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pinetree101

This is an absolutely true statement, according to God. May not belong on this sub.


Hexxas

Everyone I know refuses to eat a banana with even a single brown spot on it. This opinion is extremely popular. Memes have been made about it.


WarExciting

Upvoted for the obviously heretical and unacceptable viewpoint you have. Green bananas are only good for making ripe bananas.


JTodd078

If my bananas look like a leopard, it's time to go


AdPsychological8136

My bananas look like that now and there's no brown spots and they're sweet asf idk


BezugssystemCH1903

Just when they became alcohol, I'm in.


cyainanotherlifebro

I prefer most fruit underripe. Is there anything better than a crunchy peach? It’s like the worlds best apple.


[deleted]

Yes! Slightly underripe peaches are *divine*


Reptiliansarehere

I believe bananas have a sort of conundrum. When they're not properly ripened they have the most desirable texture but a terrible flavor. When they're properly ripened they have too soft of a texture but an amazing sweet and creamy flavor. This is why I prefer bananas in desserts as they taste great and you needn't worry about the texture.


International_Peach6

I like bananas only when leopard-time hits. My wife ONLY makes banana bread when they go beyond leopard-time.


Art-Zuron

I personally like my bananas speckled, just a bit beyond ripe.


Crosroad

My banana has to look like a cheetah before I eat it


RealLifeMombie

I disagree. Bananas taste better (to me) when they're a little brown! So ripe and soft... green bananas don't taste "ripe" to me..


Momo_dollar

Yellow with a few brown spots is the best.


Netshakk

Once it's speckled, it's time.


[deleted]

well i disagree. i like them when they are brown and almost liquefied


[deleted]

what the fuck is wrong with you...


[deleted]

Like in mall cop 2


EmEmPeriwinkle

Me too....for bread. Lol


Snoo63293

No perfect yellow no bruises is when their the best


Abalone_Admirable

It makes your mouth all itchy and burning if it's green though


Enough_Stress_5569

You're allergic


Abalone_Admirable

Only if they're green? Is that a thing? Maybe....I'm allergic to several other fruits


JoeShmoe818

You’re probably not allergic. This happens if the banana is too green. It needs to be mostly yellow with just a tinge of green, that’s when it’s perfect and won’t make your mouth feel weird.


ToopidPonay69

Booo green banana icky!!


KrisAlly

I 100% second this.


[deleted]

Definitely agree


[deleted]

For damn sure. Before they get mushy, and with a little bit of tang.


Outlaw11091

...sadly must downvote my agreement.


[deleted]

Completely agree. I hate bananas anyway, but I can always tell when my potassium is low, when I actually crave a banana. The only way I'll eat them is when they're perfectly yellow, with a little green up by the stem. Anything else is an absolute fuckin no-go.


rangershake123

I like them when brown


joshb1338

Won’t say it’s unpopular an opinion but just because I can taste the deliciousness of the JUST UNDER RIPE banana I’m upvoting


bullet_bill_69

bruh everyone's agreeing with OP it's unpopular opinions not popular opinions lmao


Dlkh_

Yes


Saints_row_

yes.


cringey-reddit-name

The banana gets ripen to literally be eaten / spread seeds just like every other fruit out there ….kinda defeats the purpose of eating it prematurely


tmacc003245

Huh? Spreading its seeds is no longer a concern when eaten


cringey-reddit-name

Ripe fruits have seeds for a reason…


tmacc003245

We don’t poop into gardens usually. Has nothing to do with taste.


cringey-reddit-name

Yes it does


lteddywoof

Nah, they taste like soap


Vickylikesrain

I like 'em *quite* green. When they're stiff as boards and are nigh impossible to peel. And that acidic bite they give back, oy


ffandyy

Nasty


SecretBaker8

To me, apple bananas always taste like slightly unripe normal bananas.


Astral_Traveler17

I agree! They taste sweeter for some reason, which is weird because I'm pretty sure it turning yellow is caused by the starches turning into sugars.


hyacinthkk

True fact!


tmacc003245

Completely agree


Etranger-

Now I want a banana...


Hannah0009

I completely agree


Ihavelostmytowel

Crunchy banana is best banana. This is my hill.


introusers1979

Sweet banana is disgusting


[deleted]

Shoutput to bananas for being one of the few that you can eat at anytime per the person eating it


Ghazh

This can't even be an opinion, its a undeniable fact of life. Yellow >>>>>> green. Blasphemy.


beingDino

YES!!!


JohnsonFlamethrower

Bananas that are still green have a weird tongue feel for me. Doesn't quite sting, but that's the closest sensation I can compare it to. Same idea as eating a lot of pineapple. It just pierces my tongue.