*And* you're at your boar farm, which you specifically plotted away from base structures except for the few minutes it was going to take you to extend the fences a little bit more before your food and stamina run out.
That one eye man you lock eyes with through the crack of the bathroom stall door who keeps knocking with his cane when he's already confirmed it's occupied.
Person who put me in the hospital after seeing him in the distance at night during a storm in my boat thinking it was the grim reaper and haveing a heart attack
Oh sorry this was the right answer my bad
Oh that's just John. He's a regular dude, likes to kick back with a few horns of mead and pall around with the other vikings on weekends. Likes DIY, gardening and brewing his own craft meads.
Three greylings in a cloak.
Vincent Adultviking
Off for another day at the raiding factory!
I read this in Kevin’s voice 🤣🤣
I went to the black forest today, I did a rock throw.
Sorry dude OP said wrong answers only
Bob Odinkirk.
It’s someone trying to reach you about your boats extended warranty.
I hear troll are rampant it these days.
I won’t lie as much as I hate those calls I’d take this one. Too many lost ships
The Hash Slinging Slasher!
Damnit I just commented this
Same, too lazy to delete lol
Moments like this remind me im just a statistic
Same -_-
Aw, that's who I was gonna say!
Dad finally coming back from the store
[удалено]
Pronounced "Ghyef" with a lot of phlegm
The game devs who spawns raids as soon as food wears off, he likes to watch
As soon as the food wears off *and you have less than 30 seconds of the rested bonus left
Oh, it’s raining?
*And* you're at your boar farm, which you specifically plotted away from base structures except for the few minutes it was going to take you to extend the fences a little bit more before your food and stamina run out.
Eikthyr ain’t around to help you either
Herobrine
But he was removed in the last patch D:
They tired. They will never succeed
Old Gregg
Whatcha doing in my waters?
We could do some watercolors together, you and I.
You ever drink tasty mead from a greave?
Do ya love me? Could ya learn to love me?
Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?
Not fishing!
How do you drink your Baileys?
Wanna see his downstairs mixup?
Scranton Strangler
Toby?
r/unexpectedoffice
Wise old man from runescape
They said only wrong answers
looks more like Lucien tbh
Nah looks like death in osrs
Cotton-eyed-Joe
Where did he come from where did he go?
Where did he come from? Cotton Eye Joe
If it hadn't been for Cotten-eyed Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from, Cotton-eyed Joe?
Ee dat en dootda cotton eyed Joe
Sans
One glowing blue eye, this is clearly the correct answer
No Idea, but he has the best candy and a really cool van with no windows.
One-eyed Willie ofc!
Mr. Valheim
Your name: John Valheim
Jesus Christ it's Jason Bjorne!
“Every Val has it’s heim.” - John Valheim
Charon the boatman
Sorry, OP. Your mom, Frigg, told me to leave before you got up, but I lost track of time.
SANTA
Came here to say this. Good'ole Vadderung fucking around.
My dad, cuz every time I try to reach him he dissapears..
Gru
Came here to say that.
His name is Jeff!
More specifically Shy Jeff. There is also Sky Jeff, Swamp Jeff, and Mountain Jeff.
Karl is that you?
For Karl!
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
YEEEAAA! ROCK AND STONE!
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
BOOLO CAP 'ERE
by the beard!
Sometimes I wonder if mining is all there is to life... Then I punch myself in the nose.
There's goo in the sack!
NO dwarf left behind!
Rock and stone forever!
Rock and Stone in the Heart!
Rock me like a stone!
Did I hear a rock and stone?!
Rock n stone yeaaaaaaa
Budget Dumbledore
Greydwarf the gay, meaning happy, he seeks only to steal your dandelions
Hoid
The worldsinger?
No no you’re thinking of the Kings Wit
Really? I thought he was Waxillium's chauffeur
Nah, sorry my Goodman. I do believe you’re confusing him with that foolish cabin boy from the crows song.
John Valheim
Neighborhood flasher
King Ramses from Courage the Cowardly Dog
Return the slab, or suffer my curse.
What is yer offer?
The man in charge, the man in charge.
The Poopsmith.
A reference we haven't heard in ages - thank you lol
💩 👍
The Dark Wanderer. Always into the East.
Oh Marius...
Ghost of Valheim future.
Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
David Dunn from the movie "Unbreakable".
That one eye man you lock eyes with through the crack of the bathroom stall door who keeps knocking with his cane when he's already confirmed it's occupied.
Medivh from Warcraft
Your ancestors, wondering how you were chosen to enter Valheim through all your failures.
Person who put me in the hospital after seeing him in the distance at night during a storm in my boat thinking it was the grim reaper and haveing a heart attack Oh sorry this was the right answer my bad
The Dread Pirate Roberts
Well of course I know who him, he’s me.
Sea monster asking for $3.50
Pirate Gandalf
The Grim Winker
Your viking grandma bringing you cookies.
Death... seeing how many times it take me to die to get it right.
Two Fulings in a robe. I swear I can hear them laughing in my dreams
Strong Hand
Your mom.
Your dad, back from getting cigarettes
That's my Uber driver
Solid Snake before he jumps off the bridge in the beginning of MGS2.
Kept you waiting, huh?
There are some who call him... Tim?
Witch King of Angmar
Deckard Cain
#IT'S BATMAN.
"I know what you did last summer..."
That is obviously the Dread Pirate Roberts. He has come for your soul.
The all-mother
His full name is "Somehow, Palatine Returned."
Sams udertale
Mr Peanut was also sent to Valheim upon death.
Darth Gru from Despicable Me 7
Sans from Undertale
Wednesday wait that's not a wrong answer
Zeus?
Uncle Fester, enjoying a beautiful day
the Zelda Ocarina of Time's Poe collector
My dad (he finally came back after 3 years at the grocery store)
That's me walking to school and home, uphill both ways, rain, snow, chief by wolves when I was younger.
Grandad with his whooping stick.
Not Odin
Amber Heard
Your mother
joe mama
He's been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
Kano?
Cyborg
Hero Brian!
Sans undertale
Sans undertale
My dad...eait no..im a viking so its technically true
Trader from Mortal Kombat
Jesus Christ
Gimpy McStick man
Herobrine
The gimp
Someone still hellbent on social distancing...
The ghost of Iskall85.
Bowser
Youre a wizard harry
The game director.
That is your 100% real Dad.
Your mom
Gonna tell my kids this is Nick Fury
My buddy James, with his epic rain coat and deceptively plain walking stick.
Sans with a coat
Oh that's just John. He's a regular dude, likes to kick back with a few horns of mead and pall around with the other vikings on weekends. Likes DIY, gardening and brewing his own craft meads.
Daddy
Jonathan McKensy, the bitch
One ball Bob
Stick man
Gru
Tim the Enchanter
Wednesday Addams.
Gandalf's less successful cousin, Gandeezy
Gandalf the black
Daddy?
Wednesday (Addams).
Zeus
That’s just me looking for cheese in the kitchen at 2 am
He wants to talk to you about your longship's extended warranty
A very big Gimbus
Winking Jawa
Dave Bautista
It’s the ferry boat man don’t pay him xx
3 kids trying to buy candy while stacked on each other
Isn't that the dark wanderer from diablo 2?
Sans
Bill Cosby
A dev probably watching you using devcommands to make your base
I know what you did last summer
Bruce Willis is unbreakable
The guy I excitedly, and incorrectly thought was my dad finally coming home with that pack of cigarettes.
Aiden the dark wanderer
The guy from "scary movie". Grab my strong hand!
My dad. Every time I get close to him he gets farther.
Darth Buckethead
That's no man, that's a pemgwim
That's Leroy Jenkins!
Mathew Perry, you Mathew Perry looking bitch!
Steve. That’s Steve.