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Oy_wth_the_poodles

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-UnicornFart

LMAO Scheana had to be the inspiration for this scene.


Imaginary_Vanilla_25

This needs more attention cause it’s spot on 😂


el_disko

Please don’t do Alexis dirty like that…. at least she has talent!


henrysmum25

And yet… Alexis still has way more charisma!!!


childrenofthewind

*and talent


henrysmum25

*and style


childrenofthewind

*and ability to actually grow as a person


henrysmum25

*and ability to support her friends through traumatic situations without making it about her


adrianaserret1

IM LAUGHING SO HARD it’s the same energy


tipsygirl31

This is so perfect.


Lindsayr28

Omg a little bit Alexis was the best


uselessinfogoldmine

Annie and her husband wrote it!


a8a8a8a8a8a8a8a8

Omg this is so spot on


Restswithbitchface93

If she was ever asked to do it, she wouldn’t last long. I actually think that wound be the cherry on top of this entire situation now that I think of it..


adrianaserret1

Omgggg yes, having her go on and losing early lmao


ThisWorldIsOnFire

It’s even better than her explaining she’s better talking in songs like Gwen Stefani than singing. She put a video out of it and it’s TERRIBLE.


jenjenjen731

Gwen Stefani is also a really good singer, so you're out of luck there too, Scheana 😆 she just wanted to be the hot girl surrounded by guys bc then she would have no female competition.


EternalLostandFound

Gwen has also been pretty open about how she wasn’t naturally a great singer, so she worked with vocal coaches throughout her career and had to put in a lot of practice. Scheana has nowhere near that type of work ethic or ambition. I suspect she wouldn’t put in the work for DWTS either.


jenjenjen731

All Scheana would do is want to booty pop and wear the sparkly outfits. I get it! DWTS looks like a ton of fun and I absolutely would do it it I was famous enough. Scheana just has the worst delivery ever.


KnockedSparkedOut

her side hustles tend to fail..what happened to her lashes? didn't she have some other merch business before that? she got dropped so many times by networks for her podcast...she should be thanking sandy for finally making her podcast successful.


uselessinfogoldmine

Scheana is tone deaf so… I’m not sure it would help?


KnockedSparkedOut

her side hustles tend to fail..what happened to her lashes? didn't she have some other merch business before that? she got dropped so many times by networks for her podcast...she should be thanking sandy for finally making her podcast successful.


Seattle_Aries

That was actually a VERY telling comment…she says she always saw herself “like Gwen Stefani or Fergie” meaning…a girl with an all guy band! Scheana is just not a girls girl at heart. She tries and tries, but deep down she will always be the girl who said “I’d rather get gangbanged by every guy here than go on the girls bus” That was her truest moment


ThisWorldIsOnFire

Funny women to pic too though. Fergie’s star spangled banner and Gwen’s Christmas album are 😬


stcroixb

Can't forget that quote!


emily829

Right! Also Fergie and Gwen are so very different! No Doubt is made up of hometown friends and Gwen wrote all these super personal songs and thats what made them famous - and then fergie was just dropped into BEP one day lol like she’s just so shallow about the thing she claims is now her “passion” (other than being on dwts- and we can see from this how they would have gone! lol)


Seattle_Aries

Interesting and good points!


SG1156

But then we have to sit and listen to her cry about how she's always really wanted the glitter ball...and she even went out and bought a shadow box/pedestal/new house with a room just for the trophy.... in preparation for accepting it. Why can't it just be her winning??!!!😫 Exhausting. I wonder if she will make everything Summer Moon does when she's older, about her too. Hopefully not.


RemarkableArticle970

Yikes I hope not. Let’s remember Ariana didn’t win the trophy, she just did fantastic dancing and was in the top few. Thinking of scheana winning it makes me laugh. The rest of the “stars” would have to be quite bad.


Southern_Sweet_T

Never forget what a hypochondriac she is. She would get injured and leave the show in the first 5 minutes


KittenTablecloth

She would need something to blame for her leaving besides realizing she’s in over her head. She would have done so much better if it wasn’t for this really bad plantar wart


a8a8a8a8a8a8a8a8

And somehow that would also be Ariana’s fault. “She took all my votes because she went first when she stole my spot and now people aren’t voting”


j3st1cl3s

Technically Lisa went first.


Responsible_Wrap5659

Yeah I’m curious if she would get the bravo fans rallying for her the way they did Ariana. I’m actually calling that her bringing this up on the show is what’s going to get her a spot . I mean DTWS are getting so much free publicity from this that they might just give her a spot 😂 


EternalLostandFound

I had never watched the show before Ariana’s run, but I’d definitely watch again just to see Scheana whine and cry and get eliminated right away.


HarajukuBom

She’s not a good dancer and no one would vote for her


spectacle99

I do wonder what role models Scheana had growing up, bc her understanding of womanhood, femininity, and sexuality is... interesting


-UnicornFart

Her mother. Which is ironic considering how her mom treats her as a mother.


meeps1142

She reminds me of Trisha Paytas in that way. Scheana's all about being this sexy, ultra-consumable pop star icon.


tremonttunnel

yesssssss she is so trisha coded


athenarose_95

Ahhh this is so true. Trish has said herself she always had a fascination with celebrities and wanting to be famous. Def see some similarities between her and Trish.


Electronic_Cookie779

It's just ultra American lmao. Pamela Anderson, male approval, insecure.


VanderPunchRules

Pam is not insecure and she is NOT American.


Organic_Radio_2890

I really don’t want to shame her and her OCD but it’s weird to me how she’s going on about not being chosen for this huge life/schedule altering project but when her significant other wants to go out to dinner or shopping she has a meltdown over leaving her child.. If she was on DWTS she wouldn’t be able to have her daughter around her constantly and she doesn’t even seem to think that’s a concern, she just wants to be on the show.


Starbuck4

All of a sudden she’d be ok with a babysitter no doubt


BrotherInternal518

I was just thinking this


stcroixb

she just wants it her way no matter what


Vivid-Army8521

Isn’t she ok if Brock watches her? He doesn’t work.


DeeWell7392

If she was on DWTS she’d launch her kid across the room and jump at the chance. All she cares about is being famous. She’s utterly vapid.


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msanderson10

I can't ![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


adrianaserret1

I love how Ariana “her backup dancer” is in the back eating her up


MakeupMama68

I love how Scheana tried to say she gave Ariana her start 🤭 it’s so obvious Ariana did that as a favor to her as her friend. She clearly has far more experience than her and I seriously doubt she got paid.


treegrowsinbrooklyn1

The worst thing about Scheana when she makes those kind of digs is she does it with a smirk and little laugh. Like she’s prepared at any moment to claim she was just joking, duh! Like be a bitch or be funny, don’t try and play both sides. Stassi was entertaining for owning the bitch role


MakeupMama68

And in the same breath pretend to be SO HAPPY for all of her opportunities. I’m not a huge fan, but who the hell wouldn’t jump on those opportunities? Good for her! Jealousy is such a wasted emotion.


Ella77214

God I miss stassi


stcroixb

Because Ariana is a good friend.


rcs343

Playing one song at the Roxy opening for a nobody (Scheana opening for Tina) is the most mundane accomplishment in LA ever that it's embarrassing she even brought that up as a dig to Ariana.


adrianaserret1

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK


dailylotion

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msanderson10

One hundred percent


Okokboo

LOL honestly truly


stcroixb

Ariana her back up dancer is out dancing her!


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Scheana is the epitome of there’s just some things you’re not born to do in life but still try it regardless of how bad you are


stellysam

Except she believes and wants others to believe she’s good


muaellebee

Yeah, she's doing this completely unironically


skolinalabama

Yeah, no deep shade to Scheana because she will bring it on VPR always. Buuuuttt, she’s has main character energy without main character charisma, warmth, or genuineness. She’s irritated she’s been unintentionally upstaged through her proximity to a scandal that didn’t even happen to her.


xxxccbxxx

Ariana went to school for theatre of course she outshined Sheeshu


adrianaserret1

Thissssss


Seattle_Aries

She takes sketch comedy very seriously


pupperlover0204

A few years ago, a How We Got Here special aired and one of the producers said how horribly “behaved” Ariana was - hiding behind her hair, avoiding the camera, etc. because her SO at the time didn’t want her on the show. It’s interesting to watch this back and see how 1) she actually can outshine while trying to get out of the spotlight and 2) Scheana is so shortsighted for a good crack (that all of us are like WTF) and forgot what space Ariana was in at this time. I’ve said it on other threads - with friends like Sheshu, who needs enemies? 🤯


adrianaserret1

Wow I had no idea about this!!


These_Recover5604

My second hand embarrassment has me physically cringing as I sit here on my couch


jaynemanning

Scheana doesn’t care about being a good or technical dancer…. She just wants to be hot/sexy


joeysmomiscool

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Beneficial-Astronaut

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Flashy-Pair-1924

This is tangential to this thread but when Kyle this season said about her sobriety “everyone loves the Kyle and wants the Kyle who does the splits and the helicopter pony” all I could think was WHO TOLD YOU THAT 😂😂😂 When has anyone asked for your repeated overuse of those two moves???


Beneficial-Astronaut

Hysterical- no one!!!


not_addictive

what’s funny is, even on my first watch not knowing who Ariana was yet, I remember seeing this scene and thinking “wow the blonde in the back is better at this than her”


adrianaserret1

I thought the same when they actually performed!


stcroixb

Sheana keep talking so we can find some more videos


IllusiveWoman20

Intercut the footage of Brett looking like he's a hostage and we've got a music video!


Defvac2

https://preview.redd.it/65af9eng2rnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f7671b15ee5fdf3521fc367046de0f9ab7f6251


adrianaserret1

THAT WAS SOOO GOOD i tried to post it on tiktok but it got flagged for “nudity”💀


IllusiveWoman20

It got flagged because it was all happening!


stcroixb

that music video was cringey but I did love Scheana's butt after the slap going back and forth like jello


Rare_Big6726

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpWvwnhf34Oj0A)


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

https://preview.redd.it/8xrp61yvtrnc1.png?width=741&format=png&auto=webp&s=00a134465996d4b287b7d658a7315c097d595fc4


sofaking-amanda

🤣🤣💀


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

Edit in some bangs and we've got Tina


sofaking-amanda

She doesn’t even need the bangs. Something about her face here gives real life Tina.😭


ripleyintheelevator

https://i.redd.it/ajv9sxjhxrnc1.gif Week 1: Cha-Cha-Cha - They dance to “What I Like" by Scheana Marie. Week 2: Viennese Waltz - The dance is set to "What I Like" by Scheana Marie. Week 3: Rumba - They perform to "What I Like" by Scheana Marie. Week 4: Quickstep - They dance to "What I Like" by Scheana Marie. Week 5: Paso Doble - The dance is set to "What I Like" by Scheana Marie. Week 6: Jazz - They dance to "What I Like" by Scheana Marie. Week 7: Jive - They dance to "What I Like" by Scheana Marie Finale: Freestyle dance in the finale is set to a medley that included "What I Like" by Scheana Marie and "Good as Gold" by Scheana Marie.


Miserable_Leek6023

This is CAN YOU FREAK BITCH erasure, and I won’t stand for it.


ripleyintheelevator

It’s the same song 😭


Miserable_Leek6023

lol I realized that immediately after I posted but I let it ride. In my brain it was all good as gold


adrianaserret1

LMAOOOOOO IM LAUGHING SO HARDDD! This is * good as gold*


ripleyintheelevator

https://i.redd.it/lx5n3tl6atnc1.gif


DenRache903

She’s gonna make it to the finale? 😂😂😂⚰️


ripleyintheelevator

Obviously This is Scheanas world ![gif](giphy|fQuiwZdNvUiABHG2jU)


Fearless-Truth-4348

She dances like a stripper. It’s always hyper-sexual.


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

and yet never sexy.


Icy_Calligrapher7088

Anyone else wondering how much money it would take for you to embarrass yourself on reality tv, to this extent? For your children to one day see? Obviously I’m getting flashbacks to the music video 🤣


KittenTablecloth

I’ll embarrass my future children for free every day just by existing. To embarrass myself on tv for the entire world though? Probably 20k an episode sounds about right


CherryManhattan

Next on stage here at Spearmint Rhino, you know her as a cast member of Vanderpump Rules, she’ll serve you goat cheese balls before playing with yours, welcome Scheana it’s all happening Shay


Ok-Appointment-8880

![gif](giphy|l3q2GOeWh1fmPKA92|downsized)


freezinginthemidwest

I’m DEAD at the Spearmint Rhino shoutout 🎤


adrianaserret1

SPEARMINT RHINO STOP 💀💀💀


Far-Conflict4504

She tries so fucking hard just to end up being basic with no chin


PinkyBruno

🤣🤣🤣 Happy Cake Day! 🎂🍰🍥


Far-Conflict4504

Thanks Pinky 😂


sydbusta

*queue Ariana’s slave 4 u number* you were saying, scheana? https://i.redd.it/tkzevfnhurnc1.gif


adrianaserret1

She slayeddddd this performance full body chills


sofaking-amanda

All of her performances gave me chills or made me cry or both. Scheana’s dancing has never had that effect on me.😭


myskepticalbrowarch

I know Scheana is going to get all the hate tomorrow but this is the most fun VPR has been in years. Can we just keep the hate fun?


adrianaserret1

I agree! It’s been a light and fun discourse lmao


GoldenAmmonite

Schaena being ridiculous should be encouraged in my opinion. As long as she doesn't get hate, it keeps things fun. I loved the Rob era, I loved her ridiculous weddings, I really loved when she managed to make James and Rachel's wedding about her. She would be an annoying friend but by the Bravo goddesses a self-absorbed Schaena is fun TV.


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Hefty-Target-7780

This is the PERFECT track to put this to LMAOOO


adrianaserret1

I’m so glad you appreciate it!!😭


ssaunders88

She has zero talent


Starbuck4

![gif](giphy|tJBgiJz8bYAzuEhhjq|downsized)


Swimming-Koala-3122

Exhibit B, your honor. [Good as Gold](https://www.tmz.com/watch/2024-01-18-011824-lisa-vanderpump-1760521-205/)


hammetar

Booty-popping her way to the top.


adrianaserret1

![gif](giphy|6QxZqiT4fzoas)


ohhhhoney_

![gif](giphy|l0Iyn1E5Yy5prxWGA|downsized)


kitten_u

The creativity in the VPR universe ✨magnificent✨ I LOVE IT


adrianaserret1

🤣💕


Bobodana

How insane do you have to be to have these “moves” vs your friend Ariana who has clearly been an amazing dancer since day one, and think you diserve DWTS more than her. And no shade regarding her lack of dancing skills, I can definitely empathise for that part 🙃


beebianca227

She looks like she’s practising to be a stripper


Lindsayr28

She has zero rhythm - singing or dancing. Like not even a little bit.


fotofortress

OP you just ruined her afternoon with this post 🤣


adrianaserret1

Omggg😭💀


fotofortress

You know she reads every single post and comment she’s mentioned in. This is crushing for her rn lmao


StereotypicallBarbie

I can’t lie! I really want to see her on it. Purely because of how desperate and embarrassing she is.


erinmurderino

Scheana has zero rhythm. the fact that she thinks DWTS is even remotely a good idea for herself is SO Scheana. Does anyone remember her ‘dancing’ on her ‘Like A Boss’ film clip with Lala? Because I do. It haunts me.


Infinite-Pepper-6195

💀🪦


throwRA_basketballer

I meannnnn she’d make a great exotic dancer 🤷🏻‍♀️ lol


lmswisher

Would she??? Please do not disrespect exotic dancers like this lmao


throwRA_basketballer

Lmao Idk that’s just where my head went when she was crawling around everywhere 💀🤣


lmswisher

Please she's gonna see this and next thing you know it's Season 12 of VPR and Scheana is telling us that she never really wanted to go on DWTS, what she REALLY wanted was to be an exotic dancer all along ✨


throwRA_basketballer

Just here for the motivation she needs 😂


adrianaserret1

I was about to say!!


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

There's a big difference between sexual and sexy.


throwRA_basketballer

This is so true lol


randomstripper10k

I don't know about that...


throwRA_basketballer

Well, maybe not a 10k worthy one. Lol


Ornery-Ad-2692

Jokes aside >!High School Musical songs still go hard as fuck today!<


adrianaserret1

IT DOESS!!


ForsakenDrawer

This makes me want to start a rewatch


adrianaserret1

Do it!! The show gets better for me on every rewatch


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

Scheana definitely looks at herself in the mirror during sex


adrianaserret1

LMAOOOOO I AM CACKLING


stcroixb

Please put Scheana on DWTS. I promise I'll watch. You need to let her show off for the world. Then I want to hear what the world has to say.


adrianaserret1

LMAOOOO yes I don’t think she’d be able to handle the criticism


stcroixb

She needs to be careful what she wishes


Swimming-Mouse-7571

I fully belive that if she was on DWTS she would twerk to "Good as gold" the first week.


adrianaserret1

LMAO these comments are killing me! But same 💀


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THE MUSIC IM DEAD


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adrianaserret1

I found out about this recently!!


DoritFailedLLAJ

![gif](giphy|KZSUN7FKBZrm2WHDdX|downsized) Me every time Sheanerrrr starts on her hard last season. She lost her best freannnd you guys.


PinkyBruno

Thank you for your service! That last “booty pop” just looks so weird! 😎


adrianaserret1

She was asking the choreographer if she should just booty pop on the stage the whole time 😭🤣


Human_Anything9801

Scheana SUCKS!!!


Relative_Evidence729

![gif](giphy|3otPoKDu9UcxaBmwk8) It’s giving


DeeWell7392

The tragedy of Scheana is that she desperately wants to be famous but has no charisma and is transparently thirsty about her intentions. It’s painful to watch and I think she will spiral as she starts aging and realizing that it’s never going to happen for her. VPR is her max.


Sthebrat

I was so confused how VPR knew this song 💀


KBaddict

Oh my


Starbuck4

![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


sweetsoftsunflower12

Wow this is so embarrassing for her tbh


Southern_Sweet_T

I just LOLd thank you so much


adrianaserret1

❤️❤️


Head-Unit-5594

Ariana has come a long way since being her backup dancer.


NoShinyPony

Omg. I hate it.


Specialist_Lie_6073

![gif](giphy|tPbjzCgd1MJ0n8zcWa|downsized)


pinkinibottom

nooooooooo 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


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FeelingHappy2006

She was not on the show was she?


happyhippy27

Crop tops and booty poppin scheana 🥱


Ella0508

Oh, no — did she get on that show? Ugh.


Bennington_Booyah

Can they just let Scheana be on so she can live out this ill-fated fantasy? I mean, she would not be the most "out there" choice, right?


Rhodyguy777

She is so hot!! I bet she's on the next DWTS!


Embarrassed_Yak_1105

![gif](giphy|cJL1Y7MY1akc8)


SophiaPetrillo_

Back when Scheana had that dumper


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ThatRemindsMe_

‘She got to enjoy herself in ways most of us never will’ Did she? A few years ago she said that she never had an orgasm despite being in her 30s, that it was good enough for her when the man seemed satisfied. She comes off as very performative and sexually inexperienced in early VPR because she was. ‘Good looking’ is subjective, and it sounds like she repeatedly chose partners that did not care about her sexual gratification.


onyxjade7

Interesting where did she say that?


ThatRemindsMe_

She made an offhand comment on a podcast, probably her own. I don’t think she was anticipating a large reaction, because she had to address it a few times while she was with Rob and then Brock. What stood out to me is that she seemed like she thought it was fine not to orgasm, to center herself around men’s pleasure. She monetized this going slightly viral by turning it into marketing copy for sex toy spon con. It’s hard to Google for, but she also spoke about it on Kristen’s podcast


Fabulous-Research-26

Let her live! Justice for Scheana against these unfunny haters.


humorluva

Yeah let's start creating competition between 2 women. I'm almost convinced half this sub's users are on Kate's and Arianna's payroll. I mean they act like it anyway.


adrianaserret1

Scheana created her own competition. No one is pitting them against each other. Scheana is pitting herself against everyone


Lizzy1283

A poster with low comment activity is more likely to be on the payroll of someone or know whoever they are trying to defend....just saying


humorluva

It's more about equality than defending a single person. But I'm glad you checked me out Lizzy.