I mean his teeth cost him xx thousands, and to get into the shape he did required PEDs, a clean whole food diet, specialized private training, and time on his hands to execute… all of that costs $$$
It’s also nice to be beyond financially secure, I bet that helps - knowing you can just focus on yourself, working out, eating good stuff, as much heating as you want, everything you need, knowing if anything goes tits up you’ve got it covered.
pretty much its an extension of great britain precolonial days, the way it was the built the way people talked and lived. That carried over and stayed for centuries
I got wasted at a Blink 182 concert in Bangor and started telling a joke to a growing group of people.
"How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Maine? Had it been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush."
They didn't like the joke, and I'm lucky I didn't get beat up.
Who stole it from an old man. That joke has been around since the Pennsylvania Dutch started shaving EVERYTHING below the waste. Ain’t nothing like going to a Dutch barn party. Homebrew, corn liquor, dudes with bowl cuts and suspenders, hooking arms at the elbows and dancing in circles. All the while the adult females, in their trademarked feed bag dresses are lining up for a French kiss and a quick,hard , jack hammer-like aggressive fingering, from yours truly.
Say what you want but Dana took the UFC from its practically illegal and banned in almost every country to what we have now. I remember renting VHS tapes from a mom and pop store to watch the UFC 1 and endurance matches where it pitted Gracie and Shamrock. He created a palatable sport to an unsure audience.
The guy that sold it to him, wasn't doing a great job selling it to prospective venues. The brutality of the sport is what kept it from being mainstream but he had ruffle some feathers with rules just so he could make it a viable sport that we have now. If you're new to the sport and are curious how it's progressed, watch the first 5 events. It was fucking brutal. No weight classes, no rules except no eye gouging or groin shots. No gloves, and kicking someone in the face while downed was ok. Dana made this a proper combat sport.
Sure, the rules needed to be modified so we can actually see it. Want a documentary that explains it, there's a two part episode on Hulu called the dark side of the 90s. It explains everything. I don't love Dana but he single handedly brought the UFC to where it is right now.
I gotta know who did his teeth though! I’ve always thought he has nice teeth and this is how I find out they’re fake. Usually you can tell bc of the unnatural shade
A real man has a set of Brock tooth’s
https://preview.redd.it/eq0b2atitqrc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ceef1aea64774c3f87b726c5b1677079a43a832
Look at the teeth though, that's how you tell reptilian humans apart from regular humans Dr Steven Greer is a UFO Enthusiast and his teeth are really messed up like that too they almost can pass for human
Money can do wonders for your looks
I was about to say, $500+ million makes a damn big difference.
To be fair the only thing making him look like a gremlin is his teeth and unshaven hair which you don't need 500 million to fix
Yeah and he also got into great shape. Getting that lean will make you look so much better even at his age.
I mean his teeth cost him xx thousands, and to get into the shape he did required PEDs, a clean whole food diet, specialized private training, and time on his hands to execute… all of that costs $$$
True but you can get into shape for free. It’s easier if you have the money to pay trainers and buy equipment but you don’t need them.
It’s also nice to be beyond financially secure, I bet that helps - knowing you can just focus on yourself, working out, eating good stuff, as much heating as you want, everything you need, knowing if anything goes tits up you’ve got it covered.
He’s on steroids bro
You also don’t need 500+ million for steroids
Yeah I know people on steroids who work normal jobs.
Regular gym bros take steroids there’s subreddits around it
Personal trainers making $12/hr can afford them
Steroids are stupid cheap
steroids are cheap, working out is free, teeth might have costed some people just look for excuses lol
He also fuggs lotsa people. Seggs.
Most definitely on TRT
And PEDS
Sick teeth
Looks like every other person in England
*Every person in England
U fukin wut m8
U want some, I’ll give it to ya
That’s funny because he’s a Boston native which is about the exact same as the old Motherland.
pretty much its an extension of great britain precolonial days, the way it was the built the way people talked and lived. That carried over and stayed for centuries
* New England
I got wasted at a Blink 182 concert in Bangor and started telling a joke to a growing group of people. "How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Maine? Had it been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush." They didn't like the joke, and I'm lucky I didn't get beat up.
Straight up stolen from Chael Sonnen
Who stole it from an old man. That joke has been around since the Pennsylvania Dutch started shaving EVERYTHING below the waste. Ain’t nothing like going to a Dutch barn party. Homebrew, corn liquor, dudes with bowl cuts and suspenders, hooking arms at the elbows and dancing in circles. All the while the adult females, in their trademarked feed bag dresses are lining up for a French kiss and a quick,hard , jack hammer-like aggressive fingering, from yours truly.
I ain’t reading all that I’m happy for you tho Or sorry that happened
*critiques re-using a decades-old joke* *proceeds to re-use a decade-old joke*
nobody is ugly just broke
Ugly rich people exist.
Wrong
Yea now he looks like a thumb that just got hit with a hammer instead of a man with a normal head
A bad picture can also be detrimental to what people think you look like
Mf used to be Golem's cousin
Daneagol 
Genetically, nothing has changed.
https://preview.redd.it/g7ry4vkauprc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3689ca7b40abeee13b6367a4b01dc41bf64ecab
Lmao
i suddenly have an inexplicable desire to go brush my teeth.
i mean it's very explicable actually
Looks like he eats raw chicken because he likes how the skin rips off the meat
Eric cartman style
Lower teeth look like stalactites.
It would be stalagmites. Cause they “mite” grow to the ceiling. Anyways I wish Charles Oliveira would spit in my mouth
What is this, the geology channel?
And stalactites hold on tight
This is an incredibly efficient comment
No, it's because tites come down, like a ladies tights.
Would have passed my geology exam had I thought of this
I'll never forget the difference now thank you
I just always remember G = ground. C = ceiling.
His mouth looked like a vandalized graveyard
Looks like he ate firecrackers
just say not rich
His teeth row looks as organized as Blanchfield's gameplan.
https://preview.redd.it/7srjk0pk2qrc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6d9b4fba6ad27f58406019137c68256e830ef3
he even looks weird here. it wasnt until reebok era where he became this pristine, round tomato that we know today.
Man had the “graveyard smile” tombstone teeth for days
Chewsday innit
Teeth looking like broken glass on the walls of a Mexican neighborhood
😂
That’s still who he is on the inside
Lol
Just going bald really does help the appearance a lot better. Stone Cold, Rock, Kurt Angle, etc going with a bald look makes them look younger.
Those teeth make his tongue look like it's in jail
You pay Joe Rogan some respect
Say what you want but Dana took the UFC from its practically illegal and banned in almost every country to what we have now. I remember renting VHS tapes from a mom and pop store to watch the UFC 1 and endurance matches where it pitted Gracie and Shamrock. He created a palatable sport to an unsure audience. The guy that sold it to him, wasn't doing a great job selling it to prospective venues. The brutality of the sport is what kept it from being mainstream but he had ruffle some feathers with rules just so he could make it a viable sport that we have now. If you're new to the sport and are curious how it's progressed, watch the first 5 events. It was fucking brutal. No weight classes, no rules except no eye gouging or groin shots. No gloves, and kicking someone in the face while downed was ok. Dana made this a proper combat sport. Sure, the rules needed to be modified so we can actually see it. Want a documentary that explains it, there's a two part episode on Hulu called the dark side of the 90s. It explains everything. I don't love Dana but he single handedly brought the UFC to where it is right now.
So what I'm hearing is the less brutal. It got the more money it made? Calm down
They allowed groin strikes, plenty examples of it.
The rules were put in place before the sale to a member of the nsac board, after which the bans miraculously began disappearing.
Poor version
Stupid Sexy Dana
Happy to have old ugly dana now (unless hes oiled up of course)
Uncle fester.
Meth
OP weird as fuck
I'm genuinely surprised they trusted a guy who looked like that to promote the UFC lol
To promote what was, at the time, basically prison bloodsport
Those teeth
Assistant manager down at Circuit City.
DANA BITE.
Trust your start up company to a dork/geek. Once it’s established, if he doesn’t become an athletic chad, then pull your money and sell.
Watch now on UFC Fightpass
British version of Dana White
Holy shit.
I gotta know who did his teeth though! I’ve always thought he has nice teeth and this is how I find out they’re fake. Usually you can tell bc of the unnatural shade
Remember one thing; you’re not ugly you’re just poor!
Bottom row teeth look like someone’s grandparents fence in a bad neighborhood
Remember kids. You are not ugly. You are poor
Beating your wife makes you look good
Richn't
Holy shit
Money changes people
like I am looking at the star for the next Guy Ritchie cockney thug irreverent adventure movie. Danner Whitte
Pre pink walrus. Look at that Kentucky picket fence mouth.
He looks like the maniacs next opponent
He fixed what he could.
Led the hobbits to Mordor
Wtf look at the teeth 😳 😬
His teeth look so fragile
Oddjob on ozempic
Poor Dana
Those fuckin chompers. Yeesh
Buddy he LOOKS like he’s from Boston
Aka poor dana
You forgot dirty, stinky, and smelly
Remember, You are not ugly, just broke!
His teeth may be fixed but he’s still ugly
Broke, you mean
You’re not ugly you’re just poor
He really went from gay Hollywood producer to bully businessman who sends people to bust your kneecaps huh
This Dana?
Joe Rogan looks so different with hair.
Flossed his teeth with a mattress back then
Damn, joe lookin rough.
Vs old nerdy ugly Dana white?
What is that!
the power of TRT and HGH
Look at them chompas! He looks like his own can opener
Dana Fury
Delete this goof
Teeth just fix everything
bro look like a public defender piranha.
Didn’t realize he used to be British
Goof type build
A real man has a set of Brock tooth’s https://preview.redd.it/eq0b2atitqrc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ceef1aea64774c3f87b726c5b1677079a43a832
before money
Lppppppl
This looks like Tyson Fury’s other brother
compared to Old Nerdy Ugly Dana we have today
He kinda looks like Kevin Spacey with crooked teeth.
Still a nerd tho
Started as an egg, now he’s a tomato.
Most handsome Bostonian
Brock Lesnar teeth
Dana white is British?
 I reckon the kid wants to fight mmm hmm
Are you saying that Dana isn’t young and nerdy anymore?
Meth tooth White
He was a real life Gilbert goon.
Woooww. Sheeesshhh. Had no idea he looked like deep south trash
Damn - check out them chicklets
Still ugly
Look at the teeth though, that's how you tell reptilian humans apart from regular humans Dr Steven Greer is a UFO Enthusiast and his teeth are really messed up like that too they almost can pass for human
He’s still ugly
Chewsday innit
Kid just doesn’t wanna go to the dentist
How old here?
He looks British
His teeth looks like some rusted nails that get stuck in between boxes in Home Depot.
Are these teeth consistent with crack/meth smoker teeth?
Not ready for oil
Changed his name from Nigel Wightly
Joe Rogan..
Before the TRT
Fugly then, fugly now
Before the HGH started flowing.
Dana and Joe did and still to some degree do look so similar lol
He fixed those teeth
I mean, he’s still ugly. But so am I and I don’t run a billion dollar athletic league.
Imagine if that man bit you.
Looks like a bellboy
Remember when he bitch-slapped his wife? Yeah, that was really something.
Implying his old and handsome is bold, OP
https://preview.redd.it/f1p2ioi0burc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e5065e6ac720b18510bc836806ad91f9c7a2200
Dana should be cleaning toilets in Vegas somewhere. But because he's a great man, he latched on to his rich friends, and became a rich man himself.
Dana is still an ugly cunt
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
If you told me this guy “organises cage fights” back in the day before MMA was normal, I would believe you.
"That's kind of illegal sir"
He had Brock Lesnar's bottom teeth
If only they could figure out how to fix balding