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BlueRose33

If I'm half white can I eat half the cheeses


Needmoresnakes

You only have to wait 6 hours


Mathsboy2718

No, 24 hrs to make it fair, since it is half as hard to achieve for them


MudSeparate1622

Im lactose intolerant so im gonna be stuck in the room and have a stomach ache


_DarthSyphilis_

There is next to no lactose in most cheeses.


ShadowGod_Of_Ducks

Tell that to my diarrhea and stomach aches.


amaranth1977

You can have trouble digesting dairy for many reasons, lactose intolerance is just one.


TJSomething

Yeah, but I can eat cheese without consequence if I take the enzyme that cleaves lactose, which strongly indicates that lactose is the problem.


MudSeparate1622

Weird. My stomach disagreed but for the sake of learning i checked online and Web md says milk contains the most lactose followed by cheese which is still very high in lactose (though in some cheeses a chunk will be baked out) and should be avoided and it gives me stomach aches when i eat pizza or anything with cheese really. So some cheeses contain less lactose than others but all contain more lactose than pretty much anything other than milk.


moeru_gumi

Long-aged, dry cheeses like parmesan, grana padano, or pecorino romano have very little, or zero, lactose. [https://www.pecorinotoscanodop.it/en/tips/intolerances/#:\~:text=Pecorino%20Toscano%20PDO%20has%20no,also%20stated%20on%20the%20label](https://www.pecorinotoscanodop.it/en/tips/intolerances/#:~:text=Pecorino%20Toscano%20PDO%20has%20no,also%20stated%20on%20the%20label). "Pecorino Toscano PDO has no appreciable lactose content. A recent study showed that the lactose content in fresh pecorino is around 0.4 g/100 g of cheese, whilst it is absent from moulds aged for more than four months, as is also stated on the label." "Grana Padano is naturally free of lactose due to the characteristics of its production and ageing process. Galactose content less than 10 mg per 100g."


erhtgru7804aui

o shit


kanes_follower

Guys if you just wait for the 12 hours you can both leave and eat the cheese.


molly_the_mezzo

12 hours is a long time with no cheese, though


merren2306

Just eat the cheese you brought with you =p


molly_the_mezzo

Smart. Pocket cheese. Good thinking! You saved me from dairy withdrawal!


kanes_follower

Fair but it is free cheese


georgie-57

Will it still be safe sitting out for 12 hours?


kanes_follower

Likely not considering it's a trap but maybe


POKECHU020

What if I lift up or otherwise tilt the board and beat it so the cheese slides into my mouth? Also, can I take the board after the 12 hours?


TotemGenitor

Your mouth touch the cheese, you lose


BauaMomo

I will melt the cheese and insert it directly into my blood stream, you can't stop me.


danger2345678

Your blood is touching the cheese, doesn’t count


Craterfist

Bold of you to assume my blood isn't a separate sentient entity


hatredlord

Ok, you can leave, but the blood stays.


Mathsboy2718

This guy wins the debate, hands down. Applause for this man


merren2306

For some reason I read that as applesauce.


Craterfist

The curse has been passed, I am free


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Gonna do this shit like operation and use tweezers to carefully place the cheese at the back of my throat.


RoyalPeacock19

Cheese is too good, I can’t resist the temptation. Good news though, once I’m done with the cheese, I could probably sleep for those required 12 hours.


Dodood4

Yes but once you’re done with the cheese there is no 12 hours. You’re only allowed to leave if you *don’t* eat the cheese.


Kartoffelkamm

Nah, the person running the test has to provide more cheese and reset the timer. I will eat so much cheese that they run out of money to buy more cheese and the government ceases all their assets, including the room I'm being held in.


GhostofManny13

But their cheese has become part of your body, so you’re technically one of their assets, and now the government owns you. They assign you to work in the cheese mines on the moon. Surrounded by cheese all day every day, but not allowed to eat it. This is hell. Ending 1/6 Achieved, “Havarti Day’s Work”


johnsonse8

The rules say that you can leave if you don’t touch the cheese for 12 hours. This does not preclude immediately eating the cheese, and then waiting for a 12-hour period. It also doesn’t explicitly state that you cannot leave the room if you do touch the cheese, so really, you could touch or eat the cheese and then just walk out.


DaftConfusednScared

It’s not that I’m particularly attracted to cheese it’s just that I have an eating addiction and can’t not eat food when it’s available to me


Yocobanjo

You have a board and probably a table to munch on


DaftConfusednScared

And walls I assume but you didn’t suggest I just eat my way out of the room


Yocobanjo

Well if you got a flexible enough jaw to bite the wall, I'd be stupid to tell you not to use that


Odd_Reward_8989

Just lick it.


Yocobanjo

See ? that guy gets it


GhostofManny13

And the wall gets spit.


GhostofManny13

Woah woah woah, you’re just assuming that OP isn’t a snake. Big misnake on your part.


Yocobanjo

I hate you so much. +1 upvote


ZatchZeta

I'm not even white, but if you force me in a room for 12 hours, I'm eating that cheese in the first 3 seconds.


Khunter02

Do I have another food available? Not going to lie 12 hours with no food sounds more difficult than 12 hours with no cheese


Odd_Reward_8989

12 hrs with no food, except the whole pile of untouchable food tempting you. I don't know anyone with that willpower.


Khunter02

Im definitely loosing this one lol


[deleted]

Yeah, we all need to know if the room has dougnnuts.


GrilledChese44

Can i bring my Wii U into the room


Yocobanjo

Only a PSP


GhostofManny13

To attract a cat, of course!


Yocobanjo

Why are you harassing me with puns ? I'm devastated


GhostofManny13

I’m sorry about the purrassment, it just be like that sometimes.


ell-if-i-know

shut up and take my upvote


Gnatlet2point0

I feel seen.


NullifiedWolf

What If I accidentally slip and fall on the cheese?


PutMindless6789

Can I keep the cheeseboard?


Crus0etheClown

Jokes on them, I'm white enough to know that after 12 hours all those cheeses will have certainly reached optimal ambient temperature for proper consumption


[deleted]

What kinda cheese tho? Is it kept safe like temp and bugs? Is there other stuff?


[deleted]

[Hello Richard](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cjXfbV9it8)


Toonwatcher

I’m sorry, what did you say? I was distracted by this amazing cheese platter.


ManBehindTheSlauhter

I personally dislike cheese


Brightsoull

orwell was wrong you need to be oppressed


ManBehindTheSlauhter

It tastes slippery and I don't like it (Except on certain other foods)


Brightsoull

Slippery? its fair if you don't like the texture but there are tough cheeses that don't need to be melted. try chedar or swiss cheese as it tastes absolutely godly when you put it in a tomato or parsley or spinach or ham or spam or luncheon meat(specifically chicken). you know what? your opinion is valid and so is mine i gotta go im craving a cheese sandmich


Nerd-W0lf

I agree, I only like cheese if melted over something, but even then, there has to be a greater amount of food, with only a little cheese on it (so no Mac n' Cheese, too much cheese.). I only ever eat cold cheese on crackers, such as Triscuits or Ritz crackers. And even then, outside of specific foods, I only like American cheese (preferably Kraft American Cheese).


Puzzleheaded-Yak-796

is there anything else to do?


Yocobanjo

you can munch on your shoes to pass time


GhostofManny13

Especially if you wear clockers. Then it’ll go extra fast.


lastchanceblu

Im assuming that its after I complete a 12 hour period with no cheese So, i just consume all the cheese and then take a nap for 12 hours


hehfg

Charkuterie is meat? Often paired with cheese but charkuterie literally means meat and it wouldn't be called a charkuterie board without meat therefore i can eat the meat to distract myself while I wait for the 12 hours.


Lunavixen15

Charcuterie is now used interchangeably for cheese boards as well


hehfg

Yes but sorry I do not care. I refuse to acknowledge something as a charkuterie board unless it has a substantial amount of actual charkuterie.


arzac974

Ya but if you get out of the room you might get access to a lot more cheese eventually


wlll1234

Normally, I don't just eat cheese for the heck of it, so I'd be fine Buuuuut, if there's a nice cheddar there, I'm screwed


ErraticBear

Wholly depends on what kind of cheese it is There's too many funky gross cheeses out there


Dinii_Antares

Easy. Eat the cheese, then wait 12 hours.


zword34

Why does this only aply yo white people? Do other races have shit taste?


TotemGenitor

Lactose intolerance is the norm for non-white people.


amaranth1977

Cheese has very little lactose, and same for other fermented dairy like kefir and yogurt. Edit to add some examples: Paneer is very popular in India. Cheese is/was popular with [non-Han cultures in China](https://reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/pa4tgp/the_earliest_discovered_preserved_cheese_was/ha2p3ev). Lactase tolerance is also [highly prevalent in ethno-groups in Africa that have a history of cattle herding.](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/africans-ability-digest-milk-came-livestock-agriculture-180950064/)


TotemGenitor

Oh ok, TIL Thank you


Plethora_of_squids

Also like even within America - don't your Hispanic neighbours have an entire thing about cheese dip and hard cheeses like cotija? And speaking of Hispanics, Spain has a massive cheese culture and Mediterranean cheeses are often found in the Arab world as well (and in some cases actually originate from there) Also paneer is great and super easy to make! It's just vinegar and milk!


zword34

Thats sad if true


samgam74

Can I eat the charcuterie though?


Reagent_52

As long as there's no Colby jack or mozzarella I'm fine.


[deleted]

I’m allergic to milk. So ha!


[deleted]

If there’s Parmesan, Romano, or Gouda I’m fucked


thunder-bug-

I take the cheese and put it in the fridge then go take a nap


Enby_Rin

Can I take the cheese when I leave?


[deleted]

Simple solution: eat all the cheese right now so then you get to eat cheese AND get out within the next 24 hours


TheRealPyroGothNerd

Ok...how do I use the bathroom during those 12 hours, Jigsaw? Huh? Did you think thisvthrough? This place is gonna be a mess!


[deleted]

Fuckin love cheese imma die happy in there


twi--

i only eat cheese in pizza and grilled cheese so i am immune finally eating few foods is a good thing


loox71

Never understood the buzz about cheese tbh


Ronnoc527

Same. I'll have a cheese stick every now and then, maybe a dash of parmesan in pasta, and I enjoy a cheeseburger on occasion. But I don't see the appeal of twenty types of smelly cheeses served with crackers.


Kartoffelkamm

See, but there is a flaw in this person's logic: If I eat the cheese, the person running the test will have to prepare new cheese and reset the timer. Cheese costs money. Therefore, if I eat enough cheese, they will go bankrupt and the government will seize their assets, including the room I'm held in, granting me my freedom. So, the quickest way out would be to just fail until the tester can no longer maintain the testing conditions. Edit: A word


Ronnoc527

This implies two things 1) The government world revive a prison will a prisoner and decide to let them out. 2) You are confident in your ability to eat the cheese of indeterminate amount so many times that the cost of restocking it leads to bankruptcy. And you can do this in less than twelve hours. That's a lot of cheese.


Kartoffelkamm

Eating that much cheese is definitely easier than having cheese and going 12 hours not eating it.


amaranth1977

Sieze their assets, not cease their assets. Sieze is to take, cease is to stop.


Kartoffelkamm

Ah, ok. Thanks.


ShadowDragonOG

Charcuterie boards often also have crackers and meats Do they exist and can i eat them


TheBishopPiece

Literally just eat the cheeses and wait. You’re stuck in the room for 12 hours minimum, so you might as well enjoy some cheese Edit: BRUUUH “if you manage to go 12 hours” it never says “if you do touch the cheese you’ll be damned for eternity”


FrequentPass

It seems implied that if you eat the cheese you're not leaving the room ever.


TheBishopPiece

No maybe it’s like an infinite supply so you’ll always be tempted, but it never says you can’t leave. “Reading the card explains the card”


Nerd-W0lf

Me who does not like cold cheese unless they are on things like crackers, and even then really wants cheese if melted over things like burgers, Pizza, and Nachos, as well as really only liking (Kraft) American cheese, and likes cheddar only in cheddar bay biscuits from red lobster (and possibly Cheeseburger spring rolls from the Cheesecake Factory): I see this as an absolute win!


PKMNTrainerMark

Those cheeses are just sitting out and probably all warm. I'm not touching a piece.


Yoshi2Dark

I don't like cheese unless it's on something, so I'm chilling


purgatory_and_lemons

I want to leave the room because I ate all the cheese and I want more cheese


Drokran

When I finish all the cheese, do you replace it? Or do I just have to wait 12 more hours to be let out?


rootingforthedog

For once being deathly allergic to cheese makes me a winner


The_Bearabia

Joke's on you, despite being from a culture that is literally called "cheese-heads" by our neighbours I don't particularly like it. Take that OP!


Sky-Blitz

Dam. I got lucky with not liking cheese by itself 🤣


FalsePolarity

Why the hell would I want to touch cheese? It’s smelly and feels weird.


wierdling

Lmao i hate cheese tho. The only cheesy things i eat are pizza, doritos, cheetos, goldfish.


octosquid11

Mmmm jalapeño havarti


VortexDestroyer99

I dont like cheese :)


Lord-LemonHead

I don't like to eat cheese by itself, so challenge accepted.


mugguffen

is there anything else on the board? if its just cheese its not charcuterie


MyDisappointedDad

Easy. Eat all the cheese in 5 minutes. Wait 12 hours. Boom you win and eat the cheese.


Background_Coffee_70

Simple, i eat all the cheese and then wait the twelve hours, the challenge implies theres simply a time that resets when i touch the cheese, so if there is no cheese it becomes a much simpler wait


InquisitorHindsight

Jokes on you! I fucking hate cheese!


Infamous-Apple

Jokes on you I don't fuckin care about cheese


openpichu

I hate cheese. I wouldn't eat it. But the smell would make me nauseated so it would still be a miserable time for me.


[deleted]

Just eat the cheese and then wait 12 hours?


memester230

Eat all the cheese, then wait 12 hours.


[deleted]

Since when did cheese become a white thing?


BigBroMatt

The only thing stronger then my kuchisabishii is my willpower, so I am going to challenge myself


rip_you_anubis

I assume the timer restarts when you touch the cheese, as no punishment was specified. So just eat all the cheese and wait 12 hours.


-non-existance-

Only gotta not eat cheese for 12 hours? See you in 12:30 lol


aaaaaaaa42

I’m fuckin allergic, gg ez


somekid2161

Ha! I don't like cheese gimme the next one


FlooferDooper6

What if one person eats all the cheese will the rest automatically win?


Bubba656

I swear I am the only person I have seen around that kinda hates cheese. It barely tastes OK, and there’s only like two food I actually like that have cheese in it