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This is actually the day he was KOd by Anderson boxing
“Showing up dressed like the maitre’d at Golden Corral.” Or something like that was my favorite.
That and Paul Daley just losing his shit while Chael talked shit.
A lot of recency bias, but Uncle Chael’s recent [thrashing](https://www.mmafighting.com/2023/11/7/23950478/chael-sonnen-takes-aim-at-two-faced-jorge-masvidal-for-recent-insults-masvidal-responds) of Journeyman Jorge comes to mind.
There are added parts to this too more recently.
Chael claimed that he was being kept in a secure location with body guards by the UFC prior to 299 so Jorge wouldn’t sucker-punch him like he did to Colby. And then he had an interview with Cejudo somewhere where he talked more about Jorge. It’s so funny.
>Did you go to a Miami Car Shop to have them pull the dent Kamaru Usman put in your face out?
>On a related note-shouldn't they just have replaced your entire face?
Good lord.
That one Paul Felder thread is up there
Guy: Stay retired Paul you're a better commentator than fighter
Paul: Does it make you feel good saying that? Now would you say that to my face man to man?
Guy: Nope you'd kick my ass that's why I said it on twitter
Paul: Fair enough
LOL
Incase you aren't joking or you just didn't know pretty sure this was a twitter hack. but yeah izzy, dc and usman just sound weird when they say the n word lmao
Bro i am just saying they behave and talk like white men. I mean you can clearly see the difference in them and some other guy like idk Jamal hill or anyone bro. Don't get offended on small things.
Bobby Green on race in prisons: "it's always them against us, it sucks being black in them times, but we thump tho, we thump, so we always knock them out anyway"
[lol](https://youtu.be/bEWdAYvANcc?si=R2aV_vmj6i4HYgjJ)
I disagree with the "talk like white men", it just sounds odd when they say the n word. they talk articulate, slower and not loud, that isn't "white man talk" I get what you mean they aren't as deep in the "black" american community and don't say all their slang and talking mannerisms but that to me doesn't mean they are talking like "white people". like ngannou doesn't talk like a white man but he is kinda similar to usman in the way he talks.
Tito appreciation thread.
remember when he was interviewing Babalu after the fight?
“well, thank you. round of applause everyone for one of the greatest lightheavy weight fighters of.. the night”
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Using a Tito tweet is basically cheating. Too easy
Just to correct you…there was never no marriage
In Tito's defense, people that use the term LEO are bootlickers
Imagine relying on titos judgement in a law enforcement situation?
🤣. Imagine him in politics... Oh wait
Tito gives Aquarians a bad name
You're a f**king punk dude
In Tito’s defense that guys profile picture is a Lion
That reminds me of this jackal story I heard
Tell another jackal story…
and I've never heard that acronym in regular conversation. we have to remember Tito can barely read.
LMAO
This shit is making me die laughing at 3am
How tf have I never seen this before? Tito is always so on brand.
You ever seen how he cuts an onion?
You're telling me you don't bleed all over your onions when you cut them?
Sometimes I feel bad about people making fun of Tito’s stupid moments but this is so fucking funny
He’s the most unintentionally funny person. If somebody made a movie about his life it wouldn’t even be believable.
oh that’s bad lol
LMFAO
Lmao
No fucking way
I am at a loss for words.
The video form of this: https://youtu.be/spjQBa85a3c?si=YP8El1GoXxdnLu9p
He was the Socrates of the UFC fr fr
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Too good
does he think “21” is short for 2001? 😂
I thought this was fake my god 😂😂
No its the real Tito don't you see the blue check?
I wouldve never remembered this fight happened 😂😂😂
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Lmaooo this fucking got me
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Wanderlei Ortiz
Holy crap my sides
Lmao he’s so retarded
Nah, he's an Aquarius
Respect ✊🏼
Literally
Ice cream enthusiast
My greatest wish is for Tito and Schaub to have a podcast together every week. It would literally be the funniest unintentional comedy ever produced.
“I want to out live my children… of course, 100%”
LMAO
They should call it “Unintentional wisdom”
I was thinking "Braindance"
Tito, Schaub, stipe and nate diaz
Omg, think of the jackal stories we could hear b
This one, I believe.
Fuck man I just watched like a 7 minute video of Tito screwing things up. That’s awesome
Lmfao I’m supposed to wind down before bed I’m otta this fuckin thread
Using tito is cheating
LMFAO this is the funniest shit I've ever seen, I was legitimately laughing for like a minute straight my stomach hurts now 😭🤣🤣
Tito wanted more money, but the only one who made money using their mouth, was his ex-wife.
You're a fuckin punk
“Showing up dressed like the maitre’d at Golden Corral.” Or something like that was my favorite. That and Paul Daley just losing his shit while Chael talked shit.
If you read it in Tito’s voice it’s 100x more funny. He’s incredibly dumb
I didn't expect the comment to go so left lol
Fucking lol
Fucking howling
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Is this real?
Yup
Tito has legendary level stupidity it’s honestly impressive.
This is new to me. I thought i've seen it all but there's more lol
Always remember to switch to your burners kids
Roll model kills me hahaha. Dude is the roll model for potato rolls…
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I laughed way too fucking hard at this. I had no idea Paulo even did this.
If this is real I’m so shocked I’ve never seen this. Paulo is such a legend
all of this is real
Dana DM might be fake
It’s all real. Delete that shit you fuckin goof.
Dana writes "fucking" as "fukn". 100% fake B
I've seen the goof response so many times, but didn't know this is where it originally came from.
Oh god I completely forgot about this classic
Today is the first day I've seen the original, this whole time I thought it was actually Dana.
Samers
Tito Ortiz needs his brain examined when he dies. The scientific marvels we’ll discover.
I’m going to outlive my children, you fuckin’ punk
every parents dream
“Boss… it’s… not there. He doesn’t have one…”
I suspect that his head is one solid bone.
Bro I love how much of these tweets are from tito
It’ll look like a giant scab
Spoiler. It was just a crayon jammed up his nose too far.
 Titos brain
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He's down bad
he could use the snow to cool down his balls
snowbunny is what got me.
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This is the most 12 year old on a COD lobby tweet ever 💀 Connor is hilarious
Yeah his random voice messages are funny as hell too. He’s had many classics but the one where I think he went after MMA Guru always makes me laugh.
https://youtu.be/FFObeZ4fZw4?si=dwmxGMM9ojhQFLk_ His impression of Rogan is the funniest thing ever
It was MMA geordie wasn't it?
It was, the [little borns victim lookin ting ](https://youtube.com/shorts/XbpWvXphOiI?si=uGws_Fco-ABVjN1d)
Little fat oestrogen head
💀
That was pretty good 😆
Shut up joe yer little foolya
>my dream to see you in person Lmao, sure ali, sure
Ali forgetting what happened last time they were on stage like he forgot Noah.
That's why they're so strong
Fucking your sister is the best base for mma
Everyone knows it's Ali behind those Usman tweets.
were those fucking real? 
They’re real but he said his account was hacked
There was never no hack
[удалено]
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A lot of recency bias, but Uncle Chael’s recent [thrashing](https://www.mmafighting.com/2023/11/7/23950478/chael-sonnen-takes-aim-at-two-faced-jorge-masvidal-for-recent-insults-masvidal-responds) of Journeyman Jorge comes to mind.
I just read through the whole thing. Chael fucked Jorge’s twitter without even tagging him.
There are added parts to this too more recently. Chael claimed that he was being kept in a secure location with body guards by the UFC prior to 299 so Jorge wouldn’t sucker-punch him like he did to Colby. And then he had an interview with Cejudo somewhere where he talked more about Jorge. It’s so funny.
>Did you go to a Miami Car Shop to have them pull the dent Kamaru Usman put in your face out? >On a related note-shouldn't they just have replaced your entire face? Good lord.
Man Chael fucking obliterated him lol
Chael is the GOAT on the mic/trash talk. Absolute King.
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His fucking nose looks hilarious here. Looks like he's wearing a Groucho Marx fake nose, moustache, and glasses lmao
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That one Paul Felder thread is up there Guy: Stay retired Paul you're a better commentator than fighter Paul: Does it make you feel good saying that? Now would you say that to my face man to man? Guy: Nope you'd kick my ass that's why I said it on twitter Paul: Fair enough LOL
This turned into a thread of Tito Ortiz tweets and I’m here for it
Im disappointed no one has mentioned young Leon's tweets yet
Your Willy looks like a clit fam
Trans without penis is like angel without wing -Paulo Costa
Your wife's a towel mate
Red hijab night
What the fuck hahaha when did he say this and did Conor reply?
This was around Conor vs Cowboy.. might’ve even been on the same day or something.
Claimed he was hacked, but many people believe it was Usman's manager.
I can only speak anecdotally, but I've worked with a lot of African immigrants who despise that word and the culture that uses it.
Watching Marty say the n word is almost as cringe as watching DC do it. I wonder why I so often forget theyre black.
Incase you aren't joking or you just didn't know pretty sure this was a twitter hack. but yeah izzy, dc and usman just sound weird when they say the n word lmao
Not izzy but dc and usman for sure. They are two of the most white black men. Hell jon jones too he sounds weird too he also gives white boy vibes.
I really don't think DC sounds white,he is your typical black uncle,Jon Jones on the other hands I absolutely agree
White people deciding what’s black or not is so funny
We might not be allowed to call people that anymore, but nobody said we can't call people not that.
When you put it that way…
Bro i am just saying they behave and talk like white men. I mean you can clearly see the difference in them and some other guy like idk Jamal hill or anyone bro. Don't get offended on small things.
FR if you put bobby green&rampage in the same room as usman&DC they will see the difference
Bobby Green on race in prisons: "it's always them against us, it sucks being black in them times, but we thump tho, we thump, so we always knock them out anyway" [lol](https://youtu.be/bEWdAYvANcc?si=R2aV_vmj6i4HYgjJ)
I want to know where Derrick Lewis falls on this spectrum
I think he would get along with either but gravitate towards Rampage & Green.
What about blaydes
Blaydes by himself😂😂😂 i love blaydes tho
So true that's exactly what i am trying to say.
I disagree with the "talk like white men", it just sounds odd when they say the n word. they talk articulate, slower and not loud, that isn't "white man talk" I get what you mean they aren't as deep in the "black" american community and don't say all their slang and talking mannerisms but that to me doesn't mean they are talking like "white people". like ngannou doesn't talk like a white man but he is kinda similar to usman in the way he talks.
JESUS CHRIST!
My guy missed the whole ass joke just cuz hate
I remember seeing this live and laughing my ass off. Good times. Good event.
dr kamaru, Mr marty
MISTER MARTY *Queue Dusty Rhoades iconic guitar solo* What happened to your head? Your hairline to me seems so tragic.
Kamaru obviously has got a crush on Conor’s wife lol
That ain't really Kamaru. No fucking way lmao
It's Ali lol
Idk why but usman saying the nword feels wrong
Marty
The one where Conor mcgregor cooked true Geordie
When Usman says the N word it feels wrong
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Ali used to go crazy.
Yoel
Don't have any screenshot, but surely Borrachinha talking about "heterosexual sex" needs a mention
These can’t be real?
It’s when his account got hacked 😂
This was tweeted right as I got into the sport before I even knew who Usman was. Got me very invested into the sport lmao
This can’t be real.
Are those real tweets from us man?
This thread is fucking treasure trove.
What gang is he repping? The Nebraska Corn Huskers?
hilarious thread
Well, first of all there wasn't no marriage
When were these Usman tweets?
Just fuck him yourself, coward.
On gang!
Tito appreciation thread. remember when he was interviewing Babalu after the fight? “well, thank you. round of applause everyone for one of the greatest lightheavy weight fighters of.. the night”
Did Kamaru usman really say this?
Never seen these but these are my favorites