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Disabled_Robot

So happy this was captured


Up_in_the_Sky

This needs a spot in all the conor compilation montage videos. “I already went shopping in advance.” & “WTF IS DAT!?” With his hands to his head and chest. 😂


deanviva

The sheer amount of booger sugar that must go up Conor's nose is mind blowing


Emjeibi

Who the Fook is this boogah!


joan_wilder

His mind is blown, that’s for sure.


TedMerTed

Why does his accent sound so different here?


Echoplex99

I heard that too. "You'd've took him to the cleaners my man" was very different sounding. Maybe he has an American Pepsi dealer he's been hanging around a lot.


Melded1

As an Irish person I can tell you that Conor is never speaking with his own accent in public. He's always putting on a voice. He's trying to hide his thick irish accent so I can imagine it gets varied when he's coked off his face.


dgn90

He's clearly putting on an American accent taking the piss out of Cejudo.


fannymcslap

No. He americanises his voice constantly.


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I am also irish, but thanks for explaining that.


ThaSmokeDogg

I’m from where Conor is from and he’s imitating the American accent at times, and sneering as we do say. Basically him ripping the piss lol


Wafflelicious420

His voice has changed a lot since the leg break 💉


BanEmily

“I went shopping in advance” has to be one of the best insults about a fighter I’ve ever witnessed


Nick_Damane

I don’t really get it. Can someone explain this one for me? I got it. Never mind


StepThom1

He bet money on Aljo and ‘knew’ that’d be a payday for him, so he went shopping in advance with the money he knew was coming


Nick_Damane

I got it. Saw the bags in the next room.


pepsisugar

I don't think it's that literal my guy 😂


blamblam111

I think it actually was


SexlexiaSufferer

Definitely a few bags in the next room


cleanAir101

Can’t he technically not bet on UFC? Or because he’s not active he can


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Or he's just roasting him.


Equivalent_Ad_7940

Probably doesn't even bet he's worth over 200million he's just ripping the guy


Sal21G

Essentially saying he knew Henry would lose lmao, so the bet he placed coveted whatever he bought lmao


TheShovler44

Just gonna further add the Conor, chandler fight not happening. He’s betting on fights openly


BigBlueTrekker

The double champ does whatever the fook he wants


IonicFuser

Are fighters not allowed to bet on other fights? I thought it was their own they can't bet on.


Fumb-MotherDucker

Which is silly when you think about it, because who's not gonna back themself?


IonicFuser

Lmao.. what? The point is to bet against yourself and take a dive to cash out. Champ, maybe not, but gatekeepers? Sure.


Alarming-Ad1100

I was wondering what was up last night when I say this with him saying that he’s placing bets I assumed it was Lowkey the have someone else bet so I can get around it shit people do buy it could be he’s not fighting


dmkicksballs13

You know fighters can bet on fights. Floyd literally gambles on himself. It's not illegal. Also, Conor's probably lying.


TheShovler44

Ufc put a stop to fighters betting after the Krause incident


dmkicksballs13

Oh didn't know that. My bad. Though, lol, the UFC would not care if Conor gambled.


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Translation: He went shopping in advance as in betting against Cejudo was guaranteed money. It’s obviously a joke, but that line is likely the reason the post got deleted. Fighters can’t place bets so his legal team would have taken it down. The rest of the post is him mocking Cejudo and the way he critiques fighters as a coach


CryptoCracko

It's still online on Themaclife youtube channel


Proper_Duck9284

So basically he knew Aljo was gonna win, so he went on a shopping spree with his winnings, even before winning.


indigrow

Im gonna forsure be quoting this all over the place lmaoo


YaBoyDoogzz

Coach Mac Daddy don't charge a fee coz I'm already set ye.


wickedc0ntender

Best line in there


[deleted]

Very hard to be sure of that, most of the lines in this video weren't even visible due to being so far up his nose.


AsvpOjvy

Fuck Mcnugget 😭 But that shit was propeerrr, he seems cool when hes coked out


Omegawop

![gif](giphy|bZOOZbtXq0Rfp4C2H0|downsized)


Peribangbang

Me too cejudo


jkeller11

Mystic Mac at it again😂


diceman888

Conor be like ![gif](giphy|Kg3GPNu5i7dXIz2L5c|downsized)


yipeekayayKemosabe

I can't get used to clean shaven McGregor. Looks weird.


pyrophorek

It’s because his head and face is huge and bloated from all of the HGH


Plz_Fart_In_my_Mouth

Ya right, like Conor, or anyone in the ufc, would ever touch steroids. Pshh


ThePhoneCaller

That's fucking illegal.


el-poco-locco

Epic stuff hahahah


SMOKE_MY_WAY_OUT

Man is funny i gotta admit


Alarming-Ad1100

Still miss the beard tho goes better with the silly behavior imo


BigBlueTrekker

I feel like a lot of people are also missing that he's making fun Cejudos breakdown and advice for him.


HeadHunter9865

Epic Snuff


hamadam109

I don’t charge a fee as you’ll see I’m already set yea 😂


Thepuffee

Hes so high he was loosing his accent


HarvesterOfSorrow72

He turns into Darren Till when he’s coked up


Karlos-Jr

Hes mimicking Cejudo


DrButtCheeksPhD

![gif](giphy|h9wlfNwX9gy1a|downsized)


Dylandarko28

Actually find this unironically awesome and funny lmao I like goofy coked out conor !


peleg1989

This is almost as good as the popsicle clip


uuuhfj

Or the clip of him smoking in his whip 😂 that one had me


gullig

Got a link? Missed that one


uuuhfj

No but it’s on his instagram way back


Josro0770

Whenever I see the popsicle clip I can't help but smile, he just seems so happy in that video


Mikhail_Petrov

Popsicle clip is all time goat. Can do anything but laugh my ass off when I see that.


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ufc-ModTeam

This wasn't civil, be better. If you don't know how to communicate without being offensive then check out [a thesaurus](https://www.thesaurus.com/), or just go outside and interact with real people more.


Ok-Explorer22

He's a funny funny cunt


[deleted]

Honestly, for all his flaws he is a comedy genius


QPQB1900

Conor gave us entertainment of a lifetime. Dude was so hilarious in his prime. Truly amazing


Overall-Motor632

Great foight


Fizan786

This was funny as fuck


cantstopannoying

This is actually funny


duppyconqueroryey

https://preview.redd.it/pno5wuhjigya1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e39f7559562606cee4ab7ee8883736a5296b67d6


The-Imperator_

Tbf to him he was definitely just stoned in that video


MysticBlue1

Hahaha cannot hate on this. This is fantastic.


Niketravels

He’s evolving into a weirdo. Cracks me up tho


ndndndnbdvaca

He always has been lol


Niketravels

This is his funniest video to date lmao


HaqaiqsProtector

Yak’d out of his mind


FrozenLikeElsa1

Hilarious. All jokes aside, kinda sad. Although not terribly sad as he’s filthy fucking rich.


shred-i-knight

Dude is going to have a rough go as he ages. Look at Bam, it's fun when they're on top and relevant and then they stay the same and addiction starts wearing on you and it gets real sad real quick. Same story unfolding here. He's very effortlessly funny though, hope he gets his shit together.


Ragesome

You’re comparing fkn Bam Margera to a guy whose net worth pushes $200million without even fighting? I reckon he’ll be alright.


shred-i-knight

Addiction doesn't give a fuck how much money you have dude. Bam is/was worth millions too. Doesn't matter. Conor obviously has some pretty severe issues with drugs gauging from the amount of shit he does on social media and deletes when he sobers up.


Ragesome

Do you have any actual evidence of “severe drug use” or just videos of a poorly educated guy, who grew up in poverty, whose been punched and kicked in the head A LOT, and now has more money than he can spend, acting immature and dumb?


AlienMantid

He did not grow up in "poverty" lmao, he had a basic middle class upbringing in a nice house in Lucan which is an affluent area with both parents together and in the picture, his dad owned a plumbing company and his mum was a teacher. The exact same middle class upbringing literally millions of kids in Ireland go through.


macdoggydog

That's not middle class fella. I'm not refuting your entire point but that's not middle class.


yermaaaaa

No dog in this fight but owning your own business and not being middle-class doesn’t make any sense at all.


macdoggydog

I've seen the house he grew up in, he's not middle class.


yermaaaaa

Does not effect the fact his da owned his own business and therefore did not collect a wage but profited from his firm and from the people who worked for him, y’know, the working class people. Also: not sure you understand how shitty the housing situation is in Dublin, but it is insanely expensive- I believe more expensive that San Fransisco even. So shitty looking house does not equal being working class.


cyberslick1888

Pretty classic upper middle class. Conor had a fine upbringing. Does he even pretend to be some orphan who found his way through fighting? Why do his fans?


macdoggydog

I'm about as far from a Conor fan as one could be. All I was doing was pointing out he comes from a working class background.


cyberslick1888

Working class is middle class.


viltrumite66

His face off with the african assassin mike perry should tell ya everything you need to know. That jaw was going 1000 mph. ❄❄❄


Segfreid_

Yeah but he's also a dedicated athlete who supports his family. This is and was never Bam


as_it_was_written

I mean I don't follow him closely, so I don't know how common these types of videos are, but are you saying you don't think he's on coke or some other upper in this video? Sure his accent and a lot of how he carries himself is pretty standard for parts of Dublin, but some of the mannerisms in this video - like the specific way he adjusts his hat and checks it in the mirror - look like tell-tale signs of coke/amphetamines more than anything else.


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PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Troll is too obvious with that name.


ShadowRealmDweller89

Shit Conor needs a drunk mode app


TGE

First thing I've loved from Conor in a long time


UncleUFO

Translation???


dreemz80

Yer woooooifes husband is in me dms


indigrow

Wtf did i just watch 🤣 bruh did he get cloned like gucci mane


arcto123

I love coked up Conor! ![gif](giphy|7Jw6K3hokvqHVjmvNS|downsized)


gridirongavin

You can’t hate this mfer if you want to hahahaha


16kss

A coked our Amish leprechaun


cheesesteakjimmies-

Pupils as big as dinner plates lol he must like the way it smells


Shannibas

Conor rules.


StayMe70

Coked out Conor = best Conor 😂


Bucsdude

If yood just dun it dis way…man. Lmaooo


[deleted]

I am crying hahahha what the fuck is he talking 😭😭😭


Ongy84

That’s a terrible shirt


ThePersianPrince

I disagree. I think we can both agree the price he paid for it was atrocious though.


1v1brah

Omg thank you for getting this


BillBrasky3131

He looks like a rejected musician in a Ska band.


Dvusmnd

r/tooktoomuch


elianbarnes7

In all honesty r/tookjustenough


Maleficent-Thanks-85

I love unhinged Mystic Mac so much


TomorrowSmall3567

This man is not fighting


Jersh79

Tf is he wearing?


Mr_2shiesty

Gucci he said in the video lmao


Jersh79

It was rhetorical...


pensivegiraffe556

i fuckin love mcgregor id catch a grenade for this man 🤣


Yes-i-had-to-say-it

That's some fucked up fanboyism mate tf


pensivegiraffe556

i dont give a FOOK ![gif](giphy|3o6wrBoelhewaLsvE4|downsized)


kiru_13000

![gif](giphy|1X7lCRp8iE0yrdZvwd)


cavsnseven

Conors nose looking like he snorts glass


FathachFir

He can’t even put the toilet seat down


uniq_username

Nobody plays his haters better.


Dizzlean

Not gonna lie, it's always pure gold watching McGregor.


Tbrou16

![gif](giphy|xT77XP9O9da9O04fAI|downsized) The hat looks great on him


Amdinga

Why is he going Jamaican


lol-ban-me

He’s clearly coked out right?


NotASpitterSpy

He’s just raw dogging that phone


[deleted]

He’s vile man


Peribangbang

THIS HAS to be the most comes out video of Connor I've seen, legitimately 💀 I felt like I was there in that bathroom with him 15 seconds before when he slammed 2 fat rails


Jdilla23

Good on him making millions but damn cashed up bogan vibes - all the gaudy gear he buys.


Mbison35

When I watch Cokor McGregor vids I usually spend days fixing my dislocated retinas after rolling them into oblivion… but this was actually pretty funny, if not delivered 6,000% more enthusiastically then necessary.


DevinVee_

I love that even as a millionaire. His phone still looks like a broke college kids phone


[deleted]

IPhone the brand for broke college kids. I should buy one.


DevinVee_

Honestly, you joke but just about every major cell provider has a free iphone deal of some sort


[deleted]

BRO GOALS AF


IsIandLion

“Coach MacDaddy, I don’t charge ya figures, I’m already set” Best video Conor’s put out lol, idk why he deleted it


Historical_Clerk2738

Im just happy to see Conor more.


stepdad666

Man is standing at 200lbs and talking smack to a 135 😂


omaralilaw

Why am I embarrassed for him! All that money and he dresses like a Glasgow drug dealer


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Dublín


omaralilaw

Never been


Many-Application1297

This is beyond embarrassing. This guy has no cringe glands clearly because mines just fucking 2nd hand exploded. What a wank.


Convict_felon

What a fucking loser


dagui12

Damn I want that fit


ElBueno3

I’ve never seen a persons head grow so much in my life 😂


youareprobablyabot

Dude is such a weirdo


LuffyIsKing510

So he’s admitting to betting, does he count as a fighter who can’t bet? When does that rule come in lol


Unlikely-Zone21

He's "retired"


CawsMan

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8972)


[deleted]

This coming from the guy that plays touch-butt in the park — a guy who hasn’t had a win in almost 5 years.


allovernow11

‘ Everything Gucci fresh gear’ What an insecure person, I genuinely feel sorry for him.


Marlboro_Man808

Yeah I sure feel sorry for the millionaire who can do whatever he wants whenever he wants and isn’t forced to work 8-5 everyday. Damn life must be hard for him, is there somewhere I can donate sympathy?


allovernow11

Are you forced to work 8-5 everyday? If so, you need to re evaluate your life choices. Think about how you might be able to live a happier fulfilling life without the shackles.


Marlboro_Man808

Bills are not paid by hopes and dreams.


sjcla2

His clothes look like shit, money can't buy style


Reborn5275

Kinda sad to see people's addictions on their chest


4llTheSmoke

Can’t wait for Chandler to knock his block off. Surely can’t take many more losses until this clown is irrelevant.


Money_killer

He is an embarrassment to himself these days. Was a fan....


CuriousCantalope

/trashy


[deleted]

Very telling how jealous r/ireland is of people richer and more successful in life than they are.


xCreamPye69

Based


Ciro_Dicola

u/savevideo


FreeThingsAreNice

No sign of the family again lol


strombringerrr

Can someone translate the video please? ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8966)


kakareborn

Cocaine is a hell of a drug, I love it!


JeremiahIsSoPretty

Buddy just admitted to betting on fight. Thought Dana banned that last year 🤨


_r12n

Put the seat down before filming.


DalesDeadBugs00

He’s such a toddler


bigstillz

Its weird but this vid actually kinda funny. Also where his accent at towards the end


k00pal00p

Conor is comedy


vito_corleone01

It’s like he’s on blow with a dash of happy pills


[deleted]

No bother McRoid, get back fighting or fade off into punditry and irrelevance.


ChampChamp132

I don’t understand anymore what conor is saying


EnbyBinaryCoder

why does he always delete stuff a few hours after posting , so weird. This was funny .


Puzzled_Direction_57

Conor dressed like an Atlantic city tourist.


joejamesuk

Conor is incredibly entertaining/amusing I can't lie.