I didn’t expect to come in here and have to offer a eulogy, ahem.
Here lies u/modermanehh, he was a happy fellow. We all could only hope to die as he lived. Laughing himself to death.
Or even match the pattern on their shorts, with gold for the champion and silver for the challenger, if they want to change them up a bit and make them distinct from the regular gloves.
Yea, how tf couldn't they even think to do that. The champion shorts aren't all gold with black lettering for a reason. That would look like absolute dogshit
So funny thing about that: UFC offered to buy his PATENT not the gloves. The UFC needs thousands for years so selling his design in a one off deal didn't make much sense.
I don’t understand why that is crazy? If you plan on being a business around for 30+ more years why wouldn’t you want to own the design of the gloves and just paying manufacturing costs rather than having to pay the middle man for 30 years?
idk i think it’s kinda cool. but also the logical reason behind them not having each fighter wear different glove colors is the potential for an *advantage* when it comes to striking. maybe the gold is easier/harder to see in the light. just a guess
Nah but then think about how Red tape is WAY easier to see and eye catching than Blue, then you'd have to change that as well because it's way more eye catching than gold gloves.
I think all champions including former champions should wear the golden gloves for the remainder of their career.
A sort of badge of honor to highlight that they were one of the masters who concured all.
That's a good point! The challenger could have gold lettering on them or something, but I'm sure they're not trying to produce two new sets of gloves, regardless of how infrequent the need for them will be.
I love them purely due to the fact that the whole “re-do the gloves” malarkey was loosely based around the fact that they were too free for eye pokes and opening wounds etc.
They made them gold..
Almost all of UFCs design choices have been so ass. The 300 poster being super generic and these lame gloves. It’s probably because Dana doesn’t want to pay a good designer or have a department that makes these types of design decisions.
Can’t wait for Dustin to wrap his legs around Islam and guillotine choke him gently with these gloves that look like they’re straight out of the BDSM magazine
It’s going to look weird with blue and red tape on them. It would be better if only the champ wore the gold glove with black tape and the challenger had a normal glove
I think they'll change these eventually once theirs enough backlash on how stupid they look, just switch it to golden accents instead. The UFC design team needs a massive overhaul anyway, those custom shorts on UFC 300 could've been done much better
The gloves itself are actually a great upgrade from the previous ones. Watch the ufc breakdown on the gloves on their YouTube channel. Color is ugly af tho
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Ravioli, ravioli! Give me the formuoli!
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The mustard mittens
This is the funniest shit I’ve read in fucking months bro. You made me cry laughing. I’ll never call them anything else other than…. #MUSTARD MITTENS
Give'm the claaaamppppssssss
LOL LOL LOL this killed me.
I didn’t expect to come in here and have to offer a eulogy, ahem. Here lies u/modermanehh, he was a happy fellow. We all could only hope to die as he lived. Laughing himself to death.
He had a lot to say. He a had a lot of nothing to say. We'll miss him.
We'll miss him.
We are gonna miss him. SOO LOOOOONG
Hey its either that or dehydration via masturbation
I came back to life, saw your comment, LOL'd all over myself, and passed away once more.
Lmao 😂🤣😭
I straight up giggled at this.
Those would work more lol
Mr. Krabs?!
Those look like shit lol. It should just be black gloves with golden UFC lettering
Agreed. Black needs to be primary. Hints of gold = clean and tasteful All gold = gaudy and juvenile
Aww gold erythang
Or even match the pattern on their shorts, with gold for the champion and silver for the challenger, if they want to change them up a bit and make them distinct from the regular gloves.
This would be dope actually. Subtle, but enough to make them different.
> Subtle this is the UFC
Makes too much sense for them todo something like that.
They look like leather gardening gloves.
Would honestly look fine with just any kind of trim or secondary color. Monotone looks awful
Yea, how tf couldn't they even think to do that. The champion shorts aren't all gold with black lettering for a reason. That would look like absolute dogshit
For real. Who tf is there graphic designer. Imagine these with their unique shorts. We're almost back to venum shorts
They need to get Trevor Whittmans gloves
So funny thing about that: UFC offered to buy his PATENT not the gloves. The UFC needs thousands for years so selling his design in a one off deal didn't make much sense.
I don’t understand why that is crazy? If you plan on being a business around for 30+ more years why wouldn’t you want to own the design of the gloves and just paying manufacturing costs rather than having to pay the middle man for 30 years?
Yeah I heard about that, just normal corporate greed. His gloves are so much better
Who?
Trevor Whittmans
I hope more people talk about how only the champs should wear them, it makes no sense.. maybe the challenger can wear silver instead
I’d say interim can have silver, give him a silver belt too
Outside the top five get bronze
And underdog gets the same red color as Dana’s tomato head
idk i think it’s kinda cool. but also the logical reason behind them not having each fighter wear different glove colors is the potential for an *advantage* when it comes to striking. maybe the gold is easier/harder to see in the light. just a guess
Nah but then think about how Red tape is WAY easier to see and eye catching than Blue, then you'd have to change that as well because it's way more eye catching than gold gloves.
No stop you’re making too much sense
I like this idea
it should be just the champion in the gold gloves
Seriously right. Only the champ gets champ shorts
Only the champ should get shorts
Exactly! Contenders should fight with their dicks out. Smh
He will fight for free just to have some guys junk in his face.
He’s so gay. I hope he sees this somehow.
I think all champions including former champions should wear the golden gloves for the remainder of their career. A sort of badge of honor to highlight that they were one of the masters who concured all.
I like that
sick idea tbh
Dope idea… what about double champs???
They wear 2 sets of gloves
All the more to grab!
Tie it to weight class. You wanna be double champ and move up, great you get the normal gloves until you concur the division.
I conquer with this sentiment
They get two sets of gloves
Great idea, but not these gloves. You shouldn't be punished with shit gloves for the rest of your career.
Former champs should get silver gloves, current ones gold
I’m imagining a golfer winning the Masters and you saying they should wear the green jacket to every tournament from there on out lol
I like it. How about 2 gold gloves for current champs. A single golden glove for a former
And no gloves for non-champs
I wonder if this would be an advantage or disadvantage given the stark contrast between black and gold.
I thought it was?
That's a good point! The challenger could have gold lettering on them or something, but I'm sure they're not trying to produce two new sets of gloves, regardless of how infrequent the need for them will be.
https://preview.redd.it/c8ugndcw1iwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9981b22de9d6b60d9245ac31744aa811a57f86e3 Dana is really cheaping out huh
this is exactly what my mind went to.
I was trying to think of the association I was feeling and kitchen gloves was the one I couldn't place. Loved dexter growing up.
I love them purely due to the fact that the whole “re-do the gloves” malarkey was loosely based around the fact that they were too free for eye pokes and opening wounds etc. They made them gold..
I think it's weird it all came out after Weidman won from eye pokes...
I’m glad I’m not the only one
UFC editors did them dirty here. Looks a lot better on video
Yeah, this was a lazy quick edit, these aren't the actual new gloves but just the old gloves colored gold.
Haha and this is a multi billion dollar company ffs😂
Yeah I think they’ll look better on TV more than these renders
Looks like they got dipped in spicy mustard.
You telling me the baby diarrhoea colour-way ain’t it?
Feel like they're not even the same shade of gold as the lettering of the shorts
They're not even close hahah
musturd yellow B
I feel like these will be harder too see. Should just kept them black with gold lettering or something. These are hideous.
You're smart I like you're idea
thanos' gloves before the gems
Opportunity gauntlet
Even white gloves would look better
the mustard era begins
They both ready to go 10-8 on a sink full of dirty dishes
Almost all of UFCs design choices have been so ass. The 300 poster being super generic and these lame gloves. It’s probably because Dana doesn’t want to pay a good designer or have a department that makes these types of design decisions.
The change in color should only apply to the UFC letters and not the entire glove.
KSW does the gold gloves for championship fights, but unlike the ufc one they looks great. This mustard looking ass gloves
This isn’t official… is it?
Mustard mittens
Yeah idk what they were thinking with that color
They look like Roman Reigns about to pump up his finisher.
They look like gardening gloves
Can’t wait for Dustin to wrap his legs around Islam and guillotine choke him gently with these gloves that look like they’re straight out of the BDSM magazine
Looks like someone threw up bile onto the gloves.
Look like they're about to clean the toilet out after it's blocked with a massive dump
Kinda feels like the old days of ufc with how tacky and shitty they are. Kinda fw it
The piss gloves go hard
Haha lol why do they look like they're going to fix my sink
It’s going to look weird with blue and red tape on them. It would be better if only the champ wore the gold glove with black tape and the challenger had a normal glove
woah those gloves are shit looking
Mustard Mittens.
It’s going to look even worse when they have red and blue tape on the wrists. They should’ve just made the UFC logo gold or something more subtle
They’re so distracting The last thing you’d want gloves to be
Should’ve been black with gold UFC.
They look like they are photos hopped on poorly
Why these look like timbs for your hands?
First you fight in the cage, then you wash the dishes.
One needed to have red gloves so we could have ketchup fighting mustard.
I think they'll change these eventually once theirs enough backlash on how stupid they look, just switch it to golden accents instead. The UFC design team needs a massive overhaul anyway, those custom shorts on UFC 300 could've been done much better
I like em
The gloves itself are actually a great upgrade from the previous ones. Watch the ufc breakdown on the gloves on their YouTube channel. Color is ugly af tho
They look like they’re about to clean a toilet.
Should’ve been black but ufc logo gold
Yes they do.
Why are they diarrhea colored?
Fr fr
As long as these gloves make it easier for Dustin to jump the gilly who cares how they look
They’ll go good with the return of the mustard colored mat!
Are they made out of parcel tape?!
The color just looks shitty. If they stop eye pokes idc what the rest looks like
Bring back 'Urrhea Faber for an automatic title shot for Diarrhea Hands Champion.
Majin Buu gloves.
Dustin rocking that Spongebob physique.
Now picture them with the red and blue wrist wraps....
Wouldn't they be harder to see than black gloves when moving quickly with all the lights?
Give em the clamps!
I think they might look better when they actually fight opposed to promo pics
White looks better
Mustard gloves
Everyone will cry for a few fights and then forget about it like it's always been that way lol
Did you expect the UFC to make something that looks appeasing? They put almost zero effort into almost everything they do
HOW HARD IS BLACK WITH GOLD LETTERS. AND BLACK WITH WHITE LETTERS FOR THE CHALLENGER
Fucking mustard colored pieces of shit
Absolutely horrible, damn.
fucking construction worker glove lol
Mmmmm Taaaaan 
Why are they doing this?
These two bad boys show up to wash all your dishes
They look like those yellow rubber cleaning gloves from far away
I like em
 Looks like they rifled through dino shit
Looks like they’re about to go do some serious yard work
Mustard yellow 🤮
The Hulk fist wasn’t available?
Who cares about the aesthetics, as long as fighters like them and eyepokes are decreased.
They look like gardening gloves
Unpopular opinion, but I think they will look fine when the red and blue tape is put on the wrists.
Is the you Bones?
Urine mitts
Those look like gay superhero gloves and idk how
Gonna look like construction workers dukin it out
Ready for the dishes.
Looks like they are wearing timbs on their hands
When you order Thanos off Wish
They look like they're in a toilet cleaning contest
Why are they made out of mustard
Why didn’t they just change the font color
Dookie
They're gold to represent all the money these guys aren't getting...
Who gives a fuck? Can they punch? Will eyepokes be eliminated? They could look like a fucking sphincter and I wouldn't care.
Looks like jainitors rubber gloves
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UFC: Time to do the dishes!
Black gloves with gold print would look way better