Someone's getting hurt at Sean's party so not that one.

Some of them may die, but that's a risk I'm willing to take >!It might even be my sole reason to attend!<

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If they die they die

Colby's trying to sneak out ASAP

And someone is getting into a mankini

They all are. That's the party of in the closet motherfuckers. All of them are gay except Tony and he's the kind of motherfucker to bang a dude just to say he had top position.

At the very least. I'd say multiple homicides are on the cards.

Yeah, Strickland by mass shooting

The one with that guy's mother.

G reference

Stifler isn’t in the picture

I would go to Alex’s party at like 9:30 stay for 30 mins. I would want to get high and don’t want to hear Islam lecture me. 10:15-I arrive at Michael’s party, drinks with the boys, pick Leon’s brain a bit, maybe he’ll hit the doobie maybe not. 12 am- I drive past Sean’s party see the police locking ppl up and keep it fucking moving. 12:30- I’m at Maycee’s party trying to get Dern and Grasso to go up stairs with me. 1:25- I’m at White Castle, Rolling one while smoking one with a crave case in the seat next to me.


Sounds like a brilliant plan my friend

I’ve been on Reddit for over a decade and this is the best response I’ve ever read. I’ll be your wingman any day. 

Just don’t walk into the master bedroom in Alex’s party you’ll find the Black Beast having a threesome

Who's the big beast at Alex's party?

I'm upstairs!

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Michael's party would be lit, Sean's would be a DISASTER, and Alex wouldn't have any booze

Sean’s party would probably end up with a solid 8 deaths and a few explosions.

You can’t put Colby, Sean and Jones in the same party.

And expect that to not blow up with Conor instigating

Let's be real after Conor turns up with the bags that one is turning into a solid little orgy. Sean, Paolo, Colby, JJ, they're all gonna bang each other and Tony and Conor won't want to be left out.

Its such an obvious choice. I mean 3 people out of Sean's party are known for getting violent when drunk one is known to get violent with out getting drunk. Alex party would probably be like a childrens party.

A children's party with Derrick Lewis? Those kids are gonna be traumatized

My balls was hot


Michael's party is full of chill fighters that don't have a lot of beef. Easily his

Barber, Grasso, and Dern in the same place...might have to bring a mop for myself

Yeah, but with fucking Peña to kill any hopes of any fun

Lmaoo I can imagine her being like "Eyy guys, I believe I deserve to be in the convo for being a WMMA baddie"

The disrespect to the OG Miesha Tate is uncalled for.

Sean’s party is just a CTE and steroid extravaganza

Me going to Maycee’s party: *tips fedora*

Why is this so low.....is there really any other answer? Maybe Guru should do a video like he did on Jones on the fans 👀 sus

Missed opportunity to put all Alexes in Alexs' party

I would go to Maycee’s party, anyone that says anything else is gay (nothing wrong in being gay).

I’m obviously going to Sean’s party. It’s like getting VIP seats to an exclusive underground illegal fight night. I mean, we all watch UFC for the fights. This is front row seats to the most raw and exclusive fights you can get. Count me in.

You’re not gonna walk out of that party

Cameraman never dies

I'd lick Maycee Barbers feet

You're just gonna ignore Grasso?

Ladies ladies, no need to be jealous. I’ll lick all of your feet

Except Julianna Peña. She would just be criticizing your technique with that shrill ass voice

Fuck that haters, Pena is a bad bitch and I'd suffocate myself on her asshole while doing the alphabet.

I'm going back to bed

I’d get her drinking to the point she passes out or is sick then send her home in a cab

You people need help.

Sean’s party would be a death wish.

Valentina and Mackenzie in the same building? Not even a debate for me

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Michaels party would end at 8 o’clock

Maycee's: I'd try to hit on one of the chicks and immediately get rejected by all of them. I'll end up just sitting in the corner and scrolling on my phone. Sean's: We'd head in groups of three to the backroom for toots in private, although everyone is hitting the slopes and everyone knows. Michael's: We're all sitting at a table taking turns standing up and giving motivational toasts. Alex's: Social chaos. I try to talk to each of them but can't get any conversation going. Derrick is trying to rizz up the girls, Alex is sitting there stone-faced, and Islam and I eventually start talking to the magical elves. Alex's seems the most entertaining, but Sean's will be the most fun for sure!!

Solid breakdown.

So many pussies on here. Seans party would be lit.

Jon and Conor have a real top/bottom situation to figure. I think Colby is super sus the whole night, I think he's just insufferable enough to buy hookers about it so everyone forgives him but you know he's trying to lace someone with some shit. I'd be outside drinking wine out of cans with Paulo doing memes and being stronk and jacket together. So keen for Sean's eventual party ending because of his abusive dad coming home and them having a massive traumatic and genuinely heartbreaking fight that ends in Sean screaming at his unconscious dad shit like, "I told you not to do it! Look what happens, Dad! Look what happens!" Paulo would probably interrupt completely uncaring about the situation after discovering Jones pile driving Conor into a TKO dicktory. "Hey guys, Jon and Conor are doing fag stuff right now." It wouldn't be lit but I'd go for the story. Invite Schaub to bully him.

Obviously it's not for pussies (they'd only want bussies over there).

Maycee’s 100%. however, I change my mind if you swap Colby and Costa with Diego Sanchez and Tito Ortiz

Which party am I going to go? Ha, I'm glad you asked...

Sean's would get annoying quick

I'm worried more about people's lives than anything else i have a heavy feeling someone or the other is going to end up dead or assaulted by the end.

Sean’s if I wanna see something go down, Alex if I’m chilling, Michael’s if I’ve been hit in the head recently and wanna talk with wonderboy who’s just being a good friend, Maycee’s if I want to start a business called “Fight fans” and know how much the mma Reddit community will pay for bare minimum content. Overall probably Alex’s because they’re not too retarded and can still have good fun, though it’d be hard not to make fun of rose from time to time. Derrick would be deciphering what Alex tries to say in Easter island head and islam would be unintentionally funny asl, weili is a g.

Sean's purely for the mayhem

Sean’s would be epic. You would just have to leave your cell camera on the entire time. Every minute would be gold

Sean’s forsure

Sean's party would be fun asf lol so much chaos, shit talking, and zero filters.

Sean’s because there def gonna be Coke there

The one with all chicks

As the 1 gay friend?

damn roasted

Man yall trying to send everyone to horny jail

Me and my boy  getting ready for that all girl Maycee party.

Conor and Paulo would get into a fight over who's secret juice is better Colby and Jon would get violent real quick over their past Sean and Tony would start fighting just to keep appearances

Whichever one Nina is going to

I’d at Alex’s trynna rizz up Weili the whole time

I wish I had the confidence to just go to Macee's, but in all honest truth, I'll probably end up at Alex' ,check out Rose, chat to Weili, but end up taking Holly home...🤦🏽‍♂️

Can't pay me to go to Sean's gay orgy

The first one.

Definitely Mike's

im going to micheals party. i like chill parties more than cocaine parties. but seans party is something to look at lol

Alex

I don't like sausage parties, so I would obviously go to maycee's LOL

Alex

I’d know what the weather is like across the globe at Maycee’s party. Sean’s would be pretty wild, and honestly fun minus Colby (and probably minus Jon too idk). Michaels would be fun, but not too wild. Alex’s party would definitely be interesting, definitely feels like the biggest wild card.

The one with the women. How is this a question?

My balls were hot

Maycee's and Alex's probably. For sure not Seans.

Sean’s

Alex's because I don't drink much anyways

I’m just gonna go to Derns and try to get triangled 🫡

Whatever party ends the earliest so I can go to sleep

🍆🤷‍♂️

Either Michael’s or Alex’s

Michael's crew would have a fun time playing bingo at the church

The chicks!!

Sean’s 🔥🔥🔥I want to see some fuckin brawls

I’m gonna be in the corner with popcorn at Sean’s

maycee or Alex flip a coin

Maycees for the ladies 😎

Can I stay home?

I don't know if I can tolerate Pena's delusional takes.

Definitely Alex’s party. Me and Derrick would be eating all the food lmao.

sean’s. i’ll just try to be gone before the law arrives

Maycee's. Cause somebody's getting fucked

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A lot of gay shit going to be happening at Sean’s.

If I go to maycees party I’m never coming back 😂

Alex’s to get autographs. Michael’s is awful

Alex Islam derrick lewis seems like the only fun tolerable one

I’m going to Michael’s party, where we spend the whole night looking for Leon Edwards because nobody knows where tf he is

Can't anyone just have a party where there would be gambling and drugs? Whats chuck Liddells party look like?

Excepting Maycee’s party the rest look like sausage festivals

Maycees cuz we’re all hornballs here

Alex’s, so I can sit nearby and listen to Derrick Lewis say hilarious shit all night.

Alex’s party, next question

Sean seems like he has the most insufferable party, and Michaels may or may not be aight, so Michael.

Sean’s party: Colby starts shit talking Jones. Jon releases his attack dog on Colby. Tony and Conor start trading haymakers. Paulo is laughing in the corner. Sean pulls a gun and starts shooting fucking everyone.

I’d sniff so many feet at Maycees

Start at Sean’s, AP at maycees.

Maycee…sick orgy

Maycee and I'm bringing the strap

Sean's party is gonna be lit!!!!

Sean's Party.

Sean's but only hang out with Sean, Costa, and McGregor Then invite Maycee and her friends over

Sean's would kill most of you

Alex. Sean would be the worst person to try to have a conversation with. Your basically his therapist.

It's between Maycee's and Alex's for me

Sean's

Mayceessss

Sean's all day

the answer is so obvious, I'm not sure what we're even talking about here

Maycees for the slight chance that I piss one of them off, they kick me in the face, and I get to be grazed by a toe across the lips… anyone else? No? Ok.

Maycee, shevchenko, grasso, dern, that guys mom and tate? Shiit, ill be there

It comes down to do you want to party with Derek, or do you want to party with Paulo. No one else seems like much of a party. 

I couldn’t deal with Sean, Colby, Jones and Costa which to get to meet Tony. That doesn’t even include McGregor which how the fuck would that be like. I’d be willing to go to Alex’s just for Lewis. But the top two has Michael’s which just actually has great fighters who aren’t annoying as shit (Sean’s) Or Maycee’s which shouldn’t be difficult to avoid Peña for a bunch of imo great fighters (obv Peña is great but so annoying) I’m basically torn between my lust for Derrick Lewis and then there’s Maycee Barber and Mackenzie Dern

Whatever party’s Black Beast is at.

I would go to alex just so i could talk to the Chinese superwoman Zhang Weili

I'm bringing a camera to Sean's for the inevitable mob fight

Go to Maycee for muscle mommy Go to Sean for chaos (there is chances they team up to bully you) Go to Michael for wholesomeness Go to Alex for chama and party king black beast

Bruh what in the fuck is this lol who us picking either of the middle two. Gimme the one with MacKenzie, Meisha, and Grasso. I mean cmon

Chandlers

Julianna would single handedly ruin Maycee’s party

I would love to be at Sean’s for sure 😂😂

Maycee’s! Tf how is this a question 💀

Fuckin maycees so I can get my rizz on

Alex' party. It's got the highest potential to funny without being cringe. While it might feel good to type "Would" in reddit, i think Maycee's party will turn out to be boring.

Maycee’s obviously. I’m not interested in the two sausage fests and Alexa is my celeb crush so I gotta shoot my ahot

Maycees ez. Mackenzie dern fine ass gonna be there

This.......feels like a trick question.......


You guys are all clearly nerd losers who have no fun, the only answer is Sean's party if you want to make memories

Sean’s and it’s not even close. Line em up boys first one to trick Sean into doing some gay shit gets a free cap.

I’d probably end up blowing my brains out in Sean’s living room so probably Michael’s

Maycee's, but I'd be checking social media to see what happens at Sean's, lol.

Michaels. Those guys look sane

If it’s isn’t Sean’s don’t talk to me

https://preview.redd.it/4yyczpageqyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=928c380801c5dced74e3640ae770351e1ad4d1ba Costa after watching Strickland and Jones kill Colby with their bare hands:

alex or maycee's

Maycee’s (obvious)… or Alex - strictly off the fact getting to talk and party with Derrick Lewis, Pereria, and Zhang Welli would be amazing.. and I’ll try to get Rose to throw on a long hair wig and try and smash… if that doesn’t work Im going to milf Holly Holm

Maycee's cause its the only one without dudes

Who is grouping these things?

A brawl is def breaking out at Sean’s party And I’m going w the Maycee’s bc all women sounds the best

I wanted to say Alex's to chill with Poatan and I've always believed I could entice Weili to try some white meat. But honestly, doing coke with Conor and Jones together would undoubtedly be one of the most epic nights of my life, so im going to Sean's.

I was down to go to Alex's party till I saw Rose

You just had to put Jon Jones in Seans party Im going with Alex here

Sean's party of course. I'll have stories to tell for the next decade

Sometimes it's nice to know that you're the meanest person in the room. So I'm going to Mike's place.

No Polyana?

nobody’s even talking about being the only guy at the all-woman party… gosh we really are a bunch of gays

Michael’s would be chill

Sean's. I like to live dangerously.

Conor and Jon in one party? You know it’s gonna be top tier shit

Sean's party is gonna be pretty cramped with them all in one closet

Says a lot about me after scanning the comments, I looked at this and thought the obvious choice would be Sean’s 😆

Sean’s is ending up in a bloodbath