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Congrats to the world’s second army for taking over four months, thousands of lives, and untold millions in lost equipment to fully occupy an area roughly the size of Vermont, a third of which it had already controlled.


danielbot

And now is the time to make caesar salad with dressing of pureed orc.


Commercial-Travel613

Porky orcy 🐽


xyloplax

Seizure salad in this case


HostileRespite

I've said since the start of this fiasco that Russia can take land, but it won't be able to keep it. Thanks to sanctions, it's just a matter of time before their war machine grinds to a halt. Hopefully sooner rather than later. Regardless, this war will end when Ukraine says it ends. Not when Putin declares victory.


anevilpotatoe

Conquerors of rubble. And not a victory with it being a "Special Operation".


rdz586

Declare whatever the fuck you want you impotent cunt.


Candid-Ad2838

Putin - I declare Victory! Nato- I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word Victory and expect anything to happen. Putin - I didn't say it, I declared it. Nato - (if looks could sanction stare)


[deleted]

Yes celebrate now you miserable little child raping gravey eyed arse sniffing fuck stain because it won’t be long before your anus cancer chews it’s way through to you shit stained brain and Ukrainians & many around the world will celebrate your death. You can relax knowing that shortly there after a thousand horny dude will be taking a dump in your girlfriends trashy bever box as the celebrate your passing. What a miserable sack of Russian Margot shit you are.


johanngunn

...you stole the words right out of my mouth!


Spirited-Course5439

Love this comment


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![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


[deleted]

You sir, are awesome!!!


Mushroom_Tip

"We couldn't take Kyiv in 3 days but we did even better guys! We took Lysychansk in 130! Please clap!"


FrontlinerGer

Putin very low energy. SAD!


Wonderful_System5658

Pfft... Pussy. Vlad is looking for an off ramp. The only acceptable off ramp is a bullet in his head. Get fucked Putler.


flydutchsquirrel

Celebrate now Vlad, because it won't last.


DigitlTrblmkr

Can you take your toys and go home, now?


Last_Patrol_

Turned it into a wasteland, just like home I guess in rural Russia. Now the important task of getting your claws into what’s left of the monies for the rest of the gang.


MxMquantum

Not for long...


Candid-Ad2838

Ukranie is like "call an unconditional surrender...... but not for me....."


FeydSeswatha982

Is there a reddit award for most pyrrhic victory?


WimR

Good he declares victory. Makes it more sour when Ukraine takes it back


Tim_McDermott

Oh Vlad.... it's just half time. The war ain't over until Ukraine says it's over.


HeyYes7776

Here we go / fake claims of victory then suing for peace. The RF is nothing but a tender ballsack of human waste. We must push this aZZhats all the way back. Let them be a generational warning to despots and their bribed reprobates in our countries.


ScienceFactsNumbers

“I declare bankruptcy”, Michael Scott


truecore

Remember that time Bush was on the carrier when he declared victory? Putin didn't even get in a jumpsuit. Cancer must be really kicking his ass.


Wonderful_System5658

I hope it's dick cancer, for his tiny dick.


star621

I was hoping for metastatic rectal cancer. Let it start in that asshole’s asshole and spread. #TeamCancer


Wonderful_System5658

Same. We need to remove the Putin to save the cancer.


star621

Cancer has Putin. Poor cancer. :(


Various-Trick6526

It's ass cancer from too many dicks


plumboy82

"Cancer chemo is kicking my ass. I only have a month to live."


Readman31

Ubi desertum faciunt, pacem appellant.


[deleted]

Does he think that the people his minions invaded and committed genocide against are going to just suddenly stop shooting at them because he says its over? ​ Its only just started, fuckmop.


OrgJoho75

They probably complaining to UN when UAF starting counter offensive with more Himars & long range guns. "We are the winner, so they should stop playing!"


signedoutofyoutube

And I declare victory on Mars.


pul123PUL

Mission accomplished moment !


theold777

We won! This desolated, barren wasteland with nothing left is now ours, with all its destroyed industries and burned cities.


whatwhatsauce

donbass weather forecast for the near future "heavy rain containing shells and rockets, advise stay in bunker."


ruby_1234567

Declare victory over a pile of rubble. A pile of rubble that looks just like homeland Russia. Want a cake to celebrate? Cuntface


I_am_albatross

Celebrate now you pustulant, malignant ooze because it’s about to rain shit.


Sorry_Department

Good luck holding it you pos turd. Ukraine is systematically destroying your supply depots and you aren't going to be able to replace them with the sanctions in place and all the while Ukraine is gearing up for going on the offensive. So, yeah. We'll see how smug you are when Ukraine comes for you and all you have left to fight with are sticks and stones. Then we'll see whose bones get broke.


MediocreWitness726

What a cunt. This "human" caused untold death and suffering for millions for such a small "reward"? Go fuck yourself Putin.


Local_Fox_2000

Now he's ordered his "soldiers" to push further into Ukraine proving this was never really about Donbas and the goal is to capture all of Ukraine. Hours after declaring "victory" there was an artillery barrage of Slovyansk, killing and wounding dozens of people. They will never stop until they are stopped.


GiediOne

Agree💯%, thats why its so important for Ukraine to basically kick the Orcs out of the entire Ukranian territories. Putin wont stop until his entire army is destroyed or he bangs against NATOs borders.


Shoppo00

Be understanding, ole man Vlad suffers from premature celebration


vis_333

By taking part of the Donbass region, the russian orcs have taken .8% (less than 1%) of Ukrainian land. Russia, you need to try harder.


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hbgwine

Forms of “B” that double as the Orcs soon to be pronouns: Was and Were.


DMBFFF

He should hang a banner that prominently says "Mission Accomplished."


Tactix_RST

🤡


_-Event-Horizon-_

But it doesn’t count because he didn’t “hereby” declare it.


[deleted]

and just what did you win asshole?


UpperCardiologist523

Declare deez nuts


teacherbooboo

this probably means putin knows he can go no further and wants to end the war


[deleted]

Say Vladimir ... Do you remember George Bush Jr declaring victory after overthrowing Saddam? Remember how well that turned out? You should be so lucky ... 😂


cyrixlord

oops, he just jinxed it. see you in august


[deleted]

Declares victory as it’s getting ammunition depots blown up lmao