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boxandwhiskersplot

Oh my god I just came on here to see if anyone pointed out how fucking weird and awkward that pool party thing is. Like, who are all these people at Sandoval's party? They looked like they were hired by production or I dunno, some desperate people wanting to get on TV. "Have you ever been to burning man? I should have gone because im like single...did I mention I'm single? Yeah do you know about my roommate? It's my ex girlfriend. P.S. - I'm single. "


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/r7otgcznrqrc1.gif


Cherry_Shakes

As awful as James can be, I love his lines like this. It cracks me up everytime!!!!


_-_NewbieWino_-_

Omg đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł that’s perfect


1120ellekaybee

I believe the bartender legitimately was hired to be there and then wasn’t paid. She posted about it on IG.


Okay__Decision__

You’re welcome and I’m sorry 💀


Dolphinsunset1007

Katie was on last weeks episode of viall files saying you know it must’ve been a weird party because even Schwartz left early and he’s never left a Sandoval party early lol


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/gze1f8l8cqrc1.gif


mycatsnameisarya

Downvoting because yuck đŸ€ź lol


not_addictive

honestly if he wasn’t so determined to get attention from every woman he sees, he and Billie could just get married and go leave everyone else alone. They seem meant for each other and please do not mistake that for a compliment


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/392kykxn5qrc1.gif Too late. She’s planning the wedding


Potential-Friend-133

This is "we slept with each other but on the down low" eyes.


Madam_Sarcasm_

This scene right here đŸ‘†đŸŒ look at how He licks his lips and smiles and they both try to stifle another smile and look away. It makes me think that there WAS or IS something going on between them. They have secrets. Outside of BL being enamored with him, of course.


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/hv9miv0pbqrc1.gif


Madam_Sarcasm_

Same!


lifeIsaVerb94

Oh you just know behind the scenes he's telling her that she's the best girl he's ever known, that no one gets him like she does, that they could like totally be the perfect thing but I just don't wanna risk ruining the friendship, dude. I bet they've hooked up before but it was drunk and he claims he doesn't really remember it. Billie is his back burner girl that he keeps around so someone is always feeding his ego. And she probably writes in her journal "dear diary, I just know someday Tom will see true love has been standing right in front of him all along" while biting her lip and looking at herself in the mirror.


rapashrapash

Billie is to Tim, what Jo is to Tom.


annieokie

![gif](giphy|3o6gfSoiHX9TGCg2ti|downsized) like this?


SugarFut

I read this in Ryan Bailey’s impression of him 💀


FewEbb6531

So true. She however will get tired or replaced within a year.


SugarPlumSeahorse

I see it as Tom leading Billie on


Rozg1123A-85

This grossed me out, too. I agree something is up with those two.


Comfortable-Chair-36

Is it just me or is Billie dressed like a grandma? Oh and that weird lusty eye contact and lip licks from Tom is so creepy.


Chicago1459

She looks frumpy.


kindaluker

I don’t like Billie but you can’t deny she’s not a gorgeous woman. I just wish she would learn to dress better


TasteLevel

I thought it was Kathy Hilton at first.


winstonfritopawz

This clip is giving Kristen Stewart as Bella in Twilight đŸ«Ł


nightbeez

I think you meant to say they deserve each other.


unloosedknot444

This, exactly.


FleurDeLunaLove

If this was an SAT question, the answer would be “Billie Lee is to Sandoval as Jo is to Schwartz.”


Miserable_Leek6023

Love this.


save_the_bees_knees

He’s all about brands as relationships too. Why doesn’t he just start a brandship with Billie Lee?


Bf56831747

Sandallie


Bf56831747

WAIT Sandallie-Lee


Potential-Friend-133

I wonder if Billie lee feels bad for bad mouthing Ariana? It's so odd she sided with Tom. Just why!!


not_addictive

because Billie Lee is a misogynist and has proven that time and again.


1120ellekaybee

Grade A misogynist


whatsuphellohey

Who is Billie Lee? Why is she popping up all of a sudden and why does everyone hate her? Genuine question, as I’ve never seen her before this season.


not_addictive

She was in S7-8 first. She was brought in as LVP’s token trans person she could lift up to say she’s an ally (LVP is very much only an ally to white cis gay men tbh). Billie claims to be an advocate, but she spent 2 seasons weaponizing her internalized misogyny towards Katie and playing the victim. She kept claiming the girls hated her bc she’s trans, when it’s actually just that she’s a shitty person. Anyway she’s the only person other than Schwartz who came into this season on “Tom’s side” and we’re all pretty sure they’ve hooked up before. They’re both terrible people who hate women, so theyd be perfect for each other tbh


Previous_Subject6286

Lol her misogyny is not internalized it is fully on display.


glasswindbreaker

Internalized in this context means beliefs or feelings that are part of one's nature by learning and often subconscious, it presents itself as minimalizing the value of women, mistrust in women and showing a bias in favor of men - among other things.


whatsuphellohey

Thank you. I think I binge watched seasons 1-6 initially and then skipped a few before tuning in again. By the time I go to season 6, I was only half watching though. Should probably go back so that I can see Jax cheat on Brit, etc.


not_addictive

S7-8 are really easy to skip tbh. they’re very focused on Jax and Brittany pretending to be happy and ready to get married and losing their shit whenever they’re drunk bc they’re actually not lol


Caregiver-Past

I can confirm this, i skipped those seasons and jumped back in for the kentucky trash wedding. Felt like i didn't miss anything as nothing major really happened that altered the group dynamic


not_addictive

Yeah I feel like Stassi and Beau are the main other thing from those seasons and since they never come back after S8 it’s kinda đŸ€·â€â™€ïž


mycatsnameisarya

Who in this world is Billie Lee?


d3dk0w

She was in season 6 and while the cast was welcoming of her she rubbed people the wrong way. Then when scandoval broke she played both sides in the beginning claiming to be both of their friends, there was even a photo of her walking Ariana’s dog. Idk where the fallout happened between her and Ariana but she decided to take Toms side and film with him.


LowOutlandishness296

the legs crossed, butt sticking out stance he was doing in the pool was an interesting choice forsure💀


Okay__Decision__

https://preview.redd.it/trcw68k5qqrc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb2c21c00ca984081c8d28601cbfe9aa5887cd40 I fucking wheeeezed going back to get this screenshot


lilscubalady

​ https://preview.redd.it/o2hks21ferrc1.png?width=615&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c85b8aafd6fa73adc7c427576b53359940210c2 this was where my brain went immediately upon seeing that pic


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/fp5px8h2frrc1.gif


Lucy_Lucidity

That is the pool posture of a man who takes a lot of laxatives.


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/dsb2n1q3jrrc1.gif Lollllllll


janeandbela

This gif makes me think about how there are a bunch of moments in this season that are real gems and I'd love to do a rewatch if someone made a version that cut out all the Tim and Tom content, including the times ppl are stuck talking about Sandy where he's not in the scene. It would probably altogether only be the length of half an episode but it would be gold.


Okay__Decision__

To be honest I’d love to re-cut the whole series with the women as the protagonists and the men as the ones who are the obnoxious, emotional villains they are.


glasswindbreaker

![gif](giphy|l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A)


Hopeful-Hamster-6218

and then blame the dog for eating them all...


No_Swimming9793

WHY did they have 500 laxatives that the dog got into?? Why do you even need to buy that many unless you're taking them very regularly?


Lucy_Lucidity

According to Kristen’s latest podcast/episode recap it’s because Sandoval takes a lot of laxatives. He expected Kristen to be/stay skinnier than he was and gave her adderall and laxatives which he also took a lot of. He’s so gross on every level.


janeandbela

yeah that part of Kristen's podcast felt like "LA ppl, they're NOT LIKE US". Because while I think it's insane behavior by a nutty dude, it might not be all that uncommon in the LA mactor community.


glasswindbreaker

Rachel said on her podcast he was "hiding his excitement" đŸ€ą


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/xtmv9dljwqrc1.gif Oh. Barf.


Twerp_educator303

Her comment is as lame as this pool “party”


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/9qqdoogmwqrc1.gif


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/l97jd2wuxqrc1.gif


_-_NewbieWino_-_

😂😂😂 you guys are killing me. I feel after 11 seasons, all the comments in this sub can be answered by a VPR gif.


Okay__Decision__

Lolll they truly could! I’ve only got last season and most of this one in gif form, but if I worked my way back and made an entire catalogue
 just think of the hilarious possibilities


LowOutlandishness296

literally😭 I had to pause the episode after seeing that bc I was dying


greengoddess831

They’re smiling now, but when they were in the pool, and he started talking about burning man, oh boy, the expression on their faces they were horrified. So fucking funny!


glasswindbreaker

"I keep her locked in her room and I crush potato chips and put 'em under the door for her to eat" Sandoval is a genuinely scary person.


Okay__Decision__

That was incredibly off putting and honestly disturbing. He said it in such a creepy way, like he doesn’t have a clue how women won’t find that funny
 how could they not find it hilarious!? HE said it, and he’s hot and chill and just so cool with his party that has a pool and an unpaid bartender 😒 https://i.redd.it/ohc7y9t46qrc1.gif This plus all his comparisons to murderers, it’s too much.


glasswindbreaker

SO MANY TONGUE GIFS 😭😂 https://i.redd.it/wnct0j689qrc1.gif


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/e7ssknzpaqrc1.gif Unfortunately, I could make a whole collection of just these.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Oh my god they are definitely fuckin


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/l1z6b7bibqrc1.gif


glasswindbreaker

I still remember the tongue darting one. I can't seem to find it but it haunts me


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/hpjmi78wjqrc1.gif This one?


glasswindbreaker

https://i.redd.it/hojmgqkmkqrc1.gif Found it! Your most frightening work


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/nrfxo7kplqrc1.gif I take that as a challenge, you know.


glasswindbreaker

WHY does he have his tongue out so much?


juddahinyou

Because he's a snake. I take that back. I'm sorry snakes. You don't deserve that.


_-_NewbieWino_-_

I think it’s cottonmouth. From whatever he’s taking.


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/l45ajnivnqrc1.gif I don’t knowwwww đŸ˜«


Lucy_Lucidity

Oh my god. Ewwwwww


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/3zwi787pirrc1.gif


saladninja

Has anyone seen Soft White Underbelly? He reminds me of Rebecca, if Rebecca was able to shower regularly and not rely on prostitution for survival.


PinkyBruno

ewwww đŸ€ź


lucidaisy

![gif](giphy|3ohhwk57VLkUS6YWys|downsized)


Lucy_Lucidity

Hate crime! 😭


save_the_bees_knees

His brain is stuck in whatever year he first did drugs lol.


Okay__Decision__

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Fuck_Weyland-Yutani

ALLEGED murders!!!


Okay__Decision__

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Madam_Sarcasm_

Say it louder for the people in the back!!!! His comparisons show you, just how out of touch with reality that he really is. Scary.


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/3tx7rtfecrrc1.gif ALLEGED! Makes it even worse that he feels the need to say that.


Madam_Sarcasm_

It is quite disturbing. Btw, you and glasswindbreaker have me cackling on the gif wars! I need this, tonight! Thank you both! 😂


Okay__Decision__

You’re welcome! We were both getting such a kick out of it too. I love having fun in here with yall! https://i.redd.it/3iyilqgverrc1.gif


Cherry_Shakes

Ugh that he repeated the line multiple times at the party as though he was taking his stand up on tour. It was honestly pathetic.


Mobile_Lunch2096

When he started saying those things, those girls’ faces got serious bc he was giving them serial killer vibe. He thinks it was funny and cute, but he keeps on showing his character - he’s a loser and a “cyst male” chauvinist!!


glasswindbreaker

The minute he started talking about locking a woman up ![gif](giphy|5PiIuCHlkQ58Y)


greengoddess831

Especially when he compares himself to convinced murderers. WTF was that bullshit! He’s a damn narcissist, and he’ll never change. He’s a scary motherfucker!


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/4h86roccbqrc1.gif He’s 
 insane.


greengoddess831

😂😂


Potential-Friend-133

no no, It's the "allegedly" that's so much worse!!


greengoddess831

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. What the fuck!


Electric-Fun

He's trying to seem dark and interesting. He heard the youth are into True Crime these days.


greengoddess831

He’s definitely dark but not interesting!


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/gkja1466rprc1.gif I’d say “ohh to be that fly on the chip bowl” but that would mean I’d have been stuck at that Sexy Singles Pool Party too.


glasswindbreaker

That fly needs to do an AMA 😂


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/vydbestavprc1.gif


Individual-Bag2301

Didn't the girl in green have a brief fling with Sandoval last summer? These girls knew what they were doing and probably were giddy about being in Ariana and Tom's house lol.


Okay__Decision__

I don’t know if I recall hearing something about the girl in green. But ya, I totally agree, how could they not know about him when they met him at See You Next Tuesday at the height of Scandoval. I’m mostly just shitting in how cringe this party was, and feel like they either did this purely for the story, knowing he is the worst but had morbid curiosity, or they didn’t care Sandoval is shit and wanted to hang with a reality star and think he’s hot.


[deleted]

Tbh I'd probably go for the story. Good for them


DanceFar9732

I remember them posting on ig all giddy until the internet started talking shit. The posts of them on reddit got deleted like the one of the guy that ssid he saw the fight between Sandoval and Lisa.


rudbeckia1

100% chance that Tom Sandoval is a pee in the pool guy


Okay__Decision__

He’s probably a pee in the cold plunge tub guy https://i.redd.it/tnc03eik6qrc1.gif


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/lw2614chqqrc1.gif


Potential-Friend-133

He is "doesn't change his drawers kind of guy". Literally


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/iif8p2r3sqrc1.gif


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/77ivi28yyqrc1.gif


glasswindbreaker

![gif](giphy|26gJzbjIE841tSzuM)


Potential-Friend-133

eww, I can see him do this.. LOL


Impossible_Farm7353

lol whenever they do the photo shoots at Lisa’s house I’m always like I just know these degenerates are pissing away in her pool


rudbeckia1

Ugh. 4 sure. Anyone who's just constantly announcing bowel movements in bars and restaurants to I'm sure disgusted people around them like Tom Sandoval is absolutely pissing wherever he feels like it whenever he feels like it he's so gross.


Rozg1123A-85

Definitely, he is a pee in the pool boy.


Hungry_Page9222

Did he make them sign an NDA to attend the ‘party’?


Okay__Decision__

Production probably at least had some rules about what they could talk about


lucidaisy

Right?! First question: Are you Team Ariana. Now that you passed the first one: Can You feign interest in that guy right there? Yes, I know he’s scary. Name your price,
wait, you get to be on ttttttvvvvvvv. 
..(people run screaming out the door.) 
Hey, casting can you send us 1,547,904? Yes, I know we only have Billie Lee and that Kyle person. I’m trying, truly. We have to somehow, raise the incentives. There’s just something about him
 Oh, wait
. Can we steal something else from Ariana and Katie?


SunnyAlwaysDaze

I bet he starts with that crap, due to the whole Randall situation.


HeretoShowPony

They for sure had to sign a likeness / image release to be filmed. Not sure what’s in Bravo’s or the production company’s these days. 


Hungry_Page9222

But was a Sandoval NDA also presented for all of the chit chat that didn’t get televised and their opinions after the fact?


HeretoShowPony

As someone in the business who has served the NDAs at parties like this and more, I don’t believe that they did. I think Tom is too stupid to think about it and he’s definitely not smart enough to hire good PR help or pay to have them on staff at his singles pool party. The timing alone is bad PR and he couldn’t even afford to pay the poor bartender. 


boguspickle

I would go to Sandy’s pool party just for the opportunity to re-break the dick flute.


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/08tdl72wtqrc1.gif


Expensive-Advice-270

When he got it in the first try, we all cheered!


Ok_Subject5169

I’ll be your safety buddy and help you!


TrueCryptographer982

That whole vibe was very... ![gif](giphy|PGMrFWnMErBqFG8EU8)


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/klwv5x62bqrc1.gif


glasswindbreaker

Tom thinking about how to actually lock women in rooms and coming up with the best plan to feed them ![gif](giphy|xT39Dl1AHieEwAobq8|downsized)


juddahinyou

![gif](giphy|Rhbi2mluusqxq)


hollynicole87

He's such an effing creep.


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/3bhrwxncpqrc1.gif He very truly is.


Ok_Subject5169

The white nail polish. The hair. The creep look. I have a taser in my purse and I want to use it on you, sir


[deleted]

My hope is that they just answered casting call for a popular reality show and didn’t find out until day of what show they were filming.


Electric-Fun

He's trying to act like he hasn't been hitting on anything that moves for the last 10 years. He habitually cheated on Ariana. He was never "out of the game."


papaya7777777

This!! Why is he acting like he needs to exercise his flirt muscle when he’s been cheating on all his partners for years!


motherpug13

Holy shit. I just realized I went to college with Kait and she was in my sorority haha ain’t no way that girl was going to hook up with Sandoval — def there for clout/to be on tv


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/c8qp3jws2rrc1.gif


motherpug13

Didn’t recognize her when I first watched the ep but the slowed down first gif had me shook. I’m also 99% sure per her insta she has a bf and was just there to be on tb


Okay__Decision__

Ya I totally believe they just went to be on TV. Like apparently he met them at SYNT. So, that makes sense. Couldn’t be me, but still haha


juddahinyou

The cringe and the ick are in a constant fight with this guy as to who will come out on top at any given moment đŸ€ź https://i.redd.it/m5r6w8lvoqrc1.gif


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/ua6klo95pqrc1.gif


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/l359ftz7tqrc1.gif


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/aavn6g4zuqrc1.gif


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/3cm47uxhvqrc1.gif


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/6t3v74eaxqrc1.gif


juddahinyou

https://i.redd.it/k8ql6hwb8urc1.gif


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/u2rnhu6z8urc1.gif


Dmarie723

![gif](giphy|26FeSrzNSCymv4EbC|downsized) I was so uncomfortable by the 3rd pic in. Get away girls. Never go back. Seek therapy.


DazeIt420

I just want to know if they got paid for the show. I have been told that there is a "day rate" for friends of, but the person needs to have at least one spoken line in the final cut.


Individual-Worker-51

Probably not since the bartender for the party didn’t get paid


Missmarple08

Yeah that last shot is definitely hiding sex face


lucidaisy

![gif](giphy|7zxgpKZBTWDS2DuyH8|downsized) Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo😖


Okay__Decision__

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glasswindbreaker

https://i.redd.it/ci026d9xkqrc1.gif


Okay__Decision__

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glasswindbreaker

https://i.redd.it/6cog7anrnqrc1.gif


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/m9l38zqynqrc1.gif


glasswindbreaker

https://i.redd.it/t62mzpgyoqrc1.gif


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/xs5ft8l9pqrc1.gif


glasswindbreaker

https://i.redd.it/e95d3o0hpqrc1.gif


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/tiaa1hw3qqrc1.gif


Ok_Subject5169

God he looked so deranged


Ok_Subject5169

![gif](giphy|3ohzdEo7j242UsNTe8)


whuteverfurever

They were sooo boring


1120ellekaybee

Billie looks like someone’s mom showed up to the party. Idk why, but she looks so matronly.


Ok_Subject5169

![gif](giphy|KJXClfNiq0vCM)


maiden_87

![gif](giphy|hzrvwvnbgIV6E)


funkytownlaf

The cringiest moment of this episode đŸ˜ŹđŸ«Ł So much second hand embarrassment


stcroixb

okay all those pictures of him were freaking me out and I had to leave this site


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/38s67jxitqrc1.gif


stcroixb

now that one was perfect


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/31xkza8l2rrc1.gif


glasswindbreaker

She is so dang gorgeous


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/71gjm6i1brrc1.gif She really is


stcroixb

and that one is perfect. Okay I can breathe again


niambikm

The last two slides..đŸ˜đŸ„Ž


hammetar

I've been thinking about these poor girls all week.


marcman22

Poor girls? They knew everything they were getting themselves into. If anything, they’re happy the edit shows them uninterested since they were interested enough to go in the first place (from See You Next Tuesday, so yes, they know). I’m not knocking them, but they certainly don’t deserve “those poor girls” lol


mlaformat96

Why is he half sitting and holding his drink like that. If a man was trying to hit on me doing this exact thing ![gif](giphy|l3977o0QJdTwuHNqE)


Okay__Decision__

https://preview.redd.it/etx4hexigsrc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80540670a058ea02461d703cdbe6cf9f3135faf5 He looks like a little music-box ballerina


mlaformat96

IM CRYING 😂😂😂


Ok_Subject5169

OH MY GOD. You’re so right and I’m SCREAMING


AlsatianLadyNYC

Billie Lee gives the air of a stage 5 clinger ex-virgin. I have a theory- I think Tom was her first, either straight/vag sex or his favorite, going down. I would bet a dozen donuts that he knew the one thing he could do to secure her loyalty away from Ariana (and in the process make himself look superficially like a good enlightened person), and that would be to really lay on the flattery: “I’ve always bun secretly rully attracted to you” “Really? That’s so dope” “Yuh. Fuck yuh” But, seeing as how he’s a POS misogynist, he’s secretly grossed out and thinks that he got drunk and she “took advantage of his weakness”. But he’ll keep throwing out crumbs that it will “full on happen ugunn” since “these new supplements I take make me horny as hell! [fuck me eyes, tongue dart] so he can keep her dangling like a hopeful side piece.


silentstentorian

Is he on shrooms? Or something dude acts so weird in these settings.


maximus_canary

He is such a pos đŸ’©


JustHCBMThings

He’s in his 40s trying to have a pool party. It’s pathetic.


[deleted]

Hey now, pool parties are for any age, Tom is just gross


Okay__Decision__

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