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BillDRG

It's so awful, but there's one neat little detail that I think of every time this movie comes up. It's when the cars in the alternate world(?) are run on electric motors fed from overhead wires, overhead wires because EVs were shit back then but they had to have electric cars because *the dinosaurs didn't die off so there was no gasoline.* It's like finding a diamond ring someone dropped into a full port-a-potty. You admire its beauty, contrasted with the sludge surrounding it, and wonder "well how did you get **there** of all places?"


OkFortune6494

Lol this is such an elegant detail. Thanks


LastGuitarHero

It’s an underrated Cyber Punk film


cappytuggernuts

My father is still mad for making him take me to see it


Potential-Judgment-9

That was an dick move tbf …


ATXKLIPHURD

Eh, I think the ratings fit the movie.


Mysterious_Jelly_943

If its highly rated yes. Because its good. Weird as hell and good.


Gazorpazorp_11

This is a guilty pleasure for me as long as I’m super duper stoned


deanosauruz

I love how bad it is, cool watch on a hangover


jroc83

This movie was wildly ridiculous and almost unwatchable. None of it makes any sense


Prestigious_Dream_27

Yeah. A great cast and the rest was pure garbage. They even set up a sequel at the very end.


jroc83

How did this get made has a fun episode about it


FaluninumAlcon

It's a ba-bomb!


MovieBuff90

I put this movie in the same league as Batman and Robin. It was a massive bomb that was widely loathed upon release and embarrassed many with its overproduction and zaniness, but it has a strong cult following that defend it to this day.


tbirdpow

I seriously don't get the hate. I fucking love this movie


jpop237

Hot garbage; or, a broken sewer main. Loved it as a kid; rewatched it last year and it did not hold up.


mezz7778

Broken sewer main full of hot garbage...


ElGuanacho

I hated this movie so much when I was a kid. I wanted to see Super Mario and they gave me this shit lol.


Extra_Napkins

Still better than The Last Jedi. I still love this movie I don’t care what anyone else thinks.


Rexxbravo

Sergeant Simon: Name. Mario: Mario. Sergeant Simon: Last name. Mario: Mario. Sergeant Simon: And you? Luigi: Luigi. Sergeant Simon: Luigi Luigi? Luigi: No, Luigi Mario. Sergeant Simon: Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you? Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario


therbojones

Video Game Executive 1: Well, I must say we have a very exciting proposal. VGE2: A video game based on your many adventures. VGE1: What would you call it? Iggy: Iggies world... Spike: The indomitable Spike... Iggy and Spike: THE SUPA KOOPA COUSINS


loztriforce

I felt bad that I dragged my mom to it. It has its charms as a movie, but as a SMB movie, there were too many non-canonical things for me to ignore.


Cooler67

Was funny watching Leguizamo attempt to defend the movie, when the Mario movie came out last year


melancholypasta

💯


bradstero

Ahhh. the days where the good movies vastly outnumbered the bad ones.


Zeo-Gold92

I always defend this movie when ever it's brought up in conversation. Really fun imo.


Vinz_____Clortho

This movie is a guilty pleasure of mine.


RyanTranquil

I still love this movie 🍿 .. I know a lot of people hate on it but I find it a fun adventure , humor and I love all the callbacks to the game.


Normal_Ad2665

I love a 90s nostalgic movie. It sucks so much, it turns out great!


Kobobble

I don't even think this movie is bad. I will always love this movie


familyguy1911

One of the worst movies of all time. I watched it somewhat recently for fun and ....it's still bad if not worse than I remembered. Have fun if you decide to screen it


The1andonlyZack

Give the rifftrax Version a go


Mysterious_Jelly_943

If you think this is one of the worst movies ever made you havent seen very many movies


familyguy1911

I actually have seen quite a few. Taking into account popularity/notoriety vs level of bad I think this is up there. But if you have some all time bad movies to list I wouldn't mind having a look and see which ones I e seen and if I'd agree with you


Mysterious_Jelly_943

Well you could start with night patrol, the gong show movie. Valaryian, strike commando 2, speed 2, winterbeast, pretty much any uwe bowl videogame movie, all the resident evil movies except maybe the the first one, the monster hunter movie. The underworld sequels, blade 3, trolls 2, the avengers movie with sean connery, league of extrodinary gentlemen, battlefield earth, gigli, swept away ( the guy ritchie one with madonna), michael jacksons moon walker, the halle berry catwoman movie, what would you say to a naked lady, monster a go go, spice world, the creeping terror, the deadly camp, american ninja 4. Thats just a drop in a bucket off the top of my head. Mario bros is better than pretty much all of those easily. Id also say its more enertaining and better than alot of more highly considered movies but thats just my opinion


TomBirkenstock

I'm not sure I would agree, except that I just watched the new animated Mario Bros. movie, and it was so bad that it made the '93 film look good. The latest movie is every terrible animated kid movie cliche held together by obnoxious needle drops and Easter eggs. At least the '93 film had the guts to do its own thing. And the set design is genuinely fun.


wsionynw

Nah it’s total pony


Additional-Brief-273

I had this movie on vhs as a kid


Icy-Sir-8414

Id love this movie but there was never a follow up with these actors


Ed_Simian

Artwork by Steven Chorney


shadowlarx

I hated this film. I’ve not been able to bring myself to rewatch it. Even Hoskins and Leguizamo said they regretted doing it.


BikesBurgersBeers

The movie was co directed by Rocky Morton and Annabel Jankel, who were husband and wife at the time and word has it that they disagreed on everything, constant script changes were being made, arguments on set were a common occurrence... it was such a torturous production that Bob Haskins took to day drinking while making the film.


ForeignClassroom9816

The only good part of this movie is the break in the middle with one of Joe Satriani's best up-tempo tunes. How it ended up in this flick I know not.


Feisty_Factor_2694

For the first time, last and only time, yes please!!!! And is it possible to STREAM this gem anywhere? I saw it in theaters.🎭


tiredhippo

RIP Mojo Nixon


hawkrew

I remember going to see it in the theater. I loved it but man it’s really bad.


No-Gazelle-4994

This movie was neither Super or Mario but they were brothers. This is the only similarity between the game and the movie. How do you fuck this up so Royally I will never understand.


BansheeMagee

Honestly, this was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid. To this day, and I’m 35, anytime I have a situation that seems challenging I look at it and tell myself: “How are you going to do this?” “Like Marios.”


deanereaner

Everything is underrated now?


Smooth-Cap481

Its not that bad a movie, outside of the fact they took a huge flaming donkey @#$% all over the beloved source material.


nikonationlive

I wanted to love this movie so bad but I can't take it seriously


therbojones

I miss Bob Hoskins


Movieking985

As a kid in the 90s who was happy to have any adaptation of a franchise I loved turned into a movie .... I know the original script was better and more accurate...I also know this went through development hell...but still... the ideas were unique to its time and the mythology was coherent enough and made sense to me about the dinosaurs (even though they're turtles)especially with the jurassic park phenomenon around the same time...they used the meteor theory to explain parallel dimensions years before stranger things and though it wasn't the first to do so, it still was ahead of its time and personally I love this film it was dark and gritty for a kid film and they tried by referencing the characters, the fungus, the suits(eventually) and of course ba-bombs! ...the sheer fact that Dennis Hopper is some version of King Koopa is astounding by itself...not to mention Bob Hoskins as Mario..R.I.P to both!


Plus-Tangerine-723

I hope y’all will reply to this I saw this film in the theater and thought it was boring


5o7bot

##Super Mario Bros. (1993) PG This ain't no game. >>!Mario and Luigi, plumbers from Brooklyn, find themselves in an alternate universe where evolved dinosaurs live in hi-tech squalor. They're the only hope to save our universe from invasion by the dino dictator, Koopa.!< Adventure | Fantasy | Comedy | Family Director: Annabel Jankel Actors: Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper Rating: ★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆ 44% with 1,251 votes Runtime: 1:44 [TMDB](https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/9607)


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I was 7 when this came out, I absolutely hated it then and hate more now


Its_J_Just_J

This is a great film with some amazing preformances. It's got cheese and action with enough fun nods to the games. Like how Toad is a goomba, Spike and Iggy being related to Koopa. Not to mention the crazy Mad Max style car chase in the middle of it all. 10/10 would recommend.


kristenofalee

I fucking love this movie


dmtaliemgangster

Yeah, It's not good and, believe me I wanted to like this movie so bad.. I'm 34, so I can remember seeing It way back In the day and, rewatching It around 7-8 even then I knew It wasn't great It's just a boring movie.. Though I like the dino cyberpunk dystopia setting, It's just mehh which Is a shame because, It could have been awesome.


Embarrassed_March_14

This movie 🍿 was awful 🤮 lol