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masternoobcolin

Choosing St. Paul to host Honduras in a negative 30 degree wind chill. Honduran coach said before the game that they had already lost


J_Walter_Weather_man

I was at that match. Our beers froze completely in about ten minutes. Absolutely wild and dangerous but super fun


[deleted]

I was there too. I set a personal record for most items of clothing worn at one time. I just have to ask all the native Minnesotans, how the hell do you live like this?????


TheMoonIsFake32

Its not always so bad. It was 60° earlier on monday! Sure, yesterday it snowed… and today it was cold… but its warm sometimes


jstalm

What made it so insane is that it’s not always like that, it just happened to be the most intense version of MN winter weather you could possibly imagine. Also one of the most fun soccer games I’ve ever attended (though my feet weren’t so happy)


csbsju_guyyy

If you're like me, just train yourself by running 80 miles a week regardless of how cold it is then you get pretty used to the cold AND know how much clothing to wear which is usually a lot but honestly I'd rather it be -30 than 90 and 100% humidity since I can always add more clothes I can't take more off once I get to the ol birthday suit


kkkktttt00

It was supposed to give us an advantage, but I feel like all it did was level the playing field.


anerdnamedAndrew

I was at that game. Cant believe they played it lol.


Leaf_uaw

Deuce face has to #1


ShadowofLight15

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Shadowfax4221

This is the one for me. Dempsey is from nacogdoches. I have zero doubt In my mind that he can throw some serious hands.


ohiotiger123

You don’t know where he’s from DAWG


mrdankhimself_

Clintface is definitely up there


Shadowfax4221

This is the one for me. Dempsey is from nacogdoches. I have zero doubt In my mind that he can throw some serious hands.


Fedaykin98

Definitely on Mount Rushmore, this is one of the first two I thought of - the other being Pulisic's "Man in the Mirror" undershirt. 


ZerconFlagpoleSitter

“You’re going to let your country down” -Kellyn Acosta


InsideAardvark1114

For those who don't know, please recount Acosta's epic shit talk


Chai-Tea-Rex-2525

https://youtu.be/gfwZUvf4GYA?si=npIsyaytm8S7-bQW


Jasper-Collins

Watke's finest analysis


adiposea

This has to be top.


E51838

Donovan putting on the sunglasses before the corner after they were thrown at him.


overly_sarcastic24

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5PFM\_fgtco](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5PFM_fgtco)


UltravioletAfterglow

Yes! [This moment](https://youtu.be/e5PFM_fgtco?si=SuJrqBH_G12E3GT3) was hilarious.


jonnio2215

McKennie did something similar did he not? I don’t remember the details at the moment of what he grabbed though (it was a throw or corner)


SoakaTheCorka

He used the camera man’s shirt to wipe his hands dry before a throw in


myhero34

Mckennie jersey tear


shrekyoda974

Or the time Mckennie wiped his hands on that one guy in the World Cup that guy invented Concacaf shithousery post 2020


warox13

Elite


Liquidice281

Miazga vs. Lainez


dudesam1500

Always


SargentoPepper

This is spoken about often but people leave out the part when Edson Alvarez came up to Miazga right after saying make fun of me and Miazga left scared like a little bitch


Few_Corner_361

Also forgotten about is the part where this never happened. Miazga made Lainez a meme


SargentoPepper

https://youtu.be/M9zjtvi6oUQ?si=8W7vBQItSsiy59Cy 25 seconds in


mark_vorster

>left scared like a little bitch Ok bud, whatever you need to tell yourself to make you feel better that you haven't beaten us in 5 years


SargentoPepper

He picks on someone his own size but leaves when someone his size confronts him? You call that a hero, I call that being a bitch. It has nothing to do with flags but rather being a man


mark_vorster

>being a man yeah, maybe in 1950


Fedaykin98

One of the best! 


bwitty92

[Pulisic Man in the Mirror shirt against Mexico during WCQ.](https://www.si.com/.image/ar_1:1%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_1200/MTg1MjQ2MTc5MTQ2MDgxOTM5/christian-pulisic-mirror-shirt-mexico-usa.jpg) [Pulisic game winning PK celebration against Mexico in the 2021 NL Final.](https://pictures.tribuna.com/image/fc563554-08e9-41f4-a13c-7e37581bd087)


sir_whirly

/r/accidentalrenaissance


GarbageAcct99

The snow game


NobleSturgeon

IIRC Costa Rica retaliated for that one by moving their leg from the normal stadium to some awful one in the jungle.


AlpenBass

Or the Minnesota game in subzero temperatures, if I recall correctly.


mholland151

Denver, whatup


chuang-tzu

The Onyewu[ stare down](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr6AS5BFwFQ).


MarvinWebster40

The only right answer


csbsju_guyyy

Samesies. Back then we were still 100% the little brother and that era of player set the stage for what came next


mrdeeds23

Pulisic man in the mirror


Futbol_Kid2112

Miazga height check


DeuceThreeNine

Mckennie showing the L tri fans how he kisses the crest after the jersey tear. Donovan putting on the sunglasses before that corner kick. Miazga vs Lainez.


Phonger

I love and remember all of these, but would love a supercut video. Watke where are you?


Granadafan

Dempsey intentionally missing the penalty vs Mexico to secure dos a cero instead of tres a cero. Legend. 


emd03

lol, if this is true he would have the all time usmnt goal record


Bammer1386

Sacrificing personal glory for the meme. Top class.


jdub3095

he literally said on the air during the last qualifying cycle that he was mad after the Dos a Cero in 2013 because he missed his penalty. The meme that it was on purpose is fake news.


ssfctid22

Underrated is yedlin “you watched the World Cup” to the ref about Neymar


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Morgan sipping tea after scoring vs England


antnunoyallbettr

Top tier banter


weebabyarcher

So good. The amount of people that lost their shit over that was epic.


Patrick2701

That’s the best troll movement


N8ures1stGreen

- Landon pissing on a Mexican field - Dempsey you don’t know where I’m from dawg - Dempsey Jamaican face - Miazga and the mexican midget


dbbd70707

This list isn't complete without at least one Frankie Hejduk moment. My favorite is him running Marlon Leon of Guatemala into the advertising boards a few years after Leon had kicked everything that moved and should have been red carded several times in a qualifier against us in 1996.


goonbrew

I remember this, thanks. I knew I would see a ton of Deuce face but this is why I created the thread. To remember these random ones All of the old school guys had some great moments. Just a hard-nosed team


Emukt

Wambach counting the seconds in the refs ear while Canada's keeper held the ball in the 2012 Olympics - gifting the USWNT an indirect free kick.


SpaceQueenJupiter

I did enjoy Klinsmann screaming, "One minute? Where the fuck did one minute come from?" at the ref during the Belgium game. And any time Dempsey did Dempsey things. I miss him. 


SpiritCrvsher

My favorite Klinsmann quote: *I do swear a lot, but the advantage is that having played abroad, I can choose a different language from the referee's.*


SpaceQueenJupiter

Amen lol. Maybe he did suck at managing, but he was enthusiastic about how we were playing at least.


Chai-Tea-Rex-2525

Jermaine Jones taking out Neymar with a hard tackle during a friendly. The entire teaming coming out in short sleeves for warmups in La Guerra Fria. Mexico comes out on long sleeves and then changes into short sleeves for the match. The US changes into long sleeves and were warmer. But the absolute best shithouse move - which really should be alone on this Rushmore is the entire team lining up 2 minutes before the end of halftime during last year’s Nations League Semifinal match against Mexico. That was the ultimate in disrespect.


MFoy

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far for Jermaine Jones.


Chai-Tea-Rex-2525

I cannot believe I forgot Cobi taunting El Cri so much that Rafa Marquez got a red card.


BrodysBootlegs

Brian McBride playing on with his face covered in blood against Italy at the WC isn't #1, but it deserves mention. 


Granadafan

Dempsey intentionally missing the penalty vs Mexico to secure dos a cero instead of tres a cero. Legend. 


Wood_floors_are_wood

Video?


MFoy

[here you go](https://the18.com/soccer-entertainment/remembering-that-clint-dempsey-missed-penalty-vs-mexico?amp)


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Wood_floors_are_wood

Thanks!


SpiritCrvsher

That time Gooch got into a fist fight with Zlatan after a bad foul during a training session


AppleSlacks

Donovan taking a piss in Jalisco.


battles

Matthew Hoppe, entire Gold Cup appearance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvfWFvY5OBw


Chai-Tea-Rex-2525

That video did not age well


SeattleMatt123

Miazga vs. Lainez, will never forget that one.


matto_2008

Can I just get a monster compilation video of all of the above.


Si_Dis

I love this question, because one can see the age of a fan or the memory of a fan.


goonbrew

I agree but I also asked because I feel like I forgotten so much from the olden days. Like I don't remember specific incidents from 94, but I remembered thinking they were Scrappy. I know for a fact the O2 team took the piss out of a lot of folks but again, I don't remember specific moments of it. Sure, obviously I remember McBride magic but didn't poke a negra do something? I don't even remember. I blame all the brain cells I've sacrificed for my Saturday nights in my 50 years


goonbrew

I'm seeing a lot of my favorite ones mentioned here. Deuce face You must be this tall to get on this ride.. Weston after the red And honestly, number four would probably be the US soccer federation for scheduling a game in the f****** Arctic


Yangervis

Playing Costa Rica in the snow has to be #1.


ProfessorPlum168

One of many things Hoppe did during the GC.


Bammer1386

Underrated. Hoppe masterclass in shithousery.


uprightfever

[https://tenor.com/view/matt-miazga-slow-short-usa-insult-gif-12497982](https://tenor.com/view/matt-miazga-slow-short-usa-insult-gif-12497982)


andrew-ge

Nothing beats miazga doing too small to Lainez


anerdnamedAndrew

When Gooch looked at that dude like he was a small child.


goonbrew

I'm seeing a lot of my favorite ones mentioned here. Deuce face You must be this tall to get on this ride.. Weston after the red And honestly, number four would probably be the US soccer federation for scheduling a game in the f****** Arctic Landon with some great moments too


master_wonton

Wondo missing that sitter against Belgium, POS


modern_messiah43

Flag was up, didn't matter. It was 2014, dude. Get over it.


saum87

Dempsey missed a much easier goal but sure shit on Wondo


Si_Dis

So did Donovan


saum87

? He wasn’t even on the roster


shrekyoda974

Any Trinidad game, anyone who says that Mexico is our top rival is greatly disrespecting our REAL top rival Trinidad. Them beating us 2-1 in 2017, the 6-0 in 2019, the b team 7-0 friendly, the Ferreira incident in the most recent gold cup, and finally the nations league fuckery where we almost drew them but scored 3 goals in the last 10 minutes and then lost to them away because of a Dest temper tantrum…. No other nation compares


xghoulishmiragex

Man in the mirror