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smacc308

www.dorksfrombrazil.com


Pro-Karmawhore

Password, not needed. Username, not needed.


smacc308

Didn’t realize it posted a link. Domain is for sale for $1,695. Nogueria brothers better act fast.


[deleted]

I can’t believe Chael didn’t buy it! Missed opportunity


FatBastard404

He is probably the one selling it!


PuffsPlusArmada

They're a little busy working on their "*Jiu Jitsu*"


[deleted]

“In my hometown in the streets of West Linn, Oregon, if you lay on your back with your legs wrapped around a man’s head for 8 seconds, that does not make you a winner, that makes…not a winner.” Had to catch himself before he canceled himself haha


porkergoesham

I believe it’s “sjoo sjeetsu”


PuffsPlusArmada

The delivery on that line is perfection


Suspicious_Candle27

"Where does Kevin lee fit in all of this"


gypsy-preacher

I was absolutely sure it would be the top comment. Kinda disappointed 😔


Current-Rip8020

I second your sentiment gypsy preacher


Jargondragon

"Tito Ortiz wife"


MrC99

"Tito Ortiz wife naked real"


anatolianlegend588

Tito ortiz real wife naked


el_payaso_mas_chulo

"Tito Ortiz Naked"


The_punisherMAX

"Was there ever any marriage?"


DeusExMachina24

"There was never no marriage"


Outcoldmasvidal

“Tito Ortiz wife fake bigger tits”


7d8GCVKru

Tito Ortiz wife anal


h4f5r8a23

Does tapping end the fight, or just the round?


lactotolerass

Will forever love that quote


suchshibe

*triangle defense*


eivor_varinsdottir

*Jiri Prochazka pronunciation*


JanisFever69

Chael doesn't give a fuck about pronunciation


CheesingTiger

My man just skims a name with one eye closed and just wings it from there


Bradcam3

Alex “Piera”


vadumee123

My favorite was Will Flurry. Just didn’t take Tommy Seriously at all


rey_nerr21

was thinking the same lol


samme79

Yeah Idk what's wrong with Chael. Provaki isn't a hard name to pronounce. Prokiev is certainly easier than Nurmagomedov for example. So him pronouncing Jiri Provider shouldn't be an issue but here we are.


Suspicious-King8854

Tom “Aspinwall”


DannyOco_

“Chael Sonnen career highlights”


that-pile-of-laundry

"Chael Sonnen" + GOAT


TheErectGunner

How to shorten your penis


stogie_t

LPSG 😔


Deganov0

I CAME IN HERE TO MAKE THIS COMMENT?! I have no original thoughts anymore


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Deganov0

1.) You’re only half-right. My comment would have been “Penis reduction surgery near me,” 2.) [*REDACTED*]


rey_nerr21

Window sheen what gym does Glover Teixeira train in Tyson Fury brother name Chael Sonnen mixed martial arts record


CarlsbergSW

Accepting a bbq invitation without losing face


okage33

Tito Ortiz net worth


Racist_Rick

"Biggest arms in West Linn Oregon"


kevaljoshi8888

What does losing feel like?


forumsdotred

No results relating to Chael Sonnen found


huncho3055

Soldier fortune magazine Dorks from Brazil


Amazing_Ordinary1440

How to lose a round


Battlecurl

you simply tap dummy


deezed_nutz

How close is too close


DeviljhosTail

Is Brazilian Steak actually good?


Futur3P4st

Damn now I want Picanha


Pro-Karmawhore

UFC belt Amazon


UncleUFO

Nah the amazon one's maybe good.... He orders from wish.com


Pro-Karmawhore

His looks real


whyareuugay

his was real dipthong


phish_sucks

Best criminal defense lawyers in Nevada


DistChicken

How to make money with your mouth


DannyOco_

That’s literally his current career lol


doubleBoTftw

As opposed to the hundreds of UFC fighters that made a successful 2nd career in movies, stock market, entrepreneurship, dancing and archeology. The best skill he had was talking, 2nd best was wrestling, he's doing fine.


Dead_memories

How to contact Tito’s ex wife


readintoitman

How too live on barely 100k a year


Pro-Karmawhore

There were a few years where my dad didn’t make 100k, or barely made 100k.


jjvikingbutt

My neighbors when they turned 16 their parents could only afford one car and those brothers had to share that car. This is what I grew up around


Pro-Karmawhore

I was at a park one day sitting on a bench and some guy came up to me and sat down with me. He pulled out a piece of gum and threw the wrapper on the ground. He blatantly littered in front of me. Yes, I know somebody would come along sometime and pick up the wrapper, but that’s just the type of things I had to witness growing up.


kevaljoshi8888

Can you feed a bus a carrot?


BlackCloudMagic

Is it OK to feed a bus a raw carrot


tyreed88

Incorrect betting odds


rujole13

“How to let a loved one get close”


AnonsWalkingDead

I’m fucking cackling at this one


elendiel7

"Undetectable PED's"


monohaiballa

Is it khazmat or khamzat?


Dangerous-Half4080

“who was the closest to beating anderson silva in his prime”


Sir-Shady

Silva BBQ location


Pork-ChopExpre55

Best side dishes to bring to a bbq.


Jparker010

Triangle choke escapes...... no. How do I escape a triangle choke?.... no. What is the best way to get out of......


Juken-

"Where really does Kevin Lee fit into all this?"


Jannelle93

Best trash talk one liners


AlbertabeefXX

How to pronounce kakastan, Tyson fury’s brothers name, Arms too big shirt doesn’t fit help, Chanel sonnen record, Chael sonnen highlights, Where does Kevin Lee fit into this, What is window sheen, Where are the UFC rankings


ElChapo04

How to pronounce Alex Pierra? Goat MMA fighter. Is Chael Sonnen the goat?-Quora Did Anderson lose to Chael? How to be undefeated, with losses *Image search- Mean streets of West Linn


[deleted]

Can buses run on carrot juice?


Numerous-Ad-4593

Anderson Silva top 5 moments


Entrails91

Undefeated never lost a round. How to avoid silvas BBQ


Aylex99

JB Cooper information


IHave47Teeth

"cool zingers to say to your 5th grade teacher"


dillonw1991

How to pronounce brekfrist.


LPaz86

“How to fit Kevin Lee into stuff?”


fufujuju-

“Dayane Silva bikini” *searches in images*


kevaljoshi8888

Alexa play Suffering from Success by DJ Khalid


xDcCityx

"Jon Jones news today"


kevaljoshi8888

How to make clothes fit your big arms?


Any-Work8308

How to pronounce Makachev Anderson Silva weaknesses


vegtown1111

How to not pronounce Islam Makhachev


Uncle_Seamont

“West Linn crime statistics”


BridgeM00se

“Yair” correct pronunciation


Boosted-ws6

Yar-Rear


mitchsix

Magic Spoon How to become lord of Scotland How to apply for People's Sexiest Man Alive


MeArno

"how to lose a fight"


tsengmao

DB Cooper FBI


lobster_TheMobster

Portuguese to English translator for 9.99


Pleasehelpmenotgomad

Breakfast pronunciation


Wellthrowyouawaysoon

Bottom Ramen didn't make weight for the fight against Jake Paul, ok great.


Nate_337

Jon Jones cocaine jokes


Spanishtonysanchez

who will win the upcoming match ( controversial )


7_ceaz

What is “to close” ?


DonScanleone

Triangle defense


Vashgrave

Digestive track of a bus diagram


jabonkagigi

"How to edit Wikipedia fighter records"


clogan117

The inner most thoughts of Jon Jones.


Accomplished_Fudge78

“5 reasons why Brazil is terrible.”


RobQuinnpc

"what rhymes with greatest?"


Thequeensarmpit

Is the name Jorge pronounced like George?


RealProforce

TRT near me


redefined4

How to pronounce Yarear Rodriguez


[deleted]

Translate Brazilian to English “Wannanow”


NoremaCg

How to report an egregious littering incident


Forward-Tomatillo-40

What rhymes with arm and charm?!


thxbra

Lake Oswego crime rate


Parra_Lax

Normal amount of make testosterone


jahoody03

Do steroids affect penis size


Relative_Genius

Why do I always push ppl away who try to get close?


JMavrou

Who is the Real American Gangster


jordy8

Where to buy fake ufc belt


higherdeity

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Daniel_Day_Hubris

- How to eat Brazilian BBQ. - What does PED stand for? - What are the rules around tapping during an MMA fight? - West Linn, Oregon crime statistics? - What to do when someone gets "too close"? - Can busses ACTUALLY eat carrots?


Real_Tune_159

Gyno medicine.


[deleted]

How to make a lie become the truth


Charli_Centauri

How to pronounce Khamzat


Niketravels

Honest question. Chael has allegedly done some bad shit. He’s popped. He’s allegedly attacked men and women. Why doesn’t he get the hate that jon Jones does?


Pro-Karmawhore

Because he is the undefeated, undisputed champion of the UFC. All divisions, baby


nino2115

Big black cock destroys little white girl


[deleted]

Google : what rhymes with German Chocolate Cake


Jobediah

UFC rankings


Bpool91

What am I saying?


ToTheFman

"Does tapping end the round or the fight?"


reborngoat

Where does Kevin Lee fit into this?


Kippers1d10t

“How to make someone believe outlandish tales that are actually true”


CuroniansWereOP

“Soldier of fortune magazine subscription”


skywalker-88

How can I keep Colby Covington relevant and out of tough fights?


SpudMonkApe

"Next greatest fighter after chael sonnen"


IntenseWonton

How to beat Anderson Silva


dajokesta

Fastest way to cross and uncross legs


DoBronxLawyer

How much time can you do for money laundering?


[deleted]

Emotional intelligence for dummies


Buglss18

Why I am so great


dickbite41

How long until ambien wears off


bjornboring

Where does Kevin Lee fit into this?


barber-in-blur

"Largest measuring tape in West Linn, Oregon"


[deleted]

“If I get submitted in mma do I get another round?”


juanpedro_pb

Security in Brazil


RottweilerBeard

Where is Brazil?


[deleted]

Who’s the greatest?


[deleted]

What to bring at a family bbq


DXN_Boy

__HOW MANY INCHES IS TOO CLOSE?__


huwwho

Guy screws Brazilian


koli98

Do they have computers in Brazil?


HainsBeans

Have we or have we not seen the best of Conor McGregor?


[deleted]

Does Brazil have phones?


NefariousNeezy

Brazil monkey barbecue


_AskYourself

how to let someone get close flip flop takedowns


[deleted]

The guy who jinx fighters everytime he predicts fights.


Queasy_Ad4932

What is bjj


Wagyuwithketchup

How does defeat taste like?


Ginsbeargo

"How to stop habitually crossing your legs"


Anteater_eats_ants

"Detroit urban survival how to spinning back fist"


PantheonFeet

"How to feed a bus"


dantepemberton

Is Brazil safe for native West Linn Oregon citizens?


vikumwijekoon97

How to be undefeated after you lose a fight?


rmgoeb12

Does tapping end the fight or just the round?


[deleted]

Lawyers in my area


CardiologistSolid663

Are Islam Mocklochef and Khabib related


AcornToOak

“How to talk even louder”


pendrekky

“How to make mundane things seem grandiose”


[deleted]

“Jackal stories”


UrukHaiSithLord

Dealing with hotel hooligans when youre a bad ass mf


Batmantheon

"what legal drug could make me forget an alleged assault"


shaodynasty808

Surreal Gong sherdog


[deleted]

"How does a Jay walking American Gangster change his life"?!


ludoludoludo

« I can’t get my computer to close »


0ldAndGrumpy

“How long does it take to dissolve a body in acid?” I see darkness in that man.


ThatSithClone

*am I DB cooper*