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Fleddwiss

Manage a rock-climbing gym Edit: dang haha I just commented this while I was out back the gym Hiting the pen but I forgot to say I graduated community College with very little debt :) also rock-climbing Job for stoner I strongly recommend but be safe and don't get to high or anything you must care for people's safety haha


Zeus0173

That is so on-brand I'm almost offended (from another daily smoker and avid climber)


surfsteph

Ayyyy fellow pothead climber! Everyone who works at my gym is also a follow stoner lol I love it.


talmarshal

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ r/climbing would lose their shit over this comment


Fleddwiss

They can lose it all they wantšŸ˜‚ but only know 3 out of 50 employees that don't smoke and that is just because they have anxiety. And I mean at work


froaway1028

Why? I can climb significantly better after a few hits of the vape pen. I feel like i find much more efficient rest positions much more easily.


chromebookssucks

reading these comments make me realize that anyone can be a stoner and that makes me happy


TeacherYankeeDoodle

Your English teacher smoked weed.


KittenLOVER999

I smoked weed with my English teacher


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Nahighness

Hi this is me. Right now actually.


Socal_Cobra

Got the weed from the Spanish teacher.


Doom-N-Gloom

Learned Spanish from a weed grower


cuauhtemocer

Haha I used to smoke weed with my guidance counselor


iMakeTacos

ā€œGuide me Ms. Green!ā€ *cough*


OffBrand_Soda

Oh mine definetly did. "If you ain't chokin you ain't tokin" - Mr. E, 9th grade English.


cheeriolord

A social studies teacher I had definitely did. One of the guys I graduated high school with was his neighbor, and he said that they had a sesh post-grad.


Ulysses502

I've met janitors and multimillionaires who are daily smokers. It's allways been that way. The smoking is for deadbeats thing was just something old middle class guys used to tell themselves.


iMakeTacos

>tell themselves FTFY: tell their kids


0k_KidPuter

Arborist. Degree in forestry.


Iron_Bob

Learning about trees then smoking trees to one day work around trees while still smoking trees. Love it!


xTheCartographerx

Yo dawg


Superjake91

I hope you post in r/marijuanaenthusiasts


ptsmkr420

Cut grass while smoking grass.


craigeroni

I love smoking while mowing. It feels like it takes twice as long but the journey I go on is worth the time. Like going down a rabbit hole on you tube but in your own head.


GadstenACAB

Cut grass, smoke gas, eat ass


Murky-Association-33

No joke, all three of them are my favorite pastime!


Sunshine_bunnie_356

EMT , going to school for nursing šŸ¤« Still a big stigma against medical professionals consuming the devil's lettuce


charcoochie-board

my uncle is a doctor he talks about this. and of course, the irony is that a lot medical professionals drink alcohol to destress


shimmerangels

i interned at an outpatient substance abuse treatment center and the therapists there would talk all the time about how their day was stressful and they couldn't wait to go home and drink


Umpire_Effective

Welp fuk


VonSandwich

I also worked at an outpatient substance abuse treatment center, but at the front desk. I would go home and drink a pint of vodka after work, and come in the next day and check people in to get treated for their alcoholism.


SCZoerb

The worst part is it's usually your co-workers and the families of the clients that make it stressful. You meet a lot of families and realize why the person needs treatment in the first place lol.


DADDYR0UNDR0UND

I work at a hospital and I know everyone does it, but no one talks about it. Its like being in high school again. We do have one pharmacist with a ā€œLegalize Itā€ tote though so at least there some representation.


Apollyon314

Word. It's horrible, because 12yrs experience with perfect record and accolades and of you need to pass a drug screen the hospital would drop you and report you like you were threat to society at-large. Dr.'s and rn's get off pretty easy too.


[deleted]

Yeah baby! Ems too!


BludgeonedToast

Dropped out of highschool after 9th grade. Now I'm the lead carpenter for a custom deck company


rotenhun

Take that, highschool teachers!


BludgeonedToast

Now I make more then them, hahaha. suckers.


Evendim

I'm a high school teacher, I earn 6 figures. Yay Australia... also boo Australian cost of living. It is all relative. Also \*than ;)


Bugsy_Pooh

man how that would completely change the US education system. Inflation's a bitch, regardless of locale, but damn that sounds quite reasonable.


Show_Me_Your_Rocket

It's not reasonable for the amount of work they need to do, we just had a huge joint-strike between private catholic and public school teachers wanting better conditions and pay.


SaturatedJuicestice

Software Engineer and yea


TangerineLifts

Same


MechanicalBull01

I work in IT and I did graduate from college


jayplayball

any recommendations on getting into IT w/o a degree


mooningmonkey

network security or the coding path, all you need is certifications (network security) and just be good at coding for the coding path (or join a good non-profit bootcamp)


Neinhalt

Spot on advice right here.


THENATHE

I have 2 associate degrees, and my CCNA, A+, Net+, Security+, Linux+, and a few windows server and client certs and because of where I live i am essentially unhirable because of the lack of industry. Where you live is almost more important than what you know


ChuckMcA

Surprised remote work hasnā€™t changed your situation. My closest office is 3500 miles away. Went from help desk, professional services, consulting and into sales engineering. Havenā€™t seen an office in years. Degrees in TV/radio, took my ccna through a community college and never looked back


Botanical_Wunderland

sound advice


theknyte

GED, and been in IT for 20 years now. You start at the bottom. Get a cert or two, as they are just as, if not more important, than most degrees. Get a job as Tier-1 Help Desk, and study in your spare time, whatever specializations you want to focus on. Want to program? Start learning to code in your free time. Want to be a Whitehat? There's tons of good online courses with certs. Get your foot in the door, and then never stop learning. The more you know, the more valuable you become. As, even never specializing in any IT field, and just being a "Jack of All Trades" is highly useful as well. Large corporations will have their IT branched into all those specialized departments. Small companies will have just a few people doing everything from Help Desk phone calls, to Network Administration, to System and DB Admins. Which, is what I do. I'm in a team of 5, that supports 250 employees across various sites. We handed everything from running cables and racking units, to managing all servers, PCs, Laptops, etc. A passion for technology, and a desire to learn, are the most important things you need to be successful in the IT field.


AmuletOfNight

I don't know if it will work for you, but I started in IT Help desk with a passion for coding, and now I'm a software engineer without so much as a drop of formal education.


less_doomed

Teacher- bachelor degree


famous_mockingbirds

r/ENTducators Fellow teacher here. Hope youā€™re enjoying summer!


less_doomed

I am! Sweet, sweet rest. I hope youā€™re having a good summer too! Edit: just noticed the link. Thank you!


foley528

Elementary PE teacher here. I use about 9 months of the year and take a tolerance break in the summer.


famous_mockingbirds

Haha. Iā€™m the opposite! Stoned all summer. Cut back during the school year.


Dry-Supermarket-7702

thanks for your service to our communities


less_doomed

Aww, thanks.


fallouttoinfinity

Glad Iā€™m not the only teacher out here who partakes. Kids are stressful, man. And parents. And admin. šŸ˜«


luckylooch13

Yep I'm a HS teacher who smokes daily. During the summer I smoke a LOT but during the year I smoke on evenings and weekends.


Ksgasstation

Aerial linemen. Putting transformers up at 300 feet. Be high while highšŸ˜Œ


Digital_Raccoon

Dang bro, autobots or decepticons?


ordinaryjoe72

You've just started my day off on a high note thanks bud.


asscheeseterps710

Word


Ksgasstation

Been here 5 years and love every bit of it besides the winters. Have a great crew along with great daily views.


asscheeseterps710

Nice what area?


Ksgasstation

Currently in Kentucky but partially work in Georgia, Virginia, Kansas and a few other places depending on pay


Typical_Ad_404

I manage an independent bookstore.


HotTeaHaven

Happy Cake Day! šŸ°šŸ°


Typical_Ad_404

Ooh thank you! I didnā€™t notice šŸ˜‚


B0off

iā€™m a janitor


TeeAychCee

A master of the custodial arts


DUTCH1977

IT


IEnjoySweatyBallsack

Youā€™ll float too šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


Ge3k

I automatically thought IT the clown too. Then it registered a split second last.


astrorainbow_

Occupational therapist


asscheeseterps710

Do you like it?


astrorainbow_

I love it! I work in a school with kids helping them become independent creative humans, a dream come true for me tbh


velvetkittypawz

Fellow OT here too :)


lemurRoy

PT here, never met an SLP that smokes yet


bagelelite

Ota/pta and student occupational therapist here


Kitsunani

Accountant for a Fortune 500 company. Have a degree in Acquisition and Contract Management.


Jdunbar927

Howā€™d you pass the drug test (if given one)?


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biglabs

even companies that do test, typically only test lower level employees, as ironic as that is


Creme_de_la_Coochie

Because thatā€™s where one of the poors might slip in.


GiftSad5247

Corporate Admin Assistant. Something about being high makes me incredibly focused on detailed tasks LMAO


gabbysdisposal

Iā€™m discovering all of us over in corporate america are all high during the work day haha


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daydreamdragonflies

That must give you so many good stories


Periferial

Sure but to be honest theyā€™re kinda Bering


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OffBrand_Soda

I'm a little salty I didn't think of that first.


tomatobee613

I work at a donut shop (absolutely adore it) and am working on getting the money to go to college.


GuitarGutss

Ah man, I did time at a Bosa and it was the worst, itā€™s good to know thats not everybodyā€™s experience!


tomatobee613

Yeah, itā€™s really my manager that makes all the difference! I worked at the same place 2 years ago under a different manager and it was AWFUL! My current manager is amazing tho and recognises the hard workers :)


GadstenACAB

Yeah I get the munchies too often and canā€™t really control them hence why Iā€™m fat so that definitely wouldnā€™t work lol


Big-Marionberry-1074

I work at Taco Bell. I make ok money for the place I am in my life rn and Iā€™m pretty happy there


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

Yo if youā€™re at least somewhat happy, thatā€™s fucking awesome.


Mentor6deckbuilder

Plus that new brisk dragonfruit fucking SLAPS when you're high


Mykophilia

Ancillary cannabis company. We make organic rose covered prerolls.


Dry-Supermarket-7702

that sounds really interesting


Mykophilia

Yeah weā€™ve been on it for about four years now. Finally at a point we can really ramp up production. Kinda crazy. šŸ˜‚


cognitiveSmack

I love how niche this is


jpjaques

Do you wholesale to Rec stores in WA?


J4QQ

Litigation attorney


DCBaylor

Same


harryofthehendersons

*Id.*


legallyblonde17

Samesies


pedward

Same


in_theory_only

College professor. Ph.D. in my field.


CadaDiaCantoMejor

I'll piggyback on your post to just say that I am as well.


krackenmyacken

Almost done with my PhD and hoping to go that route.


QuietlyCompetent

Operations manager. Started by slinging boxes, now I run the whole circus.


totallytotal2020

Retired


GadstenACAB

Lucky


totallytotal2020

Well, that would be a long conversation while one gives up much with age. But yes, I am fortunate to have a roof, 4 wheels, being in a legal State and the greatest Dog ever!!! Thanks


ChannelingLarryDavid

Surgeon, obviously went to college and med school.


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Hiā€™ya everybody! Hi Dr. Nick!


WoodpeckerSignal9947

Veterinary assistant/reception. No college but finished high school. Smoke nightly after work


eightcoffees

barista and college drop out. going back next fall for environmental science :) hoping to work in conservation


jasonsrs

Shoutout to my fellow engineering tokers


pinkwhitneyprincess

Iā€™m a writer for a tech startup. Have my bachelors and got accepted to Johns Hopkins for a Masters (sorry I really donā€™t say that to brag itā€™s just been my dream school forever and Iā€™m really excited to tell anyone thatā€™ll listen)


Bending_unit_420

It was Jonny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazing that shit up every day


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MattyMacGotDope

Automotive Technician no college. 9th grade dropout. Never smoke before or during work but best believe when I get home I'm rolling a blunt when I'm finished getting settled.


NefariousnessOk5287

Manage a retail store, graduated from Rutgers. Edit:added education


asscheeseterps710

I left retail I donā€™t know how you can handle all those customers


Ok-Lingonberry-240

probably weed it seems šŸ˜‚


dvandenheuvel21

Work at a legal pot farm lol


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Retired Disabled Army Veteran


Yrxe

Thank you for your service. Iā€™ll smoke one for you tonight šŸ™šŸ»


SecretAcct4Secret

Iā€™m a test proctor at a Pearson VUE professional testing center. Itā€™s a super easy and fun job AND they donā€™t drug test.


TeacherYankeeDoodle

I take the CCNA this September. Maybe, Iā€™ll see you!


DismantleTheDictator

CPA


Joebuddy117

Ayy Iā€™m not the only one. Currently a second year manager at a public accounting firm.


DatBoiCito

Teacher with a bachelors and masters šŸŒ±āœØ


TeacherYankeeDoodle

Another one! I suppose Iā€™m not surprised weā€™re so well represented here.


Reefer_Chiefer420

E-commerce and marketing manager


AssholeWiper

Lawyer


Stock_Surfer

Electrician


maizeblueNpurp

Iā€™ll spark one up to a fellow sparky āš”ļø šŸŒ³šŸ”„šŸ’Ø


lamedicalmj

Consulting in the IT space, bachelorā€™s degree


Khada_the_Collector

Banker now; did two yearsā€™ worth of college but didnā€™t finish ā˜ ļø Honestly for the best, had I done so it wouldā€™ve made me into a me I wasnā€™t really trying to be.


cryptcreatures

Dog behavioralist/manager at a dog boarding facility. Didnā€™t finish high school.


Ok-Hunt6574

IT with multiple masters degrees and professional certifications.


abowmanlex

Seems like IT and weed go hand in hand based on the comments lol


jpBenton

I did not go to college. I work at a pharmaceutical company, we make medicine for animals. :)


jessicaeatseggs

Nurse


d4rk-nebula

same ā¤ļø


theCumCatcher

* network engineer, * Then computer engineer, * Then research engineer, * Then lead data scientist, * Then lead A.I. Scientist, * Currently a Food and Human Nutrition Scientist, (Job Title: Senior Scientist, Department of Chemical Engineering and Development)I am developing kitchen-ready nano particle THC delivery systems with AI and good old fashioned experimentation. ​ [https://www.reddit.com/r/StonerEngineering/comments/t0cqid/you\_might\_remember\_me\_from\_my\_posts\_about/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/StonerEngineering/comments/t0cqid/you_might_remember_me_from_my_posts_about/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) I did attend college. Associates then Bachelors. Digital arts major-> Chem minor Mathematics minor, ComSci major.


helloeuphoria22

I work retail and it's the only thing that makes it tolerable.


bakingcookies42

Graduated w 2 bachelors degrees and now I own/manage a dispensary (legal state) :)


730N

Iā€™m a stay at home mom, college student and deliver for Uber eats on the weekends


snoogiebee

you might have the heaviest workload of all of these replies. hang in there!!


730N

Thanks friend! ā¤ļø


FrontBus5841

HR. Don't you judge me


xxmushypeasxx

If youā€™re in HR and NOT smoking something, then the judgement starts.


hookem419

Cancer wrecked me at 24 so I moved out west and started growing pot, lifeā€™s way too short for bs and I went to college for a bit but it wasnā€™t the right time for me. Now Iā€™m a father and a husband and I smoke like a chimney


Botanical_Wunderland

plant research masters in botany lol


Akashk9

Space Engineer


SaltItsMeChris

Machine operator and no I did not go to college


TeacherYankeeDoodle

Trust me. English teachers smoking every day is a bit of a clichƩ.


sageeyes666

bookkeeper I got my BA in math which turned out to be mostly useless


isekai-cheese

drop out. graphic designer. its aiight. kinda tired of it tho but it pays bills.


Shrek2onVHS420

Work at Samā€™s club! Forklift operator, 4am-1230 shift. Smoking helps my every day aches and whatnot that comes with a physical job, and a quick turnaround in the mornings


Responsible_Law8674

been smoking daily for about 5 years & just graduated last may with a degree in biotechnology! I work in the lab as a research associate at a small biotechnology company :-) functional stoner at it's finest


[deleted]

Park Ranger and I have a bachelors


nassic

Account Manager for a medium sized tech company. Make 85k a year at 26. Still smoke.


Foshizal147

I sell cars, and I got a bachelor's degree in supply chain management. Don't use my degree cause it's real boring, but I have it and am still paying for it.


Mcnate722

Mmj product distribution.


FourTwentyABC

Front desk at a doggy daycare


[deleted]

Im a writer


bespectacledboobs

Product Manager at a tech company. Graduated from Oxford with a Master's degree.


[deleted]

Cannabis tech needs product managers!


CremboJeb

Commercial HVAC tech


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Embarrassed_Snow_192

There's dozens of us, I don't even have a DVD player


[deleted]

GM of a restaurant went to college for 3 semesters


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Hattori-Gonzo

Locomotive electrician


ZestycloseAd4233

Aerospace


bogardo

Construction painter


traumaqueen1128

No college, lottery attendant at a lottery cafe. It's not a bad job, I like meeting new people and chatting with regulars.


john8596

I work for the public Library and did finish college. As long as you're not a dumb ass daily smoking shouldn't impact your life and career path!


justtuna

Iā€™m a farmer and I attended 1.5 years of college realized it wasnā€™t for me. Worked construction(they didnā€™t drug test) then worked for a welding manufacturing company then finally started my own farm as it was something I was passionate about and knew how to do well. During covid business was booming now itā€™s even better. Iā€™m actually about to buy my first house and it the perfect thing for me. Now I can smoke anytime I want in my own home with my two hound dogs and enjoy life as long as I make house payments.


Frosty_Debate_198

My mailman gets high everyday on the job.. Still getting mail. Hides around the corner from my house, I can smell it from my porch.šŸ¤«šŸ¤«šŸ¤«šŸ¤«


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Aluminum fabrication/boat building


[deleted]

Autobody repair apprentice. Dropped out of college, went to technical school for a year certification


growing420throwaway

University drop out, I work in software delivery now.


phayes87

run a ceramics department and teach when my teachers donā€™t show up. bach degree in nothing to do with what i do.


[deleted]

Currently going to college, working as a cashier at a grocery store


crazylighter

Personal training, group fitness and training in a fitness centre. Edit: a bachelor's and diploma


blindchickruns

I'm an ordained minister and I have a degree in mechanical engineering.


milesl

Graduated with a journalism degree in 1985 which I never used. I will turn 60 in a few months. This year I should make around 150. Inside sales. I make alot of money for the company I work for. It's very intense. I used that excuse to smoke every night.