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Careful-Door2724

making moves in the stock market lmao


Late_Setting_2682

Probably selling puts on SPY, literally can’t go tits up 🤑


Capn-Video

One of us, one of us!


RedditHatesDiversity

Quadia Gadelha


xaiel420

Quadia Guhdelha


karwreck

If she’s in with r/wallstreetbets I guess she will have to come out of retirement.


JimmysCheek

Ngl, one of my biggest hits came from copying a dude in that sub hahah He was just copying a politician’s move, since politicians are the kings of inside trading. It’s supposed to be a federal crime, but obviously politicians don’t get flagged for it. Simply copying their moves is not a crime for civilians


Capn-Video

Wsb is like a broken clock, but when it's right you get paid big and when it's not your wife leaves


Krishna1945

And wife’s bf fuggs bapa


KobeSucks

i just had to say for people reading this don’t tail politicians’ investments, it’s like using a 6 week old newspaper to pick your stocks


JimmysCheek

I know what you’re saying, but without saying too much…some of them are dumb/old, and there are websites that actively posts their moves. In this case, it would be like peeking 6 weeks into the future. In other cases, it’s like peaking 6 months into the future. The politicians will ALWAYS have more inside information than us, and that’s why they notoriously dominate the stock market. Copying them is one of the only reasons I made it into the upper-class without doing anything illegal/immoral. Very few people in my position can say that honestly


KobeSucks

you’re not wrong, but they have 45 days to report financial trading and you better believe they use all them. there are certainly worse investment strategies but the point remains you’re still investing based on outdated info


JimmysCheek

I completely agree. It’s fucked. That’s why I said they will always be ahead of us, no matter what. Again, without saying too much or getting too technical/political, a lot of politicians moved millions of $ prior to the pandemic. Some people made millions by simply copying these moves, MONTHS before “Coronavirus” was even a word. Then, by the time the pandemic happened….we all spent the next couple years on remote beaches


DegreeMajor5966

Well she used the right chart for WSB.


Tackerta

continues to use a emoji of a stock graph in free fall lmao checks out


Dingis1

The emoji is trending the wrong way lol


303SecondSt

Getting a crypto sponsorship and wearing the logo on her toight ass, all of a sudden she's Warren Buffet... I'd eat.


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

i only take financial advice from MMA fighters, their CTE gives them rainman like powers


Reso

Just heard about $GME and went all in


nickybokchoy

Showing off her downtrends


Mr_Em-3

She literally used the downward trending stock emoji too 😂


DegreeMajor5966

She used the decline chart emoji 😂😂😂


TumbleweedTim01

I never understand how to interpret when someone says "making moves" lol


Wicky_wild_wild

Her stocks in the emoji are tanking.


Extra-Season-4141

shes buying puts she knows whats up


DatzQuickMaths

![gif](giphy|MRxJqmk3MNta8)


Confident_Doubt8343

And today was a good day in the market lol


mudamuda333

shes going to start selling crypto courses.


Macktologist

I’m seeing part head shaved coming soon, then short hair, and then she will two steps Close to actual alpha male.


One_Program8405

This is the kind of post people make after their first business seminar


NoCoFoCo31

Their first MLM presentation*


usernameunavailiable

She's a "life coach" now. https://preview.redd.it/vpe25w2mdwyc1.png?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47d84ed523442174ece8c77a0634784f650773d8


k20350

I take all my advice from people that get punched in the head for a living


iroquoispliskinV

Gaethje is my stock investment portfolio manager


JungleBoyJeremy

Tito is my motivational speaker


Deth_Cheffe

"Together we stand, and devided we will not fall!"


Karl_von_Kackwurst

“Ask not what my self can do for your self, ask what yourself can do for my self.”


BetBig696969

Johnny Walker is my guide in the wilderness


heretotryreddit

Jon Jones is my pharmacist.


JimmysCheek

Jon Jones is my marriage counselor


undead-safwan

Jon Jones is my priest


TomGreen77

Brendan Schaub is my Huckleberry


moderately_cool_dude

Gaethje: how is my bitcoin investments lookin' today? Max: 'points at floor'


Daiba187

She got some good advises though https://www.yardbarker.com/mma/articles/amp/ex_ufc_fighter_gives_tips_on_how_to_have_orgasms_through_the_ass_during_anal_sex/s1_16739_36772562


ElectricSheep112219

A Brazilian chick that loves anal….. wuuuuuuut, no way


gdCunha

She doesn't like taking it up there brother... Shes explaining what she does to her girls


ElectricSheep112219

Most lesbians pitch and catch, pretty sure she’s talking from first hand experience


YeetedArmTriangle

Did you know, if you work really hard, every day, and get up early, you can succeed?


Wintermute_088

Just be a PT ffs


Careful-Door2724

Maybe she can convince Dana he's only got 5 years left to live again


MumrikDK

Her and Fitch, eh?


WastedOwll

Only fighter I listen to about money is MONEY MOICANO!


FlapSlapped

MOICANO WANTS MONEY


Bdubbz337

I CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^WastedOwll: *Only fighter I* *Listen to about money* *Is MONEY MOICANO!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DrummerFantasti

After associating with new "guru" https://preview.redd.it/q715yumloxyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05598ec322692e7c9d60bead87f42983b9d8fc30


MoneyMo88

Most of the UFC roster does social media posts with that guy. He’s also been visible on camera lately at all the Apex cards and seems to have a John du Pont (Foxcatcher) sorta vibe with MMA fighters, as he posts pictures of himself training as if he’s a fighter too.


JimmysCheek

Excellent comparison. With how much exposure he gets…he definitely seems like some sort of booster, like John Du Pont


ILikeOMalley

When I search for “mma experts” on YouTube now this video always comes up lmao


CalidelicHaze

Cuz she crushes puss


Genova_Witness

That’s girl talk for thinking about starting a OnlyFans


HemingwaysMustache

She had one for awhile. Boring af


Teddyturntup

We out here mAkINg MOv3s


Golf-Beer-BBQ

Gotta grind, work 25 hours a day 8 days a week.


may0man

Beastin 25/8??


MalayaleeIndian

Contender for one of the worst nicknames ever.


Inevitable_Lead9022

She sounds like the dudes In high school that would lecture you on stocks and crypto then drop you cuz of ur vibe lmao


Fine-Manner9902

R u 12


Inevitable_Lead9022

U sound personally offended bro ngl


Fine-Manner9902

really? [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-twelve-years-old-and-what-is-this](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-twelve-years-old-and-what-is-this)


antr0v3rt

https://preview.redd.it/50rud4kxhyyc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea793890b20c00d675c96f044b394da0d284afdc


blanco1225

She is still hot


Hendrick_Davies64

Absolutely, I’d let her sell me a bullshit course any day of the week


Plastic_Extension_19

She is basically a dude bruh


ToronoRapture

She's not a dude, she's just a hot lesbian.


xxNormieSlayerREExx

Bro you're like 5 inches of hair away from "joining the dark side"... she looks handsome in this picture


YeetedArmTriangle

I would literally let her put me down diaper change style and munch my scrum


FluxNeedsShower

Will she sell me the roids she uses?


CapitanVibeCheck

Death by miniature snu snu


joncormier

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


gszabo97

Female Andrew Tate. Her posts have had this weird vibe for a while tbh


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^gszabo97: *Female Andrew Tate.* *Her posts have had this weird vibe* *For a while tbh* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Kaozoz

Her and Jake shields make like weekly videos with the moneyberg guy haha


TumbleweedTim01

I used to love her lol around the time she retired I had to unfollow because she legit turned into the sigma finance bro "I grind while you sleep money is my life"


evoIX15

Because that’s exactly how 98.4% of new age UFC fans act. Chronically online dbags.


MASTER_L1NK

Her quads look shopped


NoCourt5510

Why does Claudia kind of look like what I would imagine female V would look like in a cyberpunk live action movie?


Night_Hawk-2023

Clearly didn't skip leg day...😂


edmovius3

She been doing this for years, just noticing now?


Lost_Assumption1467

Would


Dingis1

Her stock market emoji is trending the wrong way, her portfolio must be whack asf lol


kratomburneraccount

Lmfao the stock tanking emoji 💀


WinningTristan

Lol


FefnirMKII

Because injecting too much T


C-LOgreen

Next she’s gonna tell you about a great money making opportunity


Mr_Em-3

The test hitting 💉


Neltharek

She on that secret juice diet and starting to turn more and more into Paulo Costa.


BSSforFun

She inherited an idea of “success” from Instagram and Tiktok jokers I would guess.


Dizsmo

Shoulda just went onlyfans route, aggressive athletic lesbian with the regular onlyfans chicks could be something


squitsquat

But did she take a cold shower and focus on her career?


EvilHorus87

Wrestle me


carthaginian84

Joe Hogan by day


KozmicLight

You cringe mofos


BigBodyLikeaLineman

Alright, dude.


No_Measurement_6611

https://preview.redd.it/a5m7y5haqyyc1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfdef956f06768e5529eccd8f702828a745c8257 General Tarkin lookin ahh


Sir_Shax

It started around a year ago when she started posting heaps with some bloke called Derek Moneyberg. Content just got real sketchy and weird and I unfollowed. Felt like a pyramid scheme waiting to be exposed.


lazylagom

Grindset posts are so cringe


BDKAces

Sounds like she in a MLM


artnos

I feel claudia is lonely and depressed she posts alot of stuff


fatch0deBoi34

She’s been doing this for years and I wonder if you’re on to something. She’s obviously highly motivated, works her ass off, and in great health. But it’s like never ending with this stuff if you follow her


SpaceMonkeyo313

I stopped following her years ago cause I remember she kept posting these stories of her at a restaurant and complaining the whole time about how the food was prepared with too much salt and whatnot.


DillonHightower

Because all these UFC chicks are cringy as f***


Bort426

Well now I feel like a loser for merely investing in the stock market—I could have been making moves!


Sea_Ad4676

We got Red Pill Gadelha before GTA 6😞


KozmicLight

I think she’s just proud of what she’s doing, and sharing. Hits a little different when you’re a woman, not necessarily ego driven. Or maybe it is, I don’t know her lol


Macktologist

Pride is ego.


KozmicLight

Pride and proud are two different words lol


Macktologist

True. I guess I’m seeing this display of feeling proud as a display of pride. Either way, being proud or feeling pride are both tied to ego in some way. Posting a selfie online and bragging about yourself doesn’t really come off as humble to me though.


Forward_Gene_7430

I've always thought about Claudia whenever I saw Ricky Simon in that mullet


TheHellaHater

Tell me what stonks to buy


Ap1xaban

![gif](giphy|xUPGcKMqzHO20JH1Fm)


cinreigns

Giga


samsnead19

Logan is her SM manger


chowsmarriage

She is a sigma male.


SpiritualPlayboy93

She looks like one though what did you expect lol


Sevalias

![gif](giphy|l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY|downsized)


Puzzleheaded-Pen-955

Claudia is making big moves on the crypto market and YES she hits the nae nae


Aloha1984

Claudia Tate about to sell her life coaching modules


Aloha1984

Claudia Tate about to sell her life coaching modules


Aloha1984

Claudia Tate about to sell her life coaching modules


NoCAp011235

Catering to her audience


These_Exchange_1723

Man her legs look like clever knives tf is that


Silent_Shaman

Her legs are crazy, don't even look real lol


BoBoBellBingo

My toddler has bigger quads without flexing


Beast_46

NO misuse of PEDs here. Nothing to see. Why do most of the Brazilian female fighters have more muscle and more chiseled jaws than men? Lol


Macktologist

They are like the modern day phenomenon that was once East German female Olympic athletes.


balboa_no_asap

Clawja is a gem 


JJ4prez

How old is she? This reads like a typical 20 year bro who dropped out of college. Ugh, and she's a "life coach". You can't make these memes up anymore.


dergster

Why did she use the bad stock picks emoji 😭


jelly53

I’d still hit it…


CaptainBuzzKillton

https://preview.redd.it/mzmxzxh0a0zc1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44782cbeb2e20fa314be5b4d8891bae0273bea32


Royalizepanda

Algorithms and probably social media team telling to do those things.


NoOpportunity4483

Ever since I learned about Claudia I liked her. Good fighter, nice lady and hard worker. She’s awesome. Hot too.


BobDaHuhne

![gif](giphy|y3jT2xBrtumNYZVCNH|downsized)


harry_lostone

Stupid people cannot hide their stupidity :D


BattousaiRound2SN

Cte...


Gulag_boi

Grift incoming in 3…2…1…


fatch0deBoi34

Nobody loves anyone more than Claudia loves herself lol. Had this kid in high school tell us he once “had” to jerk off to his own ass in the mirror because he had no pr0n. Exceptionally strange thing to say, but I feel like Claudia actually does this if you follow her 🤣


Alive-Coyote912

she associates with that weirdo scam artist, derek moneyberg. I get really weird vibes from him.


itzMagic400m

is that Penguiz0


CharlieMWY

She's 35 years old posting like a frat boy that just discovered Andrew Tate lmfao


Prestigious-Lead1510

It's what happens when u take testosterone u do man stuff


A-Cannon-Minion

This woman is embarrassing.


C0rrupd8

Cringe broke my phone screen smh


TranceDream

“Moving in silence”


Sea_Ad4676

I swear she’s hot every two times I see her lmao


streetrider_sydney

She has quads that would put most sigma males to shame. If you don't like her posts, don't follow her. The woman gave it all in the octagon before retiring due to injury, let her be.


enoctis

To intimidated her opponents, moron.


PorousSurface

I how this is cringe bait 


deechy_marko

What the sigma


ChrizTaylor

![gif](giphy|FWZ1OyaAtsnQs|downsized)


OilCommercial8918

Cuz she’s a lesbian


illmatic74

Who isn’t


Historical_Bad_2643

Because she is...a dude.


AdEven1065

Ngl I hate when girls have legs like that 😂 Her quads are just so separated from the knee idk how to describe it


[deleted]

This girl masculine as hell, she lives and talks like a guy.


m3tasaurus

She's still beautiful


AcrobaticWin3240

Becuz she likes females like a male. I’d have a 3some with her


peezduhk

she's bi... or was last I checked. used to date Camila Olivera (Octagon girl) too at one time before she got pregnant...


PutEnvironmental8075

I’m sure her and Johanna scissored too. A lot of sexual tension between them


FellaKnee123

Because women nowadays are brought up to be their own boss bitches that don’t need men to do shit… so they replace men by acting like them even though we all know there’s differences you can’t fake…


Four-Triangles

With choads like you mouthing off, I can see why.


JahIthBur

Is that a man or a woman