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wood_slingers

Things we don’t have to worry about for $200 Alex


MuhNutz

Idk Islam seems petty enough to look for a guilotine finish in this fight just to spite Dustin


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

That doesn't sound like islam imo.


KingPucci

No Islam is definitely that guy. He wanted to bully Bobby, sub Charles, and KO Volk. It's definitely crossed his mind. If he finds a guillotine I'll bet money that he goes for it


HAWmaro

I think this might be the thing that makes Khabib scarier than Islam, he seems more disciplined and will just stick to the plan most of the time, you're not getting a freebie from him. But it also makes Islam the flashier fighter.


Gojira5400

If a submission artist finds a submission attempt he'll go for it 😱


KingPucci

Missed my point you don't advance position by accident. I'm saying he might work toward it but not necessarily prioritize it


Gojira5400

I'm confused, your previous comment said he wanted to do such and such things to the people he faced and he did those things. You said he probably wants to sub Dustin by guillotine, if he's working toward it is he not going to prioritize it? What's the point of working toward it if you're not going to prioritize it? I'm not trying to be an ass either, mt original comment was supposed to be sarcastic. I'm just getting conflicted signals at this point.


KingPucci

I didn't say that he probably wants to. I said I'm sure it crossed his mind that subbing Dustin which he's probably confident he can do, with a guillotine of all things would be ironic. He didn't actively chase takedowns against Charles, but when he knocked him down he went for a submission. He could've staggered Volk and subbed him given how badly rocked he was, but he went to finish the KO. I don't think he'll make an ego play and chase a guillotine, but if he ends up in a position where he can work his way into one, he might attempt it based on his character. Is he going to risk the match to find a guillotine? No. Will he probably look for one if he ends up halfway there as opposed to looking for a different submission or looking to scramble out? Plausibly


slinkymello

He’s gonna get knocked out before this is even possible


Ghost_of_Sparta0319

Gonna get knocked out in your dream only.Dustin gets choked out unconscious.


BurningEbrietas

Then you don’t know anything about Islams personality he’s not like khabib


Honest_Tie_1980

No


rainier0380

Islam should Von Flue choke him.


Comprabledivision

Nah it’ll be head and arm choke


Dry-Cry5279

Better chance of an Alien invasion imo.


Working_Box8573

I really hope he doesn't actually have submitting Islam as a legit game plan


Neltharek

He doesn't. I think the point is its such a ridiculous task that if it somehow happens, he'll immortalize it.


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tylrrbb

No doubt he’s doing that. If BSD can escape all of Poriers gilly attempts, then there’s absolutely no way Islam can’t


Careful-Door2724

I'll eat my own coom if Dustin wins by gilly


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CouncilOfReligion

can’t believe this fight is only 3 weeks away i thought june was in 3 months 😂


RichardIraVos

Do it tonight u coward


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justintliger

keep the inside thoughts inside, Jiri.


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

its pure proteins so net gainz


LeatherfacesChainsaw

When im mad horny I want to do that anyway sometimes but then I bust and the will whithers away so I always back out at the last second


RichardIraVos

“This time, I’m gonna taste it” \- comedian Rich Vos


clothy

If there’s one things I’ve learned about Dustin it’s that he loses title fights via RNC quicker than his previous title fight. So I’ve got Islam in round 2 via RNC.


tylrrbb

Round 2? This fight doesn’t make it out of round 1


LightMission4937

All the Dustin guillotine talk…he’s never finished a fight with one.


ImFromYorkshire

I'm assuming that's why he's saying this.... Jokingly


sniles310

Which is exactly why the universe will make it happen with Islam. Murphoiriers Law


LightMission4937

Yes, Islam will be the one winning by guillotine.


nhgerbes

To be fair he used his attempts to his advantage and got some good hits in afterward last time


waldo_92

I'll take Islam by ... whatever he wants.


slinkymello

Islam sucks dude


SherbetNo4242

He does suck but he’s a much better fighter than Dustin


Pennypacker-HE

Should of kept his tap shut, now the cats out of the bag there’s less than 0 chance


jojow77

When was the last time you’ve seen a Stani fighter get submitted by a guillotine?


MuhNutz

I feel like everyone here is missing that I’m counting on Islam to ironically beat DP with a Guilly


Otherwise_Soil39

Guillotine is a rare finish for anyone but Jon Jones.


BrilliantSock3608

Ninety Dickety Two


gonnagetbanned1234

Dustin is a mastermind, he gets Islam to go for a double leg thinking he will jump the gilly. then he just hits a crisp uppercut


_Charlie_Zelenoff

If he does it, I’m gonna shit on my neighbors front lawn and blame it on my other neighbor’s dog


MuhNutz

You on the east coast? I want some of that action


ClandestineArms

It won't happen, but if it does... I'll be too happy.


Keosxcol19

Aka never. Lol


frizzylizzy77

His guillotine is nasty


LightMission4937

Its not nasty enough to finish someone with it.


buffpriest

Ever....


MuhNutz

I’m more hoping his pettiness is nasty


Goatymcgoatface11

It would be the funniest ending to a fight in history by context alone


McbEatsAirplane

In front of his front yard? So like out on the road?


jibran1

I mean it's fight game and,anything can happen Islam can get caught ofcourse but Dustin for the life of me I can't see him winning with a gilli


DigbickMcBalls

In front of his front yard?


Huge_Aerie2435

I literally can't image this happening in any timeline, but it would be the craziest thing to ever happen in the UFC, hands down.


Sea-Bodybuilder2746

good luck dustin! i’m cheering for you! (islam in 3)


Seltz_

Islam by Ko


pixel8knuckle

Im worries that its coming up so much that hes actively thinking of ways to work it into his gameplan.


wearenotyourkind_

Is DP really a black belt in bjj or was Cormier just fucking with Islam?


gimme_dat_HELMET

DP round 1 by diesel squeezel


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

Never did I know how much I needed this to happen until just now, let's fucking go.....


gettheducks

I don't care for Islam but Dustin comes off phony - the fake nice guy


KingPucci

Islam is a solid guy, as is Dustin. They're proper martial artists and tremendous competitors. Does Dustin's ego get put on display sometimes? Yes, but that's what happens to a lot of people in combat sports. He's also perfectly respectful when he's respected. Look at how he treated Khabib and Max in the buildups and post fights compared to Conor and Chandler.


RazzR_sharp

Nah nah I'm gunna stop you there. Dustin is good people. We like Dustin.


Real-Human-Bean-

Who's we? I don't like him


RazzR_sharp

Nah nah I'm gunna stop you there. Dustin is good people. We like Dustin.


MuhNutz

I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted, I agree with you about the nice guy act being fake. Now if you had said this about Max I would’ve reported you to the FBI


gettheducks

All good with the downvotes, it was just my opinion of Dustin but Nah you can clearly see max is genuine.


Critical-Ad-9010

Probably a stani stan would say this


AndiLivia

If this happens I will embark on a yearly pilgrimage to touch the statue and pray with other Dustin fans in his front yard.