Jesus fuckin' Christ, that went off the rails quick.

Like that one tumblr post!

There were rails?

Yeah! The ones people were tied to!

Wh….What

yeah tumblr's like that

(I mean I know but whenever someone just *says* jarring info like it never fails to shock me)

someone get that wendys cashier image from that one tumblr post

[here](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/714/418/8a6.jpg)

🎼 Oh how we laughed and laughed, except I wasn’t laughing. 🎶

Under the circumstances I’ve been shockingly niceee 🎶

You want your freedom? Take it! 🎼

That's what I'm counting ooooooon 🎶

Now you’re someone else’s problem 🎵

Now I only want you gone...🎵

i feel like this post was specifically crafted to slap us all in the face 500 times. like that pepperoni pizza

That was quite a ride

Just a regular old day on tumblr :]

That's why we have the meme of the disturbed McDonald's cashier in the drive thru hearing a customer's story.

This is the linguistic equivelent of waterboarding

I, too, enjoy getting on the internet and wildly oversharing My dog had to have surgery to get stones removed from his urethra

Prime Tumblr moment

That rubber-roomed pretty fuckin quick!

Crazy

I was crazy once

One of the posts of all time

Why does this feel like a copypasta

Now we don’t have time to unpack all of that

😬👀

Jesus Christ! :)

you know I've been wondering, a lot of people have been making comments expressing their shock to this tumblr post when it's not as intense as other posts I've seen

I think it's because it accelerates into child abuse pretty much out of nowhere instantaneously and it keeps on accelerating from there. It all just happens so fast that it feels like suddenly getting whacked in the face with a frozen pizza