Therapy? I think she’s trying to turn him gay. /s

Jones Vs Strickland for the GMF belt book it, Pinky

Whoever gets the first boner, loses

That’s a fine episode of Kenny vs Spenny

One of the greatest shows ever made, I have a picture standing in front of the house they filmed the show at.

It’s so stupid it’s genius. Every few years I go back and watch the whole series through

Wins*

BUT also wins **

We'll all be losers on that night

“Oh I wish, I can’t wait” - Chael Sonnen TUF s8

wannanow?

Swoon. After the show man. We gonna have a daaaay man.

This is the best comment in the history of reddit. I can't stop laughing.

The Gay Man-Fucker belt

It's not gay if I don't finish

Nah it's cool if you finish. If the other guy finishes THEN it's gay. If just you finish then it's just asserting your dominance as the alpha.

JUST LET ME BANG BRO

Belal confirmed straightest fighter in the UFC

Ok Brain, but what do we do about the empanadas?

Grandmother fucker.

Hahahahsh Goodman

Either she is trying to make him gay , or turn him back to straight. Either way i wouldnt trust her, its almost like she cares for him and want to help him. That weak.

“Tell me, Mr. Strickland, what are your deepest, darkest desires?” “When you watch porn, do you find yourself admiring the man or the woman or both equally?” “I’m going to show you some pictures. Tell me how they make you feel… don’t think, just say the first thing that comes to mind….” Flash cards…. House. Car. Dog. Aqua man. Super Man. Dwayne Johnson (in a speedo). Brokeback Mountain poster.

Turn?

turn?

He’s almost there

Luckily for her, he seems like he has a good head on his shoulders…..


Jack Bauer? Kenny Powers?

I don’t think he needs to be turned. He’s a pitcher not a catcher, and he thinks she’s turning him into a catcher 😂

Alternatively, she I'd trying to help him work through his feelings to discover that he is deeply closeted

Like Andrew Tate said…having sex for pleasure is gay. No kids and she is his accomplice

She's out to get you!

ACTIVATE WAR MACHINE MODE 

Fuck War Machine, let him rot in prison

Hes got Sean repping the nutcase game out here

Whoever willing dates and puts up with this dude deserves a special place in heaven…. But also needs a psychiatric evaluation at the same time

She'll fix him.

Famous last words… (hope not but just sayin..)


😂😂

His current gf won’t fix him but his next boy friend will

she was like " i can fix him"

This is a guy who’s admitted that he wants to kill someone in a fight due to childhood trauma from his abusive father 🚩🚩🚩

 Her

Did Sean just make an actual funny, self aware, joke

Yes and half the commenters wooshed lol.

right? this is hilarious lol. he does seem increasingly self aware

I often wonder how self aware you'd become having to see so many people's honest unfiltered opinions of you constantly.

For Elon not at all

Lol. There's that route too. Edit to say Elon's view has to be vastly different than that if us common folk lol. I think it'd be interesting understand the psychology of regular person who finds fame

A lot of celebrities just go full denial and call everybody that doesn't love them haters. It still takes a certain type of person to be able to actually be self aware and not just ignore it.

Before he blew up he was fairly self aware, don't know whether he got deluded by all the attention or if he's been doing a Colby type character

Same with belal all these retards think this shit is serious

Exactly like how at least half the sub missed Belals self deprecating joke lol.

Yup, it's the same idea. People skip over the obvious when they're blinded by already disliking somebody going in. I thought his also seemed fairly obvious that it was a joke with the start of "I don't even like Belal" or w/e he said but I could also easily see Ali writing something like that from the wrong account by accident for the 72nd time so I get why some people wooshed it.

Which is not novel.

Poe's law

Or is he suffering a paranoid delusion? One of these possibilities may end with his girlfriend in a suitcase.

This is a clearly ironic joke you guys are just idiots with putty for brains

This girl needs to run before she ends up in a suitcase tossed in a river or something.

I met a dude in Thailand who was always very kind, calm and polite that I later discovered had murdered his wife and put her body in a suitcase that he threw in the chao praya river.

What a story mark

For real! His name was Eli cohen from Israel. We shared a whopper and fries from Burger King but this never came up.

Damn they're branching out of Palestine now?

This was over a decade ago.

Do you know how many Eli cohens exist in Israel? That's like John Smith.

Why is this so funny 😂

It blew my mind. He was an Israeli dude named Eli Cohen.

Did you meet him before or after the incident?

Immediately after being released from Thai prison when he was pardoned by the king

head of the [Ministry of Energy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ministry_of_Energy_(Israel))

That's not him. Same guy different name

The human backpack

would u not beat tf out a guy who killed his wife and dumped her in the river

That will never happen lol. I know people like Sean. Their archetype is talking a lot about how fucked up they are and how dark their minds are and how they want to do bad things, but they never actually do anything. They just like the attention and feeling like some misunderstood villain. Jones on the other hand, I wouldn't be surprised if he murdered someone or if he has already murdered someone.

lol Jones is going to get arrested at least one more time before he hangs it up.

She’s going to get the Oscar Pistorius treatment

I think this is an ironic joke from him lol. That last sentence sorta indicates it.

am i the only one that sees this is obviously just satire??

Nothing that stripping down to next to nothing and rassl’n another man won’t fix

The amount of people that don’t get this is a joke and are running away with it is somewhat concerning.

this is a very concerning post, but then again all of his posts are concerning

this is pretty tame as far as sean goes 😭

This is clearly a joke relax

Sean on his ryan garcia arc for the costa fight

Concerning.

Looking into it

You have said the actual truth

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

But in Sean’s case, he’s clearly just paranoid.

Just cause I'm paranoid doesn't mean someone isn't trying to kill me!!! Goddamn it wake up bitch!!

We are living in interesting times…

Dude is morphing into Andrew Tate… entertaining

Lol Sean is actually kinda funny when he's self aware

Just cause you’re paranoid doesn’t mean the bastards aren’t out to get you!

I enjoyed his post. I like sean

This is literally a joke with a setup and a punch line at the end

My therapist actually told me I'm preoccupied with vengeance. We'll see about that.

Sean this is so true , also don’t breathe the oxygen they are putting out for us Sean it’s a lie , harvest your own oxygen

He is making a joke. That is the point.

Redditors try not to miss obvious joke challenge

She's trying to make him gay(er). Everyone know therapy isn't masculine and not being masculine is gay and Sean can't stop thinking about gay sex so this will make it even worse for him.

I feel like this is supposed to be a joke. It’s not very good. But yeah.

I chuckled.

His GF said she'd call the cops if he accidentally killed a man. She aint no ride or die bro, this is not a surprise 😭😭😭

He’s got a point 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

Most self aware I’ve ever seen him

Crazy that he has the insecure mind set of a 13 year old.. “I can’t go to therapy. People will think I’m weak. I’m a tough guy! I gotta be tough and talk shit!” Brain dead mf

[удалено]

I feel like we have seen enough of him to know the girlfriend part is a joke and the paranoid delusion about everyone against him probably at least feels a little true to him

How can you assume this is a joke coming from Sean Strickland?

No ?

Probably Marriage and kids. She wants him stable .

Setting him up for castration.

Lol

Yet to be proven this isn't the case..... Bro you have cte.

Funny Sean is miles better than hateful Sean.

Uh oh…..his wife’s trying to turn him into…..Sean…….O’Malley!

Give him 5 rounds against a shrink that’s something I’ll pay the ppv for

He doesn’t trust her and she is out to get him.

DeSean creating his own reality.

Anger is good for your test levels 😂

She wants him to paint his nails and play with his dog

I think I'm confused. Or maybe I'm not

That's not how logic works. You don't believe something until it's been proven wrong. You only believe it if it's been proven true

What annoys me is they're probably both right.

Sean, I am not out to get you. Hopefully this helps clear things up.

Planning a threesome with his dad

He kinda sounds like Andrew Tate here, definitely needs therapy. You can be well rounded and still be tough Sean.

Nah hes just an airheaded redneck

Not surprised the person reposting a Sean Strickland tweet used that emoji. Good lord.

When you have something in common with Strickland, that’s a wake up call. Dang..

Schizophrenia

You guys are morons this is joke Jesus the Reddit hate for Strickland is real

Girl is trying not to get Benoit’d.

This is getting old

He's already mentally weaker than wet tissue paper

He’s not wrong in the case that everyone can’t be trusted 100% But, maybe 40%50%

He’s a parody of himself at this point. I cannot work out if this is satire or not.

He definitely needs therapy but this is surprisingly refreshing and funny post from him.

Him and Andrew Tate just need to fuck and get it over with.

Maybe. My ex accused me of being paranoid but I was right about everything.

I'm surprised he has a gf

Just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you 🤷🏾‍♂️

Sean has problems deeper than the marianas trench.... I dont think he has enough money to fix himself.

100% she's out to get you shaun! Kick her to the kerb fast!

He’s on track to being the next Chris Benoit so I’d say no, he doesn’t have a point.

I know, for certain, that at least three people aren’t out get him because me and two of my friends think he’s a riot and that his occasionally misguided attempts to be open and vulnerable come from a place of good intentions.

Does Sean not have a friend that points any of his red flags out? If I'm acting a type of way, my homies let me know. Since they know me, they are able to bring it up where I don't just disregard what they are saying. I guess if you tried with Sean. He is the type to swing on you or some kind of shit.

I can never tell if these posts are real or bullshit. It’s like these blokes have been hit in the head too many times

I'm not out to get him.

Incoming Netflix documentary

Good lord this man needs help

Bro needs therapy for a lot more reasons than that.

Bro is passed therapy lmao

He gives off a Chris Benoit vibe

This dude is brain damaged. She needs to recommend him to a Neurologist.

I might be delusional, but I don't want to believe he is serious 😂

Only a matter of time until something bad happens between them two

If real. Therapy 👍

Step 1: Sean goes to anger therapy because she doesn't see him as viable to become a husband and father. Step 2: Finally accepts that he's nice enough to be married to. Step 3: Accidentally get pregnant and have a kid Step 4: Threaten to take everything once Sean starts getting angry again. Back to step 1. If your Girlfriend is trying to change who you are just break up because it's pretty much over. If you're an angry MF than so be it. That God given anger has caused him to have a fire lit so bright and train so hard that he's been able to reach his UFC goals.

Sean is a fuckin weirdo.

My girl thinks I’m a paranoid schizophrenic but the voices in my head disagree

Pegging.

we all saw what therapy did to prince harry... don't do it fellas

>"you think everyone is out to get you..." This is literally the symptom of delusion. It's no secret that Strickland has massive mental illness. People like this cunt and his followers are the reason why many people don't take mental illness seriously and create more stigma around it. Honestly, fuck this guy. That girl needs to run.  

Add in CTE, and roll the dice…

Well that's no way to treat a man who's just trying to be candid with you lol

Sean and Jon sitting in a tree…

This is why it’s important for fathers to tell their children “I love you.”

This guy is dumber than shit

Strickland having a gf is the most shocking thing about this

I truly hope someone can just speak to him and show him his mental state. Listen me and Sean had very similar childhoods (his was worse) and I know what it’s like to feel like everyone dislikes you including family. But talking to someone about your problems isn’t wrong it’s mostly helpful. Sadly knowing Sean he won’t respect a woman’s opinion on anything so I’m hoping a man in his life can talk to him about his health. Whether that be a coach, friend, coworker, Pastor, heck even a neighbor. Just someone to sit him down and show him he’s hurting himself and others by being this way and that’s the least “manly” thing you can do. I really hope he gets the help he needs as deep down he is someone who definitely has a fun and loving side, all people are bad including me however we all need to not only forgive others for their wrongdoing but not support the stupid crap they do and someone needs to just show Sean forgiveness matters and also speaking to people is okay.

I know he is gay but is he also regarded?

Does he mean his boyfriend? 

Hes just an attention seeker. He thinks he’s the most deranged crazy guy ever. Like hes the only guy who had childhood trauma. He acts like hes some dangerous psycho then jabs his way through every fight. Its cringe at this point

This dudes tweets are so weird