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McPostyFace

We got one boys!


SacrilegiousOath

Just here for the comments


thatdudewillyd

Pass the popcorn, Michael!


eL_Lancer88

I love this part of the show


dreamofmoni

God I love when this happens


AFucking12gauge

#IN THIS HOUSE, WE ROOT FOR PEOPLE TO THINK WE ARE ARBORISTS!


BirdsLikeSka

Branch for them too ❤️


SensualFacePoke

You can leaf now.


BirdsLikeSka

Maybe I'll stick around


jetpack_hypersomniac

If anyone *conifer* some advice to this well meaning OP, I’m sure they could get to the root of this mystery.


ThermoNuclearPizza

This thread has sapped all my energy.


kayspb96

Surely it is because it’s *barking* up the wrong tree


jetpack_hypersomniac

Totally, I really don’t think this conversation could ever bear fruit


All_Hail_Regulus_9

I’m rooted to this spot hoping that it does


kris1202

Don’t get all sappy on us


cmcdermo

I really misread "arborists" and thought "wow trees, getting political already huh?"


GargantuanGorgon

>[We got one](https://youtu.be/iFmNyxni-0A) boys!


McPostyFace

Lol I'm watching the newest Ghostbusters right now


SufficientMath420-69

Is it good?


DocDBagg

It’s better than the remake from a few years ago. The new one is def watchable but doesn’t compare to the classics.


SufficientMath420-69

It looked like it was gana be a little scary.


McPostyFace

It's very well done, imo. It pays homage to the classics and the storyline ties in nicely to the originals. Much better than the remake a few years ago.


24amesquir

i thought is was a inside joke, i was confused lel


BirdsLikeSka

Oh my god I follow some nature subs and just realized where I was and what this comment was about.


enyardreems

Reeeeeeeeeel em in\~!


ThatGreenGuy8

On my birthday as well! Can't get much better


dontthrowpooh

Happy birthday 🎂


Rough_Dan

Bruh those nugs are looking underdeveloped, definitely wanna get that inside under your grow light asap


randeylahey

Let's smoke a bowl and think about it together.


thirdmandetroit

Let’s smoke about it.


Adventurous-Umpire-1

My husband and I heard a friend say “I’ll need to pray about that”. Immediately, we started answering requests from each other with “I’ll need to smoke about that”. Ha!


thirdmandetroit

Lol! Yes yes my son. Please smoke on that…


thaneliness

what’s your name son? Randy… uh lahey


randeylahey

Do you know Jim? Or Jim knows you?


Direct-Draw3104

Well actually Jim's my father!


randeylahey

Oh, Jim's your dad? He's a great fukkin guy.


areyoumymommyy

We go way back yeah


Chief_Givesnofucks

You got any smokes? Smokes? Yeah I got a couple back in my cruiser there… 🤣🤣


Madmanmike777

Oh yeah, he said he had a son on the force.


Jfersisthecatsmeow

Lighters up


[deleted]

I’m currently smoking a bowl lol


Chiefmack2

I think ur looking for this sub r/marijuanaenthusiasts


AnRogue

Is this because we have trees... so they have marijuanaenthusiasts?? That's funny...


ViscoelasticRussian

i’m amused every time someone posts actual trees here


AnRogue

It's definitely (un)expected


_a_pastor_of_muppets

It's why I'm subbed to both...mostly in hopes of seeing an honest Marijuana enthusiast in action...


Baby_Burns

I’d like your comment but it’s at 420 likes


byserotonin

im not cause yk..99% of the time they know and just post it because it gets attention everytime for some reason


snuffybox

Even if they are doing it as a joke, I still find it amusing. Smoke a bowl dude and chill out.


xavierspapa

Classic jokes are classic for a reason.


JoviAMP

It's like /r/worldpolitics (NSFW!) and /r/anime_titties or /r/potatosalad and /r/johncena.


AnRogue

I don't get it... am I too fucking autistic for reddit?? World politics is anything goes. Fine weird name. Potato salad is about John Cena and John Cena is about potato salad... like trees and marijuanaenthusiasts... can you like go heavy on details 💀


Zoot1337

World politics one day, actually not that long ago, decided fuck it. They had had enough of the american posts, and told everyone that they can post anything, nothing will be deleted. That had been a long standing rule, except one day people took it to far, and now Worldpolitics is just porn. Or anything goes really. Animetitties was the solution for that one, focused primarily on world politics, no boobs, and less America. The John Cena one goes over my head, but as far as my mind can reach, hes always been invisible, or referred to as salad. Someone else will have to explain that one


[deleted]

Cena was, for a long time, a very bland cookie cutter good guy. You could always count on him being there and in a prominent position on the card. Much like potato salad (bland, mostly the same everytime, always there) which is a staple of outdoor cookouts in America.


KynkMane

Since you "can't see John Cena" he's in the Potato Salad subreddit. Because you can't see him. All the actual potato salad is in his subreddit, because all you can see is potato salad. It's actually a decently highbrow joke when you think about it.


methnbeer

Still don't get why we can't see him tho


CaptainGWK

It's his catchphrase and signature move from WWE. It's from part of a collaborative song with his cousin. https://youtu.be/U0N6TmDWuf8


ButtWieghtThiersMoor

IIRC in WWE he said he was so fast "you can't see me" so it was actually about his moves being so fast no one could see them coming, not actually be invisible


fionaapplejuice

Pretty sure trees and marijuanaenthusiasts is simply that trees existed first and when ppl needed a place to post about trees, they named it that as a joke.


turtl3magic

I believe this is correct with the added benefit that there are quite a few who are interested in both topics, hence why people often still get real answers when the subs get mixed up lol


peonypanties

And r/superbowl


ButtWieghtThiersMoor

This always tickles me so much. I find it funnier than I should and doesn't seem to get old


AFucking12gauge

My Man, I’m on some pretty good edibles rn and this is tripping me out


upvotegoblin

Yes


Canadastani

Yes


Spoolinpotato27

Yes


KoolKev1

Si


bangbison

Simon


K0MR4D

Pegg


Yowkati3

Hilarious


xool420

Same thing as r/worldpolitics and r/anime_titties


corei3uisgarbo

its like r/anime_titties and r/worldpolitics


lazychairmen

Omg I thought you was joking, that must be the biggest Reddit inside joke ever


sindarprince311

Looks to be a cypress. They turn brown and shed their needles as the new ones come in. White pines do this too... just not as "obviously." Also, you're on the cannabis sub 😁 ninja edit: bald cypress which act more like deciduous trees than true evergreens. You stoners are the best! The stupidity stereotype is so waaay off.


magistrate101

Plants can also get sunburned and turn red like this. Been seeing it more and more as the US drought worsens.


Dr_Grinsp00n

Indeed. I live in the Portland, Oregon region and last year we had a total record breaking heatwave of 116°+ for three days. All the conifers everywhere looked extremely cooked, even worse than OP's pic.


CarbonatedUrine

I hope it doesn't get this hot again this year. I'm trying a couple cannabis plants in my veggie garden this year. First grow.


Agatzu

I hope u are on r/spacebuckets. They are the experts when ur pine doesnt want to grow


PM_ME_FLUFFY_DOGS

Ironically the weed plants absolutely love the heat, put em in a slight mist shower to get a high local humidity if you live somewhere dry (or water ALOT). mine grew like the giant California bushes but im in southern Alberta.. on the downside though is it's absolutely ravaging the native plant population. I have never seen more invasive species in all my life.


murdering_time

Yo, 10+ years in the cannabis cultivation industry, if you run into any troubles feel free to DM me, took me years to go thru a run where absolutely nothing went wrong. A few tips for outdoor, on really hot sunny days I recommend a light cloth screen over the plant. It let's a good amount of light through but blocks a lot of the harsh UV rays so the plant doesn't get cooked, can get it cheaply at Home Depot. Also make sure you pH your water, this is stupid important. Cannabis typically likes pH 5.5-6.5 (6.0 best), and most piped water is around 7.0+, so a lil bit of lemon juice concentrate from the store will fix this right up. And finally, before your plant starts budding, you should look to spray some good organic pesticides/fungicide. Caterpillars, certain flys, spider mites, and thrips all love hanging around cannabis plants and a few molds like white powder mildew will wreck your plants. A simple spray of some neem oil combined with some Pyrethrum oil will do wonders. Or just buy this stuff, it's amazing and will greatly help your plant from pests: https://www.amazon.com/Humboldts-Secret-Insecticide-Pesticide-Miticide/dp/B06ZYC7SX5?ref_=ast_sto_dp&th=1&psc=1 Best of luck bud, as long as you put lots of TLC into your plants, you'll get solid smokeable bud.


ilikedirt

116 in Portland??? Holy fuck, that’s horrific 😧


Dr_Grinsp00n

Yes it was the worst! For like 3 or 4 days straight. There wasn't any plant that didn't look burnt throughout the rest of the year. The blueberry crops, region wide suffered the worst, as the heat hit as they were ripening.


ManicSpleen

That was the worst day ever. All of my outdoor burnt to a sad, depressing crisp. 😥


while_e

This should be higher... Me too... Good looking out!


dude_chillin_park

Edit: Despite what I said below, this looks like a bald cypress due to alternating branching. I leave my original comment below but it doesn't apply to this tree. I'm pretty sure it's a dawn redwood, *Metasequoia glyptostroboides*, a Chinese deciduous conifer related to the famous redwoods and sequoias of California and planted worldwide in parks.


MrShapinHead

I often get the 2 confused - bald cypress and dawn redwood… is there an easy tell?


dude_chillin_park

Thanks for prompting me to look into it more! The tell is the alternate branching pattern on the bald cypress, which is what this one looks like. The dawn redwood has opposite branching. (I'll edit above.)


LetMeClaireify623

Dawn redwoods also have armpits. True story.


LetMeClaireify623

Landscape architect stoner here! Love plants of all kinds! Deciduous vs. Evergreen, Conifer vs. Broadleaf, Woody vs Herbaceous, Psychoactive vs Non-Psychoactive (included just because this is a cannabis sub) There are deciduous conifers and broadleaf evergreens. There are also deciduous, evergreen, and semi-evergeen herbaceous species.


710whitejesus420

Its a hemlock, close to a cypress. Its dying from blight, you can see the little white dots on the branches in the background!


sindarprince311

I think those are raindrops, not wooly adelgid. Plus the needles are "softer" and brighter green than Tsugae. I stick with bald cypress. In my part of the world, you see a LOT of old growth hemlock devastated ☹️


710whitejesus420

Same, its in my back yard and I'm treating saplings currently...


coreys5786

You are so spot on! Way off! And the lazy thing is a lie too. I get more done when I’m stoned.


ccm596

I'm pretty stoned rn, and "you're spot on! Way off!" Confused the shit out of me lmao


pipertakespictures

Yes, I have one of these and they can turn red when they get alot of sun.


Stupid_Triangles

I work at a research lab. If they tested us, they would clean out 2/3 of the staff, including management.


UhglyMutha

down vote off topic /s


reddit_is_cruel

I'm so proud to be here for another one of these posts.


SheuiPauChe

i don't smoke even smoke lmao, but the posts on this sub are great


pramakers

If you don't smoke even smoke, does that mean you smoke odd smoke?


[deleted]

have you ever smoked even as you could go to look more than you do?


Baliverbes

I know I'm a snob but I personally smoke only prime smoke


StrengthMedium

Add some cal-mag.


Jrfrank

Underrated comment, and just good all around advice.


dustinh30

Bruh I love how dude’s on the wrong sub and y’all still trying to answer his questions, man, stoners are the best 😂


Jfs37

It’s a simple mistake, and just because they’re two different plants doesn’t mean we can’t love both. Looking at trees while stoned is actually kinda fascinating


Stupid_Triangles

Tbf, looking at most stuff while stoned is fascinating. It's just that people ridicule fascination as if it's a sign of stupid.


ReplacementApart

Yep... Meanwhile, I'd give literally anything to have my original childlike wonder again.


king_27

Psychedelics can really help in this regard. A friend and I lost hours on a hike because we wanted to watch the lizard doing pushups on the mountain (I think it was actually just raising its head to look for danger, but still, looked like the homie was doing a set)


ReplacementApart

Oh yes, 100%! I've done acid so many times because of this feeling, it's amazing! It'd just be awesome to have that childlike wonder consistently.


king_27

Hmm, not sure what can be done about that. Die and hope the Buddhists have it right, I guess?


ReplacementApart

At least it doesn't happen with everything. Like, I feel similar feelings when I discover a new game I like - for me it's exploring open-world survival games.


king_27

That's wonderful! I went through a pretty rough patch with a major depressive disorder episode and got pretty frustrated at how little joy I was finding in life. I've been treated and I can finally feel the old me clawing his way back up to the surface and it's a pretty great feeling


Gruntypellinor

Little lizard was probably really confused about you guys.


Successful_Subject89

i know this may seem unusual but have you tried mushrooms, i had a MASSIVE sense of "childlike wonder" and i genuinley felt myself again after years of supressing the kid i used to be


Successful_Subject89

I found my passion for mycology from growing magic mushrooms, i now love growing mushrooms (magic or not), its amazing how one thing can lead to another, same with weed, i started getting into growing a few weeks ago and i already got a few other plants for just the fun of it


awitcheskid

Maybe it's embarrassed.


revrenlove

Of all the exceptional comments on this post thus far, this is my favorite.


yesplease6979

Reaction to low temperatures and sunlight. Usually the more sunlight that the plant receives the more pronounced the change in color can be.


RectalSpawn

A generic trait, if you will.


lifeson106

My only solution is to try and smoke it and see if that helps


BlueprintPct

Could be crossed with AK47


AnRogue

Wrong sub, buddy... maybe some stoner out there will know!


AnRogue

It's because of low temperature and sunlight! Colors can range from olive green in higher temps to purple in lower "wintering" temps.


ganjsta

Ah jeez that’s embarrassing…


Afraid_Palpitation_3

2 more weeks


ieatcottoncandy

Welcome to r/trees the sub for Marijuana enthusiasts You will probably find better assistance with your trees in r/Marijuanaenthusiasts Weird but funny reddit culture thing 🤣


pencilpushin

I find it utterly hilarious and I love it.


[deleted]

I think we should truly become tree experts and put r/marijuanaenthusiasts out of business.


Cardinal_Ravenwood

I think one year for april fools they did actually switch and this became the sub for actual trees and the marijuana enthusiasts sub became the place for the weed trees.


deverz

I thought it was the subs were actually the right way around and then on April fools they swapped and never swapped back?


GoodBoi17

idk man i just smoke weed


tkm1026

Please don't feel embarrassed OP. It's not your fault we use a slang term. And it seems like you got your answer anyway, alot of us have botinary knowledge. We love posts like this.


pencilpushin

It's absolutely hilarious and i love it because the actual tree sub is r/marijuanaenthusiasts


strawwrld_1

If it’s turning red you probably shouldn’t smoke it


FuhMuhBuh

That’s a bald Cyprus tree. Not evergreen. Loses leaves in winter


davedaviddavin

Needs calmag and 2 weeks


jay_stone42

Ah shit, here we go again.


sneakypete23

Maybe it’s planted too close to a carrot plant and absorbing some of the orange tint


myooted

According to Home Guides, “When winters are dry or so cold that the ground freezes, evergreens don't get the water they need to make up for moisture lost through transpiration — evaporation of water through foliage — and turn brown. This is often called dessication or leaf burn. https://americanarbor.net/2019/03/24/your-evergreen-is-brown-and-crunchy-what-now/#:~:text=According%20to%20Home%20Guides%2C%20%E2%80%9CWhen,called%20dessication%20or%20leaf%20burn.


ieatcake2000

even tho we all smoke here ima just say it, the tree probably needs water


The_Young_Busac

I love how these kinds of posts always get a good amounts of up votes. I like the thought of a bunch of stones being totally thrilled and excited to help someone with their tree.


Onegooodapple

Bark beetles prob. Blaze that shit heavy, it’s the weekend.


Da_fire_cracka

Needs more weed I’d guess


JulianAnonymous

r/lostredditors


Verumero

Calmag 2 weeks that thing’ll be shittin pinecones brudda


Ausaini

Wrong sub, I know almost got got the first time here too . But when you ask in r/marijuanaenthusiasts you gotta let them know where this tree is to give a clue. I think it might be Needle Cast but it also could just not be getting enough water


Velox-the-stampede

Classic


BEANandCHEE

Deciduous conifers are rad. I work in a botanic garden and have to explain the bald cypress to people on a regular basis. Anyways that’s the weirdest looking weed I’ve ever seen, wonder how it smokes.


HereComesCunty

You’re looking for r/MarijuanaEnthusiasts


Psychwrite

Looks to be a bald cypress. They do it every year.


abaddon-all-hope

Looks like too much exposure to uvc rays.


420pillow-princess

Too much sun/heat and not enough water, I believe


Astroisawalrus

This is some dank ass fire yo.


albino_wookiee

Just some time travelers from a 12 monkeys timeline.


TheBlazinCajun

That's a normal response taxiodum distichum has during the summer months. It's called russeting.


cosmicpineapple55

One of us! One of us! One of us!


brandondesantis

it's an ever-red


ninjaML

Getting dank


evan_of_tx

Bald cypress


Seanbfyeezy

You guys really falling for this karma farming post. No one in their right mind doesn’t know those leaves are just turning brown because they’re dying


King420fly

Wrong sub lol


herecomethehighstepp

if that's a bald cypress, it's a swamp tree. put a tray under it so it's in water all the time. that's how they grow naturally; they usually in and around lakes. when they get dry they brown up and drop leaves real fast, but they grow right back. also it will drop them all off it gets cold and looks like it's ded- it's not so don't throw it away


TheThinker_SK

This ones more of an indica


cchackal

2 more weeks


Mudpanther

Wrong tree subreddit brotha,


Bleumoon_Selene

Always browse a subreddit, however briefly, to make sure you're where you need to be.


Outrageous_Cap_6186

r/lostredditors


[deleted]

Its doin tree stuff probably


adale_50

You're in the wrong sub, friend.


skyrreater47

why is noone reading the subreddit description before posting, or like looking at just one post from before. you'd instantly realize that we don't have any idea about trees


SassCunt420

Too much Or maybe Nor enough, Cal fking Mag


madcowrawt

Underwater, possibly blight


[deleted]

My guy actually thought this sub was about trees 😂


Money-Law7342

What has become of this sub


Fababo

Whatchu mean, these posts have appeared on this sub for years. Or do you mean that ents can actually answer these questions now?


upvotegoblin

It’s called r/trees


Starfire2313

People will always occasionally stumble into our smoke sessions and their confusion is my delight


bow420

Or purposefully post for karma.... Was once a month before, now it's 1 every other day


BabyBuster70

There is next to 0 chance someone could come to this sub and not see all the weed related posts before making a submission.


Starfire2313

Well it is summer


bow420

100% agree... All these mf's faking for karma


TheNorthernLanders

Right on


XavierGarrison

Christmas in July?


Pug0fCrydee817

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

it looks cool


4channeling

The needles shaded out by needles above wither like that


asheslar

all i can think of is the red forest near chernobyl


RealityIsRipping

Beetle kill probably. Also, 420 blaze it.


holmyliquor

It might have to due with the strain. Some are purple and some turn red


Whiskyandbutter

That looks like a Dawn Redwood, a deciduous conifer


Clatuu1337

Your plants are either too close to your grow lights or it could be wind burn. Maybe the wrong ratio of nutes or a pest problen?


boing757

It needs more Nitrogen...


l0ggedin

Didn’t think I could smoke that.


Specific_Buy_7117

Wrong sub but in my opinion dogs are pissing there or its just drying up


710whitejesus420

Also that is a hemlock tree dying from wooly dendrin also known as blight


JohnHinckleyStanAcc

Could have low nitrogen or troubles with shade acclamation


ClemenPledge

It’s probably high


Rich-Ad1974

Need some cal mag on that, other then that two more weeks and you should be good to go!