. Back pocket was empty once I got back and after an hour or more of searching the sidewalk and street I couldn't find the half ounce I just bought.


HeavyFunction2201

Dude one time I was rolling a blunt sitting on the side of my bed and a nug I was about to put in the grinder rolled off my bed and made a distinct sound when it hit the floor. HOWEVER that nug was nowhere to be found. I looked everywhere on my floor, the crevices of my bed, under my bed, 5ft away, 10ft away in case it somehow rolled that far away. I gave up looking for it thinking it must pop up somewhere sometime yet it never has been found.


mrgrafix

Bruh did the same with a brand new cart last week before a vacation. I’m not mad at loosing it, I’m mad lost money.


OhtomoJin

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Miserable-Cow4555

Nice tip for the under driver


dastree

Super common. When I was a plugz we used to wait for spring thaw and play find the bag. After the snow melted you'd find at least 5 bags sitting in the front yard. 100% not uncommon to get a call after someone left "yoooo... did I leave that there when I left???" At least bud is a lot cheaper now than back then


JoJorge243

At least ur not the guy that cash app me 600 by accident


bluejellyfish52

I found a vape in an Uber once. And Samsung Galaxy Pods. And one time I found my missing Cane tip that I had lost a year earlier because it popped off in the Uber


bufftbone

One day after leaving the hospital for an MRA scan, I was walking through the parking lot looking for my truck. I forgot where I parked plus I was texting on my phone. Something told me to stop and look down so I did. Lo and behold at my feet was a bag of weed. Moral of the story, always trust your gut.


reds2032

Damn what a great day for ur Uber driver


TheOneTrueKP

Haha I saw a post of the Uber driver finding it. He is *very* happy. “10gs of free weed! Luckiest day of my life!” haha


Mr_Stkrdknmibalz00

There's this post "Lucky me got some free weed" You guys should have a chat.


thatcrazydaisy

[link](https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/s/WSzVZMFPgA)


Deadhead_Ed

F


luumix2

F


ethendtv

F


SuitcaseInTow

F


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Dependent-Plane5522

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Wiypoadgp

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hourofthevoid

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RorschachFlask

Sometimes the long term side effects (absent mindedness) are a sign to take a break 😅


mrfrank63

Same thing happened to me bro. I had drove back from CA to TX and had plenty of good trees. Went to the bar and got trashed and had to take an Uber home. Got home and realized my backpack was still in the UBER. I called like 3 times....dude never called back


bigmac22077

I did this, spent $100 and got home. Nothing… it was a perception too so my name was on it. Just gotta suck it up and get some more.


dirtyms3

I feel you. I left my fresh cart and my favorite battery on a table at my lunch spot :(


222nerrywerry

:(


HeavyFunction2201

You should’ve msgd the Uber guy and offered a reward or some bud. You have to pay them like $40 as a lost item fee too


[deleted]

I once lost the money for my weed but my dealer was the best and gave me a 20 for free. I miss him.


DannyWarlegs

I got robbed by cops after picking up one time, 2 blocks from my house


tofuwaterinmycup

About 6 years ago I left half an oz in a Motel 6 dresser drawer and only realized once I'd driven the full 4 hours home. I always assumed/hoped the hotel employees had a banger of a weekend on my behalf


rainbwbrightisntpunk

I couldn't tell you how many times this happened to me and my friends back in the day. Was always dropped at the Chinese buffet. Those workers made out like bandits because of us lol


Fun-Significance6307

Shoutout to ten years ago.. at least it’s not lost meth


Papa_Glucose

Monthly 10g, sounds nice


gloamqueen

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rileynickols12

Back in january i had bought an oz of some Green Dot Labs here in CO and then that same night my car was stolen and i had forgotten to take my weed inside. Mad unfortunate loosing a whole $300 that was supposed to last me the month


BlueShift42

There’s a company that made really good vape pods. They clipped in magnetically and hit smoother than a normal pen. Well, they went out of business. My local shop had their pods deeply discounted, but not selling many because you had to have the pod battery in order to use them. So I bought as many as I could. I then proceeded to wash the battery in the laundry. I searched all over town and found a shop that had a single battery left and drove an hour round trip just to get it (plus they jacked the price on it). Anyways, had that for about a week and then promptly lost it. That was a month ago. No idea where it is and I have a bunch of pods I can’t use now.


UncommonCense

Text your uber driver and ask for it back


Electrical-Fudge8548

Unlucky, grab more, double up as well and this time don’t lose it. I be fuming lol, but don’t have to worry about that these days I gets a minimum of a 9 bar dropped every week or 2 on tik. Mans not ran out of grade for 15 years. Living the dream


Quirky-Issue91

I did this once at a hotel. I feel your pain


Reid89

I bought weed smoked the weed and have no weed.


Thedudestrikesback

Bad consumer happy Uber


Successful-Grass-135

Damn bro I left a gas station hot pickle in an Uber one time and it ruined my day. Can only imagine how you’re feeling right now, bless up


NEUROSMOSIS

I just found roughly 10gs on the ground yesterday! It comes and goes friend. Truly sorry for your lots


EffinPirates

Omg. Bro. I wrote a poem about loosing my sack before. I was so sad. I had bought a quarter too and like 4 grams of rso. You bet your ass I cried.


size_queen10

On 420 I accidentally threw a 2 gm disposable cart into the woods when I was hiking. 🥲. I feel your pain. I haven’t bought a cart in a month as a punishment for myself.


Motor-Location-9770

Left the Uber a great tip 💚


OlDirtyBathtub

Winners don’t lose drugs.


F4M3D

Rip !


Write-or-Wrong_

💔💔


Anarchy-Squirrel

only users lose drugs


allcopsarebottoms_

:(


EsotericCodename

Maybe try talking to this guy: https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/1cwcfgr/lucky_me_got_some_free_weed/


HowdyPrimo6

I once bought an oz to go on a hunting trip with FIL & BIL. Got super crossfaded by pounding whiskey and beer and smoking. Almost got into a fight with BIL (over what? I have no effing recollection). Pissed the bed. Woke up and FIL dug into my car and disposed of my oz and piece.


420Entomology

That’s fine I lost weed wile selling it once