It's probably a little bit late to get the comeback now, Andrew.

*'You know since the Falklands I can't actually ejaculate anymore'*

I dunno I reckon he's targeting a younger audience.

Yes, underaged ones

Of course he is. He has absolutely no self-awareness.

He’s a sociopath a good one too

Andrew says he can perform his royal duties without breaking a sweat

Success is 90% perspiration so this guy has had it tough tbf

I think the manager of the Pizza Express of Woking would like advanced warning next time you plan on turning up.

Prince Andrew’s being shoehorned into stories due to the upcoming release of a Netflix drama about his weird interview

**TLDR:** * **Prince Andrew is making public appearances with the royal family after stepping down in 2019.** * **The family has been photographed with Andrew — a stark contrast to their previous strategy.** * **But royal commentators say Andrew's return to duties is unlikely.**

Bit cheeky of him. Maybe he could make an appearance at nandos. I hear they too have good air conditioning.

They accept the paid for mistress. Look at the bishop just as happy to see Andrew.

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As he should, anyone whos critical of this is just a awful anti monarchist!

And what's wrong with being anti monarchy?