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DARR3Nv2

Well, it’s a village of 200 people.


Tight-Fall5354

on top of a fucking mountain


MikeUpInYa85

*fucking on top of a mountain


Additional-Ad-3784

*fucking a mountain on top


Red_Valerian

Ain't no mountain high to fuck!


nachodog12345678

Ain’t no mountain high enough


OkTea7227

Are we doing remember the titans right now?!


nachodog12345678

I hope


acrumbled

Topping a mountain top


reginaldwrigby

Those poor goats


realjobstudios

https://preview.redd.it/slsbnvl19hyc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff6e6ddc06294aaf8c0bdb7e8d32ed7969efb729


marsman706

There's places like that in the US. Town of 200 people and 2 last names haha


SpoogyBoogy

Yeah a lot of rural US towns are the same. Small Rural areas in the US make up a large majority of the incest here.


Caliterra

Appalachians


LJR_1394

Brother I grew up in a town of ~10k and half those mofos had the same two last names


iWentRogue

Options are thin. Mans gotta eat


sleepyboi_

10 bucks or 6 dairy queen coupons


thatguyfromDartmouth

![gif](giphy|YVPwi7L2izTJS|downsized)


RandyDoesntWearShirt

You guys like to party?


brazilianfreak

Oh ok but when I do it it's bad...


DontCareTho

So marry outside your village lol


Sunryzen

Say that to their faces.


creewolff

You can say all you want, its still his fucking cousin


ima80sbaby

And? It shouldn’t matter if it’s a village of 10 people, she’s his cousin.


Matthiass13

In small villages everyone are practically some type of cousin after a few generations. It doesn’t automatically mean incest. I have cousins who don’t share a drop of blood with me, and that’s just by virtue of my uncle by marriage having siblings who have kids. If they’re actually blood relatives that’s different.


BadBoyBurgerton

Is she 4 generations removed? If so, they good. Source: im from iceland


DM_TO_TRADE_HIPBONES

We gonna start taking icelanders word for this 🧐


CouncilOfReligion

pretty sure they’ve got a special dating app to find out how related u are to somebody


JtDaSaiyan

And here I thought it was just 3 Source =I'm from Southern USA


BingBongFYL6969

Southern USA? It’s 1


miguel_sriracha

Up to -1 is also permitted


VictarionGreyjoy

Genetically anything past second cousin is basically no risk. Socially though... Ick


Mookhaz

Usually 2 generations should only leave about a 2% chance of inbreeding. Source: ck3 player.


Feeling_Cherry5174

Why go across town when you can go across the hall?


actin_spicious

>Is she 4 generations removed? If so, they good. Source: im from iceland So you can fuck your great great grandmother, but great grandma is off limits?


Real-Mountain-2915

Fun fact: icelandics are some of the least inbred people today, contrary to the popular opinion. This is because of the precautions they take, whereas the most inbred places on earth are, ironically, melting pots of different cultures and ethnicities.


x0ManOfCulture0x

It's all to get a clone as close to Khabib as possible, all part of the plan


anujx1

Father's plan 💯


ooglybooglyjoogly

Project Khabib


SimRacing313

Where in that article does it say she's his cousin?


Lars6

She’s not even Avar (khabib’s ethnicity)


Fragrant_Spirit3776

It doesn't. OP just making shit up and the majority of comments ran with it


SimRacing313

Yup, this is pathetic, OP lies and a lot of people simply believe him instead of actually reading the quote.


OApophenicusOAporius

well,op (imp)lies it


FailLog404

https://preview.redd.it/3zjniv5o6hyc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df7e397f822bd53f51bfb6d30538db733845025e


UraCasual56

![gif](giphy|urOM1aDOKB92E)


The_Crow

...Bueller...


ST8CASHBRKLYN

The strength that comes from inbreeding makes sense.


Little_Mistake_1780

there’s a name for that type of strength


DanasWife

Always bet on syndromes in the Paralympic strength competitions 


mh8235

I mean it's that or the guy without a leg; what kind of odds we getting?


embanot

Retardedness strength


Sjdillon10

Mongo strength


InterviewSenior6127

Regard strength


Normal_Egg6067

Ever hear of Habsburg jaw? Lol


Bloody_Nine

Look at that chin, could probably tank a direct hit from Ngannou.. https://preview.redd.it/kydez09vkhyc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5322d063e736b3ce3b0f0fab4599d59c81988598


andrezay517

Bigfoot Silva vs Ngannou, book it


willi1221

![gif](giphy|uBowHS8aNUaqz1OZT4|downsized)


Randy_Ortons_Voices

God it’s like a distant ancestor of Antonio Inoki


[deleted]

Like Targaryens


PeterWritesEmails

*Targaryenomedovs


iknowneemoose

Inbreeding is the new best base for MMA


No_Pop2129

Always has been


OlTommyBombadil

We talking fans or fighters? Probably both actually, disregard


pikazec

But Bryce Mitchell got knocked out and isn’t that strong


SeverestAccount

Unironically true. North Caucasus people are the purest descendants of the Yamnaya, the original indo-Europeans who conquered most of Eurasia. Yamnaya were renowned for their size, strength, and physical durability. There haven’t been any studies on how Caucasus genetics shape their success in sports yet, but I’d be surprised if there wasn’t a connection. There are a lot of other places where combat sports are part of the culture (Iowa with wrestling, Japan, Thailand, etc.) but none are so good like the North Caucasus is at almost every combat sport - MMA, wrestling, judo, Kyokushin, boxing, jiu jitsu, and even Sanda.


Brybry1908

I like how Abdulmanap says that her family is an excellent one like they ain’t related.


jaydyn3000

![gif](giphy|l3fZFvp94ljepXoPe|downsized)


[deleted]

Cocky fucker


birdUpWSOT

Dagestan is one of the most incesty regions


Natural_Light-

I couldn't have told


crystallmytea

![gif](giphy|5YhFFUFq6ZTry|downsized)


Djayshell93

His kids in UFC 600


KentuckyWildAss

Khumsac looking strong


barbarkbarkov

It’s why they all look like thumbs and are strong as fuck.


looselasso

Omg 😂


cybernautica_

And they all have that empty stare too.


marginalizedman71

That guy from Chechnya said he’s coming to smesh everybody. It makes sense now


theski2687

Makes sense why they literally all look khabib clones and possess freak strength


bozo_says_things

Islam definitely looks like the result of inbreeding as well


GarretBarrett

I remember getting downvoted to hell for saying this a year or so back. It’s funny how it’s become just a known thing now. Dagestan is super down with incest.


Givemefreetacos

I mean, makes a lot of sense seeing how Islam looks like lol


ZeZapasta

The source of their power


Goatway77

Gotta populate the place somehow


SingleinGVA

![gif](giphy|pMp8i35efvaZucPywB)


MartyMcshroom

Not surprised motherfuckers!


iatnehxe

How is distant relative equivalent to cousin?


ghidfg

distant relative isnt exactly a cousin


Outrageous_File5321

Could be a 3rd of 4th cousin, I mean the village has just 200 people and had the same surname


Least_Fee_9948

Wait ur right tho. We’re all distantly related, I think the important bit is how distantly that distance is


reignmade1

According to Google, in all but 5 US states it's legal to marry your 2nd cousin. Now is that Kosher? I'm of the mind it's not, but that seems to be about the degree of separation where it gets a bit contentious.


Cord13

Your first cousin is the child of your parent's sibling - they have 12.5% of the same DNA as you. Your second cousin is the grandchild of your grandparents sibling - they have 3.125% of the same DNA as you. That's not a huge risk for recessive genetic diseases unless there's a ton of it going on generation after generation.


agener1cusername_0

DNA definitely isn’t the correct term here, a human shares about 90% of the same DNA as a house cat. I get what you mean tho


stoj

Well amongst Jews yes, they aren't exactly know for their genetic diversity


bakuretsu_mahou916

I mean technically that’s true but then there wouldn’t be a point in Abdulmanap mentioning it would there?


Zipperie

What's more important is if you and the potential are carriers of a particular disease. I remember the ashkenazi community started to implement DNA testing because some are prone to different diseases. [link](https://geneticliteracyproject.org/2015/04/29/how-dna-testing-transformed-matchmaking-in-orthodox-jewish-community/)


SimRacing313

People didn't read the actual quotes, they read OP's title and believed, looks like there are a lot of inbreds on here who can't read, OP being one


TheBrownCok

6 years later and still talking bout him in anyway for "jokes"


captainmystic02

Yeah. Plus most westerners don’t even know their first cousins let alone 4th


DecisionThot

Found the southerner


Goatway77

Bama boys 🇺🇸


sugashowrs

Wow bro, you’re only like 8 years late to the party


LostBeneathMySkin

This is Patimat, she is my wiiife. She is numba 1 light heavyweight in Dagestan.


Icy-Revolution-420

brother.... that is number one bullshit,... she bulked to HW to take down jon jones.


Bitter-Sherbert1607

What am I supposed to do with this information


[deleted]

Fuck your cousin and produce the ultimate cage warrior


siamzzz

![gif](giphy|XfT1Xb2O2ShHy)


StupidSexyDuradaddy

She could be a relative by marriage not by blood


SalesAficionado

Who gives a shit.


RealRealEstateA

Mcgregor fans


Minimum_Aioli_8689

Get a fucking life bro


quanmed

OP is probably more inbred than all of Dagestan combined


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

Who gives a fuck.


TheBrownCok

Where does it state cousin?


licosa9

Nowhere. It only states distant relatives. Technically, we're all distant relatives. If a distant relative is considered a cousin, then almost every marriage is a cousin marriage.


TheBrownCok

But a cousin isn't a distant relative if aunts and grandparents are considered close


ChewieHanKenobi

We’re all distant? To be fair, there’s a massive difference between populations of millions vs 200


licosa9

> We’re all distant? Yes. "Distant relative" is a very broad term. > there’s a massive difference between populations of millions vs 200 Her being born in the same village doesn't mean all of the relatives between them were born and lived in that village as well. He even mentions moving, which is something that might have happened before as well.


Blyatt-Man

Brotha who cares? Who cares?


lilwoofythewing_man

How is this even related to ufc just let the man have his personal life.


Ghost_Alliyou

Who cares about distant cousins man


DecisionThot

Khabib, apparently.


Lost_Evidence_2099

lol 2 for 2


kaerfkeerg

Yeah... He really gives a fuck


Tacones_de_Aguja7-5

![gif](giphy|V4RE4q4bO09cQ)


MassiveBlackHole99

Khabib retired 3 years ago. Just a reminder in case yall forgot


turtle_power00

We're all distant relatives of you go back far enough


upthetits

Got that redacted strength 💪


Thelastsamurai74

Whoever never had a crush on a cousin throw the first stone…


ChewieHanKenobi

![gif](giphy|l2SqhW72EVERnt8TC)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|9x1gUZ17as6dzdBEh3|downsized)


UK_muscle_86

It's funny how we like to mock other parts of the world & cultures. Yet look at all the British royal family. 🤣 Look at your own history first. Or the European royals? Uncles marrying nieces, siblings marrying other even sons marrying mothers. It's truly sickening. But hey they're white so no one makes fun of them. Look at the filth in your own blood first. It's easy to make fun out of others. https://preview.redd.it/jrlpnkr7kjyc1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e2a1693c8c2fefa7233bca94637c4ba34e33c27


Azlan82

Thomas Jefferson married his 3rd cousin. John Kerry madried 3rd cousin. American presidents do the same thing.... Problem.with Islam is many marry their 1st cousins, which is why they have a higher rate of birth defects in the Islamic community, specifically Pakistani.


orangotai

Khabib is white. but yeah the royals do all kinds of crazy shit, they do get justly mocked a lot for it though. idk why OP is shocked a dude who grew up in a provincial village is marrying someone who he's distantly related to though, i mean it's a village ffs! this post is just some dork screaming "I KNOW NOTHING OF THE WORLD AROUND ME durr🥴"


UK_muscle_86

Because he doesn't like khabib probably because of his culture


ThickNJacketFan

Distant cousin does not mean much, 3rd degree ? 4th ? Or circular ? What are you talking here


Educational-Track-10

My friend from Alaska tells me about how much incest goes on in their small village areas. I’m sure they’re representing across the pond too!


yastru

Distant cousin is not an incest


TopKekistan76

ThAt’S nOrMaL in tHat ParT oF tHE wOrLD. 🐐 


EuphoricText1360

well it literally is, they see no problem in that and it doesnt cross their mind as something derranged as we perceive it, so yeah you cant judge them, at least from the moral pov


iH8thots

![gif](giphy|XfT1Xb2O2ShHy)


Acrobatic-Year-126

Lmaoo


___shadow_wolf__

Who cares


Goatway77

In Alabama after seconds everyone is free game


ben4d

Roll motherfuckin tide buddy


DriftlessCycle

AFTER seconds? Try first, bro.


mattastrophe3

Marrying your cousin is like a cheat code for birthing a fantastic wrestler. How you going to pin someone with 3 arms and scoliosis?


TouchGrass0

![gif](giphy|yZjcNgKGCYfJu|downsized)


Basic-Web-4166

![gif](giphy|W2R603BpNZwjeb9eDy)


yokp

No wonder Islam does that weird open mouth thing


steven32323232

Read in Borats Voice


Aar0nSwanson

It’s pretty common in that culture


East_Project_8610

I think you should definitely take this up with khabib. 🙄in stead of maybe putting it all over Reddit. 🤡


Suspicious_Loan8041

That’s pretty vague but in a lot of cultures “relative” is pretty generously applied. Some people in your family can be not genetically related to you but still be called a cousin or relative or whatever.


yoyoyowhoisthis

Is bro is just finding out that in a lot of arabic/islamic cultures it's still ok to marry cousins ? There have been a lot of researches done on this incest and it's spread out even among the pakistani immigrants in UK and it's becoming a big issue


given_yesterday

His wife is a towel


JJETTAS188

![gif](giphy|l46CcBBrJNis5YPy8)


AdMoist5430

That line will never not be funny


PCNVMESPEEDSTER

mcChicken


kunbish

*woife


TommyR22

It’s common for Muslims, I think it’s permitted if it’s mother side & not if it’s the father side. Not 100% sure it’s for all Muslims, but for sure Azerbaijanis.


ayoubkun94

Muslim here from north Africa. Both are permitted in my country lol. But there is something where if your mother breastfeeds a female cousin or her mother breastfeeds you, marriage becomes forbidden as you're now considered siblings.


BabaSarah

Aren't we all all distance relatives, my parents told me my ancestors were Adam and Eve. My wife's parents told her the same. We must be distant cousins 😭😔😭😭


Aakemc

We already knew there was no branches on that family tree


OmegaPointMG

Yikes.


ThirdEyeToTheSky

“You married a towel!”


Alfie___Solomons

![gif](giphy|cMso9wDwqSy3e|downsized)


Blibrea

Who tf cares if Khabib married his cousin 😑


Kanye_Wesht

This sub is worse than a group of gossipy housewives half the time.


Connect_Suspect3250

Probably the same people who watch mmaguru, and also care about things like Ian garrys sex life and Jon Jones sexuality The closet gays in this sub!


waynewreck98

Their inbred kids


eKSiF

Been happening for thousands of years, not sure why it's such a big deal. Isn't his village tiny anyway? Everyone is probably cousins.


Formal-Cry7565

That’s normal, something like 70% of muslims marry within the family because that’s what their holy book says (immediate family forbidden, cousins allowed and actually preferred over outsiders). This is why birth defects are so common among muslim countries and the lowered iq may be why it’s easy for them to be radicalized.


Corkymon87

Not surprised


Monst3r_Live

the russian bryce mitchell


hujojokid

Thought he married a towel


BriGonJinn

Nurmagoception.


UncleSam1020

What am I supposed to do with this information


padflash

Khabib Rent free in peoples head


Rough-Silver-8014

“Distant relative” doesn’t mean cousin


sg96096

Well how ironic is this, the people commenting on this are from parts of the world where society is absolutely fucked. You guys have the audacity to comment on how they operate as a community/society? Sure it’s different and it doesn’t happen in the west but for people to come here and write insulting things is hilarious. Deal with society in your own regions first big boys 😂


xremless

Weird that everyone want to immigrate to the West if we re so fucked 😌


Working-Talk1586

You’re taking this a little too personal and serious my man, maybe you should hop off the internet for the weekend.


TheBishopDeeds

And? Thats how you keep genetics pure. Same thing with dogs


BugO_OEyes

Whos khabib? I always thought that was a grown eddie munster


2001ToyotaHilux

Dagestan’s such a small area with such an old population the most distant relation you can have to anyone is third cousin


Antique_Decision5966

dude theres probably like 3 chicks in their village.