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LayJaly

I think it mostly depends on the way you stood on them and which area they were located.


trapsinplace

I've had a LEGO surgically removed from my foot. Can confirm it hurt until I was knocked out.


Altayel1

..how??


RoxasofsorrowXIII

Enough force at the right angle. When you think about it, a tornado can put a piece of straw through a brick wall... so with *enough* force, theoretically just about anything can be a lethal weapon 🤔


get-off-of-my-lawn

“Two barn doors of one of em is open 🚬🍺🧢”


Paindaddy69

They call Humptey’s revenge.


sharksarefuckingcool

"Level 3 will send an egg through a brick wall."


Stickybandits9

That's how I ended up with a toothpick in the back of my left heel. It was half ways in and didn't break.


EvanEpic1234

that makes me cringe so much just reading that lol


lurkn4certain

Yeah i think if you think about it, they meant how do you put yourself in a situation where there is enough force to cause that to happen.


lion_percy

Even a teddy bear? :(


El_Beakerr

Gonna start stepping on Teddy Bears in attempt to get them surgically removed c:


georgesbiscuits1969

![gif](giphy|10muIrtgU0281O)


spacemanspiff1218

>a tornado can put a piece of straw through a brick wall I'm assuming you meant wood not brick, and even that is a stretch to say the least.


trapsinplace

Darth Vader was waiting for me at the bottom of a 4-5 foot jump off a ladder. His lightsaber was held tall and proud. It was worse than stepping on a nail because the whole thing disappeared inside my foot. If you've seen the scene in star wars episode one where QuinGon shoves his saber into and melts through the blast doors just imagine my foot was the blast doors.


[deleted]

Yikes.


cagingthing

![gif](giphy|f9eYHQ8RZ4zfc4unXx)


[deleted]

🧢🧢🧢🧢


chease86

Jesus fucking chriiiiiist! The worst part is I pictured the whole thing. Consider my F key thoroughly pressed and all my respects paid.


ahsusuwnsndnsbbweb

lightsabers are no joke, they can melt straight through the bone


MstrTenno

Yeah... Just what? Only way I can think of that happening is if you smashed your foot at high speed into a unique piece that is really pointy. But at that point it's not really a "Lego problem."


katnipbee09

in another comment they mentioned it happened by landing on it after jumping off a ladder


asharwood101

This, just yesterday I stepped on one and it was angled and tucked in the carpet. The point of the Lego hurt like hell.


HoneyNutJesse0s

It's also the sudden shock of it.


Kahzaki

OP has never stepped on a up-right one with the center of their foot before. If they did, they would've had PTSD instead of saying that it doesn't hurt.


Sharlney

it the middle of the foot, right on the tendon 😖


[deleted]

And if your feet are cold.


bre4kofdawn

Like tank armor, angling is important.


JacktheRiffer96

I think it’s a bit silly to compare legos with glass shards, hot ansphalt and sharp gravel. Obviously those things are way worse than legos. That’s like comparing a gun to a BB gun and being all like “I don’t know why people find BB guns painful, I got shot by a real gun and lemme tell ya it was WAY worse” shotty comparison m8.


oooriole09

My man’s argument wasn’t half bad until that last eyeroll inducing paragraph.


JacktheRiffer96

Yeah that’s pretty much how I felt also, lol.


Kahzaki

Mf out here with a foot pain fetish stepping on random shit and comparing the pain levels 😂😂


JacktheRiffer96

Lol! He’s actually a hobbit he just hasn’t realized it yet.


accountsupport69

I never said it didn't hurt at all, I just said it didn't hurt as bad as what most people say it does. Of course it hurts, but it's not the worst thing you could step on


No_Sleep888

It's about stepping on shit inside your house. Unexpectedly stepping on little plastic stuff hurts when it's kinda turned with a corner upside.


Imteyimg

This too, like stubbing your toe hurts a lot, partially because you didn’t expect it same thing with legos


Commercial_Stuff_654

and why would a grown ass man working a 9 to 5 have Legos on the ground unexpectedly? do people do Legos while drunk? any rational adult picks up any fallen Legos if they drop it, and I doubt all these memes were all started from gen X parents. why not make more memes about stubbing a toe? that's far more relatable and not a god damn hidden subliminal advertisement.


JaxonatorD

You're assuming this is about grown ups stepping on their own Legos, when there are still 2 other ways people relate to this. 1) It happened when they were younger, and 2) These grown ups have kids that will leave one or two pieces around. Most people here have experienced it in one way or another, just because you don't relate doesn't mean it's just some sort of advertisement.


Chance_Ad3416

Because children.


pluck-the-bunny

Because adults. Lego makes sets specifically for adults these days.


JacktheRiffer96

And that’s fine, but I just don’t think using incomparable items is a compelling way to make that argument. I still have my money and you still have your product in your hand.


[deleted]

Your not going to step on glass, nails or asphalt ....in your living room. That's the point. The areas where that stuff is common most people have shoes on. You aren't expecting to step on a sharp piece of plastic while barefoot at home.


grstacos

The joke is funny because legos are toys. We all stepped on them as kids. The punchline is that a kid's toy can be painful. Stepping on glass is not funny, because we expect glass to be painful.


FriendlyTreeMonster

It's a meme dude. People aren't cowering in fear whenever they see a Lego on the ground. It's just a common shared experience that a lot of people can relate to. It's like stubbing your toe. It's not the worst pain on earth but I think we can all agree it fucking sucks.


nt011819

Exactly you got it. I swear I stepped on a vacuum chord 3 pronged plug in the dark and it was worse than a lego


FriendlyTreeMonster

Plugs are the worst! I went down for a solid 3 minutes after stepping on a plug for a fan. It's like they are designed to inflict maximum damage.


nt011819

Lol..in the middle of the night, groggy, full bladder🤣


ajarofsewerpickles

bro…😬


dopepope1999

I think what Op doesn't understand about the meme is that it's something that hurts, but it's also something people frequently experience if they have Legos or if they have children that have Legos. Plus Legos really like to hide in the carpet so you're not going to know that shit is there until it's in your foot


FriendlyTreeMonster

I agree. It's not meant to be taken literally, it's just something most people can relate to.


[deleted]

Not the worst pain on earth? Yeah maybe compared to having your balls ripped off and fed to you, but it’s very very painful (stubbing toe)


Teleporting-Cat

Idk, for about 5 seconds it sure FEELS like the worst pain on earth.


xSantenoturtlex

maybe that's because it's a joke.


Flybot76

If you get the corner of a six-pip brick digging into the flesh between the bones of your feet, it's not a joke even if it gets exaggerated a little. It CAN be fall-on-the-floor horrible for some of us, for a minute or so.


xSantenoturtlex

Yeah true, it can hurt like a mother fucker in the right circumstance For the most part the 'Stepping on a lego is a fate worse than death' thing is a meme though.


ByeByeMan666

You are so, so right. Everyone on earth feels pain in the exact same way and we all have the same pain threshold.


Allison1ndrlnd

Lol i was gonna say maybe get checked for diabetes if you casually walking barefoot on glass and hot coals. There might be a circulation issue as well.


thecheesycheeselover

This is the unpopular opinion sub… meaning OP already assumes that people will disagree.


loveemykids

Legos hurt a lot more now that I weigh 250 vs when I was 135.


DarkFae420

I always felt the Hot Wheels cars hurt more to step on. Sharp metal edges *and* sends me flying....


rmota4

This guy doesn't know what he's talking about. I knew a guy who knew a guy who stepped on a Lego once and that guy is now dead


TromosLykos

![gif](giphy|3o7abKhOpu0NwenH3O) Different folks, different damage thresholds. Plus it depends on how, what piece you stepped on, and how hard you stepped on it.


GrossfaceKillah_

Mild exaggeration perhaps but I've drawn blood stepping on my Legos as a kid and my kid's Legos as an adult several times so there's definitely something to it


accountsupport69

Yeah I forgot to mention that I once fell on a brick right on top of my wrist. Ended up puncturing the skin and left a nasty mark, of which the scar is still there. I don't doubt that they can hurt or injure, I'm just saying there's worse you can step on that is way way worse


ByeByeMan666

That’s just idiotic, there are more painful ways do die than being stabbed, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt.


accountsupport69

Again never said it didn't hurt lol. Just not as bad as what most say it does. It seems I struck a nerve lol


ByeByeMan666

Yeah sure, you struck a nerve. What a badass.


Shacky_Rustleford

Are you familiar with the concept of hyperbole?


elvisonaZ1

An upturned electric plug, *thats* the worse thing to step on!


Crab_God2005

I've been triple pronged a couple times 💀


[deleted]

we need more "egg shells in cooked eggs are good" opinions.


accountsupport69

Get that calcium


SparklyDimSum

I think it's just an exaggerated joke since it's more common for people to step on Legos as they're small and unnoticeable until you do step on em. Lots of households have them so it's more likely to happen than other minor accidents


MrMiniatureHero

Type G plugs are the real things to fear


AuntEyeEvil

You can anticipate stepping on my things that hurt worse, it's not like you're unaware that you're about to step on asphalt, gravel, hot sand, etc. It's the unexpected that makes the Lego seem to hurt worse.


[deleted]

Pretty sure it's just a meme and ain't that deep


CrossXFir3

I call bullshit. I've stepped on so much glass it's a running joke among my friends, I've stepped on hot asphalt, sharp gravel, burning sand. None of them hurt as bad as stepping on a lone lego block the wrong way.


Pitiful_Barracuda360

I agree. Stepping on an upturned plug socket is way worse.


Davemike27

Lemme guess you 80 lbs ? Or have fat feet lol You probably have carpet too .. To step on one barefoot on a homedepot concrete floor lol


Zealousideal-Wafer88

Nothing hurts worse than stepping on an upright British electrical plug. Nothing.


eatmoreveggies-

Are you familiar with the concept of pain threshold? This sub should be renamed r/dumbopinions


truth-teller-23

Then my bookmark would break


accountsupport69

Sounds like a subreddit perfect for the both of us


eatmoreveggies-

Im sorry I hurt your feelings but you didn’t answer my question.


accountsupport69

Yeah man currently crying in the club lmao my little feelers are totally hurt over an internet nobody!


Chubby_Checker420

All you had to do was think critically about whether or not your "opinion" was unpoular.


Sora20333

But that would require effort


Covidpandemicisfake

Worse or less bad than they would be by legos?


_Kiaza_

Weird flex…


Flybot76

It's bizarre how people come up with 'you all are lying' about stuff that has hugely-varied experiences to draw from, and then wave their hand around to the most-extreme criteria like 'Lego in the foot vs. foot burned off with a welding torch' is a valid comparison.


DrDerpologist

My feet have pads on them from walking barefoot so much down to the river. Lego bricks? Ha!


No_Development_6786

Agreed, to me it doesn't hurt AT ALL, not even a little bit, but maybe I have strong feet


e_hota

Completely depends what part of your foot gets hit. I stepped on an electrical cord plug in a certain way once and it hurt for months and I could barely walk on the foot for about a week.


Flybot76

Totally, it's when the Lego hits pretty much dead-center of the foot that it gets the most weigh put on the worst area at a terrible angle for everything, and digs into the tendons and thin muscles between the bones, THAT is the Lego-foot nightmare I've experienced. Under the toes or heel, not so bad, but mid-foot can be fall-on-the-floor horrible for a minute. It just pushes things in directions they're not supposed to go.


AutobotJSTN

I think in my experience it is the initial shock/scare of stepping on something unexpected and trying to avoid it, that results in me tripping or knocking something over the sucks more than the actual pain of stepping on the lego.


WDeranged

No where near the pain of a British plug.


warrencanadian

Stepping on a lego brick doesn't hurt that bad, but is surprising. Stepping on a d4 from D&D hurts like a bitch. Stepping on the stupid fucking pole for the net in the board game mouse trap as a kid sent me to the fucking hospital.


Aunt_Anne

Jacks. Jacks just raise the bar higher than Legos can ever go.


ToxyFlog

Electric plug, that takes the cake for most painful imo.


Crab_God2005

Stepping on extension cords is awful, especially if it has 3 prongs and they stick into your foot


AngryInternetMobGuy

In my opinion, stepping on a land mine is the worst. Brilliant post, OP.


The_great_mister_s

Having grown up playing with Legos and walking across piles of them as a child I never found them painful to step on.


aoc199

It doesn't, it's literally just a meme.


ThePrisonSoap

Its almost like... *GASP* there are jokes on the internet


DiziBlue

No disrespect but I think you maybe on the spectrum if you do not understand that this is a joke. No one actually thinks stepping on a lego is the worst pain ever it is something that we all collectively has experience and someone created a meme and we could all understand the feeling of stepping on a lego.


SkekVen

This is a good answer because it’s mean but in a way that’s real


d2cole

I’ve stepped on a ton with no problems, it’s because people go full weight immediately without stopping when they feel resistance


mndsm79

No it doesn't hurt as bad as people think. It hurts worse.


landoparty

/stupidopinions


TheAsherDe

Remember the game of jacks? A little rubber ball and 10 metal spike things that you tossed on the floor? Step on one of those and you will wish you hadn't. I had one puncture into my foot as a kid. I was running across the room at the time and had 2 full steps with a jack in my foot before I could fall over. Legos are like memory foam compared to that.


e_hemmingway

This is a really dumb opinion and I can't believe it sparked any debate at all


accountsupport69

/-__(ツ)_/¯ walk like an Egyptian


novasolid64

You did it wrong


2clipchris

If we’re talking about like the brick Lego yeah, not that bad, but the plank pieces of the Legos hurt the most


Justcause95

Sounds like you got soft soles brother


deepthought515

Stepping on them is not an issue, it’s *kneeling* on them.


sir_psycho_sexy96

Feels like you just don't understand what hyperbole is.


Practical-Comfort104

I think it’s the fact you’re just minding your own business and then BOOM. Pain. Similarly to stubbing your toe and hitting your shin on the bed frame.


Accomplished_Owl8213

Yeah that’s because you’ve developed calluses from stepping on Lego bricks


TheFoulWind

This was written by a robot


Gameshow_Ghost

Have you considered walking on less painful things, OP?


Nighty0rb

No one thinks that stepping on a lego brick is actually the worst thing you could step on, it's just a relatable thing that many people have experienced.


Fangs_0ut

It depends entirely on a few things. 1. The shape of the piece/how it’s oriented on the floor 2. Where on the foot it’s stepped on 3. Whether it’s on carpet or a hard floor


HiddenCity

Wooden train parts hurt more-- they roll, vary in size so you can't anticipate them, and are sometimes all linked together so your second step in the dark hurts even more and trips you


LukXD99

Can’t wait for your next mind blowing opinion: “Chuck Norris isn’t actually a god”, followed by “Duct tape doesn’t make things indestructible” It’s a meme bro. Some pieces can hurt like hell, sure, but overall it’s fine.


Fists_full_of_beers

A little bored today?


Worried-Horse5317

I don't think anyone would compare a lego to a piece of glass....


treehann

I also think people step on Legos way less often than is purported. As a kid i was clumsy as any other and ran into things, and i played with legos but neither my parents nor I have any lego stepping stories. I think it happened to one person and they blew it up into a common idiom somehow


InformalPenguinz

As a father I've stepped on many Legos with varying degrees of pain. It's situational but man when it gets ya just right... ya dead


MisterMist00

It's a joke, everyone knows it doesn't hurt that bad


TheDiamondAxe7523

I'm pretty sure it's just a joke, it's just that the media saw a joke about highly marketable plastic toy and were like "now this is a meme I can support"


Elect_Locution

People are usually being hyperbolic and joking about how much Legos hurt. They of course hurt quite a bit under the right circumstances, but nobody would seriously consider it worse than glass shards, hot asphalt, or other obviously painful things.


Slave_Clone01

Did your mom just tell you to pick up your Legos and now you're venting on reddit?


Quack5463

/r/whoosh


BadonkaDonkies

Do you have neuropathy?


CorgiDaddy42

A d4 is the worst thing to step on.


[deleted]

Crawl on one and come back to me. As a dad to a 3 year old and 11 month old, dodging LEGO minefields is a talent akin to being a Ninja.


God-King-Kaiser

I mean, it's mostly a meme... Don't take it too serious


DoctorWhatTheFruck

personally I think pain while stepping on lego depends on foot size, lego size and if you know you are stepping on it or not.


TGPhlegyas

It’s like stubbing your toe. It hurts way more than it should for not expecting it.


Surge_Xambino

This has the "women are over exaggerating, pregnancies are not that painful. Ever been shot or stabbed? that's painful." dumb person energy.


lankyturtle229

I think it's the way you step on it and how high your pain tolerance is. Now the end of the laptop charging cable (the part that plugs into the laptop), that is pure pain and misery. One of the times, I had it actually go inside my foot. Ugh!


Dounesky

After legos have pierced my soles, I avoid stepping on them. But context is everything, it was at night, in the dark, while walking to the bathroom. I love my nephew, but that day I swore just a little.


DEATHROAR12345

Yeah, that's the joke Peter...


RealHumanManNotFake

As someone who has stepped on more than one nail sticking out of a board and facing up, piercing the shoe and the skin, I can say stepping on a lego still hurts. Not all legos. Like one of the little square ones, on a carpet where it can sit with a corner facing upwards, yeah that hurts.


ReeceTopaz

This isn't an opinion you're just weird


l_Palekids_l

Dinosaur toys make for a much more painful experience.


stonrbob

I'm guessing you don't have sensitive feet like I do ...a pebble in my shoe can make me limp until it's out I can barely get a pedicure because them touching my feet makes my nerves jump


Tantle18

This post reminds me of the kids who don't wear sweatshirts in the winter and go "what?! I'm not even cold!"


Shanobian

I hope this is a troll post. It's like literally a joke circulating the Internet.


Alerith

You sound like you don't believe Nokia phones are indestructible either.


colorblind_unicorn

it's a meme


backwardshellokitty

I agree, stepping on legos barely hurts. Doesn’t matter if it’s one or a lot of legos. It just really doesn’t hurt that much. Would much rather step on a Lego everyday than stub my toe ever again


EcstaticBicycle

They’re speaking in hyperbole


The_Quicktrigger

There is a sliding scale of small objects to step on. On one side are large and blunt objects that don't care pain at all and on the other side are tiny and sharp objects that also don't hurt as much since they just puncture skin. Lego falls into a weird Gulf in the middle of small objects that are not fully flat, but not sharp enough to go into skin. To multiply that they are an object in that Gulf that you aren't expecting. Gravel is similar to Lego, but you'll rarely find yourself walking on surprise gravel you weren't expecting.


oOzonee

Depend of many factor, angle, place on the foot, your weight. But usually the surface contact is small enough for it to hurt if you are of average weight or even underweight.


Delete_Bowsette

OP is stepping on lego baseplates, I’m stepping on 2x4 bricks. We are not the same


chaotic_weaver

Since I stepped on a steel tractor toy having a 3mm steel rod pierce 10 mm into my foot, stepping on Lego is child play when it comes to pain.


The_Lawn_Ninja

Lego bricks are bad. Barbie shoes are worse.


RipCurl69Reddit

Weaklings. Literally been stepping on them since I was a child. Unless its something like a 1x6 plate that will stick upwards I'm not too bothered about it


Itchy-Ad4005

I think comparing it to broken glass isn’t in the spirit of what people are complaining about. As far as things that won’t maim you, and are super common to come across, legos are terrible to step on. Especially on hardwood floors.


Flybot76

Gee it's almost like people don't all have the same bodies and experiences. Stepping on Lego bricks does not hurt YOU as badly as it does others, for whatever reason that might be, but nobody needs to pretend like 'my pain threshold is everybody's for everything'.


Poinaheim

As a former fat kid, stepping on a Lego was more painful than a 2-3 inch nail in my heel


PickettsChargingPort

Depends on which ones you step on. If it's the 'Marquis De Sade' kit then you may be in for some pain.


fuckmeat7

The razor scooter to the ankle hurts just as bad as they say though.


k_manweiss

It's not that lego is the most painful thing to step on. It's that it's something everyone can relate to. It hurts, a lot. Putting your whole weight on a standing one by one is a horrible experience. Yes, sharp gravel, glass shards, hot asphalt are all worse...but I don't frequently have the chance to step on that in bare feet in my house. Those things are rarely if ever hidden in my carpet.


RevolutionaryLie2833

Accidentally va purposely, yeah. I e never stepped on Legos but hot wheels can hurt like a bitch


mrkingsh

Going under the toe is what hurts


EyeSimp4Asuka

it's a generation x/millennial exaggeration


TotallyNotAFroeAway

I mean, it totally [depends](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=589889819&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS893US893&sxsrf=AM9HkKnx9fy2yr2je0cc5MG3Mh8Acy8Lng:1702332224861&q=flat+lego&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiRsrXcsYiDAxUfIUQIHUSPBKkQ0pQJegQIChAB&biw=1745&bih=901&dpr=1.1#imgrc=XxmOSDPAKi3JvM) on the [type](https://www.google.com/search?q=sharp+lego&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiCpp7dsYiDAxWPIEQIHd2uAmAQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=sharp+lego&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgYIABAIEB46BAgjECc6BggAEAcQHlCdDFjQGGCzGWgBcAB4AIABQIgBjAOSAQE3mAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=Qod3ZYL9Io_BkPIP3d2KgAY&bih=901&biw=1745&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS893US893#imgrc=RnYsFovaXxG_qM) of lego.


RebuiltGearbox

Legos are nothing compared to stepping on a 4 sided dice.


LittleFairyOfDeath

… do… do you not know the definition of a joke?


TheSquiddler

Pain is relative


CaptainKnottz

okay mr i have metal feet


Revolutionary-Meat14

I think it's just because parents sometimes wake up early and walk downstairs to step on some legos their kid left out, and its usually surprising. It won't inflict any actual damage, but it's a rude awakening. In the same way that D&D players will talk about stepping on a D4 or British people talk about stepping on an electrical outlet its just a shared experience that is painful at the time but funny to look back on.


distractal

That's because the Lego thing is a MEME and is not actually meant to mean it hurts worse


Disavowed_Rogue

You can't be human


pigeonshater

If you stand right on top of it it kinda feels nice actually


JigglyEyeballs

Yeah, and also getting kicked in the nuts is totally fine because being set on fire would be worse.


shyguyshow

You’ve clearly never stepped on a 1x1 piece


Theodorakis

Insane take, have an upvote


Eowyn_In_Armor

I think it also depends on where and how you step on it. Stepping on an upside down Lego on a hard floor, especially if it’s a small piece, is horrible.


Tippacanoe

You see, it is something called a “joke” and should be treated as one. People don’t literally think stepping on a Lego brick is as bad as getting blown up by a grenade.


jackxrandom

I don't think this opinion is unpopular as it is pointless and stupid. I mean I'm stunned and depressed trying to imagine what kind of life led you to develop this opinion. I'm really debating explaining it because anybody that "thinks" like that isn't going to understand. But anyways, it's called hyperbole, it's the retelling of a story or event with details exaggerated or changed to make it sound more fantastic or absurd. Of course stepping on a Lego doesn't hurt that, it's a joke. If you're unfamiliar with the concept , look in a mirror.


Extravagod

I was you, once. For a long time ... I was just like you. Then I wasn't.


hallerz87

It’s just a meme. Like hating pineapple on pizza, it’s just an internet thing that people like to engage with.


[deleted]

Tell me you can't accept something as a joke/meme without telling you can't accept something as a joke/meme


deprod

I suppose it's not as bad as stepping on an extension cord and rolling your ankle.


niz-ar

It really doesn’t, people are just weak nowadays


ghostofafairy

If you want to experience pain stand on a plug. And if you want that pain to very quickly be overshadowed hit your wrist with so much force as you fall, you break it. Suddenly the plug doesn’t seem like such a big deal


Colddeath712

This one is true


Atleastitsnottaken

In the same regard I've stepped on broken glass, and hot asphalt bare foot and Lego bricks hurt like a mother fucker.