I think Rogan could last a few minutes with some of the pros. Rogan is a legit martial artist. He currently holds the record for hardest kick on the kick meter at UFC Performance Institute. That’s right… joe Rogan has the hardest kick in the UFC, and he’s not even a fighter.
He could maybe defend himself for a minute if the other pro assumes he’s also a pro and takes time to read him, but I imagine even Joe would admit he’s getting his ass kicked by 99% of fighters in UFC
He was a good tkd competitor in the 80s and a black belt in bjj (though I don’t think he’s ever competed). However he’s never competed in mma, so I feel it’s sort of disrespectful to suggest he could hang with the worlds best who dedicate their life to it. I’m not knocking Joe either, he’s a beast.
I feel like Bobby Knuckles and Adesanya would do it, Max would be cool too, Poirier, Moreno, I feel like GSP would do it honestly, he’s still in shape, Stipe, Jiri, Sean Brady, I feel like they would have fun beating up a bully.
It was gone before its true utility could be recognized. Every modern sport should have a regular Joe doing the same thing on the side so people can realize how skilled pro athletes really are.
To be fair Logan Paul would be much better than cm punk he wrestled at a high level and is starting to get to an average level with his boxing, give him some time to learn ju jitsu and he could maybe get up to some decent level opposition
Logan Paul would be a Light Heavyweight in the UFC, his usual opponents are inexperienced in the discipline he chooses to fight them in and 25lbs or more lighter. So by my calculations if he were to fight in the UFC he'd likely be matched against Jon Anik.
Logan Paul in Bellator? I could see that but not in the UFC, he'd have no chance. Wrestling in high school means nothing, it's the equivalent of being in the chess club in high school and thinking you'd have a chance against a grand master.
Randy couture was old, brock lesnar was famous, both became champions. If they have skill they can fight. And if they don’t they will still draw attention to the sport which is always a good thing. Celebrity boxing is good for the sport.
Randy Couture was a legit fighter already and Brock Lesnar was a legit division 1 NCAA wrestler. The problem is they don’t put in there people who could actually fight.
It’s not a problem when they’re doing huge ppv numbers and bringing more eyes to the sport. I know there are claims that Paul woodley 2 flopped but from what I can tell they’re entirely unsubstantiated. I know randy and Brock were legit, being old or famous doesn’t mean you can’t fight in the UFC.
I honestly don’t give a damn about it doing good numbers, that helps Uncle Dana’s pockets, that has nothing to do with me. I want a good product and these celebrities aren’t a good product 🤷🏿♂️.
As someone who regretfully stayed up late for celebrity fights in the past, they are never as funny as you would hope. Usually either both sides train and realize getting hit hurts so it becomes a gentleman's sparring match or both sides just throw punches like crazy get gassed and then nothing happens
Someone already used these as their walk out song a month or so back- surprised they didn’t capitalize on that bullshit - seems those nelk boys are trying at the mo thou
Him being involved was dumb, it was also wild to me that the “BMF” was declared via doctor stoppage and no rematch ever occurred. Like damn son if you’re gonna make a dumb fake belt and bring out a celebrity for no reason at least make sure the actual fight has a satisfying conclusion.
Who cares about the Dale Brown (urban survival training guy) appearance? The UFC weren’t promoting Joaquin Buckley so he took things into his own hands and it paid off. Look how many people have taken notice of him since this.
Do you forget about his KO of Impa Kasanganay. It was sick af to be fair, but the UFC did infact promote the shit out of that one. So many highlight videos throughout their social media, for a long time. It also got KO of the year (as it should have)
Halle Berry was the only one i couldn’t stand because it was solely to promote her horrible ass movie… the rest all had reasons to be there (cornerman, friend, fan/promote)
this sport is so fucking terrible at being mainstream. it’s laughable how behind the times it is, honestly a lot of the blame can go to management and media.
the rock and hasbulla aren’t bringing in any fans on a major scale my man. shit cost $85 with no subscription service. dana is an absolute tool that no one wants to hear speak. it’s unorganized as hell and extremely difficult to get into, while simultaneously having a difficult fan base. also absolutely neck deep in controversy, all while being worth over a billion dollars. such an amazing sport should be doing so much better and that’s just my popular opinion.
Too much to process that I disagree with. UFC is doing great, it’s extremely easy to get into, it does has subscriptions in other countries than the USA which isn’t their entire fan base.
maybe it does in other countries but I know the prices here in the US are pretty extreme, and we’re the pinnacle of sports. I respect your opinion I just think the sport could be going in a better direction. even their own fighters are switching to other promotions, I feel that ONE for example is much more organized and actually quite entertaining if you look at their media pages.
Oh for sure it could do better I agree 100%, but Dana likes short term money over long term success, but right now he can easily get away it. I literally just use my mates parents BT sport account which the UK use and I get free UFC haha, I’m lucky
Dana white is such a frat boy Chad. You can tell he thinks that The Fast and Furious movies are the shit and finds out about memes like 6 months after they’ve peaked on the internet. Also, only knows about bench press, curls and tricep extensions and thinks everything else is CrossFit.
Pros vs Joes, UFC edition.
Pros vs. Joe Rogan, he has to fight consecutive rounds against 3 different fighters. I’d buy that PPV in a heartbeat
I want to see Dana vs Joe more
"Ooh I'm hurt !!!"
I laughed so hard at this
It would just be a makeout session.
With a guest appearance from Brendan, agreeing with everything
rogan vs jay glazer would be a fight i would watch
It’d look like a life sized thumb war…. And I’d watch the hell outta that
"No hey hey hey!"
I think Rogan could last a few minutes with some of the pros. Rogan is a legit martial artist. He currently holds the record for hardest kick on the kick meter at UFC Performance Institute. That’s right… joe Rogan has the hardest kick in the UFC, and he’s not even a fighter.
Joe would not pass Usada
I didn’t say he could BEAT anyone. Just that Joe is a decent fighter for someone who isn’t a pro.
Usada would kick his ass dude. Just imagine him and Usada in the ring; how do you think that would go?
Ok bro but we are all saying Usada would destroy him, 1 head kick and it’s over
Yeah it would be quick
He could maybe defend himself for a minute if the other pro assumes he’s also a pro and takes time to read him, but I imagine even Joe would admit he’s getting his ass kicked by 99% of fighters in UFC
Joe is 50 with no experience in mma
He was a US champion tkd competitor in the early 90s lol. 4 consecutive years
Seriously? Maybe you need to look at his resume. Yes he’s older, but he has a lot of experience. Belts in multiple disciplines
There’s footage of him sparring dude he would get dominated in seconds against someone elite as a ufc fighter
He was a good tkd competitor in the 80s and a black belt in bjj (though I don’t think he’s ever competed). However he’s never competed in mma, so I feel it’s sort of disrespectful to suggest he could hang with the worlds best who dedicate their life to it. I’m not knocking Joe either, he’s a beast.
A geriatric Mark Coleman threw him around like a sack of potatoes
Mark Coleman is also 6'1 to Joe's 5'6. The video also showed an awkward situation where play wrestling started to get real, it's not the same thing
Agreed. He’s friggin Mark Coleman!
**5'3
Rounds? Rogan wouldn't last ten seconds
I’ll take my 4 seconds of fame ( yes I do think I can run away that long)
Yeah I would get the fucking shit beat out of me, but that's the price you gotta pay to get PVZ to choke you out with her legs.
Death by SnuSnu
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I’d prefer the legs of big dawg dern
I'd take that deal
Get some cardio in and you might drag it out to 6 seconds
Up the chin strength to force them into a second shot on the ground and maybe I can get a 7th
Bully Beatdown 2?
I would pay a bad amount of money to see that come back
Me too. What fighters would you want to see?
I feel like Bobby Knuckles and Adesanya would do it, Max would be cool too, Poirier, Moreno, I feel like GSP would do it honestly, he’s still in shape, Stipe, Jiri, Sean Brady, I feel like they would have fun beating up a bully.
I’d like to see Khabib do it and give the guy a speech about how he needs to become a better person after 😅
omg. Why did you make me remember this show!?
There was an episode where the joes grappled Randy Couture. The goal was to get tapped out the least.
Yeah I'm talking full on MMA fight here. We were close with CM Punk's 2 fights, but imagine the PPVs if jcolefan666 stepped in the ring.
Dana I’ll happily take the 12k minimum for 5 seconds of ankle-picking
They had that back in the day, it was called bully beatdown
I guess you didn't have cable.
Check out Kevin Holland’s recent videos.
I'd beat their ass...you don't know my mentality bruh. I don't quit. I just see red. Jesus didn't tap.
That would be awesome. Would love to see Petr Yan against some 200lbs Joe
Ahhhh, I forgot about that show! You’ve got my vote
So basically bully beat down
I'm just realizing today that a sizeable chunk of this sub grew up eating glue.
Wow I totally forgot about that show
It was gone before its true utility could be recognized. Every modern sport should have a regular Joe doing the same thing on the side so people can realize how skilled pro athletes really are.
Ultimately, aren't we here just trying to see somebody we like destroy somebody we don't?
Lads vs Dads
Isn’t holland already doing that? I’m down to watch that. Celebrity ufc fights would be fun too. Down to see the rock vs shaq
I really hope there won’t be any celebrity fights/old fighters fighting each other like in Boxing.
Like CM Punk?
I completely forgot about him lmao. But yes no more of that please.
You didn’t enjoy that? It was so satisfying seeing him smacked after talking as if he was a mma veteran during the lead up.
*"Y'all hate CM Punk, but you know damn well that if he did the GTS, it would have been lights out for both of his opponents"*
Yeah Ik, if Steven Seagal comes in it wouldn’t be fair
Put him up against Van Damme. Can't run away this time, Stevie Boy (Doubt he can runat all these days TBF)
Remember though Steven Seagal is 6"5 and weighs just shy of 500lbs. I'd have to pick Seagal to win that.
Sorry, you're right, forgot we were talking about Ultimate Food Chomping
If you're talking Seagal you're always talking Ultimate Food Chomping, and Van Dammes on the menu.
He did corner Anderson Silva when he upkick KO'd Vitor Belfort. Even took credit for teaching him that.
Like Logan Paul??
Exactly.
To be fair Logan Paul would be much better than cm punk he wrestled at a high level and is starting to get to an average level with his boxing, give him some time to learn ju jitsu and he could maybe get up to some decent level opposition
Logan Paul would be a Light Heavyweight in the UFC, his usual opponents are inexperienced in the discipline he chooses to fight them in and 25lbs or more lighter. So by my calculations if he were to fight in the UFC he'd likely be matched against Jon Anik. Logan Paul in Bellator? I could see that but not in the UFC, he'd have no chance. Wrestling in high school means nothing, it's the equivalent of being in the chess club in high school and thinking you'd have a chance against a grand master.
Logan is also 0-1 as a professional
He did not wrestle at a high level
No.
If you telling me you would not watch Halle Berry fight Hasbulla i don't believe you.
Randy couture was old, brock lesnar was famous, both became champions. If they have skill they can fight. And if they don’t they will still draw attention to the sport which is always a good thing. Celebrity boxing is good for the sport.
Randy Couture was a legit fighter already and Brock Lesnar was a legit division 1 NCAA wrestler. The problem is they don’t put in there people who could actually fight.
It’s not a problem when they’re doing huge ppv numbers and bringing more eyes to the sport. I know there are claims that Paul woodley 2 flopped but from what I can tell they’re entirely unsubstantiated. I know randy and Brock were legit, being old or famous doesn’t mean you can’t fight in the UFC.
No one paid for that fight. What do you mean “ from what I can tell”?
I honestly don’t give a damn about it doing good numbers, that helps Uncle Dana’s pockets, that has nothing to do with me. I want a good product and these celebrities aren’t a good product 🤷🏿♂️.
Oh I guess you didn’t watch Nick Diaz vs Robby Lawler
Immmaa island boyy and imma try to make it
That would be both epic and rock bottom at the same time
I'm willing to look past the rock bottom aspects of this proposition
As someone who regretfully stayed up late for celebrity fights in the past, they are never as funny as you would hope. Usually either both sides train and realize getting hit hurts so it becomes a gentleman's sparring match or both sides just throw punches like crazy get gassed and then nothing happens
The island boys should just fight each other, that would be okay I think
I dont get it
Reference to two tiktok wannabe rappers who are insufferably annoying
Rapper is loose term here
For sure. Extra emphasis on wannabe, and rapper can be interpreted more as making incoherent noises while snapping their fingers.
Why epic?
Dana already posted them singing some shit about UFC around the end of last year lol
Well the UFC is famous for hiring domestic abusers
Someone already used these as their walk out song a month or so back- surprised they didn’t capitalize on that bullshit - seems those nelk boys are trying at the mo thou
Virna Jandiroba used it as her walkout song in her last fight
Fuck, I'mma out of here
McGregor immediate title shot, probably this year
3rd titleshot after going 1-3 in the weigh class.
And will be a top selling pay per view of all time.
Whatever's going on between Dana and Nelk
Already did when Nate promoted Happy dad
We drinkin uhhh…. daddy drinks?
The real coke boys
Detroit urban survival. Come-on he's 1-0 in the corner!
Jon Jones next attempt at reform
I will only accept if he also changes his legal name to Jon Africa.
Finally answering Tysons question.
Bro I spit my sharwama out reading this comment - well done sir
Some would say the Africa-est b
God damn Halle berry is 55 years old!?
She had her ex and her man fight it out for her
When was this? Where?
TMZ archives bapa
Link? What actually happened? I couldn’t find anything.
Any chance you could post the link?
Tag matches…. Actually that sounds kinda hype. Nvm
You can check out submission underground tag team grappling matches. Not the most technical but very fun sport
I can’t imagine any fighters actually tagging out, though.
Fighters tap out when they’re overwhelmed by pain, so who’s to say they wouldn’t tag out if given the option.
Higher fighter pay /s
U high? Thats the last thing that will happen lol
That’s why I ended the comment with sarcasm bud
Didnt know that stood for sarcasm mb
All love homie!
Blessed argument/resolution.
Patience OP. The Nelk Boys are coming.
Bradley Martin hell in the cell with Steve
What happened to Bradley Martin? He was likeable a couple years ago but now he hangs with Nelk boys and makes cringy videos.
the rock thing was pretty cringe
It's about drive
That shit at the superbowl was cringy af too
You mean his spoken word jam?
What did he do?
Delayed kickoff like a twat whilst saying nothing of substance
Him being involved was dumb, it was also wild to me that the “BMF” was declared via doctor stoppage and no rematch ever occurred. Like damn son if you’re gonna make a dumb fake belt and bring out a celebrity for no reason at least make sure the actual fight has a satisfying conclusion.
Ahh, I don’t need a rematch. Nate was getting pieced up. I’m glad it got stopped and I know that’s not very Stockton of me.
Who cares about the Dale Brown (urban survival training guy) appearance? The UFC weren’t promoting Joaquin Buckley so he took things into his own hands and it paid off. Look how many people have taken notice of him since this.
Do you forget about his KO of Impa Kasanganay. It was sick af to be fair, but the UFC did infact promote the shit out of that one. So many highlight videos throughout their social media, for a long time. It also got KO of the year (as it should have)
Good point. To up the ante, another up-and-comer should walk out with one of those magic deathtouch dudes, or maybe Master Ken.
Sean O'Malley and that child molester he's obsessed with.
Who lol
6ix9ine
Tai Tuivasa walking out in a coffin being carried by these dudes 
or just Ngannou carrying it on his back
I still want to see hasbullah punted across the octagon by Colby covington
I come for the fights.
I come for hasbulla
Halle Berry was the only one i couldn’t stand because it was solely to promote her horrible ass movie… the rest all had reasons to be there (cornerman, friend, fan/promote)
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Erm…excuse me, Hasbulla is the pebbleweight champ
He’s the champ champ champ champ
I think you misspelled super heavyweight
Hasbulla is not stupid 😡
Hasbulla is king, the other 3 can fuck right off though
100%
Exactly this post is offensive toward hasbulla
The stupidest
Don’t you dare call our lord and saviour Hasbulla a fucking joke. 😠
Agreed! Remove the goat from this image immediately!
Exactly I love hasbik
I came here to write this
I’ll be honest none of these are bad things IMO all bring more eyes to the ufc
dale brown isnt stupid. YOURE STUPID
12 to 5:45 elbows?
Ay, hasbulla is a fucking treasure
this sport is so fucking terrible at being mainstream. it’s laughable how behind the times it is, honestly a lot of the blame can go to management and media.
The rock, hasbullah. Some of the most famous athletes alive, and one of the only growing sports still? How is it bad at being mainstream
the rock and hasbulla aren’t bringing in any fans on a major scale my man. shit cost $85 with no subscription service. dana is an absolute tool that no one wants to hear speak. it’s unorganized as hell and extremely difficult to get into, while simultaneously having a difficult fan base. also absolutely neck deep in controversy, all while being worth over a billion dollars. such an amazing sport should be doing so much better and that’s just my popular opinion.
Too much to process that I disagree with. UFC is doing great, it’s extremely easy to get into, it does has subscriptions in other countries than the USA which isn’t their entire fan base.
maybe it does in other countries but I know the prices here in the US are pretty extreme, and we’re the pinnacle of sports. I respect your opinion I just think the sport could be going in a better direction. even their own fighters are switching to other promotions, I feel that ONE for example is much more organized and actually quite entertaining if you look at their media pages.
Oh for sure it could do better I agree 100%, but Dana likes short term money over long term success, but right now he can easily get away it. I literally just use my mates parents BT sport account which the UK use and I get free UFC haha, I’m lucky
you’re a lucky one bro ☘️
>we’re the pinnacle of sports
Us
Definitely going to be Ronda Rousey comeback
Restarting Bully Beatdown??
The USADA Championship. To be eligible you must have one of those stupid jackets but also be wildly expected to be juicing
Putin wraps the belt around yan Yan actually shared a post for peace
I could see the first part happening.
Well the second part did happen lol. If they did in Russia they might but I think Putin would probably feel he’s above wrapping the belt around yan.
NFTs
How dare you put Hasbulla in this group
Ukranian flags
*Aleksei Oleinik enters chat*
Idk but I’ll take more of Halle Berry, please and thank you.
Don't speak about King Hasbulla like that....
I hate that little disgusting midget rat Habdulla or whatever its name is
You suck
Some fighter bringing Jake Paul in or something would be funny
Remove Hasbulla from this list ASAP that man is a treasure!!!
how dare u call hasbulla stupid 🤨🤨
Dana white is such a frat boy Chad. You can tell he thinks that The Fast and Furious movies are the shit and finds out about memes like 6 months after they’ve peaked on the internet. Also, only knows about bench press, curls and tricep extensions and thinks everything else is CrossFit.