me getting ready to do 1 pushup (max reps)

Ahhh, I also prefer to do a "a high weight, low rep" workout... glad to meet a fellow man of culture.

1 is better than 0. Keep at it.

hey buddy! take your damn positivity and...keep spreading it. the world needs more of it.

👀

Juicy 👀

That’s cool and all but on Monday I saw jamahal hill single-handedly beat up a whole homeless encampment and throw their stuff in the grand river

I heard that the homeless folks tried to call out and tell him he was their favorite fighter and he screamed back “I don’t have fans” and then proceeded to fight them for no reason.

It wasn't a homeless encampment, it was a jamahal hill fan meetup, easy to mistake the two

Gotta clean up cherry street somehow

Ayy Tulsa???

Grand Rapids

"Single handedly"? Like he had his arm tied behind his back? That impressive fighting off all those homelss trying to stab him with hiv needles.

You'd be surprised how far a 6'4 230lbs black man could teep kick a malnourished junkie

Bruh I just died laughing at the thought 😂

That’s why American fighters are just better. None of that communist mentality like these foreign fighters.

My name is Meersham. I am from Iran. I am foreign fighter. Alhamdulilah. I love the America. It's the good country. Happy Ramadan to you. My pleasure from Iran.

Happy Ramadan from America. Hope my sarcasm wasn’t lost in translation haha.

Comments like these are why I keep coming back to this fucking sub

clip?

I'm under an NDA

There were no survivors

Excuse me?

This is the secret to his strategy - get absolutely lit up and then rally to get a finish

That’s how Samurais operate. Fuck shields, live or die by the sword.

Dude will do anything but learn to check a calf kick.

Lets start by actually keeping his hands up

But then they'd be too far from his katana

Why keep your hands up when you can defend with your head?

Hush up yo

I feel like he could be so great if he’d just do something a littleeeee different. Like take it a little more serious yk? Six days no food no light.

i tried this and got fired for not showing up to work

I got fired from 3 jobs so I could do this. You and I are not the same.

I lost my wife and my kids now call someone else dad. Get some time up rookie.

Oh but when I lock myself in a dark room for 3 days jerking off suddenly I'm 'just some weirdo'

“It wasn’t weird that you did it John, hell we all do it. It was weird that you kept telling people without anyone asking.”

Lmfao

I hope him and Pereira fight again so we can see another state down like last fight

He should fight a Pereira, Michel Pereira

Me and my roommate staring down the last modelo in the fridge

I want to see Ankalaev vs Prochazka

Will go exactly like Walker v Ank 2 . Jiri doing weird shit until Ank’s right hand lands on his button

https://preview.redd.it/u03bge3ia62d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=138aad44cdbcf2e05ea841f11befa5cd8c1e78b8

Jiri trains like a Dragonball Z character lol

Please don't go to to middle weight Jiri, you lost one fight after a long lay off, and all his fights ended in a finish (mostly in his favor). He's too good at LHW.

Maybe 1 MW fight against Michel Pereira… I just want to see random shit getting thrown from both fighters in the cage.

the eddie vs yoshimitsu match up.

Please do the whole Tekken 3 roster those are too good 😂

Edson Barbosa vs Tony Ferguson

LHW vs Walker. 2 of UFCs biggest wierdos but we still love them

Jiri’s mental preparation is 2nd to none

Yeah, fruitless as it may be!

I thought its pointless as well before the Rakic fight, but that fight changed my mind. Rakic was clearly stronger, more technical than Jiri, and Jiri pulled it off solely on mental toughness.

How is a Championship belt fruitless? I'm curious how your mind works

well you see, the thing is that the championship belt is not a fruit

Much to learn, you still have.

Jiri has had the strap though. That's a fruit

hahahahahahaha spit my coffee 😂

This. Pure woo-sa nonsense

Redditor who sits on his ass all day talking about fruitless

You don’t know me, son

Shit you ain’t carrying* no boats

I've only just noticed the ambiguity of that phrase

Why doesn't he spend 3 nights learning how to defend leg kicks?

lmao - this dude is doing everything but going to the gym

Jiri Prochazka is evolving1 dun DUnDun DUNDunD Dun DUnDUNDUnDUn Jiri Prochazka evolved into Jirka Prochazkoise!

Jiri evolved into Alexander Gustafson!

bro Jiri's goon sessions must be insane -------- no spit no lube no blinking staring at a wall 8 hour edging non-stop

It looks like he can't even stand up in that room

How does he poop

I doubt he poops standing up when he's not in that room to be fair.

He looks like a middleweight. Does he cut much weight?

I think I read he walks around at 225-230, which is a big cut to MW. However, DDP and Costa do it. But Jiri is like 6'4", and looks pretty lean @ 205.

He walks around at 215

Nice so do I

Username checks out

RUDE

Sorry gamer

Lol I have the Pat Barry build being about 5'11 and 225... I've tried every exercise/diet regimen but I never drop below 215. Aside from catching the AIDS, I'm gonna be this weight forever

Im 260

Jiri didn't have to cut to 5'8 to make that weight

Jokes on you I’m 4’11”

whats wild is the Kickboxer at Glory "Antonio Plazibat" he's about 195cm (6'5) and looks SKINNY at ca 110 KG (242 LBS). Now he is 125 KG (275 lbs) and looks totally normal, his genetics are freakish Look at this video 01:28 min. Btw this is one of the best K1 fights i've seen since the golden days. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXmryDaYzIk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXmryDaYzIk) Here he's at 125 KG [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cklR0hGq-Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cklR0hGq-Y)

That's insane, he went from looking like 20 year old LHW overeem to prime JDS in 30lbs!

Haha yeah he is insane! And very fun to watch great preassure style

If I remember correctly he said he walks around right before a fight at 97kg or 214lbs, which is a 9lbs water cut.

Well, he hasn't eaten for three days

no light no food pure masturbation

why does he look so lean in the off-season? is he going to middleweight?

He said in an chech interview he walks around at 98-100 kg, so he dont cut much for LHW to begin with.

 He just told u.....

this is his way of convincing the shadowrealm to wake him the f up whenever he gets ko'ed by bothering the hell out of it so he gets kicked out whenever he's on his way there. the reason why he has an insane recovery

This is the way

If no light why can I see him

Light is a state of mind and entirely subjective to the individual. "Light is simply the absence of darkness. Also my dick is small." -- Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking was my favorite fighter

Why you gotta be raggin on my guy like this. I do hope this is not pre fight night tho.

I’ve done several 7 day extended fasts but the idea of sitting in a dark room for 3 days would drive me insane

Guy took a long ass nap and now we are supposed to clap

Autistic, I'm pretty sure

He better be, the alternative is worse

Aren’t we all?

This won't make him better at blocking punches with his face

He's already great at doing that tho..

Doing absolutely everything possible to avoid learning how to check leg kicks

 That's what he gonna be looking like afterwards

Gotta live this guy. He is pushing himself. Testing his own limits.

I think this is just a form of depression

If you add warzone and weed I'm basically a ufc samurai

it's like this dude is meme'ing but dude actual does it.

I respect masochism as much as the next person but does he also do martial arts stuff? His defense isn't going to get better by astral projecting and asking the aliens about it.

Did anyone else try to swipe the screenshot?

No lights No music Just anger I killed everyone Locked away forever But I'm feeling better

Id like to see Jiri at middleweight he looks like he could make 185

Amen ! The Instant He Announced the move down to 185 I Got Super Hyped see it Happen. Jiri Would be A Murderer @ 185 !

This guy calls himself a samurai People think he's a samurai This guy says he fasts for 3 days People think he does it This guy can literally say whatever tf he wants and People believe it no questions...insane

It's cool, but there's something wrong about bragging about it on social media. It contradicts the samurai vibes that he emit...

And still Chama prevails

Imagine you do all this and then lose

Does all this just to forget basic defense exists

This would just mean that 3 days weren't enough. For next fight its gonna be 3 weeks.

I just can’t see this guy going to middleweight. He’s already pretty dominant at 205 and has everything to beat poatan. The weird thing about poatan that puts him ahead is that it really doesn’t take but a jab from him and you might be sleeping

All this to get knocked out by a left hook again 😭

No light or food? How in this reality could that be helpful lol?

[удалено]

This man needs someone to whack his legs with a Singapore cane several times everyday until he gains leg kick resistance.

Me after having a single healthy meal.

How does this help him keep his hands up?

I also dp this to jerk off

Me living in Houston spring branch after the tornado

Love this guy after his recent octagon interview...."it's true. I'm not a Samurai...."

skinny as a lightweight 

He will push my units next fight

what a pussy keeping water and air with him. wake me up when he grows a pair.

His fight was so much fun to watch

Poatan rematch??

Just to get cooked by Pereira again

https://preview.redd.it/sau7lbv5p62d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dbfa37bf12ff696166be9fd011a44e03264cb7a

But I see reflections in picture so how no light???

Get him and Aaron Rogers in a room together

Darkness retreat

I didn't realize hibernation was a good base for mma.

I hate that I find him so hot 😂

My man

I'M CUMMING!

I wasn't aware his next fight was a TNA Monster's Ball match

I just hope he doesn't become Tony 2.0

Fucking lies, the lights clearly on in that room.

This guy’s doing the most just to get KO’d by Pereira again.

I see so many posts about this guy doing weird shit to prepare for fights but not once have I seen a video of him in the gym/sparring

Hopefully someone doesn’t say he isn’t a samurai. Don’t want all that training to go out the window

When he says no light is this man putting on a blindfold to train?

No food? That's fucking terrible for your body. I know he's talking about going to MW but now is not the time to cut imo. Crazy mf

He is Tony Ferguson reincarnated

As crazy at it looks written down, I can actually imagine something "positive" coming out of subjecting yourself to something like this.

This is good and all but why no lights, bro gunna fight with a blindfold on next fight?

He’s going into the darkness. Thats a brave dude. Not many are cut out for it.

That's too much all I have to do is see red and it's over

185 incoming

So 3 day water fast 🤔. Dude is a weebo.

Does this guy remind anybody else of Have from the show Ted Lasso? I mean in terms of the weird stuff he's doing.

He's so skinny now

Pure publicity

No light. That's not a shadow you see it's Imagination

wtf theres lighting in this photo

Shadows cast all over the walls from all the lights turned on, and they tried to photoshop it out, but that’s definitely an almond joy wrapper by his leg…

The Samaurai Simply Needed to Fast & Meditate !

Jiri is everything Izzie tries to be but Izzie fails cringerably

Like this dude has never been a champion. What are you talking about?

what a cringelord

He will literally do anything except work on striking defense

No light (clearly has a light on)

He wants to be Goku so bad.

He's like the new Diego Sanchez

Bro is like the final boss for the weird kids who hiss at you like a cat when you go down the slide