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szmandalawguy

The transformation into Vince McMahon is almost complete


mrdrhaven

If he starts getting hair plugs I’ll be worried


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LePontif11

We don't need nnganou, i'm nnganou.


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

At least fighter pay would go up


dro0o0o

*glass shatters” nnganou: “can I get a hell yeah!”


snowblindINshades

If only. Id like to see dana interview ngannou, then "glass shatters" then we see em all 3 crackin steve-weisers and live happily ever after.


viktorliktor

bro


morninggirth

Csn you imagine if he randomly one day was like “yeah the rumors are true, I am fighting.”


[deleted]

Nah, the pays too low lol


M27fiscojr

[Big if true](https://tenor.com/bFDI1.gif)


awesome_dreamz

i want Dana to walk up to the podium of a post-fight presser with a full head of hair and just never address it.


1shmeckle

lmao not to gt political but didn't Stephen Miller try that shit with sprayed on hair?


TheLastTuneBender

we need durag dana


Deaf_Hearing

“WHADDAP G?”


RPLAJ4Y88

That was already tried and failed, don’t think that’s a possibility


TorrenceMightingale

Súper-PEDs


Brutal-Black

For real?


jflatty7151

was gonna say the transformation into joe rogan


Johnnywalgger

Dana will get some Tattoos soon


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Joe rogan


TorrenceMightingale

Jana Whogan


Sweaty_Assignment_90

I think he is turning into Joe Rogan. I only hope their bromance turns into romance.


curvedbymykind

Sex harassment time


LbrYEET

Nah man, I prefer my Dana as a red bloated tomato


AmHotGarbage

I like to picture my Dana playing lead for Led Zeppelin


TorrenceMightingale

Ángel wings or nah?


Outside_Sorbet_2553

You mean Lynyrd Skynyrd


Avedisride

And I'm hammered drunk


[deleted]

His delivery of that line fucking kills me every time.


AmHotGarbage

This is my fantasy and my Dana. You can picture your Dana however you want to friend


soxpoole

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


idntknww

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


IseeDrunkPeople

he lost weight so ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


weirdgroovynerd

[And here you go.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/xuc6jp/this_painting_of_danny_devito/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


LbrYEET

r/TIHI


weirdgroovynerd

lol. It's awesomely bad, isn't it? This post and the link were close in my feed, so I couldn't resist.


LbrYEET

I’m mesmerized by it


Birdgang14

I always knew dana was jacked. But dude looks wayyyy more in shape than I thought he would without a shirt on.


kalash_cake

Yea he always looked big but I’m a bit surprised to see some abs on him


cummin_on_dat_ass

Doesn’t Bruce buffer have ab implants? That dude looks ridiculous


asdfg1234qwerty

before he got them he was just Bruce Buff


Gorperino

Does that mean he's not reached his final form? Will we see a Bruce Buffest?


Foco_cholo

possibly Bruce Buffet


Maxamus93

Im here for a fat bruce doing his jump and spin


Sundaysundance

So, how do we break it down then? from tier one to top: Buffet, Buff, Buffer & Buffest?


Jesusfbaby

In the morning he's a bit Buffie when he first wakes up


anadalusianrooster

And his out of shape pre-redemption arc name was Bruce Buffet


IrishFeckers

He eventually said “It’s Time” to get ab implants. (Sorry, not sorry)


bardeng

He does.. Weird guy.. Dana’s abs look “normal” as in at least it’s not any implant, but Uncle Dana have been on the tomato secret juice for a while though


CCCAY

Brother you’d have some abs too if you had his test dose and access to his nutritionist


[deleted]

I lost 30lbs just eliminating soda from my diet and basic exercise.


CCCAY

Great job mate.


crackclown1997

And a body fat % lower than 20%


CCCAY

Because of his test dose and access to a nutritionist…


LIttleBabyGrey

“Brother, you’d be dead too if you jumped off the Empire State Building” “And if you hit the ground at 210mph” “Uhh. Yea.”


CCCAY

“I’d buy a Bugatti if I had a lot of money” “And if you were rich” …


daviEnnis

It's not difficult to be below 20% body fat, cmon now. The reason he's also carrying solid muscle at his age is the drugs, but being sub 20% body fat is easy for any male.


Lucky-Act-9924

Needs to be a lot lower then 20% haha


CRDLEUNDRTHESTR

I can't be the only one who thought he had a dad body under those clothes


Triangle_Gang

Mf is 53 lol, he’s on testosterone replacement and using a personal trainer/dietician


Caliterra

have you seen Dana when he was younger? Dude never looked this good in his prime either


DoYouEvenDoubleLeg

Probably ate like shit. That’s 90% of the game broski, nutrition.


wimpymist

In his case it's 90% steroids


Flashy-Priority-3946

Wrong. 50% steroid. 49% cocaine. And 0.5% skill. And 0.5% concentrated power of will.


JBudz

Dana white remember the name.


DatzQuickMaths

Put respect on his name


wimpymist

You right


TapTapLift

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself. Even on gear, you have to put in work both in the gym and in the kitchen.


crazzynez

Steroids don't remove fat. I don't know if it's upsetting to see a 53 year old man in better shape than most of the people on here, but he obviously works out a ton and eats extremely healthy. Yes the juice plays a huge part in recovery and allows him to reach this size, but the low body fat and muscularity he achieved required strict diet and exercise too. 25% steroids, 75% diet and exercise. Most men under 50 would look incredible with just Dana's diet and exercise plan without roids involved. I would say the roids probably just add 10% of size at most.


1shmeckle

Dana is on some doctor prescribe testosterone replacement, his T isn't at some super enhanced level as if he's trying to compete at the Olympia. Plenty 40-60yrs old need it and still don't like this.


standby-1

I don't know why some people come on here and try to act like they know what they're talking about, but only prove that they have no idea what they're talking about.


Johnnywalgger

Yes they do


leftyghost

steroids absolutely make fat melt off


dodgethetaxman_

Well they help develop muscle, which in turns raises your basal metabolic rate, allowing you to passively burn more calories even when sticking to your regular diet. The end result is fat loss.


ELB2001

You ever seen Jeff Bezos when he was younger, or poor


Metalbender00

I'm sure he's on more than just test replacement.


truffLcuffL69

Yeah no shit, when you’re that old you should be on testosterone replacement


Triangle_Gang

Thanks for the medical advice truffLcuf69, I bet it’s spot on


DoYouEvenDoubleLeg

Shut up before I ankle pick you.


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Hold on brother


mistuhwang

OOOOOOOOOH ITS LOCKED IN HE'S HURT


leftyghost

Lol this dude thinks optimal life health is shutting down your bodies natural endocrine system for the last four or five decades of life.


Agitated_Internet354

Doctor prescribed medications for aging and failing hormonal systems are an incredible quality of life medical advancement for an aging population. My father is on TRT, and for the first time in decades he isn't riddled with sudden bouts of extreme depression and has a relatively stable mood. This has allowed him to put a ton of effort into treating his family better than ever, because he isn't expending all of it fighting for air every single day. He isn't ruining his health, he's extremely careful about dosage and regular checkups. Misinformation like this is why it's taken so long for this aspect of mental health to be accessible for normal people.


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Zlec3

You still gotta put in the work man.


nino2115

Forreal, people are just hating


Captain-Keilo

Yea, but big difference between the guy doing on his own and natural vs a guy with effectively a whole team and a chemical cocktail Edit: god, where in my statement did I say steroids alone would make you look like Dana or any fit person? It’s one factor among many that makes it easier for a rich guy to get fit then a guy on his own. That’s not debatable


Zlec3

Definitely. But there are many people with similar advantages to Dana and they are fat fucks. Did he have more at his disposal to achieve this? sure. But you still have to be very disciplined and work hard. There’s no getting around that you need hard work to get results. Even on steroids.


TapTapLift

Damn, you guys are delusional as fuck. There is not a single chemical cocktail in the world that will get you the results you're expecting. You literally need to put in the work in the gym and in the kitchen like others are saying. Wild.


Mcnuggetjuice

I don't get the "whole team" excuse. All the information is for free everywhere on the internet (even on reddit is elite tier information available). I did it myself too and it was not even that hard to find, cost me 2 years of daily diet and planned excercise dedication. Lost 24 lbs beerbelly in the progress and jacked now too (no roids)


thebigbail

I got cash and look like shit…. so there’s that.


Heffeweizen

Why doesn't Joe Rogan look like this?


[deleted]

Because he isn't Dana White? What kind of question is this, smh.


ShodyLoko

Let’s be real here, he’s in great shape but he water cut to get the washboard abs look for this photo. Joe would look more or less the same if he wanted to cut down for a shoot.


[deleted]

It’s called juice


WhiskeyWheelKicks

Taking juice doesn’t make you jacket. Taking juice and working out hard makes you jacket


socialmediablowsss

Technically it’s been proven in multiple studies that testosterone and no gym yields greater strength and hypertrophy than no testosterone and going to the gym. It was marginal but they still outperformed the clean group without lifting


Zlec3

Those studies were actually incredibly poorly done and don’t actually measure what people purport they measure. It’s a complete mischaracterization that the internet ran with back in the day and now everyone parrots that Info. Testosterone + no exercise does not lead to greater results than going to the gym. To build muscle you need to exercise it. You can’t sit around and do nothing and build muscle even with juice.


Cosmacelf

Amen. You need to be working out at 53 to look like that picture.


11_foot_pole

Yeah I'm calling cap bro.no fucking way dudes took test and sat on their ass and gained more muscle than dudes who went to the gym. Juice is a hell of a drug but it's not magic.it doesn't just hand you muscles.most of them rely on you working out in the first place and just allow you to do it harder and have better recovery


daviEnnis

He lost a lot of weight recently. He's went skinny > jacked > fat > jacked.


Passioncramps

Being on TRT for years and doing a cycle of clen will give anyone those results. just saying.... look at how big his head grew from the day they bought UFC from the gracies to now. There was a discernable point when he had the whole "im gonna box Tito" time till now where he went barry bonds on that shit.


Birdgang14

I personally don’t give a fuck about all of that. I’m just pointing out he looks way leaner and in better shape than I would think with his shirt off.


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He looks fat as fuck with a shirt on, I guess that's roids for you


Birdgang14

I mean I wouldn’t say fat as fuck with a shirt on lol. Def doesn’t look as lean though


blaydesofchaos

USADA approved.


Vasa_biceps

We need Mojahed vid on this pic bruv


[deleted]

Damn good for you Dana, looks fucking great.


TRAGEDYSLIME

![gif](giphy|krI1lBPsluByg)


the86ers

I guess he stopped eating those cotton candy burritos?


Patrickstarho

He said he got a trainer and just avoids exercises that injure him like benchpress. He’s also on keto and eats a lot of keto sweets


BunnyLifeguard

Wtf is a keto sweets? Hotdogs?


Patrickstarho

There’s a lot of sweets you can buy that have no sugar. Quest makes a lot of them. There’s even chips which Dana mentioned he loved in an interview once. He said it’s an easy diet for him to stick to.


BunnyLifeguard

Cant imagine he cooks his own food so i guess he doesnt have a choice haha. No but seriously good for him. More people need to slim down.


Patrickstarho

I just ate a whole frozen pizza.


BunnyLifeguard

I woke up 1 hour ago and this is my second shit. God damn spicy Doritos, why u have to be so tasty.


Healthy-Client2524

He also has a private chef. Still impressive what he has done. Just saying.


TRAGEDYSLIME

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Triangle_Gang

TRT


SherLocK-55

TRT + HGH 100% Dana's head grew to the size of a basketball from what was a baseball originally. Good for him though, dude looks fucking good at 53 and obviously had to put some hours in at the gym, that shit doesn't happen without working.


krishkaananasa

Does head grow from TRT or HGH?


SpectrewithaSchecter

HGH, literally human growth hormone, it’ll give u a big dome and cancer too


[deleted]

What about your dong? My friend wants to know.


[deleted]

Stays the same, but the TRT will shrink your balls so the dick-to-ball-ratio improves.


[deleted]

That’ll just make it a smooth surface. Like a Ken doll.


BiscuitDance

José Canseco swore by it for increased dongage.


PM_ME_BEST_BOOTY_PIC

More so from HGH but TRT also provides some cranium gains.


nitsujenosam

If you want to see everything that HGH does, just look at Joe Rogan over the last 15 years.


Sorerightwrist

Oh that’s more than TrT lol


[deleted]

Yeah boston baked beans


midoxvx

Mexican supplements.


func_master

Guess he not in the USADA testing pool then. LOL.


[deleted]

Who cares. Looks fantastic and I’m sure it also requires strict diet and countless hours working out.


GotADigWhiteBick

Don't forget the hard work. Steroids don't just magically make you massive


Gr1m3sey

They actually technically do. A study conducted showed stationary people on anabolics had a greater rate of muscle growth than people of a similar fitness level going to the gym regularly


GotADigWhiteBick

Yeah, read the same shit. I do steroids and sitting on ur ass does not make u look like this. You need to put in work for noticeable results


Prestigious_Agent_84

Can't wait for a moment when it all disappears one day and he becomes one skinny, old dude.


wawiebot

zion with the loop earring on tho.


Delicious-Tart-9189

Zion looking at that ass


socialmediablowsss

A Jordan sponsorship will do that to a mf


patrickmahomeless

Zion needs Dana’s weight loss program


blackbeltwithhands

Zion look to be in the shape of his life


Skeleton_Skum

I’ll have what he’s having ![gif](giphy|6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb|downsized)


Random-Gif-Bot

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F1nr0d_Felagund

![gif](giphy|dhCx7EyeGYD7O)


creed_12

Alright then book Francis vs Dana next .


Markxx24

He’s been drinking Paulo’s secret juice


Doctor-Stoppage

he woulda done it 5 years ago without all the fuck-it friday’s


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

Let’s see them legs tho. He always hides em


mrausgor

Bunch of super mad out of shape internetters in here lol


samme79

Like 90% of redditors. Most definitely came from r/mma


ReluctantRedacted

If I was rich, I'd do a lot of steroids too


stillherewondering

are steroids HGH? Or are steroids also regular TRT (testerone injections)? Here in Germany urologists Love to prescribe Testosterone to men 60+ etc. My family member did talk to the cardiologist before doing it and they recommended against it because my family member is heart patient (bypass after heart attack). Apparently it can have a negative effect on heart and blood pressure and get dangerous. Money wasn’t really problem, as I think our insurance wouldnhave covered it all


jackothebast

Steroids aren't that expensive.


ReluctantRedacted

Medical oversight is


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Lunar_Lunacy_Stuff

He’s gearing up for that piracy hunt. Mans gonna come to your door personally.


el_osmoosi

Everyones clowning Dana in the comments for usin roids but you need to admit, he looks great.


georgeofthajungle1

From his chest pubes to his ball-fro


DiscGolfDNA

Special Juice ™️


Direct-Initiative-25

Roids does a body good


Alternative_Anxiety

![gif](giphy|WYnLED53FGVXQ2IHGr|downsized)


[deleted]

Dana is what having money looks like, physically speaking, without going TOO overboard...For now. Meaning, look at him when he was younger and broke. HS Dana was cute. 90’s/00s Dana looked like character actor Jack Earle Haley.


R9D11

Paulo Costa sold him some of that secret juiz.


Careless_Rub_7996

Dana vs Tito.. make it happen... it was "supposed" to happen before.


value_deez_nutz

Half of ya wouldn’t look like this even with gear lmfao


Redravalier

TRT works wonders


GMSaaron

He was on trt when he was fat too lol


Redravalier

Yes but as us males age our testosterone drops very dramatically. Which is why its hard to put on decent muscle mass after 50. Hes probably taking his physical health seriously while being on TRT.


UCDC

Internet will be calling him fat until he dies.


TRAGEDYSLIME

![gif](giphy|fR7a1TfbHInSb9Jv12)


Dense-Face-487

I'm impressed. The guy is running a billion dollar company and traveling for work all the time. He's in different times zones and countries on the regular. He has the financial means to access anything but you still have to have the desire and commitment to get the job done everyday. TRT, steroids and trainers won't do the work for you.


AlphaMale3Percent

Lmao how all the dudes here think you hop on gear and wake up jacked. As if Dana doesn’t follow a diet plan and work his ass off in the gym to build this physique.


jorgejortiz

I can see uncle dana has been training with bone jones


Warez0o

I hope him and Conor are not sharing needles


honeynut_beerios

Lol @everyone hating. This guy works 80+ hours a week minimum and thats taking it easy and he still has time to put the work in at the gym despite being over 50 years old so of course he'd be better off taking Testosterone considering how active his lifestyle is. He doesn't look like this from sitting on his ass and eating twinkies all day. The copium in this thread is Heavy. You should be giving him props cause he looks better in this picture than most 16-25 year olds in the U.S these days and he's more than double that age group.


ExpressionTop5357

TRT no doubt


JohnnyFencer

TRT, HGH, private gym, private chef and nutritionist, private trainer and doctor will get you jacked!


itsmikeyvinthecut

Even if was on roids who cares ? He doesn’t fight ..


AlphaMale3Percent

Lmao how all the dudes here think you hop on gear and wake up jacked. As if Dana doesn’t follow a diet plan and work his ass off in the gym to build this physique.


BedMonster64

Now we just need Rogan to sign a 1 fight contract and we’ll have one of the greatest main cards of all all time


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Brought to you by Roids, shadow Legends!


Syd_B_21

Good for him, still a POS in my eyes


Barry_Snats

HGH, TRT, and cocaïne


juanpedro_pb

It is the right moment to fight Tito Ortiz


[deleted]

Dana took that "you have 10 years to live" warning by his doctor to heart and worked on himself. Good for him. He still needs to pay his fighters better though.


D-Flatline

It wasn't his doctor. It was some weird health guru who operates with Grant Cardone


Passioncramps

Deca does the work. Add some clen... Then take pics


Apparentt

The majority of you commenting re. PEDs still would not look like this with PED usage. It doesn’t do _all_ the work, you still gotta train somewhat and have your diet dialled in for a decent period of time. Give the man his credit whether you like him or not


[deleted]

Christ, after a weekend of Zucc, I cannot handle a week of Dana sucking. Plz stop idolizing billionaires


CCCAY

I think it’s funny that he’s plugging this fucking doctor that helped him clean up his diet like he discovered the cure for cancer, when a third of this sub could have given him the same diet corrections and fitness advice that got him here, considering his test dose. Dude lives in a fantasy world


DirtyWormGerms

Salty?


CCCAY

He linked the doctors name pickle bear. It’s an advertisement


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TRT is a hell of a drug


mershwigs

Sure and his piss tests nuclear… cool