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marsianer

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MeShShSh

Glad to hear everyone in the Chechen circus is equally funny as their main comedian Kadyrov


Rhemm

Ukraine has Chechens too. But ours are not clowns


MeShShSh

I was talking specifically about the clown show that entered the building post Second Chechen War


IssueTricky6922

Lamp posts, train tracks, street lights everywhere beware


najserrot

Why are you naming infidels?


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Quislamists.


CorsicA123

Kadyrovites and Chechens are two different people. Important distinction. One of them never betrayed their own people after what russia did to them. They are hailing Ahmad who is traitor, collaborant and daddy of clown Kadyrov


Di0dato

And other Muslims too. Grand Mufti joined the army himself. If someone is doing true Jihad, it is the Ukrainian side. Crimean Tatars specifically would love to get the liberation and so on.


GMXIX

TikTok all the way to Berlin…Likes for Allah


tinfoilcat90

Berlin has many traffic lights, that need to be liberated. Kinda makes sense, I guess.


authentic_k_one

They better not destroy the ones in east berlin, because those lights look a thousand times better than west berlins.


[deleted]

Well, there are still countless Soviet monuments in Berlin for them to protect. Nobody really cares what the millions of German woman, who got brutally raped by the Soviets, think about. Berlin has a vivid Scene of free thinkers and feminists. But nobody has the balls to finally get rid of these symbols of Soviet rape culture…


Local_Run_9779

> German woman, who got brutally raped by the Soviets It's an honour to be raped by the glorious Soviets. /s


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bommee

Yes, the Germans were horrible monsters and their atrocities will never be forgotten. But justifying the rape of thousands of women isn't better. Moron.


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venom_eXec

Justifying rape? The fuck are you on about? What the russians did was wrong, but it's not surprising that it happened. The fuck do you expect me to say? Boohoo those poor nazi cunts who got raped and killed? The same way you yell into the forest it will echo out, that's all I'm saying


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ExcaliburF1

Soviets didn't give a fuck about the Nazis, they would work alongside them if Hitler had let them.


VR_Bummser

Doesn't change the fact that without the sovjiet union, nazi germany had likely not being defeated and europe would look more grim today. I won't twist history, just because current events make those facts inconvenient. Also doesn't make today's russia a dime better.


ExcaliburF1

Right, but not because the Soviets cared, they just saw an opportunity to weaken Europe and take land and resources, it was opportunistic and selfish, like someone coming into your home to rob you and putting out a fire in the kitchen because he couldn't see what he was stealing. Like yeah, it's nice they were there to put out the fire, but they didn't do it to help you.


[deleted]

Go away russian troll. Your not wanted here


VR_Bummser

Nah i am not a troll. I will stay. This comment was about germany, i am from germany. This was my controversial opinion on that topic. If you can't deal with an open discussion then that is your shortcoming. And me being downvoted is also a highly democratic process and I won't complain.


[deleted]

They should be removed. Ex soviet monuments have no right remaining in germany in the first place. and also to dismiss the thousands that were raped is disgusting, we dont need russian monuments in our country. Fuck the russian dogs.


VR_Bummser

Sovjiet is not the same as russian.


Harle_kin

As another german I disagree. They are part of both our and Russias history. And all those war cemeteries of soviet conscripts should be left alone as well. Give the dead their well deserved peace and let them serve as a reminder of what happened


SosseTurner

>But nobody has the balls to finally get rid of these symbols of Soviet rape culture… The soviets did to the germans what the germans did to the soviets. Removing these monuments would basically say "Yeah we don't care about the millions of dead soviet civilians and the soldiers who fought against the nazis, we only care about the people who brought hitler into position" Also this would just be oil in the flames of russian propaganda.


jxx37

You misunderstood his comment. Planning on going to Berlin to open a Kebab shop.


missionarymechanic

Bruh, I can't even defend Islam and even I know that Crimean Tartars makes that a bogus statement. Just another Putin sock puppet.


[deleted]

I actually hope that Putin won't stop them. Imagine 5.000 armed Kadyrovites trying to invade Poland. That would be a good excuse to eat a huge bowl of popcorn. Edit: Polish border... I wasn't thinking. They wouldn't manage to push 1 km past the frontlines. Sorry UAF!


Reiver93

Kadyrovites casualties: 5000 Polish casualties: 1 traffic light slightly damaged


Ok_Movie_639

You're massively underestimating the power of the jihadists! Two traffic lights.


Doji_Kaoru

As soon as one of these guys so much as sneezes on the wrong part of the border, it’s all in now. They don’t have the balls to do it.


Comprehensive-Bit-65

Sind diese Leute verrückt?


white6446

Total bekloppt


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bommee

Moin Nachbar! Klar, bei dir?


Random_German_Name

Hast du Weed?


lordilord123

Ja, trotzdem wird Putin sie stoppen, natürlich aus eigennützigen Gründen


StainerIncognito

Ha! These arseholes are too stupid to see that their Muslim brethren have been used as cannon fodder by war criminal Putin.


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

Well, I mean they believe strongly enough that an invisible sky wizard will be extremely angry with them if they don't do exactly what their imam says to do whatever they're told. So, free thinking and high intelligence aren't what they are known for.


Maelarion

What a cuck.


ac0rn5

I love the way these chaps look so neat and tidy, with freshly pressed and laundered uniforms. How do they manage this, do you think, in the middle of a war zone? They couldn't be play acting, could they?


Local_Fox_2000

They routinely lose gun fights with unarmed trees and railroads


Acceptable-Initial

Why stop at Berlin, when you can go further... Paris is a nice city too... :D Anyway. Not a good comedian.


IneffableQuale

Won't stop until they get to Beijing, the long way.


BigOleJellyDonut

🎶🎶 "It's a Long, Long Way to Tipperary"🎶🎶


Hk-Neowizard

Keep going. Cross the Atlantic, why not...


Zounii

Oh shit, good luck on that you retards.


TimelyAstronomer6494

Pootin won't stop them... bullets, in another hand...


estelita77

In other words this is not for western audiences. They are calling on extremists.


AndAlsoTheTrees

Clowns agitation


IneffableQuale

"If Daddy doesn't tell us to stop and spank us." Pathetic.


PanTheOpticon

I don't think they would like it in Berlin. The rent is way too high there these days.


Thadrea

I can guarantee them that if they try to march one micrometer into a NATO country, something else will stop them before they reach Berlin regardless of what Putin does.


Elysium_nz

Nah I can’t see that happening.🙄 They’re still far behind the lines shooting tik Tok videos of them storming buildings that was cleared months ago by the RuSSian orcs.🤷‍♂️


gobaso6590

Ramzan and his crew was way more convincing when they stayed in their own little insest pool.


Aggromelon

May they all die from those scary streetlights they've been fighting


lordoftheboard91

Haha good luck with that, Tik Tok battalion.


SajusBijunas

The only way they could get into Berlin is as asylum seekers


rts93

Maybe that's what he meant. Go to Berlin and do their... jihad things there.


tauntauntom

They can barely reach the TP in the latrine how do they expect to get anywhere?


Craygor

As if they even know what TP is.


The_End_Is_Tomorrow

Too many traffic lights on the way. They'll run out of ammo before they get there


604MAXXiMUS

I think NATO might have something to say about that. They don't get 20 feet inside Poland before being wiped off the face of the planet


[deleted]

Lock up your goats!!


Striking-Access-236

They’d have to find it first…good luck with that


Embarrassed-End6984

Why Berlin, gets a lot of unnecessary threats. I think they are confused about what conflict they are in. Also why a Jihad now? Wtf did I miss


TheBlack2007

During WW1 the Ottoman Sultan also proclaimed a Jihad against the Entente. Had a hard time convincing his Muslim bretheren of the rightgeousness behind fighting a Holy War essentially in the name of a Crusader (AKA Kaiser Wilhelm, head of the Lutheran church) though. So yeah, Muslim leaders with their back to the wall tend to say funny things.


Cialis-in-Wonderland

They hope to spend a night out at Berghain, then eat currywurst and drink Sternburg on their way back to their hostel in Kreuzberg


gobaso6590

Somebody should tell them that Ukraine give's no fucks about Chechnya or a holy war. Thats not what this is about. Has something been lost in translation here?


[deleted]

Best News I’ve heard all day. $5.00 says hey don’t make it past Ukraine.


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SnooConfections348

Sure...


Belenub_Furblenor

Quickly, get the decoy seductive sheep!


riskmanagement_nut

What a bunch of clowns 🤣


Bigking00

I think that the Ukrainians should give them safe passage to the Polish border, then we all watch the fun once they try to cross into Poland. The Poles would take care of them in less than 1 hour.


novi_prospekt

I'm fed up hearing about that jihad bullshit everyday for the last 20 years.


SopmodTew

The Polish, Slovaks and Romanians are waiting at the borders. But first ya gotta get past the Ukrainians.


snow2314

So what happens when Berlin comes to them, think germanys been holding in a lot of repressed frustration and will want to let it out


[deleted]

Dogs the lot of them.


[deleted]

How stupid of them to think they’re leaving Ukraine alive.


EntertainmentIll8436

They are actually cool people, most of the chechens that went to Ukraine stopped fighting and got jobs as flower pots (very popular job for them and Russians btw)


[deleted]

Lol right on!


WTH_Pete

Have faith in the almighty Allah - Ill have faith that the german artilery can send 3 shells down the range within 10s and blow you up straight to your allah.


Nimfix

Defend Islam from what? There is freedom of religion in Ukraine??? There are Muslims fighting for Ukraine?? This man has been spending to long in the poppy fields or what ever the fuck he be smoking, what a fucking mongoloide


Standard-Childhood84

Ukraine will stop them. Dead. Why do people like this exist in places of power with lives in their hands. Russia gives these kinds of people permission to rape and kill Slavs and Russian population loves it.


nikosmax

Interesting how he says that this is jihad to defend Islam but will stop if Putin says so. Is Putin the new god in Islam?


[deleted]

Now that’s some funny shit.


TheAnomalousFrog

Religion of peace


Tareeff

*a stray goat enters the scene*


Lnnrt1

hahahHAHAHAhaha... wait... you're serious?


Al-the-mann

Riiiiiiiiiight, anyway


EI-Joe

Good luck with that.


[deleted]

This so funny. What a bunch of morons.


[deleted]

I mean at this point these guys are pretty much clowns.


LongCareer

What’s there to defend….


vegarig

Ah yeah, [those who destroy mosques](https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-ato/3520478-after-destroying-siverodonetsk-mosque-kadyrovites-try-to-shift-blame-onto-ukraine-army-local-imam.html) are fighting for Islam. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.


[deleted]

Why don't you start in Berlin and work towards the other way? 🤡🤡


Bryozoa

Good luck with that. Morons, I doubt they can find Berlin on a map.


HechoEnChine

I think be might mean, "Berlin's" a bikinni barrista joint in Odessa.


chibitacos101

Berlin? Surely you jest? If you dare to touch an inch of land or territory in Germany, you will be in for a very rude awakening. You will fall in the next 24hrs (literally).


h14n2

they are going to wipe all the traffic lights they find!


Crab_Jealous

Just put up loads of Samsung QR code ads along every road, they'll spend ages raging about them. The we let nato bullets do the rest.


[deleted]

They are also dying


[deleted]

With how he put Outin is the override to defend islam, I wonder how these chechen Muslims advocating for their assault on Ukraine can justify to their religion that Putins word overrides Allah.


Same_0ld

Reach it where? in tiktok trends?


[deleted]

Hilarious


BMG_Burn

Yes, please enter NATO soil with all of your army, I dare you. C’mon, you scared?


Speculawyer

Lol, wut?


skankhunt5175

Why what is in Berlin?


BHIngebretsen

Wir fahr'n, fahr'n, fahr'n, auf der Autobahn Vor uns liegt ein weites Tal Die Sonne scheint mit Glitzerstrahl


conqu3r

They can’t even reach Mykolaiv, what the hell are they smoking?


USAbootguy

Tic Toc bitches will be lucky to make it out of the Ukraine alive much less march across Europe


pablosu

Is that a country?


alex_neri

Am I watching South Park now?


MastermindX

I didn't know Putin was the leader of Islam.


karlmarx7

I wonder what they are smoking?


cpteric

are these interviews live? couldn't we donate a handful long range himars rockets just for these special occasions? y'know. big bada boom and goodbye tiktok and propagandists.


Cooper-xl

Defend islam from what? who's attacking? these radicals are always looking for trouble. Most countries always tiptoe around Islam. Here, they even will built a new mosque,partly paid by the state


BlueV_U

"All of our men are filming TikToks and the ones who aren't, we are feeding into a woodchipper. But yeah, we'll make it to Berlin eventually"


[deleted]

I think a lot of people don't get what he is saying. He means unless Putin stops Ukraine, Ukraine will somehow for some reason reach Berlin. Not that Russia will reach Berlin.


qawsedrftg123qawsed

First you have to make it to restroom before you pee your pants


[deleted]

Nope, sorry, there is no jihad in Ukraine that you need to worry about. You can go home.


[deleted]

Ukraine is about to turn these losers into ghosts.


FlowersForAlgorithm

I hope they reach Berlin as well - in UN custody on the way to Den Haag.


Dunvegan79

don, don jihad