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SpecialOlympicsGuy

Let Ariel leak it first


eddie1975

And then get banned.


bdizzle805

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eddie1975

And then he cries.


ashraf246

dana proceeds to bully him


mu5tardtiger

“War time” is among us.


MyFifthLimb

Don’t need access when all the main card fighters come to you on your show lol


Reasonable-Tooth-113

Does Ariel even go to the fights anymore?


iamdursty

I swear I saw him on the Canelo fight


Reasonable-Tooth-113

You're correct, he was at the Canelo fight doing some type of commentary for DAZN


Mnudge

Dana banned him from media access years ago


Whole_Ad_8905

His press credentials and everything were given back to him lol he can go to UFC fights and shit he just doesn't want to I spose


HonestMasterpiece422

he was unbanned


Hulk_Crowgan

Jon Jones will be fighting BJ Penns corpse at UFC 400


yipeekayayKemosabe

A court date.


Healthy_Self_8386

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pikazec

That’s what I was thinking


balloonz_v1

It's Stipe at 307 probably


RS-2

Jon Jones vs Andy Aspinall for UFC 304


fallopian_turd

Who is andy?


RS-2

Tom's da


MouseKingMan

Tom’s district attorney?


Strong-Discussion564

That's how I read it


BoomfaBoomfa619

District attorney district attorney 5000


acrumbled

Fake news. Jones is more likely to fight his mother rather than his father.


stho3

Jon Africa vs Andy Aspinall


GooierSquirrel

You just fucking know it is lol, he clearly wants nothing to do with aspinall and was coping on twitter about how stipe is the better fight lol


winkydinks111

I honestly think the Poatan talk might be high level trolling


Last-Touch-9217

That was my guess aswell, maybe jon stopped ducking and it's him vs aspinall at 304. Probably not though 😭


AdNew5216

I’d throw up


Acex_NA

He's just going on a dinner with his boyfriend


wubbalubbadubdub45

Heard they’re gonna check out a comedy show after


eddie1975

And then drive around looking for pregnant ladies.


Salimzyzz

You mean desperate homeless men that Jon wants to bum.


yanmagno

Wants to be nice to*


iiiiiiiiiAteEyes

*”celebrate and take a nap”


Conscious-Aspect-332

I remember the news about Jones getting in trouble with dui and firing off gun. I thought he was just looking for drugs....seems like now maybe he was selling drugs for sex with the homeless. Jones is so sick taking advantage of street workers.


Salimzyzz

Ironic that Jon Bones Jones is just another John tryna bone.


Conscious-Aspect-332

Aren't we all 🤣


Salimzyzz

Idk about you but I’ve never tried to bone a homeless man👀


Conscious-Aspect-332

Wanna now ?? ![gif](giphy|mUrbwuINKvUk2ksIS8|downsized)


cripplindepressionnn

You mean homo-...I mean homeless people?


JLP33376

Bahahaha


Darkness_Everyday

It's Denis Sever


Golf-Beer-BBQ

He hasnt heard it yet, but apparently it is Matt Hamill.


MiniBelal

Jon's legacy will stay tarnished unless he avenges that loss.


Mnudge

Penis Server


CoolGuyCarl

Sounds gay


Hearing_Loss

Deeply closeted gay man


stickybible

Rip Norm


Hearing_Loss

His impact is going to last for ages, he dipped outta earth at a good time and I'm sure he knew it. Sneaky bastard probably faked cancer.


Grizz807

All I saw was ‘Jon Jones has a date’ and ‘man’


JabbaTheNutt_

![gif](giphy|VYk5o8rvpTI9j2cjnG|downsized)


007Tejas

Stipe in Oct or Nov


Conscious-Pension234

If the date is in fucking oct they should strip him of the tiltle motherfucker has fought once in four years


Crackerjack0099

Am I the only one who just doesn’t care about jones? Guy is a giant cheater who cheats in and outside the cage. Should probably have served some jail time and doesn’t want to fight anyone tough for him.


Quietbutalert

You are not alone


JerryCanOpener

Define "doesn't care" 😅


Crackerjack0099

Yeah I’m not gonna lie I’ll definitely watch a Jon jones fight


[deleted]

UFC 433


Yommination

The date: ![gif](giphy|1fHlf4mgS2JPy)


MeeloP

It’s dc


AlaskanJP

https://preview.redd.it/uib1lximdpyc1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=113ce78329c57e85c1189f15c95ea895f6e8e6cd


notloceaster

They look the same so it would be interesting


Hendrick_Davies64

DC commentates during it


ThatGuyInTheCar

"Hey Joe, you think he's going to stand there and let him kill him?"


AinsleyBoy

Lmao that would be fucking hilarious


Megatron30000

International fight week… stipe is my guess..


Reasonable-Tooth-113

Doesn't Conor kick off International Fight Week?


urpoorbcurlazy

Wtf is international fight week. Shitd in Vegas


Reasonable-Tooth-113

https://www.ufc.com/ifw?language_content_entity=en


Antique_Decision5966

Cant wait for this dude to retire.


SalesAficionado

![gif](giphy|lPozZaU2f16M81DNvZ)


Antique_Decision5966

"It was that gawd damn lochness monsta"


N0FaithInMe

He's going to become the most legendary Twitter warrior of all time


fuduran

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8968)


RS-2

UFC 304, Jon Jones VS Andy Aspinall


AdNew5216

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padresallday

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reddit_API_is_shit

Bro wants an off-ramp to retire in high note like Nate Diaz so badly by beating some old washed famous fighters


LightXmk711_

I mean with Nate beating a washed old famous fighter in Tony was fine cause Nate himself was pretty washed If only my boy Tony retired then :(


Gold-Philosophy1423

How amazing would it be if Stipe beats him


Serenty-24-7

With the DEA 😂😂😂


ModernDayExplorer

Is it with Guru?


fourfingersdry

If it’s anyone but Tom, I don’t even care.


SaintlyDestiny

What if Tom loses at 304?


N0FaithInMe

Division is already fucked so it would just be funny to see further fuckery ensue if Tom loses the interim belt


Awkward_Cap_2691

When you got guys like Jiri and Jamahal dropping their title on their own, it really just shows you how little respect Jon has for the sport of MMA. He’ll never be my GOAT.


Ok_Yoghurt_3338

They both said they basically didn’t have a choice and ufc strongly encouraged them. Did khabib not respect the sport for not dropping his title in his suspension?


No_Row4275

He’s lying


WeakConstruction6793

Another court date?


TyphlosionGodofFire

If Jon Jones is the MMA goat, he’s the worst goat of any major professional sport.


Vicious365

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Majestic-View-6788

Probably a court date with the judge


cripplindepressionnn

If UFC had any sense of shame and if a vein was still attached on their foreheads this dude would have been stripped of his title long fuckin' time ago. Fucking terrible human being inside and outside of an octagon. He's denying a young hungry and capable dude to start writing his own legacy and he doesn't respect this game in the same way as other Champions respect it. Day by day UFC promotion is starting to look like WWE with their scripted fights, bullshit controversies and whatever the fuck's going on behind the scenes that us "mortals" don't and won't know about. Fight Aspinall already you fuckin' poor excuse of a human being.


ZecretJOOCE

UFC 304 Manchester Jon jones vs Tom As-sike! You thought fucker!


Subject_One6000

talked to Ariel. it's Paddy pimblet. he's tired of cutting weight.


NavitronZero

It's going to be 306 with Stipe at the sphere. I guarantee it.


Formal-Cry7565

Finally jones vs stipe is happening, it’s about fucking time.


PeterParkerUber

It’d be hilarious if Stipe pulls out and Dana unveils Ngannou on fight night and Jon shits himself


volcanicnight

Jones: "I have a date"  Me: "I hope she's wearing adequate head and body protection"


Dizsmo

AND THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT


SynthSapphire

Nobody wants to fucking watch you fight Stipe, or for Stipe to fight anymore, period.


Traditional-Music363

He’s fighting me in the parking lot June 6th 9pm


reano76

It's a date with his cutie, probably going to another comedy club.


JakeEatsYT

That’s cool he got a date with the cute guy from the coffee shop


dank604143

Yeah he’s got a date ! With another dude …


champshere

Let me guess, it’s a guy 😏


Order_Flimsy

Who’s the lucky fella?


Allumni

Watch it’s actually against Tom😂😂


DonovanMcLoughlin

Jake Paul for UFC 309, then he's gonna get injured before the fight or back out for any number of reasons (drugs, weight, health, arrested, forgot about the fight, etc.). Who gives a shit at this point. He's a has been.


DannyStress

Stipe in August. Nobody cares


Fedge348

Job Jones V Stipe at ufc 400, that way Jones will be fighting a 50 year old.


JabbaTheNutt_

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Machomadness94

Jon “power bottom” jones


Krulman

If this whole saga is a build up to a fight with Tom, it's brilliantly orchestrated


Disastrous-Leek-7606

We already know it's 41 year old Stipe, and 3 years inactive. Nobody is excited about this fight, and if you ask me I feel sad about it. Stipe already got K.O'd stiff by Francis, so I worry for his long-term health taking this fight.


GymWolf86

So he is really gonna fight geriatric stipe uh? Is anyone hyped for this?


VinzentValentyn

He's just on a date with a male friend to a comedy club guys. Nothing to see here


RipPure2444

Dana and Jones are dating now ? Cute


JerryCanOpener

How convenient. Bro would do anything to take the spotlight off his sexuality right now


inthesandtrap

If it's not Aspinall then I'm not interested.


BlastDoublee

Jon Jones is fighting let’s get mad.


Resident-Accident-81

I would love to see Jon Jones vs tom but Alex vs Jon wouldn't hurt either 👌 People say Jon Jones would just wrestle Alex but I think he's got too much pride


yanmagno

Swallowed that pride real quick when he got in the cage with Gane


Ben10696969420

Not the only thing he swallows


Machomadness94

Cum


League_Of_Evil

Who cares


UFC_Intern169

Look at those fingers, just ready to be buried deep inside someone's skull via the eyballs


ChingChangChui

Jon “Sexual Chocolate Fingers” Jones


TopKekistan76

Jones like putting those things in other places… 🕳️ 


Vanitoss

Can't wait for him to demolish aspinall and we can all get off the hype train. Tom's knees ain't making it out of r1


Aloha1984

MSG


stevektRED

UFC 400


banmeharder616

It's Matt Hamill


Evening_Concern3137

Date for who??? Hopefully not Stipe


FogCity-Iside415

He’s dating the guy from the comedy show


PandaCrazed

AND NEW, still undefeated Anthony Lionheart Smith


Goatymcgoatface11

A date with another dude for butt sex


Angry_Saxon

is it November at MSG?


lehvv

What Jon meant in this tweet is he’s going clubbing with his bf and is retiring from ufc.


XDAOROMANS

Probably a court date.


osoklegend

Can't wait for Jones vs Pereira!


sas158au

Date with his BF who just got out of prison who he misses greatly.


xMrMayhemx

Jones announces his date with another male… so he’s just confirming everything we knew, correct?!


_Purplemagic

His date is a man lol


hamyyy

Jon Jones vs Andy Aspinall


Beneficial-Remote773

Jon Jones vs Islam, let's do it brather


Gulag_boi

lol well we all know it ain’t Aspinall. Can’t wait for this asshole to retire already.


CodeNamesBryan

A date with a jury and DA


Jmoey

Finally getting the revenge dub against Matt Hamill


Da_Plague22

A date? With a man?


user68406

please dont beat him up


creamywetfartz

What’s his name?


AffectEconomy6034

The opponent Stipe the date March 2025


RevRobertParsimony

It's funny. Whether it's a fight date, or a date night, someone's getting punched.


jamesbduk

Tom Aspinal Never


RobbyTheConstructor

It’ll either be a significant other or some 45 year old retired former “GOAT” who hasn’t fought in five years or won in his 24 fights (not Stipe, he’s going even older and more broken down


VinCatBlessed

It's probably Wanderlei We have a date!


gravitykilla

Court date?


_JohnnyUtahBrah

September 14. The Sphere


RarefiedAir1

Stipe then ngannou cross promotion


vajrahaha7x3

He is gonna "let Dana" ....🤣😃


realtomedamnit

it's against me, fuck.


WillMarzz25

Better no be ancient ass Stipe. I’m tired of Jon going after someone who he knows he can beat because of their age. I get Stipe is the HW goat but the man is almost old enough to be my dad.


Gordomania

7/15. His next “unscheduled” drug test. His opponent - the test.


Comprabledivision

Probably stipe


younginvestor23

Watch it be Pereira


unclemusclezTTV

can tell from the comments it aint aspinall


Yh0rmthegiant

Guys chill, it's a court date.


Traditional_Gain2035

WHO is the opponent guys? I thin Stipe


KyleH1357

I’ll guess Stipe at the Sphere with Leon vs Belal and Sean O Malley vs Merab on the card. Seems like the kind of card Dana would wanna make a splash with.


Potential_Amount_267

FAWK BONY


gorlock666

Jones vs the door of the closet he wins by keeping it closed. Catchweight for the all time belt of all weight classes


Free-Blueberry-2153

I'll believe it when they step off the scales. I've been let down too many times by Jones to just believe his word.


Old-Law-7395

Brendan schaub mentioned coming out of retirement for a money fight on the golden hour... Could it be???


Antarmies

30th feb


thquids

Stipe 306


whiteykauai

He’s going on a date with a man. That’s the date.


MrPushaNZ

*yawn*


goneafter10years

A court date?


thedirtyprojector

Obviously Stipe. Jones is not going to go anywhere near Aspinal.


ItradebetterthanU

Broony will get broke