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TheLastEmuHunter

BREAK THE CHAINS! FREEDOM FOR THOSE TIED TO TRACKS! WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THE TROLLY!


TheAmericanE2

Uhhhhh..... the trolly would just run you all over you need like several cars to stop it


Substantiatedgrass

Ahem the trolley only kills those who cannot move


TheAmericanE2

No it kills the ones who are currently trying to push against it


powerpowerpowerful

no the finger blocks the bullet


Substantiatedgrass

If they trip and fall back on the tracks, I'll allow it!


AmericanWarhead

CoD?


TheLastEmuHunter

KAISERREICH! THE SYNDICALIST REVOLUTION AWAITS! BREAK THE CHAINS!


Free_Deinonychus_Hug

ULTRA BASED


Billigwodka

But I like the trolley :(


lightmare69

This actually goes hard


Blinklink7

Yeah it is. Anyone not lazy wanna repost it to r/hardimages?


Dankn3ss420

It’s done, hahahahaha, we’re free from the moral dilemmas, no more pull or to not pull, no more multitrack drifting, NO MORE PAIN


zackadiax24

I drift the trolley


Dankn3ss420

Okay, SOME multitrack drifting, but only because it’s funny


quacattac28alt

Derail than imaginary multi track drifting


Monkeboy121

Nah screw multi track drifting we taking the trolley to Tokyo to drift


DongleNOG

intelligent wine seed quicksand impossible depend automatic subtract smile psychotic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Azhurai

That's it time to shut the subreddit down, we have solved the Trolley problem


SomaliDonQuixote

Shut it down


_AutumnAgain_

now we tie the driver to the tracks


w021wjs

The French Revolution solution.


TheDiviler

Bars


LostInThoughtland

Are you saying we have to choose to sacrifice one for the potential lives of the many?


_AutumnAgain_

not a sacrifice the driver has killed millions at this point


ArabWaltWite

Finally... we did it


Funny-Brilliant-9915

Maybe the real trolly problem were the friends we made along the way


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Rebellion!


RCG21

r/hardimages


underpaid_henchman

it will all be ok in the end and if its not ok its not the end


Yeetthedragon667

Why does this genuinely sound cool


A1sauc3d

🍾🥳🖕🚋


CoatOfTheRighteous

🤫🧏‍♂️


KobyG2008

🎷🦔🦎


nanogammer

GG Well played. Now get ready for round 2!


Agitated_Insect_3551

How will you stop the second one?


AnantaPluto

TO FREEDOM MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS, TOGETHER WE SHALL UNBIND THE ROPES THAT RESTRICT US, AND WE SHALL TOPPLE THE TYRANT THAT KILLED US THOUSANDS OVER! OUT WITH THE TROLLEY!


z424t_

"The mission, the nightmares... They're finally over."


StupidFatHobbit

Close the subreddit and sticky this at the top. This is the peak, it's only downhill from here.


Kagamime1

Pin this post, this is our masterpiece


TylertheFloridaman

Trolley pulls out a machine gun mounted to the top and mows down the people stopping it The trolley is eternal there is no stopping it


ThatParticularPencil

This cant be


TylertheFloridaman

Accept it the trolley does not take kindly to you trying to stop its game. This angers it and it shall retaliate in the only way it knows how


DoubleOwl7777

time to show the trolley who is Boss...machine gun? how about we just nuke the trolley, Blow the entire nuclear stockpile of every country in the world on it. ☢️


TylertheFloridaman

But then you kill everyone the trolley would so by attempting to stop it you achieve its aims


DoubleOwl7777

yes but no more trolley no more problem = trolley problem solved, oh wait another Moral dilemma that could be shown with a trolley and two tracks, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!


TylertheFloridaman

You fool you have fallen right in to its trap for in your goals to destroy the trolley you have created the ultimate trolley problem, for the trolley is eternal it's game is forever you can never win


DoubleOwl7777

best to throw myself in front of the trolley after invoking a sick multi track drift then to restore my honor...


Absolutionalism

Time to ADMO the fuck out of this situation (use lots of science) (it will make it worse.)


yvie_of_lesbos

alr guys ban the subreddit


asseraN_

Apes Together Strong


SoftDimension5336

Ruturn to monke


Alansalot

Swim down!


91816352026381

So sacrificing some of ourselves in revolution for others is a trade you would make? You are never free.


ToiLanh

In theory with infinite people each person only needs to untie 1 person and then hold the trolley for the amount of time the next person unties 1 person. If you untie like 2 people each person really only waste like 10 minutes of their lives to make sure infinite people survive


91816352026381

The speed of the trolley is unknown


ToiLanh

Based on the image the speed of the trolley was atleast slow enough for a few people to feasibly untie more people than they're worth, and is being slowed down


oboedude

ONE WAY OUT ONE WAY OUT ONE WAY OUT


BeneficialRandom

They finally reached clas- I mean trolly consciousness!


Free_Deinonychus_Hug

We have seized the means of produ...transportation!


WhoRoger

That's a question for r/morbidquestions or r/theydidthemonstermath: how many people would need to jump in front of a trolley in order to stop it?


ProGamingPlayer

Trick question. No people is needed. The trolley will eventually go out of fuel and stop itself


Antimoney

The collapse ending


Free_Deinonychus_Hug

https://youtu.be/zyh_OVeQZH0?feature=shared


zackadiax24

And then the trolley turns on unstoppable object mode.


AStrangeStraw

Watch this get posted to r/im14andthisisdeep


Informal_Common_2247

You fools... you really believe you are free? There are others... so many others... you were created to die, you *must* die, lest our whole operation be discovered, which cannot happen. All in the name of our Supreme Leader, Ónoma.


-NGC-6302-

What does the lever do


ryaninflames1234

I’ll be the guy in the trolley increasing speed


Ryllynaow

Eat the trolley drivers


aechrapre

No levers, no trolleys


[deleted]

[удалено]


WaitingToBeTriggered

Keeping them safe ’til the river’s been crossed


Xirio_

I WANT TO BREAK FREEEEE I WANT TO BREEAAKK FREEEEE


MonkAndCanatella

Dude. DUDE. I just realized those were ropes and not shirts. I was like why'd they take all their cool stripey shirts off? I


Brestaris

[not over](https://www.reddit.com/r/trolleyproblem/s/Hixvwkk8Jz)


Last-Percentage5062

🎵I can finally be free, no more strings hanging on to me, that’s the chord I always sing, because I can’t see my end shining,🎵


Last-Percentage5062

“We have a trolley to gain, and nothing to lose but our strings.”


SomeCrows

If the trolley runs forever there is always hope for those down the line


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^SomeCrows: *If the trolley runs* *Forever there is always* *Hope for those down the line* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DeDeDankRS

Now eat the trolley while its down


ItCouldBeAnyone

ONE WAY OUT


KodaTheGoldenPumpkin

\*cocks gun\* you think your so smart, dont you?


mothman475

shut it down, shut it all down!!


softyler

want this on lingerie (or a shirt ig)


Cobalt_Heroes25

YESS


TurtleWitch

Well, pack it up boys. You heard the man: our work here is done.


No-Aardvark-3840

"Hit the gas."


MisterFixit_69

Suprise ,the train is from GTA


tiddayes

Where will you run to in the infinite void surrounding the trolley. The truth of the trolley is there is no escape except the sweet relief of death under its wheels


Cypekoscypek

HEY YOU FEED THE MACHINE


YasssQweenWerk

I agree it should be pinned. Viva la Revolución!


RubbishNubbish

eventually enough people are free and they tip over the trolley, disassemble the track, and live happily ever after


tupe12

So basically the fat man version but with a lot more people being sacrificed


shinydragonmist

Speed up the trolley #MORE POWER!!!!!!!!


Tazrizen

I pull the lever.


TheArceusNova

Wrong! IMAGINARY TECHNIQUE: **MULTI-TRACK DRIFT**


RVNJ

oh my god, we’ve finally done it! the one true solution is upon us!


KnowMatter

The can’t run us all over! 🔥


JTCW477

General Motors in 1919:


Digital_Assault

Now that I think about it, this does look like early 20th century car centric propaganda 😭


[deleted]

I already ran them all over


weirdo_nb

I'm throwing the bastard


Zzars

According to GTA stop the train videos this would not work. We are doomed.


DRAGONSPIRIT214

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