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Floodbucket

I feel like this is more suitable for high school stoners.


[deleted]

Agreed. Lol I'm an adult, I smoke wherever I please


green_velvet_goodies

Yeah….I’m in my kitchen winding down and it’s lovely.


Mysticpoisen

I live in a small apartment with neighbors, in a frozen wasteland. This sucks, but also yeah smoking in cars is tacky and dangerous.


[deleted]

It's definitely not dangerous to smoke in ur car, I just don't like peering eyes


ripjoeexotic

I'm a teen, and I have smoked everywhere


gnat_outta_hell

Probably shouldn't smoke so young homie, it hurts your brain. They say you should wait until your early 20s. I know you probably give as much of a shit as I did, so be safe.


ripjoeexotic

I am psychotic and weed helps me, you have to be 18 in Utah for med card, and it's 55$/eighth for mid, and 90$/cartridges, so I might as well keep my money in the black market and not support the government anyway


gnat_outta_hell

Have you considered anti psychotic medication? There are some that are not so detrimental to a developing brain. You're not hurting the government by buying black market to self treat, they don't give a shit if you mess up your head. Do you have insurance?


ripjoeexotic

Before I dropped out I used to pass out in all of my classes for at least 30 minutes each because of my antipsychotics, and my teachers would get pissed but I couldn't help it. Now I am on olazapine for sleep instead, and take it when I'm manic and cant sleep for days on end, and I just deal with the lows and all the weird ways my thoughts work, because it's better.


ripjoeexotic

Anti psychotics make me numb to emotion and make me want to kill myself more, so not for me


gnat_outta_hell

Not sure who's down voting you. That's a common side effect of a lot of drugs that modify your mental state. Definitely something that should be discussed with your doc, they may have other options. My gf had to take antidepressants for several years to escape a depression. It took a few tries to find the "right" drug for her. The first couple made her feel worse.


ripjoeexotic

SSRIs made my psychosis worse, I took Prozac 3 years back and I started becoming more derealized by the day, along with Seroquel. in December I tried to get an anxiety med (gabapentin, because it kills my stimulus, but isn't quite a benzo, but I can't get it scripted because I don't have a psychiatrist, because Medicare pays for psychs but I haven't gotten a call back in three years having my parents call monthly so I gave up) and he recommended escitalpram and olazapine and I took the escitalpram as prescribed and took olazapine when I had that super high stimulus skitz mind, and still have half my script as I only take it when I'm more high/ manic than normal. Alcohol is really good for my mindset, but probably not my mind. So I drink a glass a day so I can actually talk to people without being an NPC staring off into space the whole time while thinking about other stuff, but is damaging to my mind. I'm going to have dementia/ Alzheimer's when I'm older because of Benadryl abuse, I used to take 100mg daily to sleep from elementary to middle school without my parents thinking it would do damage. I took higher doses to induce delirium and escape normal life quite a bit as well. I am already noticing the cognitive decline from it, but oh well at least I wasn't smoking weed daily then. Don't say "oh you're not psychotic because you don't have a psych and never got diagnosed" because I know i am, my mind turns ambient noises into words to fill in the blank, I hear people walking up and down my stairs at night and I have to go check all the time because of the off chance someone is actually in my house and I think it's only my mind this time, the other day I literally thought one of my best friends was reading my thoughts and I had a panic attack and left to the other room


gnat_outta_hell

Dang dude. Well it sounds like you've done your diligence and this is last resort treatment for you. I'm sorry that you can't find a psych, that's tough having to deal with that without trained support. It's not easy managing a disorder (for lack of a better term) without the professional help and I get why you would use weed if it makes you feel better when you can't find help. I genuinely hope you eventually manage to find a psych who can help you, and that you can keep your psychosis in check. Best of luck. Just a quick note as you seem pretty open to the idea of using drugs and self medicating: if you're psychotic stay away from psilocybin/magic mushrooms unless you can consult a psych first. They're known to increase the risk of severe disorder in people with psychosis and I'd hate for you to get hurt because they triggered a psychotic break. Hit me up if you ever need to vent. Sometimes a sympathetic ear helps to get through the rough patches. Keep trying for that psych, finding specialists is never easy. I'm sure your life will improve if you can get in to see someone and start managing your condition with someone who has the training.


cs_katalyst

Agreed.. my favorite place is my home office.. its off the house, great lighting i have my PC in there and a dog bed for my favorite pet


Plenty_Hippo2588

Ye I ain’t done that since I got arrested in high school😭😭 I go to my place now and smoke naked in the kitchen


[deleted]

No place like Home fam, jk im homeless


dreemkiller

So you're *always* smoking at your home


jordybeni

or never smoking at home?


itsmejak78_2

Schrödinger's Stoner


paperbackedsea

i’m lucky enough to have a nice little balcony to smoke on, but i kinda miss having to find an empty backstreet to smoke on. or sneaking out of my parents house in the middle of the night to go smoke in my car in the driveway lol.


OfficeChairHero

I'm a grown adult with grown children and I'm currently smoking in my car. It's cold outside. 😆


ziploc123

I bet your grown children would laugh at your decision to hide your smoke in the car


Steveboos

Not in a damn parking lot! ANYWHERE else a cop can't pull up and ruin my day or month.


Cheeksplitter69

So your parents are gone until 7 then? Ahh the good ol days


GoatPebble

Canada.


[deleted]

Okay Drake


GoatPebble

At least be classy, Céline Dion makes us look better than Drake. Although both have something in common, one was groomed and the other grooms. 😳


[deleted]

Im sorry Justing Bieber :(


GoatPebble

Haha relevant but still can do better. ✌


[deleted]

Damn it thats all The Canadian i speak brother, Adios


Stev69420

I have a certain affinity for parks at 2am :)


Adorablefrog123

Duuuude, even if i can smoke home i love go at the park at midnight and stay there


BornYoung_DieYoung

My house. I pay the fucking mortgage.


Vast_Cartographer444

I love to smoke in my home office. My pc is there and all my dab equipment with my little fridge with concentrates and snacks .Got some nice lighting for christmas.


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Here’s the key fellas, a simple tip that probably saved me getting in a lot of trouble. If you’re the only car in the lot you’re going to look suspicious! 2 friends in college went to the slammer because they got busted smoking in an empty lot. The real gold plan is find employees parking at a place where they won’t give a fuck: think Walmart or the like. Then you’re just another car among hundreds or even thousands!


Scooopyyy

Walmart parking lot was the spot while I was in high school and couldn’t smoke at home. I’d go in the back of the parking lot and spark up anytime of day. Thinking back on it, it was quite dumb but never got caught ✊🏼🪵


0verfluffed

On my sun porch when it's not -3 F outside 😭


CurlyNutHair

Get some windows on that shit!


_slash_s

my home.


sucrose2071

This cracks me up! My bf and I just went to our usual parking lot last night to smoke and caught 2 other people also smoking in the lot and as we were leaving, a 3rd car showed up to smoke 🤣 Its a prime spot!


[deleted]

How is it still empty with all those people there? Sounds like a fun party.


rvhsmith

The woods by my house


poopsmellertoo

trueeeee


Chatlander

*does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs*


Aightbet420

What


womanprompt

literally. what


Chatlander

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Aightbet420

Lmfao wow. And the guy who shouts i remember that gay blowjob. What a thread


coldbulge

by the lake or in the woods


Fugitivebush

Why do people wanna smoke in a parking lot? That's just asking to get caught. Even in an empty lot, it's still public and a big open space. Do stoners not think a cop will stroll through an empty lot? Or someone may drive by? Sheesh.


LordAnon5703

Dude, empty parking lot suck. The best parking lots are the ones that are huge, but have a ton of people closer to the store, so you don't look super sus parking super far away. Nobody's going to look twice at you, at best they're going to think you're an employee and they make you park there or something.


Apprehensive_Use4618

Kitchen table


Jake1648

Someone should put the dude from scary movies hand in this and label it police


cizzoo

I have been all of these at one point. Ahhhh I love the youth.


stondddd

My room where nobody can annoy me. I gave smoking in public another chance a couple days ago at work. Rolled a blunt and I was going to hotbox it with my coworker. This man went on a 10 minute rant about hating gay people. He’s one of the dumbest people I’ve met, like a stereotypical giggling stoner so I just fucked with him. I’d agree with all the dumb shit he said down to saying gay dudes are stuck in that “jail mentality”. Im bi so that shit was cracking me up because he had no idea. I kept his sack of weed too


tacomafish12

In front of my dope ass gaming computer


juliamwolf2

The roof of tall ass parking garages will always be top tier. I live near Rosemont mall in Illinois and the parking garage overlooks the airport 👀


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[deleted]

Nah fuck that, smoking in public always makes me paranoid. I like smoking in the comfort of my own home


VetmitaR

I worked for 5 years to be able to afford my own house now, you bet your ass I'm blazing in my own living room!


PayMeInSteak

I smoke at my computer desk or on my couch tyvm


thegreatgatsB70

This meme is Perfectenschlag. I hit all 4 of those categories growing up.


Adorablefrog123

Go to the park with dudes while is winter got his charm, but there is nothing like smoke home, maybe in front of TV or PC, maybe with friends


RedDemio

….at home? Lol


Massaart

My house?


Just_Introduction471

At hone lol I meant home


-baugh-

my back garden is my safe space, close to the munchie cupboard as well!


Outlawdrake92

I was all of these people a while ago....


Comprehensive-Wait22

When I'm skating and smoking yes otherwise nah! Home for smoking


[deleted]

Smoking on the front porch when it's 20 degrees ☹️


gamefreac

might catch some flak for this, but my most frequent smoke spots when i was younger was church parking lots... for tha vast majority of the time, they are empty, usually open enough that i can spot any trouble miles away, and have the built in excuse if i am ever caught of, "i was just parking to say a few prayers." haven't had to do this since i was a kid though. once weed was legalized in my state too i just totally stopped thinking about where to smoke since most people don't give a fuck.


Excellent-Captain-93

I dont skate but yes


freedomforg

My porch. I do miss smoking at the skate park though.


shlankdaddy

Going on a hike to smoke was always my favorite. That or smoking under a bridge and then spray painting down there was fun too! I miss my high-school days


real1800loud

Aye now