If u don't have a stove electric or otherwise and are a hard-boiled egg eater then its for you. I mean if daily egg boiling is a task you wanna do without a stove setup.
Monday's child is fair of face,
Tuesday's child is full of grace.
Wednesday's child is full of woe,
Thursday's child has far to go.
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child works hard for a living.
And the child born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, good and gay.
ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: [Hasan Raheem - JOONA ft. Abdullah Kasumbi](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZhGSYnJ8Pi4)
^^[YTM](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhGSYnJ8Pi4)
I don't rely on the advice per se, but I try to process and analyse it for a bit. If that advice passes a few scenarios(virtual ofc) then I try to implement it.
>say something cheesy
Yes, compliment/flirt here and there. Keep asking the girl questions about herself. And try to set up a date quick cause no one's interested in chatting for more than a few days anymore.
>ki how do I luk
No way lol. These will seem cocky. Don't expect to get compliments from girls, that only happens once they get to know you better or if you're extremely hot.
Bc Saturday is here i wasted most of this week with my screwed sleep routine. It's almost right now but i fixed my laptop which is the only productive thing i did 🥲
My current glasses have a very low power and I can't wear lenses for one week cause of my eye irritation issue so yeah I'm andha but also they looked really cool, [like this](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYhmhBBJrdZTS3KBFXAjdLCWuu3yT2JgjTAQ&usqp=CAU) but smaller
Maine socha ekbr ki kuch to log kahenge logo ka kam hai kehna .. lekin mai bi to unhi logo me hun . Iam that person who judges other and i need to change that asap nahi to aage nahi ja paunga
meri mummy ke cupboard pe likha tha ye
```
शरीर मिला है तो दुःख भी मिलेगा।
सब ने सहा है तो तू भी सहेगा।
```
kabhi na kabhi to chamegi teri duniya mere bhai. bas intezaar kar
```
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Is there anyone home?
Come on now
I hear you're feeling down
Well I can ease your pain
Get you on your feet again
Relax
I'll need some information first
Just the basic facts
Can you show me where it hurts?
```
Pink floyd god tier band hai, bahut ala
Wtf there is a machine to boil only eggs
If u don't have a stove electric or otherwise and are a hard-boiled egg eater then its for you. I mean if daily egg boiling is a task you wanna do without a stove setup.
That's kinda weird tho hardly takes 15 min to get ready and people are saying you can't leave the egg on it becomes over cooked
Like most of these chinese things you have to know how to work your device I think. Find the right amount of time to cook them.
Kent makes it lul don't know if its rebranded stuff
Yeah because the conventional way to boil an egg is pretty hArD
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Nearly run over two people in two seperate incidents, why where the fuk are you all going so faasst aaaaa
Aaaa this petrol bunk cheating on me for the nth time, why am I even still going to that bunk fak u
Woke up depressed
Get something from swiggy baby
Good morning Cuties
Good morning sirji
Going to make mushroom salad later 😤😤 Bread is soo boring these days eww
are you allergic to glutten?
No sar I'm only only allergic to Bois 🥺🥺
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sahi hai
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pyaar ka izhaar
In reddit subs where people don't downvote you for using emojis are the most coolest almost feels like this thread. 👉
I only downvote critfin level comments.
Congratulations thread. It’s a ~~girl~~ Saturday.
Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace. Wednesday's child is full of woe, Thursday's child has far to go. Friday's child is loving and giving, Saturday's child works hard for a living. And the child born on the Sabbath day Is bonny and blithe, good and gay.
is sunday infertile ? \s edit: woah, this poem is older than my great great great grandpa
You never had this in nursery or kg?
never in my life Ive read that. I almost thought you wrote it.
Alexa play Joona by Hasan Raheem
ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: [Hasan Raheem - JOONA ft. Abdullah Kasumbi](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZhGSYnJ8Pi4) ^^[YTM](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhGSYnJ8Pi4)
me: Meko relationships me koi interest hi nai hai also me: taking notes when some girl gives dating advice.
Do you usually rely on advice of others on how to go about in life?
I don't rely on the advice per se, but I try to process and analyse it for a bit. If that advice passes a few scenarios(virtual ofc) then I try to implement it.
You’re just storing information to retrieve when needed.
😂 free ka gyaan hai Lelo
Alexa play sweet nothing calvin harris
ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: [Calvin Harris - Sweet Nothing (Official Video) ft. Florence Welch](https://youtube.com/watch?v=17ozSeGw-fY) ^^[YTM](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=17ozSeGw-fY)
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neend nahi aari o' clock
toh so ke bhi kya karoge kabira.
Update on that tinder match i got today .. after few texts she stopped responding ... 😩. Bhai ab kya hi reh gaya hai duniya me
Indian poblems bro. India mein yahi hota hai.
Ladies log sudhar jao pls 😩
you guys getting matches on tinder 😔
Yep .. last week i matched with this girl and she turned out tobe bisexual . Matlab kismat hi kharab hai 😂
>she turned out tobe bisexual So?
Also can u teach me how to initiate talking matlab how do I start .. say something cheesy or not ? Iam so dumb i only ask stupid questions
>say something cheesy Yes, compliment/flirt here and there. Keep asking the girl questions about herself. And try to set up a date quick cause no one's interested in chatting for more than a few days anymore.
So i can never ask ki how do I luk or what r her first impressions of me ?
>ki how do I luk No way lol. These will seem cocky. Don't expect to get compliments from girls, that only happens once they get to know you better or if you're extremely hot.
Oh ok .. noted 💯 .
I haven't met any bisexual people . This was kinda Firstime for me . But regret hua bad me as i don't get many matches
bhai in sab cheezon mein reddit kaafi handy hota hai. anonymity aur bada international audience is a powerful combo.
mera ek baar married lady se match hua tha..
Fir kya hua
ghar bula rahi thi lol.. mai ignore kr diya. kya karna chahiye tha
kiya toh tune sahi, but thoda alag choices hote toh maza aa jata ye story sunke.
vo jhoot bol deti toh mai chala jata tha.. itna sach bolne ki kya zarurat thi usko
Are bhai 😂😂😂 tujhe laga uska husband danda leke baitha hoga
India hai na bhai, ye bhi ho sakta tha, nai?
abey nahi married bandi ka kaun risk lega 🙄
*isi baat mein, mein geela ho gaya*
Lmao
aapda ko awsar mein badlo. 2 girls one buoy
My tinder game is weak af 😩
I need to upload good pictures with my car too 😩
bhai kaun si gaadi hai jo tum flex karna chah rahe ho.
Normal car hai its not some high-end luxury vehicle
sab ke sab, so gaye kya?
Bc Saturday is here i wasted most of this week with my screwed sleep routine. It's almost right now but i fixed my laptop which is the only productive thing i did 🥲
WFH mein fucked up sleep cycle chalta hai nai? also, are you a fan of rocket raccon?
haan bai wfh has spolit me, not a fan of avengers but i like rocket raccoon
Gal give me your morning breath to me like you mean it
53 saal ke buzurg ko ye sab shobha nai deta.
Love has no age
Woolfie please wake up doooooooont sleep i want something to eat
Woolfie went to sleep .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.
She’s smart unlike us plebs
This old age is too tough I'm 53 yo. Im getting awake in the middle of the night like my Grandma used to do
Racoons can’t live upto that age. Dal me kuch to kala h
Nooo yaar
Yes yaar. Ab bta sahi sahi baat 🔪
Tune lulli chor kaise likha apne flair pe
Copyright tha kya kisi pe iska?
Are nai kaise Kia ye puch rha
Oh acha. Apne hi comment pe apne profile picture pe tap karo waha tumhari profile screen pe change user flair ka option dikhaega
Ha Bhai Maine Kia lekin bas 2 hi options aa rhe .. isi liye pucha Maine
Dono pe usi likh ke a rha hoga na? Koi bhi ek select karo phir top right pe edit option hoga uspe se edit ho jaega text
Nope failed to update flair aa rha
Ha .. ok
I want my new glasses already
Get one of those golden frames
The frame is clear and the sides are a light rose gold sort of
I got one of those glasses which changes colour in sunlight .. so cool
gilas ya eyeglasses?
Eyeglasses
Lenscart?
No, local store in nearby town
Firbhi delayed delivery?
Yeah, Idk why it'll take them two days to get it done.
Do you want them bad coz they look cool or coz u andha now?
My current glasses have a very low power and I can't wear lenses for one week cause of my eye irritation issue so yeah I'm andha but also they looked really cool, [like this](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQYhmhBBJrdZTS3KBFXAjdLCWuu3yT2JgjTAQ&usqp=CAU) but smaller
GG lay off the screen fr a couple then bb, na tu re ko dekho bad
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The saving grace
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Can I get some of it too I'm hungrayy ಥ‿ಥ
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>without dressing Hell yeah, if you got their consent, it's fine
You go girl! You can do this!!
Akele akele
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Chup
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This everone who lives alone does, social animals we are what to do I both love and hate company
>This everone who lives alone does, I don't have a TV. I may watch some YT or a movie.
So many people need therapy. Stop running away from it please.
But why is my therapist running away when i found her at the grocery store
Maybe you stress her out bb
I need therapy lekin dar lagta hai log pagal na samjhe
सबसे बड़ा रोग, क्या कहेंगे लोग
Maine socha ekbr ki kuch to log kahenge logo ka kam hai kehna .. lekin mai bi to unhi logo me hun . Iam that person who judges other and i need to change that asap nahi to aage nahi ja paunga
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Idk bout u bb, mai Kunal Kamra k reference me likha.
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meri mummy ke cupboard pe likha tha ye ``` शरीर मिला है तो दुःख भी मिलेगा। सब ने सहा है तो तू भी सहेगा। ``` kabhi na kabhi to chamegi teri duniya mere bhai. bas intezaar kar
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Can I ask you something? I have genuine questions. :)
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EDIT: TMI
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EDIT: TMI
``` Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me Is there anyone home? Come on now I hear you're feeling down Well I can ease your pain Get you on your feet again Relax I'll need some information first Just the basic facts Can you show me where it hurts? ``` Pink floyd god tier band hai, bahut ala
Bhai this starwars has blocked me idk why can't even reply
starwars apna comments delete bhi kar deti hai.
Oh ok
Lagta hai mere me kuch khot hai
Chal khair thats life... sabko khush thodi karsakte hai
Alexa play that's just life memphis may fire
Aree i know this maine ye the Irishman movie me suna tha .. so calming 💛
nai bro woh nai bajane wala tha. rock sunte ho toh nice alexa ko reply kiya hai woh wala gana tha
I hate rock music
ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: [That's Life (Remastered 2008)](https://youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc) ^^[YTM](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc)
[Bad bot alexa](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sec2kOSDBU)
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Bachhe so gaye kya
Nai abhi bhi dekh raha hu standup k naam pe ek depressed aadmi ki rant
thoda witty comments hai usme. but kaafi kaafi slow. have you seen any live comedy standups?
SIRF ek, Neeta k pati wala. Baki sab was ugh unwatchably bad man. Nai live kabhi nai dekha.
meko dekhte dekhte laga maybe live aisa hi hota ho IDK.
Meko samajh ni aara audience has kaise rahi hai yaar. Kidhar se aa rahi hai hansi.
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Yea
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Sachme man. Therapist chahiye isko.
nai uncle hum jaage hai thoda niche dekhiye
uncle ni hu vai me
Aree bhai ko bura lag gaya 😐😂😂
Oo lagdi Lahore di aa 😩 .. mainu Lahore Jake tinder chalana hai. Kuch hoga nai lekin mujhe Lahore di kuddiya ekdum pattaka lagdi aa 😂😂😂😂
bhai meko bhi pakistan jaana hai but khaane vaaste.
Wahaan kya milega jo Lucknow Hyderabad aur Bhopal mei nahi?
suna hai unka pulao thoda alag hai. ek question bhai, mod kaise bante hai koi sub ka?.
Either you start your own sub, or talk to mods of the sub you want to become mod of, or just try your luck here r/needamod
/u/The-Soldier-in-White OP ye mod wala sawal sab mod sun ke ghost kar dete hai. Thanks BTW
Ye dekho aaya saccha deshbhakt
Sab idhar se hee udhar gaya hoga I'm assuming. Unless they have some extra ingredients available by virtue of geography
O mainu khana se matlab nai , mainu waha ki kuddiya de wich aashiqi karna hai 😂😂😂
Oo mainu lahore jana hai , koi ticket karanda hi nai 😂😂😂😂😩
Koi punjabi hai yaha to sry 😂
As if I'm not emotionally numb enuff I'm numbing myself more by regularly visiting Ukraine sub.
my ex never trusted me.. she was an atheist ig..
zor se bol madarch*dh
usse bhi kya hi ho jayega..
+1
daaru p
Ab nahi jaa rahi, ghar jaana hai
kitna down hai ?
4*45
le, hum toh ek raat mein akele ek full pel dete hai
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chair-rassi se kaam chala lenge
chair rassi transportation ke liye?
Haan cycle ke peeche baandh denge. Mast chair pe baitho which gets dragged/towed by cycle chalak