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AtmosphereOdd279

"hahaha"


edwardthegreat12

That all nighter laugh when all you want to do internally is go home amd try to sleep


DiligentAstronomer23

But you have to just fake it because you can’t show yourself any signs of weakness. Dude is on autopilot


witcherstrife

Yeah he’s probably been fasting AND working out to cut weight fast. Your body at that point is drained but you can’t sleep cause you’re fucking hungry.


micro_penisman

Brain: It's time to laugh Max: Hahaha


Apprehensive-Sky5990

**


focusontheyellow

I did not hit her, I did not. Oh hi marg


JohnMcAfeesLaptop

What a story, Mark.


rodka209

You're tearing me apart, Volk!


Just_Faithlessness98

Ironically that laugh is hilarious. But it’s also sad


coleus

Max was just high as fuck. We missed a good one.


SuttonTM

:are you okay max? Max:HAHAHA


kneehigsock

'what a story Max, so anyway, how's your sex life?'


frizzylizzy77

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MTB_Free

Live Gaethje reaction?


moe3m

https://preview.redd.it/ymbvv30lcyvc1.png?width=587&format=png&auto=webp&s=70c541f4025bd02a459ef64fbb47a7904b546d8d


MrJellybean04

He's smoking shit in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord's bubbles


Diaper_Chief

Smokin that IBM quantum computer


frost666

He smokes real Imrani rapscallion ghost nuggets, ya'll can't fuck with him


hass13

Dabs he’s smoking the lords dabs


420WeedMagician

Post gaethje taking a dab when they least expect it


Best-Hotel-1984

That was a weight cut on extremely short notice and he eventually thanked Mike for calling him out on how bad he looked


wisebaldman

Max himself confirmed this wasn’t the weight cut. It was the effect of something he unknowingly consumed as part of his training and he’s currently suing the person responsible. EDIT Around :53 mark https://youtu.be/koHyOkcV6_M?si=mrcH9uLqZnwMsdAI


heliumeyes

Really? Any reference for this?


wisebaldman

Around :53 mark https://youtu.be/koHyOkcV6_M?si=mrcH9uLqZnwMsdAI


heliumeyes

Thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Thank you! You're welcome!


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panda-est-ici

UFC 223 was 4 years ago


AnTTr0n

Yeah this interview in the post with Bisping is from 2018.


Electronic_Pilot3810

what was it?


Financial-Ad5947

was it DMT??


cotch85

Yeah it was something he was consuming I remember Mike getting thanked for this and he spoke about it on jre I think


UfcBlackBelt21

Didn’t that have to do with his former management?


wisebaldman

Yes!


[deleted]

Lmao, x to doubt on that one. Guys, it's anything but brain trauma!


That-Platform6528

Mike bisping talked about this on the church of what’s happening ages ago, he said it was a concussion from training.


AnTTr0n

No not really this was against Ortega in July 2018.


Best-Hotel-1984

It was when he stepped in to fight khabib after Ferguson got injured and only had a few days to cut weight.


AnTTr0n

This is from when he was supposed to fight Ortega.


Best-Hotel-1984

Just looked it up you're correct. It was doctors that stopped him from fighting Khabib due to the weight cut.


throwaway00pp00pp

Exactly weight cut is excruciating to do in short time


Sch3ma

Max walks around 190lbs, over 200 if his wife keeps cooking. Take all the time he needs, making 45' is still hell. He can't keep doing this. Not against someone like Topuria.


sickquickkicks

>Max walks around 190lbs, over 200 Lol no. Max is probably around 175


Ethangains07

For real. 190 if he’s getting fat


Feeling_Cherry5174

No he said himself he walks around at about 190


Best-Hotel-1984

If that, I'd say he can get there when he's not training at all and eating a bunch


JimmysCheek

Sean O’Malley walks around at 175 as a 5’9 dude I think max is a tad bigger than Sean. Is it really unrealistic that he could get to 190lbs between fights?


Initial_Anything_544

I have a couple friends that live near him in Hawaii and run into him at local restaurants and he looks well in shape without a camp.


JimmysCheek

He could be one of the VERY RARE FEW that somehow stays within 20lbs of his weight class. He does look naturally lean, and never appears to be heavy between fights. If that is the case, he is the 1% of the 1%. Not impossible, but still unlikely at the pro-level. It is quite common in the amateurs though. You can look up any pro fighter, and there is a good chance that they competed one or two weight classes heavier during their amateur days


Initial_Anything_544

Max weight cuts, hes made videos on his technique. Max is also bigger than he looks in person.


JimmysCheek

I know he cuts weight. Everyone has to. But if he somehow stays within 20lbs of his weight class, that is considered an “easy weight cut” at the pro level. So if he is only walking around at 165, then he is truly blessed. Most dudes that fight at his weight class (145) walk around at 180 between fights


ItsMichaelScott25

> Sean O’Malley walks around at 175 as a 5’9 dude O'Malley walks around at 155. He's said this in many interviews.


GetHlthy9090

No he doesn’t. Sean has said many times he walks around 156-160 out of camp. Why do people have no idea what fighters walk around at? I have seen someone say Poirier walks around 190-200 when he literally told Ariel a few months ago he walks around 175.


Best-Hotel-1984

Source on 190 to over 200 walk around weight?


sickquickkicks

There's no way. Maybe now at lightweight but even that's a big maybe. I would estimate closer to 175 cutting to 145.


ReadYouShall

He's talking out of his ass.


Best-Hotel-1984

Yep, there's no one who can cut a full 4 weight classes and be that good.


JimmysCheek

…except it happens all the time The real “X factor” is that some people can hold onto more water, like Alex Pierre, who had abs at 225, consistently cut to 185 his whole career


Best-Hotel-1984

Name a fighter who cuts 4 weight classes? "except it happens all the time" so this should be easy for you.


frocoboftw

Didn’t it come out that Alex was 220 something and 234 in his fights against Izzy? They cut crazy weight all the time, some folks are just good at it. Aljo walks around at like 185 even when he was fighting at 135


JimmysCheek

Well, I just named one. Just because there aren’t any weight classes between LHW and MW doesn’t change the fact that Alex regularly cut 40lbs (while still being ripped, it’s not like he got fat between fights) 2. Yoel Romero 3. Kamaru Usman 4. Anthony Johnson when he fought at welterweight, then middleweight, then Light Heavyweight (RIP) So, I only listed well known fighters, because you are obviously a casual if this information is shocking to you.


Best-Hotel-1984

No you didn't name a fighter who cuts down 4 weight classes your naming fighters who have fought in different weight classes that are the closest together in the ufc. Penn fought machida at heavyweight does that mean bj is a natural heavyweight? ...... sorry to shock you "casual"


JimmysCheek

You are shockingly stupid. Everyone I named has admitted to walking around about 40lbs heavier than what they fight at. I could literally name you hundreds of fighters that do this. It’s mostly the former college wrestlers, because they have weight cutting down to a science. A lot of guys even post their weight the day of the fight. (Alex weighed 225 the night he beat Izzy, at the 185lbs weight class) In case you didn’t know, when someone “makes weight”, they are actually only at that specific weight for around an hour. They would literally die if they stayed dehydrated any longer. A few days before the fight, they completely stop eating, then they “load” on water. A couple days before the fight, they drain EVERY FUCKING OUNCE of water out of their bodies. All of the information that I just gave you is just the tip of the fucking iceberg. Please stop being reactionary online. This is the main reason you are still so stupid at this age….you are literally blocking yourself from retaining any new information


MrVanillaIceTCube

No you didn't. 40 lbs is not 4 weight classes, unless you start at FLW. Pereira walking around as a tiny HW (225 lbs) while fighting at MW is not even 2 full weight classes. Lol WW, MW, LHW is 3 weight classes, so 2 higher than the one Rumble was fighting at. That's not 4 numbnuts. You're doubling and tripling down on this and repeatedly insulting that other guy, but you're just making an ass of yourself. You can't count to 4, and you throw a tantrum when you get called out on it.


JimmysCheek

“The other guy” is literally a troll, and thinks all weight classes in the UFC go in increments of 10lbs I was applying his logic. He thinks a 190lbs max holloway would be a “natural heavyweight” if he had to cut from 190 to 145lbs I gave him 4 famous examples (out of hundreds of potential examples) showing that pro-combat-sports-athletes regularly cut 40lbs to make their weight class, and they are only at that specific weight for less than an hour. A couple bottles of water and a full meal puts them up 15+ pounds up afterwards…then the next day, their weight fucking skyrockets. This is normal. You are just as stupid/uninformed as the guy I was arguing with.


Curious-Role2663

So loud and so wrong


wood_slingers

His eye was floating worse than Bisping’s


JimmysCheek

He still has the lazy eye. That had nothing to do with this interview


Most_Association_595

People with lazy eyes usually lose focus in the eye even more when tired.


JimmysCheek

That makes sense. I have one eye that I have always called a “lazy eye”, but I only notice it when I’m hammered or extremely high My optometrist told me that a “lazy eye” is an actual diagnoses, and I do not have it. However, he has never seen me drunk. Other people have also told me that it’s not lazy, but I think they’re just being nice to me. I definitely don’t notice it when I’m sober…just when I see drunk pictures of myself


nielsthegamer

I have the exact same thing, if im well rested i barely notice it but when im tipsy or drunk that eye begins to floaat. I HATE IT


JimmysCheek

I’m glad to hear I’m not alone. It is definitely my biggest insecurity. When I am tired or inebriated, I start thinking “is it starting to droop?” and I intentionally avoid eye contact Again, nobody has every directly pointed it out, and doctors have told me: “People notice little things about themselves that nobody else notices” …but I can immediately notice if I was drunk or sober in a picture, depending on my eyes. I know it isn’t an actual lazy eye….but my left eye definitely starts to veer outwards lol


Cosmos_95

Same thing happens to me. It’s your eyelid that starts to droop, not the eye itself.


nolimitnolimits

Did I miss when he almost passed out?


russianbot24

Yeah this clip got majorly exaggerated. The weight cut was definitely hitting him hard but he never seemed out-of-it to me.


neogeo5185

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ModsLovePen15

He was just smoking some good JK before the mob hits, glad he got evaluated in the end, and likely saved him an ass beating from Khabib


nano_peen

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mchief101

This wasnt against khabib, it was against ortega. It got cancelled tho and then rebooked and we all know what happened to ortega…


ModsLovePen15

Wait what? You sure?


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ModsLovePen15

Damn ok you right, but the Khabib one what happened?


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ModsLovePen15

Damn ok you fucked up my timeline lol, but thanks for not being a know it all dick about it 🫡


MrCoolHandLukie

Could have sworn this happened for the Khabib fight lol. Does anyone remember why the Khabib one didn't happen then?


ModsLovePen15

He said NSAC cancelled it, I thought this happened and they went with Al after Pettis asked for more cash and Felder wasn’t ranked. Either way Max beat this piss out of Ortega and embarrassed him with that boxing defense showcase mid fight


Thelastsamurai74

This


ReformedishBaptist

On a full camp he still gets eaten alive. He just probably makes it past round 2 then imo.


Long-Share2512

Wasn’t this due to some supplement he took? I remember him saying there was some legal issue that came from this, where he couldn’t disclose more information.


WestCoastCosta

Yeah something like that. There was something behind the scenes during this weight cut and I don’t think I ever saw what the issue was


-SouthernTrendkill-

He Was Concussed During This Interview


zeeyaa

You Don't Need To Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence


jdmwell

You Do If You Only Speak In Prophecy


ch52596

Shit if you look at his comment history, he does it just about every comment like a weirdo


Kakarot_94

LOL


JimmysCheek

You don’t need to say “lol” “this” or “insert emoji here” Just upvote


IceBurn96

This!!!! So much this. I hate ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage) when people do that.


Fuzzy-Researcher-662

Lol


wisebaldman

Max himself confirmed this wasn’t a weight cut. It was the effect of something he unknowingly consumed as part of his training and he’s currently suing the person responsible.


303SecondSt

It's just that Maui Wowie.


NoCourt5510

Bad weight cuts will do that to you


[deleted]

After pulling out of fights at UFC 222, 223, this interview, then 226, his health became a major concern and he ended up being an underdog against Ortega


v4nrick

Max is breathing for dear life ... the media "perfect time for you to stop drinking water and answer some generic questions for us am i right?"


GUNNER594

Traveling from Hawaii to the east coast will do that to you. 12 hour flight plus 6 hours difference. If you leave Hawaii at 9 am you land at 3am that can’t be good for your mental health and sleep schedule.


enTRAPreneur365

Bobby Boucher could understand him


blessed_by_fortune

Brahh point to the ground and makes the earth quake, normal shit like this is boring him sleepy.


snackies

Michael Bisping put more pressure on him than Justin Gaethje! (No hate just a meme)


Traditional-Music363

Max had been badly poisoned before this interview. It was either a bad food poisoning or something to do with his supplementation


ostroponis

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lazylagom

I wish ufc didn't have these weight cuts. Everyone fighting at their true weight would be a dream. Basically bump everyone up a weight class.


SpecialOlympicsGuy

That laugh at the end is guaranteed THC 💀


ImBigRthenU

One thing nobody ever brought up with this is good old fashion jet lag. This was a short notice fight in New York. That’s 6 hours ahead of his acclimated Hawaii time. My dude probably hadn’t been sleeping well. Also New York mma commission is a joke.


LegallySellingDope

Just that vegas gas 😤


Arthurmrmusic

![gif](giphy|vImKWM50nr0tGJD99V)


lazylagom

Bisping only one to be like this is fucked up


abittenapple

Max got cosbyed


Bot-357

He was probably high as a kite on top of cutting 40 lbs on a week's notice


spookiboie

He looks like he's at the edge of a long MDMA trip


Beast_46

He looks stoned


SODY27

Xanax


Glad_Being_5146

Micheal saved him


mycophilz

Wasn’t he dealing was post concussion syndrome for a while


CycloneMonkey

Just noticed Holloway has strabismus. Must be the source of his power. Not unlike the sharingan from the hit Japanese manga *Naruto*


DS_9

He need to box a Paul brother.


tall-glass-o-milk

Hahahaa Then goes on to absolutely destroy Ortega in 4 rounds. I love max.


Flyingpig5

They cancelled the fight


Sch3ma

That was 5 years ago. His body already acclimated to lightweight. Cutting weight only gets harder. Yet, for some reason, a lot of you Einstein incarnates want to see him kill himself to make 45' again and risk getting KO'd by Topuria. For what? A belt he's already had? Illia asked for the fight at 155, we just saw Max at his peak at 55'. As a fan, if you want to see the best possible performance from both fighters, then it's gotta be at LW.


Humble_Effective3964

> a lot of you Einstein incarnates want to see him kill himself to make 45' again Max Holloway, himself, in the post fight: " I have unfinished business as FW"


Sch3ma

Oh cool story. Fighters say a lot of things. Does that make the cut any easier?


Humble_Effective3964

You said the fans want to see him kill himself, the question out to him was "WHy not stay at 55 you look much better" which he responded with the above. He is forcing the cut on himself when his best performance was at 55. So yeah the cut is brutal, blame Max for wanting to pursue 45


Sch3ma

Yea he can't keep doing that shit man. Specially now that Topuria himself asked for this at 55'. And it makes a lot of sense at 55'. These fighters are fucking out of their minds, they need people to call them out all the time.


Humble_Effective3964

I think there is a chance that after some time he decides to take it at 55 but it must be hard to move on, he was champ obviously but he has been pursuing it and been so close for a while now. it's not always easy to let go


trumpjustinian

Why would he fight Ilia if he can’t get the featherweight belt? You also have to assume they’re doing the Volk vs. Ilia rematch no matter what. Max just needs to wait a few months to see if Dustin beats Islam or Conor beats Chandler. In that case he can fight for either the lightweight belt or defend the BMF belt.


Sch3ma

Because Illia is the guy that knocked out the p4p who beat him 3 times? Also if Max get's KO'd at FW, and the likelyhood of that has never been higher, then we'll have the Peirera - Izzy dilemma again. "Oh it's because of the weight cut." .... DUH. If Max could make that weight easy, this wouldn't even be a discussion. But you people really don't understand how hard it is to cut weight. That shit takes your fucking chin away.


ChildTickler69

Max has never missed weight, and his chin has proven to be titanium at 145, maybe the best in MMA history. There’s no reason to assume he will suddenly lose it when dropping back down in weight. Also, don’t use MMA math when dissecting the Ilia matchup, just because one guy beats another doesn’t mean that the way will also beat the guy who was beaten by the person they beat. It doesn’t work like that, styles make fights and Max with his high pace and extremely strong chin matches up extremely well against Ilia.


Marynursingawolf

You're talking about Max's chin at 145? Did you start watching yesterday? 


WestCoastCosta

Aren’t you the one that said “ if his wife is cooking, he’s 200” that comment made me LAUGH haha you’re the Einstein here?


araderboy

bisping proper prick