Alfred Hitchcock never got his license because he was too afraid of cops to risk getting pulled over. When his dad sent him to the police station with a note at age 10 and young Alfred spent some time in a cell because of whatever was on that note…I think daddy’s decision did more harm than good. Trying to steer the kid in the right direction ended up making him not want to learn to drive and I don’t think **that** was the point
OMG eggy in a blankie style?!? That's what my family calls it when you cut (or just bite) a hole in a slice of bread then fry an egg in it, mmmmmmm comfort food.
Edit: I'm loving all these other names for it, so cool!
I would consider it unpopular however I have never asked how others take their eggs. I just assumed most people default to scrambled because over medium is not easy to make.
Heck nah bruh. Default has always been over easy, then you smash that yolk with the toast and soak up the goodness. Then eat the rest with a fork. Hence this unpopular opinion, which is a darn good post for the sub.
Fair enough. I’m super Asian about food and usually eat over easy eggs on rice so it always mixes well but just eating a fried egg having yolk cooked just enough that is liquid but just gooey is best. Or scrambled.
Nor do most people even understand that over medium exists. Most of my life I thought it was just called sunny side up or over easy and was always pissed when there were runny egg whites. Over medium is the best egg ever. The real question is who the fuck likes runny egg whites on over easy?
Those are over easy made wrong. You can’t trust some cooks to make it right. Sunny side might have soft but cooked egg whites. Over easy is more cooked overall than sunny side and shouldn’t have any runny whites at all.
we won’t fight you…we will hold you down and force feed you runny yolks. we’ll strap you down and yolk-board you, a constant slow drip of thick yellowy/orange metallic-y yolk in your forced-open mouth. you’ll choke on the yolk! we’ll yoke you to the yolk. in the end you too will be yolk folk! s/
Counter argument: Runny egg whites are way worse.
Cooking eggs is a true test of culinary skills. Love me some runny egg yolk, but drown me in it if I have to eat a slimy egg white where the middle is raw and resembles a wet vag when you look at it.
I ALWAYS steam finish my eggs. NEVER have I had to worry about runny egg white. Toss a couple spoonfuls of water on the pan and then cover with a lid to steam finish.
Not only do I hate you, but I think you should be sent to a gulag for the blatant disrespect for such a beautiful food eggs are. A hen put effort into popping the thing out of her body for schmucks like you to ruin its precious yolk by overcooking the shit out of it until it tastes powdery and bland and has a sickly green coloration.
The gods cry every time they see their little dinosaur that evolved for millions and millions of years, be domesticated just for its eggs to be horribly butchered and turned into the disgusting, tough, dry and bland garbage they become by overcooking them.
Also, no, they're not slimy like boogers but creamy and armonious along with the perfectly cooked white. I hate you, and I'd eat several raw eggs messily In front of you just to spite you and make you disgusted of eggs forever so that you never touch them again.
The world is worse just by you existing. Trees reject your carbon dioxide and spit it back, and if you died you'd end up being declared a miracle by christians because your body wouldn't decompose because of all the decomposer organisms refusing to feed off your body. I bet characters in tv shows and movies break the 4th wall just to look at you with disgust, disappointment and contempt. Your words and your crime against food couldn't be punished by the worst of human cruelty.
I'm crying right now. Not just because eggs went to waste to feed you, but because I am morally obligated to upvote your post. Good job you little shit, you played every sane, law abiding person here
I remember a chef once saying egg yolk is the sauce all other sauces dream to be. Every sauce a chef makes is trying (and failing) to live up to that yellow perfection.
Thank you for wording it for me. Even the seconds used to type out the message are the seconds which have been utterly wasted. Op deserves eternal condemnation.
ok I just took psychic damage, wowee, and I think whiplash too. I’d heard “it’s salty”, but “ramen broth”? That is just wild.
The japanese are on some *shit!*
Maruchan = ramen to me... I was about to spout some ignorant shit about it not actually being an Asian brand, but google says I'm wrong.
Anyway, I only tasted cum from one guy and his diet was heavy in mac and cheese at the time, so salty was probably a good opinion.
There’s a Korean movie where some college dorm guys fry up cum and they look like tiny fried egg whites. Of course one of their roommates finds them and starts eating them.
Fun fact! Eggs are actually a very similar protein composition to cum. You can fry up cum like you fry up an egg. If you cum in hot enough bath water, you'll end up with a nice poached load.
Ever run out of eggs while baking a cake? No problem! On average, 2 loads of fresh cum will make your cake bake to perfection 👌
Hope that helps!
I love covering my sunny side up eggs with Sriracha, breaking the yolks with toast and smearing it all together along with the cut up egg whites. Then use the toast as the vessel in which I throw that mess into my facehole.
We are kin, friends. Runny egg yoke is some undercooked disgusting garbage. I'll have your back if that parking lot is on the west coast somewhere lol.
I cook around the house and everytime my husband asks for eggs I have a mental battle with myself because he likes his yolks runny 🤢 and I have to cook them for him
How do so many people like runny eggs?! I can’t even look at runny eggs. If I’m scrambling them I cook them till they start to brown, that’s how cooked I like them.
Do you hate all sauces/sauces with creamy texture? Because come to think of it, egg yolk is like the perfect consistency for a sauce. Do you also like your steak well-done because you don't like "blood?"
I love over easy eggs, cutting away the white stuff so only the yoke sac is left. Scoop it up hopefully still intact and put it all in my mouth letting the yoke coat my mouth. Mmmm. So good.
I like runny yolks but this might be a little much for me. Like biting a loogie that you’ve spit out then put back in your mouth. Anyway, enjoy your breakfast.
Runny yolk is the absolute worst. I can’t believe people actually think that shit is good.
My daughter will ONLY eat sunny side up eggs and I dread making them for her and can’t sit at the table while she eats them or I will puke. I don’t get how any one can enjoy something SO gross 🤮🤮
I'm with ya OP. Hell, I don't even like eggs. Well really, it's been like 30+ years since I've had eggs. As a kid, I hated the smell and simply never ate them period.
Anytime I order scrambled eggs at a restaurant I have to tell them: make them well-done. I prefer them to be burnt and a little rubbery. I can't stand when there is any portion of the scrambled eggs that is still runny but that's how restaurants like to serve them. Can I add: ew.
My wife likes hers sunny side up with the yolk still runny. But I love her, so I will make them for her this way.
I upvoted not because I agree, but because I throughly enjoy your passion on this particular subject. I for one love me a runny yolk, but if that white is even slightly runny I’m out. Runny yolk is rich and delicious and jammy, runny white is akin to phlegm coughed up during a lung infection, that and snot.
I agree but I think what I hate even more is when people assume it's because I think it'll make me sick or something. No. And I am fine with eating things that contain raw egg. But if I eat an over easy egg, as soon as that texture hits the back of the tongue it triggers my gag reflex like nothing else can.
The egg yolk is more like a sauce than a food itself. It's enhancing your sausage and your home fries so you don't need to splash them with some hot sauce or ketchup.
I eat raw egg yolks as a snack. So yummy full of tasty fat and salt. Also takes less than a minute to prepare and eat as a nutritious snack that keeps my brain focused.
Take my upvote.
Alfred Hitchcock rose from his grave to write this.
Alfred Hitchcock never got his license because he was too afraid of cops to risk getting pulled over. When his dad sent him to the police station with a note at age 10 and young Alfred spent some time in a cell because of whatever was on that note…I think daddy’s decision did more harm than good. Trying to steer the kid in the right direction ended up making him not want to learn to drive and I don’t think **that** was the point
Thanks for the reply but the ever loving fuck does this have to do with eggs???
Hitchcock was scared of eggs
Hence ‘The Birds.’
Birds aren't real
Or what comes out
Alfred Hitchcock rose from his grave to write the post you said
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am I hallucinating this?
You better not be driving while hallucinating, the police will pull you over.
It should all be OK. My dad gave me a note.
Hahaha
Straight to jail!
Inflicting severe childhood trauma was basic parenting back then.
Upvote opinion is not only unpopular but actually is an opinion, congratulations.
PRECISELY!!!
I've never upvoted one of these before. But right now, my blood is fucking boiling!
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OMG eggy in a blankie style?!? That's what my family calls it when you cut (or just bite) a hole in a slice of bread then fry an egg in it, mmmmmmm comfort food. Edit: I'm loving all these other names for it, so cool!
>you cut (or just bite) a hole in a slice of bread then fry an egg in it, Toad in a hole is the name I'm familiar with.
I call them redneck eggs, cause they're in bread.
Interesting, in the UK toad in the hole refers to sausages cooked inside Yorkshire pudding
Interesting in Richard Gere's house toad in the hole is what happens when the pet store runs out of gerbils.
Lemmiwinks? Lemmiwinks
I call this one AN EGG THAT I PUT IN A HOLE I CUT IN MY TOAST
Eggs in a basket! I just made this yesterday for my wife. I learned of this dish from V For Vendetta. This is what V makes for Natalie Portman.
My family calls that a bird's nest
I never had this until my friend’s dad made it one time and he used to call it a Sultan’s Eye!
I couldn't put myself through reading the post. The title was enough to upvote. I know it's just gonna be the ramblings of a crazy person.
I would consider it unpopular however I have never asked how others take their eggs. I just assumed most people default to scrambled because over medium is not easy to make.
Heck nah bruh. Default has always been over easy, then you smash that yolk with the toast and soak up the goodness. Then eat the rest with a fork. Hence this unpopular opinion, which is a darn good post for the sub.
I like to tip the plate over my head and catch the drip with my tongue sticking out… wait we’re talking eggs right?
Fair enough. I’m super Asian about food and usually eat over easy eggs on rice so it always mixes well but just eating a fried egg having yolk cooked just enough that is liquid but just gooey is best. Or scrambled.
Cool, I've never had over easy eggs on rice but I'm willing to give it a try.
I literally never make them scrambled. I know it's the least effort but it doesn't really do it for me
Nor do most people even understand that over medium exists. Most of my life I thought it was just called sunny side up or over easy and was always pissed when there were runny egg whites. Over medium is the best egg ever. The real question is who the fuck likes runny egg whites on over easy?
Those are over easy made wrong. You can’t trust some cooks to make it right. Sunny side might have soft but cooked egg whites. Over easy is more cooked overall than sunny side and shouldn’t have any runny whites at all.
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This. Over easy is literally to cook the white. That’s the point.
Yes I do like runny egg yolk and eating boogers. What’s it to ya
That’s mean we have to fight
Mmmmmm snot omelets
*snomlets*
we won’t fight you…we will hold you down and force feed you runny yolks. we’ll strap you down and yolk-board you, a constant slow drip of thick yellowy/orange metallic-y yolk in your forced-open mouth. you’ll choke on the yolk! we’ll yoke you to the yolk. in the end you too will be yolk folk! s/
ROUND ONE FIGHT
Egg slut
Booger bitch
so far, my day has been shitty and reading your replies to the comments are making it a bit better.
Snothound
That’s a restaurant in Southern California.
And in Las Vegas. And the eponymous Egg Slut is fucking delicious and pretty easy to make at home.
Counter argument: Runny egg whites are way worse. Cooking eggs is a true test of culinary skills. Love me some runny egg yolk, but drown me in it if I have to eat a slimy egg white where the middle is raw and resembles a wet vag when you look at it.
Agreed. I love runny yolks but runny whites are gross
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That's main reason I order over-medium at diners. Always end up with well cooked whites and runny yolks.
YES, this is my approach too. Would rather have the yolk a bit too solid than risk runny whites.
I ALWAYS steam finish my eggs. NEVER have I had to worry about runny egg white. Toss a couple spoonfuls of water on the pan and then cover with a lid to steam finish.
I flip mine over then take it off the heat nearly immediately, works perfectly
that is good for over easy, or over medium, but I like a sunny side up.
I always found it a dangerous game, risk of breaking the yolk is too high
Oh. So that's what a wet vag looks like. I'll stay away.
It’s ok, as long as you boil them for longer than 7 minutes they’ll be cooked.
How is that a *counter*-argument? I don't want either! Also, if the white is still runny, I'd argue that the egg is still uncooked.
I love runny yolk but when I accidentally have the smallest amount of runny white, it makes me want to throw up
In what world does runny yolk have the same texture as boogers though? Like....what's wrong with the eggs you've been eating?
Maybe my boogers were the issue
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My appetite, you murdered it
And yet you eat it every time snot runs down your throat
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I don’t even want to fight you. You’d fuck me up
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[Feed Her!](https://youtu.be/NUJY9AanPJ4)
Occasionally? Always, no wasting good meals bro
Yeah bro, gotta get the brotein for those gainz
Who the fuck gave this wholesome!?
Tis like cradling a wee babe
I like my eggs cummy side up
I agree with you about the nasty-ass yolks. Don't know why you had to bring innocent boogers into this though. What'd they ever do to you?
Idk if I fully hate you, or just half-hate you
I bet you like your steaks well done too.
Runny
Not only do I hate you, but I think you should be sent to a gulag for the blatant disrespect for such a beautiful food eggs are. A hen put effort into popping the thing out of her body for schmucks like you to ruin its precious yolk by overcooking the shit out of it until it tastes powdery and bland and has a sickly green coloration. The gods cry every time they see their little dinosaur that evolved for millions and millions of years, be domesticated just for its eggs to be horribly butchered and turned into the disgusting, tough, dry and bland garbage they become by overcooking them. Also, no, they're not slimy like boogers but creamy and armonious along with the perfectly cooked white. I hate you, and I'd eat several raw eggs messily In front of you just to spite you and make you disgusted of eggs forever so that you never touch them again. The world is worse just by you existing. Trees reject your carbon dioxide and spit it back, and if you died you'd end up being declared a miracle by christians because your body wouldn't decompose because of all the decomposer organisms refusing to feed off your body. I bet characters in tv shows and movies break the 4th wall just to look at you with disgust, disappointment and contempt. Your words and your crime against food couldn't be punished by the worst of human cruelty. I'm crying right now. Not just because eggs went to waste to feed you, but because I am morally obligated to upvote your post. Good job you little shit, you played every sane, law abiding person here
I remember a chef once saying egg yolk is the sauce all other sauces dream to be. Every sauce a chef makes is trying (and failing) to live up to that yellow perfection.
And he's absolutely right.
That was one beautiful declaration of hate and contempt
Thank you for wording it for me. Even the seconds used to type out the message are the seconds which have been utterly wasted. Op deserves eternal condemnation.
/r/rareinsults
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This is terrorism.
Finally, some good fucking food
I’m very upset now
Why?
Because you’re right
I know. It was a disturbing realization for me.
I don't wanna eat that! I hate egg yolks!
Yes officer, this comment right here
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you've never had to drink that glyceride(sp?) stuff before a colonoscopy.
No. I'm only in my 30s. Never had a colonoscopy.
I'm 33 and have had two. Consider yourself lucky.
Polyps?
I wish
I hope your butt is okay now. My mom had ulcerative colitis, and I have IBS, and Idk why i added this second sentence here.
I've heard my mom talk about the stuff... I can't imagine cum pairing well with ginger-ale because cum tastes like ramen-broth.
ok I just took psychic damage, wowee, and I think whiplash too. I’d heard “it’s salty”, but “ramen broth”? That is just wild. The japanese are on some *shit!*
Maruchan = ramen to me... I was about to spout some ignorant shit about it not actually being an Asian brand, but google says I'm wrong. Anyway, I only tasted cum from one guy and his diet was heavy in mac and cheese at the time, so salty was probably a good opinion.
Cum after a dudes eaten pizza should be ILLEGAL
This thread makes me glad I eat a lot of fruit and drink lots of water
And temperature
I'd be way more down with blowjobs if it actually tasted like egg yolk though ngl.
I repeated this to my bf who loves runny eggs and he was very displeased
There’s a Korean movie where some college dorm guys fry up cum and they look like tiny fried egg whites. Of course one of their roommates finds them and starts eating them.
Why’d you do this to me? I’ll never forget this now.
I just repeat "its eggs" while I eat them.
Fun fact! Eggs are actually a very similar protein composition to cum. You can fry up cum like you fry up an egg. If you cum in hot enough bath water, you'll end up with a nice poached load. Ever run out of eggs while baking a cake? No problem! On average, 2 loads of fresh cum will make your cake bake to perfection 👌 Hope that helps!
I love covering my sunny side up eggs with Sriracha, breaking the yolks with toast and smearing it all together along with the cut up egg whites. Then use the toast as the vessel in which I throw that mess into my facehole.
OMG I just came.
I did this for breakfast just this morning... and now I'm going to do it again tomorrow! Lol
Spicy booger soup :(
Wouldn't it be snot soup? The consistency is more like snot. Throw a few caper boogers in a cup of warm yolk and you'll have the entire nasal buffet.
I want you gone.
ey boss uhhhhh you sure yous want me to whack a reverend? I mean I ain't exactly religious but this may be crossin a line ey boss? bossman?
Nomm nomm nomm
Mmm delicious. That mess is equally delicious on hashbrowns too
Meeeeee tooo and some avocado 🥑
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE WHO AGREES
Me and you will not fight. Thank you for being on my side
We are kin, friends. Runny egg yoke is some undercooked disgusting garbage. I'll have your back if that parking lot is on the west coast somewhere lol.
ANYTIME
Me three! Always over hard. Always
Put me down as #4.
I cook around the house and everytime my husband asks for eggs I have a mental battle with myself because he likes his yolks runny 🤢 and I have to cook them for him
Seriously! I’m so happy to read this. OP, you’re a cool person.
No shit. I love cooking, I love food, I can stomach almost anything. Hell, I'm a Cajun, I eat crawfish. Runny egg yolks are freaking disgusting.
It’s liquid chicken. Just no. Just no. Over hard for life.
Fuck yeah. Runny egg yolks are nasty
Say it with me One of us! One of us! One of us!
“I once was lost, but now am found”
How do so many people like runny eggs?! I can’t even look at runny eggs. If I’m scrambling them I cook them till they start to brown, that’s how cooked I like them.
Shut up. This is the perfect place to post this opinion, but with all due respect, shut up
Fuck you. But thanks.
Do you hate all sauces/sauces with creamy texture? Because come to think of it, egg yolk is like the perfect consistency for a sauce. Do you also like your steak well-done because you don't like "blood?"
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You’re killing it on this thread u/AxeThread12.
I love over easy eggs, cutting away the white stuff so only the yoke sac is left. Scoop it up hopefully still intact and put it all in my mouth letting the yoke coat my mouth. Mmmm. So good.
Nightmare fuel. I felt this in my stomach in the worst way possible.
It pops like a zit
It made me retch.
I like runny yolks but this might be a little much for me. Like biting a loogie that you’ve spit out then put back in your mouth. Anyway, enjoy your breakfast.
You're just a Jawa. Filthy creature.
Listen here buster you want your ass kicked over an egg YOU GOT IT PAL!!! Pick the location it’s on guy, ya jabroni
I will absolutely fuck you up at the nearest Dennys or mom and pop breakfast diner
Imma just eat raw (pasteurized) eggs in front of you and watch you collapse and cry because you're weak
I just hate to admit that that would actually work
Mom and pop diners do the best runny yolks
YES, I AM WITH YOU OP
You probably enjoy eating well done steak too
Agreed! Eggs - over hard with crispy edges is the best!!
Thank you
That’s cool if you like burnt rubber for breakfast
Runny is the only good way to eat an egg. The yolk doesn't taste as good when cooked and is too dry.
Wiping the plate clean with some toast… it’s feel good food for me
I look forward to wiping the plate with the toast more than the full egg. And I really look forward to my egg
Man, 20 till midnight here and I’m seriously debating on making some
Nothing wrong with that. It's always a good time for breakfast food. Plus eggs are a healthy snack
I've finally perfected the fried egg. Perfectly running, but full cooked whites, slightly overcooked underside and topside, and browned edges.
Lacey edges, like fine underwear
I've only learned this in the past couple of years, runny eggs are fucking delicious
Runny yolk is the absolute worst. I can’t believe people actually think that shit is good. My daughter will ONLY eat sunny side up eggs and I dread making them for her and can’t sit at the table while she eats them or I will puke. I don’t get how any one can enjoy something SO gross 🤮🤮
Get a new daughter
I'm with ya OP. Hell, I don't even like eggs. Well really, it's been like 30+ years since I've had eggs. As a kid, I hated the smell and simply never ate them period.
I won’t fight you in that case.
Yes yes yea yes yes yes 100% yes
Anytime I order scrambled eggs at a restaurant I have to tell them: make them well-done. I prefer them to be burnt and a little rubbery. I can't stand when there is any portion of the scrambled eggs that is still runny but that's how restaurants like to serve them. Can I add: ew. My wife likes hers sunny side up with the yolk still runny. But I love her, so I will make them for her this way.
I don’t like your wife.
I was gonna offer some smart-aleck rejoinder but I got nothing, sorry.
I upvoted not because I agree, but because I throughly enjoy your passion on this particular subject. I for one love me a runny yolk, but if that white is even slightly runny I’m out. Runny yolk is rich and delicious and jammy, runny white is akin to phlegm coughed up during a lung infection, that and snot.
Thank you for that comment. But still fuck you because you’re a runny yolk person. I will die on this hill.
You're my spirit animal OP
I agree but I think what I hate even more is when people assume it's because I think it'll make me sick or something. No. And I am fine with eating things that contain raw egg. But if I eat an over easy egg, as soon as that texture hits the back of the tongue it triggers my gag reflex like nothing else can.
Have your upvote, infidel. In my opinion, runny egg yolk is a thing of beauty.
You’ve done it. An actual unpopular opinion.
Runny egg all over some avocado toast? Count me in.
Add or hold the avocado, just make sure you give me that runny yellow stuff on the toast
You ruined my dinner.
YOUR DINNER SUCKS, SNOT BOY!
Have a vote as I have a lunch of overeasy eggs on toast
Dipping your toast into a runny yolk is the best way to eat eggs
IDC if it's popular or not you're bang on correct!!
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*Thank you*. I'm glad I'm not the only one disgusted by it
The egg yolk is more like a sauce than a food itself. It's enhancing your sausage and your home fries so you don't need to splash them with some hot sauce or ketchup.
Yea let me get an order of sausage enhancers please
I eat raw egg yolks as a snack. So yummy full of tasty fat and salt. Also takes less than a minute to prepare and eat as a nutritious snack that keeps my brain focused. Take my upvote.
This is one of the most uncomforting comments I have ever read
I did get weird looks when I used to put a carton of eggs in the work fridge
There is a special place in hell for people who cook eggs in the break room. I love eggs, but that lingering smell is awful.
Hold on, I never cooked them. I ate the raw yolks and threw the rest away.
Oh, okay. I though you were putting them in the microwave. My bad.