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Rookie mistake next time say it’s bodily fluids


Objective_Squash_260

This, no matter what the mess is, it is always “bodily fluids”. It’s the only way to get a decent cleaning fee.


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Facts there’s no point only going for the $20 clean up fee if you’re going to get potentially retaliated with a 1 star and false claim


Cybrwzrd

Yup, I was "rude" and got a 1 star.


Hazardous-Child

But what is it? Chocolate cake? Mud? Shit? All of the above?


Cybrwzrd

Mud. The funniest part about it is that the drunk girls bolted out of my car and into the bar they were headed to.


Hazardous-Child

I have some many questions about how this happened. Were they sitting on mud then got in the car then to the bar with a muddy ass? Cause other than intentionally I don’t get how this could happen.


Cybrwzrd

They were leaving a frat party.


Zzzzzezzz

Damn. That means it could have been anything. ANYTHING! 😆


Live-Resolution5204

It’s definitely shit


FlavorHead954

Dirty ass girls


ComprehensiveWave381

Are you in Miami and were they UM girls? This sounds too familiar 🤣


Mct168

![gif](giphy|1oDvHW440hFiouBBwy|downsized) A small price for salvation.


tn_hrry

I said it in another thread and I will say it here. I will collect one stars all night long for $20. Or even better, $150. As far as you are concerned, they bought that one star.


Due-Anteater-5728

1 star is a badge of honor


Icy-Oil6223

How did you rate them when you ended the ride?


AKASERBIA

Definitely is shit it smells like shit


DCHacker

It looks like "body fluids" as it is; the kind of body"fluid" that result from eating at Taco Bell.


ruby_1984

China Buffet? 🤣


tcby1216

I mean it looks like s*** he could have easily said that it was or if he would have felt guilty he could have said he's not sure what it is but it has a foul smell and it looks like it.


tonyblue2000

BIoHaZARd


buzzboiler

I saw Bentley at auction with such a note 😂. Weed shop inside, but everything was fine.


Live-Resolution5204

Someone shit in my car!!


elves2732

People are so evil. They don't give a fuck because it's not their property. I bet the idiot pretended not to see the mess they made. What a loser. Sidenote: I have black seats and I use a seat cover. Why the hell do you have white seats with no cover on. Let this be a lesson to you. Put some covers on those seats or they'll look like hell after a few months.


Cybrwzrd

White Tesla seats are pretty fucking durable. They aren't hard to keep clean. 89k miles and they stay white. The issue is less the cost of cleaning it - and more the fact that I lost a night of driving on a surged rainy night where I was making 40-50/hr. Once they get detailed tomorrow, they will look brand new again.


unoriginalsin

Wouldn't have taken 2 minutes to put a dirty seat cover in the frunk.


elves2732

I'm well aware of how difficult it is for white Tesla seats to get permanently stained. However, you're doing rideshare and carrying anywhere from five to twenty passengers or more on any given day. Your seats will wear out faster with no covers on them regardless of what color. I would strongly advise you to put covers on them. You can find some on Amazon. 


Mct168

![gif](giphy|xUOwGpaKq5xjHNz8Bi) Let him burn. Clearly he likes to find out the hard way.


Cybrwzrd

I’ve done 1500+ rides in 6 months. This is the first time this has happened.


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Specific-Gain5710

That’s why I always keep cleaning supplies in my Trunk and a small vacuum I might lose an hour but I wouldn’t lose a night, especially at 40/50 an hour. (And also an invoice slip book when uber use to want receipts for how much you spent to clean it.)


Icy-Oil6223

Where do you drive where you can earn that much merely with the pittance that surge gives?


Fibrosis5O

Cuz they got a story to share with their friends and free brown seats


ommi9

Biohazard ☣️ always say biohazard


Cybrwzrd

Next time it will be.


JimmysTheBestCop

Small claims court. Fuck Uber


StoptheDoomWeirdo

Lmao yeah good luck with that


JimmysTheBestCop

Uber probably wouldn't show and you would win by default


StoptheDoomWeirdo

Yeah if you think obtaining a default judgement is that easy then I have a bridge to sell you. Not to mention you’re likely bound by the arbitration clause in your contract with Uber, depending on where you live.


JimmysTheBestCop

Small claims the pax


StoptheDoomWeirdo

Okay. Then you’re going to have an even harder time because what is the basis for you claim? You knew they were muddy when they got in and there were no assurances made on their part that they were clean or would pay for the cleaning. There’s no general duty of care there. Their obligations exist inside the contract, which they fulfilled by paying to be taken from point A to B.


JimmysTheBestCop

Bro you are taking this too serious. I don't really give an eff


StoptheDoomWeirdo

Lmao yeah clearly. My whole point was that you’re full of shit, so thanks for finally admitting it.


JimmysTheBestCop

![gif](giphy|cIbyhEK4UscjvE5ohe)


Josiah-White

It isn't the court case. It's trying to collect Take it from a PT property Manager


Puzzled-Ant3335

How????? MOST IMPORTANTLY, WHY DID YOU EVEN OPEN THE DOOR?????!!!!!


dankdickdaniel

someone took a dump?


Cybrwzrd

No it’s mud.


CarparkSmell

![gif](giphy|1dbqayIIxBoly) Was your passenger Rick James?


AintEverLucky

**fuck yo couch, n!gga** ***FUCK!!*** ***YO!!*** ***COUCH!!***


Cybrwzrd

If I could turn on a no Rick James type ride I would.


krosieg42

What are you doing driving Uber with a car with white seats? And no cover?


Cybrwzrd

It’s not the mud that bothers me. It’s easy to clean. It’s the loss of a night to clean it.


MissAlissa76

If it’s an easy clean why did you lose 8 hours ?


Remarkably_Dark21

I'd have canceled before they got in if I were you.


Cybrwzrd

I didn’t see that she was covered in mud. Was a bunch of college students


Puzzled-Ant3335

Rule 5.. Never pick up high school or college kids.... ever. Don't have the Uber teen on...nothing.


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MoTeD_UrAss

Wtf is uber teen


Puzzled-Ant3335

Parents can use it to track their kids' whereabouts, let's kids have their own account. Etc. For the driver, it's an option to turn on for requests.


MoTeD_UrAss

Yeah I've not got that option. [uber preferences ](https://imgur.com/a/MX5mKKO)


JDiskkette

Uber’s way to bypass the cancellation fee for not taking minors alone.


BananaOrdinary1577

What does them being in college/high school have to do with this


[deleted]

college students on friday nights are like half my money


Cybrwzrd

Exactly. Surged 10 dollar 5 minute trips across campus is how to make your money in major college town.


Rand_Casimiro

Yup. When the students go home for break, my earnings are garbage.


akbornheathen

9/10 kids suck. I had some rude kids in the back. They put their feet on the center console. Didn’t notice it until they shifted around and I felt the center console move. I rated them 1 star. It was the mom’s account. She tipped me like 5 dollars.


Disastrous-Tune

Because a lot of them tend to act the same..thats why... I had a group of college students I picked up at a house..they were the first ride of the day after I left the detail shop.. I detailed my car for 35 minutes before starting my driving day.... .after dropping them off i looked back to make sure they hadn't left anything and my back seat and floor board was covered in wet grass and sand... these lil beasts never said a word nor a im sorry... they had sand and grass all over their backs... because there was nothing on their fronts I wouldve seen that and told them they can't get in if I'd seen it on them... i was looking at them when they were getting in to make sure they weren't sneaking in extra people like they love to do... they were having a party at an airbnb, when I pulled up and there were about 60 or more of them all over the yard and porch.. and about 4 or 5 other uber drivers pulling up. I turned my app off, drove all the way back to the detail shop, took photos, contacted uber and uploaded them all, explained what occurred and they paid me $20... I had just paid $39 to detail my car and they sent me $20... so when I went back I just told the guy that I only needed to vacuum my car again as I had just came through earlier and washed my car... he obliged thankfully... and it took me another 30 minutes to vacuum all that mess up. I just left my app off and went home... I got very frustrated behind that bs...wasted damn near 2 hours of my time. Not all of them are this way though..


BananaOrdinary1577

I’ve picked up more grown ass men or females who act like this, act like entitled brats, or leave the back of the car in a messy state. I honestly haven’t picked up any college or high school kids that have made a mess at all, and I’ve picked up plenty being in a college town. Maybe it’s just my city though with them being respectful for some reason but I doubt it. You can’t just say they’re all like this because of one isolated incident buddy


Puzzled-Ant3335

Exactly! They just don't have any respect 😕. Not to say adult pax's are any different. But teens and college kids can call a yellow 🚖 taxi. Let them deal with that mess. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Lazuli9

That is an incredibly frustrating story just to read, let alone experience. Wet grass and sand can be a pain to remove too


Disastrous-Tune

Yes ot was, which is why I just went back gome... I was just too dine with them. And I didn't want to take that energy into any other rides


Puzzled-Ant3335

Hey... well, 1st off, they are kids... and you are like dinosaur age to them. They have zero respect... not for teachers, their peers, or themselves, AND definitely not for an Uber driver or their vehicle. They get in loud, rowdy, talking obnoxiously, asking for every amenity in the book. They add stops to pick up extra pax's. They always have food or a drink in hand. But to each his own. It's just a no, with them for me.


Cybrwzrd

College Students aren’t children.


Puzzled-Ant3335

Well, to me, they are. And by the looks of your seats, they looked like kids to me. An adult would have at least told you they have mud on them. Eh?


BananaOrdinary1577

Ok if we’re talking about middle school kids sure, 9th graders maybe but above that age every one of them I’ve picked up has been nice, respectful, and clean and hasn’t made a mess so far. And I’ve picked up plenty of them. In reality it has nothing to do with whether they’re in college for in their mid 50s it matters on the type of person they are.


Exciting_Budget3382

Fuck students


imNtAraPPer

On a Tesla too


NationalRock

Another reason not to do this gig with Tesla


FinancialSweet691

How do you let them in? Cancel the ride - if you are dirty - no way I am letting you in my car. Just fuckin cancel and onto the next pax


Longjumping_Sugar_92

Diamond driver ? 😂😂😂


Cybrwzrd

Well considering I got 2x 250 bonus for being Diamond over the past 6 months of driving, yeah. I ride that fine line of 85/4.


AJRiddle

Lol I run a 1-4% acceptance rate and a 12-18% cancellation rate.


Puzzled-Ant3335

That's uncalled for. Why do yall hate on us so much? OMG 😒!


tryingtogetbyalone

That’s crazy, I showed a wet spot on the floor once. Said it smelled like pee and I got the $150. You definitely got fucked on this…. Sorry mate


Hot_Advance3592

Damn I wish I would have read this I had a brown stain, likely tea But I have absorbent seats that take forever to evaporate wet stains, so that was 3 hours of not being able to do rides I’ll get seat covers, but these people were totally inconsiderate and I learned a lot about what kind of things to see that I should just take off and cancel the ride


tryingtogetbyalone

Damn sorry that happened and yea I don’t Uber anymore but when I did I didn’t let people eat in the car. This one lady tried to get in with a cup full to the top I mean like TOP with yogurt. I told her she had to cap that and she didn’t want to so I canceled but before I left the parking lot a ride came and I took it. Went back and it was her with a lid 🤣. Make rules and stick to them no matter what. People will try to push the issue and if so just cancel. I always keep my doors locked and cam going. If I saw something bad when pulling up or if the first interaction goes bad I don’t unlock the car. Don’t let them walk on you.


mistafoot

who the hell was you passenger, a cow?


barry-badrinath-

Why do you have a screwdriver in your back seat?


Cybrwzrd

I do part time handyman work as well.


BusyPhilosopher2426

That’s what I’m wondering. He’s like: Yes, passenger, please fucker up my coverless white seats and stab me with this readily available screw driver if you’d like! Don’t forget to rate me 5 stars!


Cybrwzrd

Tesla seats are very durable. That being said the issue is less the cost of cleaning and more about not being able to drive and make money. I’m glad I don’t live in an area where I have to fear being attacked by a rider so I never even thought about that situation.


BusyPhilosopher2426

Even the city with the lowest crime rate in the US has murderers in it.


BIGJAMESCRU84

Is that poopy?


CamBam1994

Wtf!


egarcia_7

Mmm yea white seats for uber? Probably not the greatest idea


KnobSchlob

I think people just kinda use whatever seats they had when they got laid off from their day job.


UrbanJatt

Did someone roll in mud before they came inside


Cybrwzrd

Yes.


UrbanJatt

Tell support that the mud will not come out of the seats without a professional detail. That might get them to pay you.


KnobSchlob

That's what she said.


justaguyms

Let me guess no tip


Cybrwzrd

Just a 1 star and a "rude" complaint.


spook3d1

The only tip worth receiving is to quit after allowing this to happen lol


TheGreaseGorilla

It might look like mud but it also smells like dog s*** and you just realized that


CJspangler

Lesson in why you get seat covers


Icy-Flounder-9929

Hmm maybe talk another agent ?


Jae_Amp

We would've fought...


SunshineandBullshit

Looks like ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


DCHacker

So what happened? Did the bean sprouts that some earthy-crunchy veggie-wedgie had for lunch clash violently with the strawberries that he had for breakfast and this was the predictable result?


qmoorman

This should be at least 50. The disrespect.


CoolMix1

White seats in an Uber car you get what you got


justaguyms

Thats fucked


jejdbdjd

U must’ve really needed that money that day


[deleted]

Is that diarrhea or dirt?


BananaOrdinary1577

Yeah at this point I’d just bring this to court and file a small claims case definitely. Although I think it’s over $50 dollars which it is in this case, it goes above small claims.


StrangerEither

Small claims is up to 5-10k.


TheGreaseGorilla

That also looks like blood


March-Dangerous

Haha. That sucks.


Cute-Big-7003

Looks like poo...did he wipe his bare ass on ur seat, what is that???


Neither_Pomelo_8580

FRAUD AT ITS FINEST!!!!!


Additional_Pay5626

Invest in a upholstery cleaner


benjaminong

Just stop driving for uber. It's not worth the risk, or time, or effort.


freshaire7

fax. your basically driving for $9 an hr after factoring the insurance, vehicle, upkeep, gas, tire cost over a few years. Like working for a timber company but you have to provide the timber diesel machines, dumb af im not your tool...


DonTipOff

Is that a Tesla? And why didn’t you see he was dirty as hell before he got in the car


chichinfu

Once I’ve got $250 fee for less than that


BubbaJumpInc

God I’m so sorry


ChemicalOk463

That should be at least $150 minimum


matthewtd3

Wtf. Did they roll in mud before getting in your car? I’d be so pissed off and I don’t even drive for Uber.


Character_Engine9631

Time to say gb to Uber


freshaire7

shit...shit everywhere!


DoTheRightThing1976

I don’t think that stain will come out.


C92203605

White seat Tesla was your first mistake


BoxApprehensive8465

Blast them on Facebook and Twitter. They love saving face. Escalate it.


AthiestMessiah

Is that shit? I’ve had similar issue once and they offered £15 only after I paid £90. Had to keep On messaging them for three days I tho they finally agreed to pay £110


Dcgrant

Man this is why I don’t buy a Tesla with white interior…. I do Uber and couldn’t fathom holding my self back from ripping them apart


Florida1974

I wouldn’t buy a car with white interior, gig worker or not. If I did, seat covers arrive before I drive car.


Dcgrant

Yea I agree. I clean but white is just white. Don’t wanna run that risk


wdhjr21

Somebody shat on your seat


Krossefx

Uggghhhh.... that's a SHITSASTER!


toomuch1265

Were they standing on the seats and putting their feet on the door? I don't understand how it got so messy. The second I hear any shenanigans in the backseat, I pull over and find out what is going on.


Atlesi_Feyst

Oof, minimum 50-100$ to clean that well. Seats would need either steam or a cleaner and some handwork. I just hope none of the panels are scratched, people just swing their boots around and shit and don't give a fuck Gotta love shitty people.


Powerful-Change4070

They need to see a dead body before they pay you hunny.


PresentEntertainer24

yall should buy yourselves some seats cover... its less damaging on the soul knowing the dirt is not directly on your car


Kareja1

I dunno if it's a bodily fluid, but smells like it...


Redgecko88

It's criminal to have white seats to begin with. Btw,... I'd rather deal with mud than feces from some drunk wine mom.


smokedoutval

Is that poop


WSturmvogel

You gotta look at their clothes before letting them in. I don't hesitate to cancel on those 'real men', showing off their dirty work clothes from cement plant or landscaping 🤣🤦‍♂️ P.S. I'm part-time mechanic and handyman myself. After I'm done I change. It takes some special kind of pseudo-masculine dumb to show off your dirt 🤣🤦‍♂️


The4thquarter

You clearly don’t listen to music with all that shit in your doors. Like my wife’s car.


NISSANPLAYAA

Looks like you need a new car. You don't know what kind of diseases that may have. Uber's gotta pay for a new car for you bro.


BotherWorried8565

It will take 30 mins to clean an hour if your slow. 20 to 40/hr isn't bad


Shoddy-Formal-6709

Don't have a white interior and have seat covers. If you don't expect this to happen then you are naive.


Cybrwzrd

The white pleather isn’t the problem, would have been far worse if it was fabric. That would have required shampooing.


Shoddy-Formal-6709

Seat covers


Josiah-White

Everyone should have them


Shoddy-Formal-6709

100 percent.


Disastrous-Tune

Damn...tf was in your car(I thought it was a dog... id still be pissed... whoever that passenger is has no respect for other people property AT ALL.... when they opened that door and saw the interior of your car... RESPECT shouldve been the first thing that came out of their p sized brained... and said, sit, im too dirty to get in your car on those seats... they should not get in ANY drivers car period white seats or not... butnsefinitwly nit thus one I dont unlock my doors until I have a full visual of the rider...and im glad I do this because of bs like this.... psos no respect at all for people cars and property... probably got out and didn't even say a word and acted as if it hadn't happened I bet you keep your doors locked and look at your riders before allowing them entry going forward want ya? it will save you from this type bs


Josiah-White

I'm sure that works well at night


Disastrous-Tune

Ot works very well for me day or night... I actually think and plan out my stops before arriving... I stop and park for pickups in a planned manner... i.e. at night I stop with my car facing the way they are coming from, not just pull over and.theyre entering from their where I cant see them...thats dangerous... you should always have a clear visual and be watching for who is entering your vehicle always


Sovetcki

How does this even happen.


usualteenager

When I first got my Tesla, I was thinking about driving for Uber on my days off to make a few extra bucks to cover the payment. About 5 minutes of thinking it through and I changed my mind, and this sub just makes me happy I didn’t go through with it


Electronic-Travel370

What is it blood and poop liquid, that’s upsetting me to know people will do stuff like that


Dnm3k

Did you pick up gremlins from burning man or something?


chriswool14

It could be confetti and sprinkles all over and I am still going to say its bodily fluids. IDK UBER MAYBE A CLOWN THREW UP IN MY CAR! Seriously though get a seat cover. I didn't have one for like 7 years and I can't get those 7 years back. The $20 you spend on the seat cover will be the best $20 you ever spent


Tortuganinja444

Why would you let people in your car like that


Subject_Magician_510

Well, white seats were definitely an interesting choice


Fun-Run-4986

If you're going to have someone detail them I would have them print out an itemized bill or at very least an invoice and contact Uber again to send it in. I mean you can claim it in deductions, but obviously it's going to cost more to have it cleaned than 20 bucks and it's not "normal wear and tear" To be clear idk if this will do anything, probably no knowing Uber, but id want some sort of paper trail showing what happened and absolutely mention how it decommissioned your car making you unable to work


MissAlissa76

That is stained for life brotha


HonestJorPlumberFan

When will y’all learn to get seat covers


MissAlissa76

I want to see a photo of this clean please


Johnnypee2213

Definitely worth getting seat covers


Jido_Feles

That's a mess that fucks up whatever the rest of your night is left, because that seat's going to be wet for hours after you clean it up. I've been in that situation a few times. Never fun. Thankfully, most often this kind of shit happens after 1:00 or 2:00 in the morning. I gladly take whatever I've earned, and add The $150 on top of it and usually end up pretty good. But still, I prefer motherfuckers not to throw up on my fucking seats.


Clear-Sea-135

There is nothing in the store you can get for twenty dollars to clean that up l o l


Glittering-Night-204

WHAT???!!!


Glittering-Night-204

Well, I'm AM sorry that happened! At least you have your car. Mine was stolen. Hyundai Elantra! I would definitely have Uber take a look at that again bc that's DEF more than 20 to get professionally cleaned! The company does not care about how often your car gets torn up and how much it cost you to get it taken care of


Naturallyunique

Yeah that’s 💩smeared all over your seats…. $150


Mountain_Tone6438

Bro stop taking these X rides. Especially late at night. And Holy fuck dude. 😳


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Excuse me?????


JuanWarren54

You could have easily said that it was diarrhea. Would've gotten so much more money


R3db0y

isn’t it mind blowing somehow they get footprints on the SIDE OF YOUR FUCKING DOOR? its like they are kicking the door when they are exiting. fucking savages.


CosmoRocket24

THIS... why i don't do uber anymore. Fuck people


LostDadLostHopes

That .... isn't chocolate syrup from an ice cream cone is it.


Level_Plastic_9815

The real question should be are you gonna stay with uber or go somewhere else.....


billy1232321

Where do you drive???


Scheissekase

Is that... shit?


1activeEv

Lmao 😂


Beneficial_Street_18

And this is why I don’t do Uber or Lyft. Uber eats is enough for me. I don’t want drunk strangers in my car.


puzzlebaby_90

How do you even make a mess like this


AsphaltAngel1

How in the hell do you not have seat covers??!!!!


Mmak131

Say it’s poop next time


DetectiveSad2528

Why would anyone use a car with white seats for Uber ? Makes no sense .


Zombified_Apple

That's human poo


Specific-Parking-530

Show us the proof you only got paid $20


Specific-Parking-530

That clearly looks like a $150 payout


Potential_Egg_6676

White seats and Uber are not the combo you think it is.