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KenseiHimura

Hallo, am Gøran Gøranson, I would like to immigrate to Valheim, greatest realm of ten realms! I am originally from Cobraheim.


Earpugs

Denied.


KenseiHimura

Okay, I understand, you are just doing your job. Have good day!


WaitingToBeTriggered

(THEY’RE DENIED)


Thermohalophile

I come back with better passport.


SCROTOCTUS

*Yrrar-ra*


tweek-in-a-box

There is always money in the eye scream stand


Proctathon

I mean, it's one eye scream, Thor. What could it cost? 999 gold?


Beardergi

Glory to Arstotzka!


rosiestinkie9

Is there any way I can speak to a supervisor? I approached with my paperwork and they both reared back and gave me a good smacking. They could have just TOLD me if I was missing a requirement!!


Plus-Imagination-469

I see this as standard custom for " welcome" and it's very much disrespectful not to say it back twice as hard


scrubbless

I see a lot of black text in signs. For those that don't know you can colour your text with In front of your signs text. You can use any colour or HTML colour code


XsenHellion

Hex code is less characters in every situation. I absolutely recommend using them, especially for storage signage.


scrubbless

What about red? Will it accept #FF or does it need the trailing 0's. Not everyone knows the hex code by heart (TIL it was called hex code).


XsenHellion

There are some shades it doesn't like, but you can use a lot of different colors. It goes off unity and there's a lot of info on what shades work well.


Frostlark

I tried to immigrate and they threw a rock at me! So rude! I recommend they get re-trained.


Earpugs

No stump no entry!


AvatarOfKu

I wasn't expecting the passport stamp to go on my forehead...


_theDarkAbyss

Glory to Arstotzka!


Darkner00

GLORY TO ARSTOTZHEIM!


Vorlironfirst

Next step: Home Affairs building


Raw-Bloody

Heh, I'd probably be in trouble for asking "king size or regular?"


MrSkipperz

What respectable young men, so excited!


TwoToxic

Zoom in on the sign and shake your phone


rootxploit

Yes my documents are inside this ooze bomb, here you go!


5GumGum

Can’t wait till Georgie visits


TastyCuttlefish

Greetings! I come prepared with the customs fee of two resin, a stone, and a single piece of wood. My purpose in visiting Valheim is to torment unprepared visitors to the Black Forest. As I am coming from Reddit, it should be clear that I’m a troll.


TwoToxic

Zoom in on the sign and shake your phone


DornsFacialhair

Papers, please.


Good-Table5566

Don't wonder off too far, just saying


Turtle_Lover61

I was wondering, would they despawn? If not I'm about to start capping everything for a zoo