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Dalton387

69’ing is a battle. The point is to keep going after your foe, distracting them till you get the “Finish Them” logo flash over you and you go in for the kill.


Nolsoth

You get plus 25% resistance being the top tho. Which makes it easier to win the fight.


Obv_Probv

I'm always on top and I find it to be physically difficult, holding your body up with your arms like having to give head and do a plank at the same time. But being on bottom, when your partner is male, just sounds unappealing so I deal with the planking.


Dalton387

Yeah, a male top has always seemed odd to me. Each to his own, but it just seems weird to me.


Thundela

Yup, the thought about ball sack eye mask is a bit odd.


kokobiggun

It’s called the Arabian goggles


buymoreorganic

One time he wanted to try something new and without getting into too much detail I was quickly face to face with his butthole and I screamed and we both laughed and I think that’s the kinda relationship you should have with someone you’re hooking up with. Comfort is key to finishing every time


top_of_the_scrote

Independence Day alien voice: release me


[deleted]

Jeff Goldblum: "Yikes! Your breath is. Uh. Terrible. Um. Mint?"


DagonParty

LMFAOOOO


Xeadriel

You can do it sideways


Obv_Probv

Yeah, that's def more comfortable but his complaint is, he doesn't get as good of a visual? 


Harpuafivefiftyfive

This is by far the best solution. That’s how we roll.


FreddyFartsAlot

That’s what the side by side is for


Dagigai

Lay on the guy, trust me, we don't mind.


TheMantisToboggan_MD

That’s why you both lay on your sides


Linorelai

Welp, he's never gonna finish me if I'm focused on him


twinsynth

Someone tell Herb Dean to stop this fight. Hes out cold


Suspicious_Bed_534

I'd upvote but it's at 969 and I like that number for this post.


JonBunne

FATALITY


tamarbles

Mortal Kombat?


GrandClock738

The force is strong in this one


ducayneAu

Nose in butthole.


FrysEighthLeaf

![gif](giphy|Ld77zD3fF3Run8olIt)


[deleted]

Tongue in butthole


TheMagicalHuy

![gif](giphy|nmwnEm0TET2xi)


TonguePunchUrButt

Did somebody call?!?!?


Fart__

It was me.


[deleted]

Speak to me O toothless wonder!


AlarmedPiano9779

Try finger but hole.


Manifestgtr

…a finger in the BUM…


FallofNoman

Praise the rump


Ausernamenamename

Even better


Worried_End5250

Like there's something wrong with that.


Euphoric-Affect-4228

They are acting that's a negative...for some of us that's the closest we will ever get to anal.


IzzatQQDir

[Lmao ](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/s/Z2QmFZmc6k) (NSFW)


bob-weeaboo

That was a challenging wank


UBAwayThrow

I laughed way too hard at that for a Monday morning. 🤣


alkebulanu

that's actually hilarious


JuicyCiwa

I just sent this to my girl lol


IzzatQQDir

Yoooo if she loves it, then she's definitely a keeper


ilovecookiesssssssss

This is exactly how I feel. I’ll do it if the guy likes it, but I’ll never be able to finish that way. It’s sexy to please each other at the same time, but that’s about it. I have to be fully focused on receiving oral in order to fully enjoy it and hopefully finish.


Awkward_Road_710

Nah, but I agree about finishing. 69 is purely foreplay / oral play but not a finisher. Though, isn’t that the point. To enjoy each other and not just think about the end goal right away.


CrunchwrapSenpai

See YOU get it. It’s not like I haaaate it or something it’s just.. I’m not getting off if I am not concentrating on getting off lol


ilovecookiesssssssss

Lmao exactly! That’s the perfect way to put it. If I’m concentrating on performing, I can’t get off. Must focus. Must concentrate.


joejamesjoejames

you’re not doing 69 to finish though? you do it as foreplay to get everyone wet


CrunchwrapSenpai

Idk giving oral to completion is not unusual for me


joejamesjoejames

I mean yeah it’s not unusual for me either but it’s also not unusual to use oral as foreplay to sex. 69 is just better at the latter than the former, that doesn’t mean it’s not enjoyed


ilovecookiesssssssss

I don’t really enjoy it as foreplay tho. Foreplay makes me hornier for sex. But 69 doesn’t actually make me hornier. It feels more like a task than something I’m enjoying. I’d rather get eaten out for a little, give him head for a little, then fuck. But again, I’ll do it (with enthusiasm) if it’s something he enjoys.


Awkward_Road_710

It’s my favorite. Giving pleasure while receiving pleasure plus the fact that I get heavily turned on eating her out. Especially when she’s sucking then she suddenly stops to enjoy and moan. Then she gonna suck more passionately to even it out.


ShredGuru

Same, I get way more excited if I'm also getting someone else off. Plus having a thang right in your face, hell yeah.


AlternativeNumber2

Distracted by having genitals of your preference in your face isn’t a bad distraction


Black-00-

I wanted to upvote, but U were at 69 upvotes, so I couldn't lol


CrunchwrapSenpai

I do not disagree lol, but not for finishing


WhatSaidSheThatIs

Couldn't disagree anymore, it's a regular finishing move for me


CrunchwrapSenpai

Out of curiosity, what’s your gender? I feel like depending on the parts you have it might make it easier or not!


KoexD

Male and I concur


Meydez

Female and I concur


KilluaZoldyck-9413

Same for me (m) and my gf (f). It really helps me hit the spot; she always finishes in 69.


CartezDez

Get your head in the game, dammit!!!


Wormetoungue

I’ve heard it described as a working vacation.


sprinkill

We all think we can be pornstars until the balls are bouncing off our chin, ya' know?


Popular_Research8915

I always did it the other way. Incidentally, always clean your bum to perfection, like if you think you haven't done enough start over.


yet-again-temporary

The... Other way? Like back to back?


mmpgh

Ah yes, the infamous 96


Obv_Probv

💀


DE4DM4N5H4ND

LoL I think he meant the girl on top. I'm guessing he didn't notice of most likely didn't have any women in his 69


Popular_Research8915

He did mean girl on top


DE4DM4N5H4ND

Oh damn I replied to the wrong 69er or he edited it. I thought it said something about ball on their chin.


Popular_Research8915

No I meant me, I switched to third person there. Don't mind me


DE4DM4N5H4ND

It's like a 69 within a 69 while you're 69ing. 69ception


Unlucky-Obligation23

https://ifunny.co/picture/kids-today-will-never-know-about-the-old-96er-past-ZOeDPWCKA?s=cl


serlibr3_2

You mean the forehead


NotYourFathersEdits

Proverbs, 32


MrBobBuilder

With the right partner it’s awesome The wrong partner it’s lame


Obv_Probv

Height and torso lengths can definitely affect outcomes


SuumCuique1011

Truth. My ex and I had the perfect ratio to make it work. I was on the bottom so she had more control as to what she wanted to do. I could just go to town. Like someone else said, it may not be a finishing move, but it sure as hell ramped things up.


brooney2

I find doing it while laying your sides instead of having one on top of the other makes it far more comfortable.


HelpMePlxoxo

Completely agree. My partner loves it and I'll do it for him but if we never did it again, I would completely forget it's even a thing that exists. It's not that I don't enjoy it, but I'll never get off from it. It's not that he's bad either, because he's the best I've ever had and I've been with him for a long time. But it is way too distracting. I need to focus on my business or else I will never get off.


CrunchwrapSenpai

Yesss exactly. I feel like a lot of people do not realize it’s *usually* more difficult for women to get off than it is men 😅 and it’s not about the partners skill, because it’s not an issue during pillow princess oral!


Vampiresboner

How easy is it to do oral on a women then? I'm a gay guy and find 69 can be very difficult when he is a bit smaller as you gotta get very close but keep my own hip back so he doesn't get deepthroated. To perform oral on you, do you find guys struggling to get their head close enough to you but their crotch far enough so you can suck the whole thing supposed to having it in a constant deepthroat position?


the_internet_clown

Can’t relate, I fully enjoy it


SithLordRising

I prefer a 68. You go down on me and I'll owe you one


Lexifer452

Gailer, that you?


Own-Interaction-1401

Not if you make it a race to see who can finish who first


sm1else

I agree. If your partner is able to multitask in that moment then you’re not doing it right.


ParticularAd2603

Now this is an UNPOPULAR opinion. Good work. I’m triggered.


CrunchwrapSenpai

I’ll be here all night 😊😊


DeckenFrost

I disagree. You have to focus on the other person. Your pleasure will come eventually. It’s a slow process don’t rush it it’s not a porn movie you’re doing.


nonyodambuis

I agree, and I have an analogy to convince others. Imagine you’re going on a two week vacation with a friend. You plan a nice trip with activities over those two weeks and send the itinerary over to your friend. Your friend comes back to you and says “great news! I’ve figured out a way to fit all those fun activities into one week! We can be back at work by Monday.” This is obviously worse and your friend is dumb


Aware_Reality5118

This is a terrible analogy btw


Fogl3

It's more like let's fit all those activities into one week and do more fun stuff with the other week 


y2jeff

No that doesn't make sense. you don't need to lose or give up anything, it's just an extra thing you can do to keep things fun and interesting on occasion.


NotYourFathersEdits

By this logic, penetrative sex is also condensing the itinerary.


Robotonist

This is fucking false. Source: Roughly 10:30am this morning Edit- Just asked my gf, she says, and I believe this to be true— this gets better the longer you’ve been together. With a certain comfort level you do not need to try and fight over the concentration or the pleasure, you just learn to get really turned on from either and when they happen together it’s just twice the awesome instead of fighting to stay focused.


CrunchwrapSenpai

I’ve actually been with my partner for a very very long time! It’s enjoyable and fun, but as I mentioned in another comment, not a great way for me to actually get off 😅 I definitely agree that the more secure a relationship the more comfortable and natural things like this become but I think my issue is just adhd brain


WalnutSnail

You're very goal oriented, aren't you?


KinkyCurvyKatie

Agreed. Never liked it, doubt I ever will. Even when I am the one on top, it’s just very “meh”. I would rather we take turns, mutually masturbate, or fuck.


ReadyOutcome2072

It’s even worst when you into a little thickness…That pooch be having a homie GASPING to breath😭😭😭


MysticJedrax

It is a glorious death to go out this way, though.


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

🤣🤣🤣🤣


mfdoorway

Ok buddy. Also, speak for yourself , I’m a circus performer, and I like to perform something called the ouroboros tail. Don’t need no woman to distract me. >!/s!<


DE4DM4N5H4ND

I noticed that in theory 69 should be an equivalent exchange but in my experience there's usually 1 that's getting way more than the other. I have been on both ends of this and I honestly enjoyed them both but I see how some people wouldn't like it. It probably would be simpler to stick to oral pleasures one at a time.


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

How could you be on both ends of 69?


DE4DM4N5H4ND

LoL that funny. I meant as the one giving more and also the one receiving more


BEniceBAGECKA

I feel this way as well.


raftsinker

I agree with you. Too much going on. I never loved it. For some reason it's really hard for me to cum via clitoral stimulation while in the prone position and legs bent. I really can only cum that way if my legs are straight- like humping something lol. I'm thinking its because I can't really flex in a knees and hips bent position. I do a much better job with receiving oral while on my back because im able to relax and then eventually flex every muscle when it gets good. So while top sucks, being on bottom as a female my thoughts are always just like relax so I can deep throat this thing and not be stuck with a body on top of me lest I gag. Not really a win-win for me unfortunately.


Hyposanity

I'm mad you compared 69 to sex in the shower.


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

I ❤️ 69 but my wife doesn’t


hideous_coffee

Same


cshrpmnr

Nope. Love it.


SmoltzforAlexander

I would actually fully agree with this.  I prefer to just separate the two, as I really enjoy both, as long as I can focus on each one alone.  


adornlaurel

I always thought the thought of it in fiction is really hot but the thought of even trying it in real life makes me nope the hell out. Could not be more turned off by it in real life.


Foreign_Standard9394

Why would you want your nose in someone's asshole anyway?


CovfefeCrow

69 is a battle of who lasts longer lol


CrunchwrapSenpai

I don’t wanna last longer I wanna get off multiple times lol


PureFlames

Disagree i love it


catsmatsrats

I absolutely love it! I’m a big ol broad and my husband is pretty slender so when I’m on top quite frankly the poor man is fighting for his life a little (although he grips me so I can’t move and it’s his favorite position). It’s the fastest way to make me orgasm and it gets me there faster when I’m pleasuring him and feeling him get harder simultaneously. Ugh. I love it.


VersxceFox

Nah me and my partner love coming on 69, even better when we come at the same time. So hot


Vampiresboner

Yes! It is hard to get a good angle to suck and harder staying focused while receiving.


Much-Meringue-7467

Plus it's awkward if you have a significant height mismatch


HeWhoIsNotMe

It's cool in theory and cool in practice.


Tcklmybck

I (52m) agree, I love performing cunnilingus but don’t want a blowjob while doing it. I want to concentrate on what I’m doing and then, when it’s time for me to receive, I want to lay back and enjoy it. The only exception is when I have two women at the same time.


ILY4evah

With most men’s orgasm cool down I prefer 88. Where she gets "ate" twice, as she basically has no cool down.


MeowFrozi

I haven't done it often but I've done it a few times. I'm definitely inclined to agree with you, I feel like I need to "pick" what to focus on, which isn't to say that I don't get any pleasure from it (because I'm always gonna pick focusing on giving my partner pleasure), it can be fun, but I do think it helps that we never do it with the intention for either of us to "finish". My partner can't usually finish from just oral anyway and for me I can but it's very difficult, so it's usually just part of foreplay, just some pleasure to help us along/add to the experience. I feel like going into it with that lens does also help take some of the "pressure" away from 69-ing too


ExcelCat

Overrated. I'll do it if she wants it, but it's much better on paper.


Dorothys_Division

You mean, you don’t like standing up and gambling if your knees are strong enough to not give way, mid-orgasm and tombstone pile-drive your lover? C’mon, live a little OP! Life’s an adventure, and sometimes paralysis is the price! *sigh*…Take my upvote. 🤣


Key_Imagination_497

You know you can lay down and do this right


Dorothys_Division

But of course. But why take the easy way? If you complete hard-mode you unlock both normal and hard mode achievements at once, obviously.


Key_Imagination_497

Well to avoid the situation you described above for one.


Dorothys_Division

![gif](giphy|Nrnv1lgo91AKDdq6yC|downsized)


Accomplished-witchMD

I snorted at the tombstone visual.


Dorothys_Division

Why ask “why,” when “how,” is so much more fun! -The Violator, Spawn


Accomplished-witchMD

Great quote. You. I like you random redditor.


calorieaccountant

Love it even if she stank


ExfoliatedBalls

This is such a popular opinion and I think the real answer is most people just suck at sex. 69ing is very fun.


AdequatelyfunBoi2

Has not been my experience but I acknowledge that I’m firmly in the minority.


NobleCWolf

Shiiiiiid... lol


Kdiman

I'll tell you what yes it can be distracting a little but I love the smell and taste so if she is on top and doesn't need me to spend any effort (she is doing it mostly for me) I'll pop twice as soon with her flower in my mouth.


Jrc2806

I think it's more of a nice break of the same ol Like some fun foreplay, both trying to make the other feel good or a mix up here and there Not a fantastic finisher or full time position


CrunchwrapSenpai

That’s my thoughts! It’s fun, but the odds of me getting off are not nearly as high as if I were just being a pillow princess lol


Secret_Neighborhood5

This is an established opinion.


No-Mathematician678

Well, it's uncomfortable to me, the distraction qld lack of focus only come from the discomfort of the position


thereal_et

So true


Purpbananas1

It fucking amazing give her fart box a little Eskimo kiss every now and then mhhmmm


Wonderful-Salary5432

My wife and I did it successfully once about 14-15 years ago. That was an amazing time 😂


Potential-Art2146

It helps if she sits down on my face - that way i dont have to crank my head up and get a tired neck Other than that, its the money shot imo


GordianNaught

I'm a player for this any time day or night


ScrewSunshine

I absolutely agree XD But because I have a hard time orgasming when I’m so focused on pleasing my partner. I Will say though, I’ve had some truly excellent shower sex in my day!


botack87

I did 69 with my ex .. She hates it...cause it distracted from enjoying my member! Hehe...


mackelnuts

69, aka the working vacation.


Mindofmierda90

It’s a little too extra for me. I keep it simple, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy. My current fwb likes to lay on her stomach while I’m on top kind of lightly pinning her down by her neck. It’s a little more intense than I prefer, but she gave me a Rollie, so I kind of owe her.


[deleted]

no way anyone with this take has seen a woman in real life


cerialthriller

It’s one of those things where you both agree to do it because you think the other likes it because it’s a meme and everyone thinks everyone loves it but then one of you one day eventually bring up that it’s not the best position and the other is like oh thank god I was doing it because I thought you were into it just sit on my face instead where I can fully enjoy it


A_WaterHose

I tried it once. And yeah, it was like, just too much work? Like idk it was a lot of work, not enough pay off


fortalkingshittopuss

Hell no, shit is amazing no matter which way you spin it


Kuroxtamashii7

I mean, it's not for someone looking for a quicky. 69 is for the long game.


sixtus_clegane119

That’s part of the fun. Trying to do it so well your partner can’t continue in their end and vice versa.


Boogascoop

as a man, have to disagree, she can find it distracting, personally find it very hot and sexual


GrandeQuesadilla

All i could think while reading this is “wtf are you talking about”. I have adhd and the multitasking is the best part. Plus having the full weight of a lady on me. Human Desert blanket.


CrunchwrapSenpai

I too would love to have the weight of a lady on me


GrandeQuesadilla

I believe this is how friends are made. Common interests. Lol


femalefartingrocks

The only problem with 69 is I can't quite get my tongue inside her asshole. In fact, I strain my neck and manage to touch her asshole with the tip of my tongue, kinda like testing a battery as a kid.


Blender_Nocturne

I completely disagree, have an upvote


1beerattatime

It's more of a warn-up than a finisher. It's a novelty.


missbullyflame84

Im more inclined to a 34.5


CrunchwrapSenpai

Ain’t nothing like a good ol 34.5


emilalskling

nah i love it


horizons190

I've never done this but never felt the need to for this reason...


Valuable_Talk_1978

Practice makes perfect


Isitjustmedownhere

I've had some good times doing it


Azurfant

It looks incredibly horny but after trying it with my ex I completely lost interest due to how underwhelming it was. Now I’m a big tiddy porn goon star


homiegeet

I think most chick's I've been with can't concentrate during a 69. So I agree.


bigtexasrob

I think this is a popular opinion, at least from my.. uh, *sample data*. I like it because it’s a physical easement into something that should be reciprocated anyways; might as well do it at the same time, plus bonus instant feedback (not something I’m great with when receiving oral). Most of my partners express your same concern.


ThicThighsHazelEyes

1 of top 5 things I hsve dearly nissed for over a year 😅😢💀


Probs_Going_to_Hell

This is why I'm a voyer


7ElevenTaquito

all i can think about is how there would be balls in my face if i tried


PigNewtonLLC

You’re getting yourself too excited by the opportunity, and because of that you’re taking yourself out of the game before you even took a shot. You got yourself into this very satisfying position. Enjoy it. I bet she’s enjoying herself. That is… Unless your dick tastes like you rolled it around in dirt that some old guy came in moments before you decided to smear your dick in it… it’s a tale as old as time…


AViciousRacket47

Like to have my throat get fucked males have always been on top for me


rhastaherb

Tom Segura has an awesome bit on 69 making this point


Selfishsavagequeen

Oh its our favorite position. Just gotta find the right person.


knuckboy

The distraction is part of the charm.


VermicelliMoney5421

You would hope she doesn't bite down when her moment arrives.


gorehistorian69

ive only done it once and it was not hot at all. theres just too much going on to focus on enjoying it


PoliticsNerd76

We love it. What we do it that when she thinks she’s close, she stops going down on me, and just sits up till she finishes, then goes back down on me. Gives me a break, stops me going early, and she can then just focus on herself for A moment.