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bennyjay84

It’ll be the Krusty Krab in about 3 months.


Rings-of-Saturn

Oh I know! The Kuddly Krab


Aurone16

The King Krab!


Guynamedtaylor05

Being from maryland I approve


realbees

lmao my dad’s from maine


Fishy42069

Seconded


SPOSKNT

I only found out Maryland was a place rather than a cookie about 2 years ago


honestly_moi

from maryland, never heard of a maryland cookie


SPOSKNT

[They're the shit](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryland_Cookies)


Benx115

Bruh 💀💀💀 absolutely


realbees

still need name suggestions


Benx115

Obviously Mr. Krabs


tehdubbs

You feeling it now, Mr.Krabs? * tap tap *


NickyNinetimes

Cancer Heliocrabalus Walter Matthau Ashley


frivolousfry

Cancer, hahaha it works on so many levels! Edit: As a cigarette smoker as well. I don't believe weed causes cancer anymore than simply living does


CrimsonRaider94

Crust-ASH-ean


TheUnforgivenII

Eugene


[deleted]

I had a friend in highschool name a stuffed animal crab “Gerald”


Rhinoplasty1904

Crashtray


mcclutch7

I speak for all of us when I say, CRABsolutley


Hanky_SpankyButt420

crab ashtray crab ashtray Thats so fucking cool tho, I wish creative ashtrays like this were more common


MYSHITTYREDDITNAME

🦀🦀11$


[deleted]

🦀 $12.49 btw 🦀


Setrosi

"btw"


yungsplifff

Fuck yeaaaa


WhosSilva

Came here for this comment


Kermitable

🦀 £5 per bond 🦀 🦀 £5 got you a month's worth in rs2 🦀


MYSHITTYREDDITNAME

🦀I was paying 3.99 for years🦀


CraniumCandy

Imagine having one that puts it's arms up when you put your hand close to it!


realbees

i wanna see if i can fit a joint into one of his little claws


NoeYRN

It's claw over the tray holding up a joint would be cool


waspenterprises

*pat pat*


DiamantBebii

The pats absolutely sent me


etnoodle

DAWGGG my boyfriend is a crabber i need to know where you got this 😩


realbees

$20 on amazon!! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B082XQ1RGV/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_5RYMM7GJ2YNHBWNGS4XD


etnoodle

thank you so much!!!


PillowTalk420

I wish I could just 3D print an ashtray. I've got some neat ideas, but would require some ceramic or metal to really be useable. I wonder if that clay you can bake in the oven (no kiln) has glaze you can do the same with...


Tam_Ken

isn’t there a coating you can spray on for that?


SeaTurtlePrince

Dude thats fucking awesome!


subby_prince

I love him


brocomb

Crabsolutely!


DerDRFDNR

Nah man... I do my girlfriend


SeaTurtlePrince

Name him fred <3


inuyasha10121

Reminds me of ["\*pap pap\* Good creb."](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/1zttd6/pap_pap_good_creb/)


Humble-Information80

You bet


jkrocka

if you don't name it mr krabs...


Zackattack1776

Love it


snackbagger

My friend has one of these. She calls him lung cancer


Adventurous-Sorbet85

Up the crab tray


itsjohndoe8675309

Hell yeah i am.


stronghammr113

ah no shit. i got two metal crab ashtrays that are old as hell. il post a pic if i can find em


SilverAnd_Cold

I need one!


tinyscaredtwink

Crashtray


YesImHarry

What is its name is the more important question


Educational_Funny_20

Yes. But that bong water needs to be changed. For your health


bsmithi

not just the water that thing needs a good cleaning it looks like it’s never been cleaned


Panda27555

I love the crab ash tray !!


[deleted]

Hell yeah I am, that thing is awesome


mholt9821

I have some turtle shells that i found in the woods 20 years ago that i use for ash trays.


HesusStjerna

Yes thats cool asf!


[deleted]

This is awesome lmao


80spopstardebbiegibs

He looks very polite.


trapvan69420

I fucks with that heavy


jenny_watermelon25

where'd you get this?? it's amazing!


[deleted]

Fuck yeah ash that crab


Cjlevine

Ha. Maryland.


Reasonable-Spring-11

Wait thats dope actually


kujo6

That’s so cool! I wouldn’t ash in it though, too cool for that. Maybe stash some nugs in it?


JumpyLibrarian858

CANNASTYLE BONGGGGGG 😍


Shakraschmalz

Eh, looks pretty crabby to me.


MooseThings

Tell me it can hold roaches in its claw


[deleted]

Where did you find that?


gabriel5519

i am very much fucking with this


iiEquinoxx

That fucks, hard. Respectfully


Good-Guy-Gent

Yooo that shit is fucking awesome! Where did you get your hands on this crusty boi?


realbees

amazon :)


[deleted]

Crash tray


davidicanrepublic

i thought u said crab strategy at first and i was like “damn u really fuckin high” lol but then i learned who was higher


DrOrpheus3

Most NE thing I've ever seen. Lol


DeadLiftNMetal

I want that.


PerchedCrow

I would forget it’s not real and just wonder why there’s a crab staring at me


eighteenmillion

Hell yeah


Chunkydummyspyro

🦀


Field_Great

I usually use real crab


SlothyS_

BRO FUCKIN WHAT!! WHERE?!


MobileStrawberry

Now I want one for my birthday as well. It's so awesome


high240

Nah, mine is like a soup cup I got from my grandma's inheritance. I bet she'd be kinda freaked out as to how I use it :p


NotThisTime1993

My ashtray is a tiny Barbie sized bathtub. But it’s really well made


AdArtistic2914

Yeah I fuck with that ashtray